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Not Yet Off the Boat

Not Yet Off the Boat

By ChineseGrandma2049

Living in the United States as a Foreigner in 2020 brings me lots of troubles, embarrassment, and also funny stories. So I’d like to talk about them. Each week I’m gonna talk with my friends about things happening to us, and offer you a fresh point of view of things happening in this world. So please subscribe to our show: Not Yet Off the Boat.
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Ep. 2 Catching Up

Not Yet Off the Boat May 06, 2021

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Ep. 8 The Layoff

Ep. 8 The Layoff

The Layoff happened to me and I might never be able to get off the boat 🥹
Apr 21, 202317:10
Ep. 7 Still not yet off the boat

Ep. 7 Still not yet off the boat

Hey friends! I’m in a hotel room in Ireland. I’d like to share the most not yet off the boat moment I’ve had today!
Sep 13, 202226:18
Ep. 6 Battle of the Hottest Asian (Dudes)

Ep. 6 Battle of the Hottest Asian (Dudes)

Out of an imminent thirst for hot asian dudes, we asked our friends to nominate the hottest Asian guys and we ran an imaginary battle amongst all these hotties and found the hottest yellow man on earth.

Find us on instagram @ChineseGrandma2049, @bingdnboujee, and @mollygum_

Oct 17, 202150:10
Ep. 5 Why We Gave Up Casual Dating

Ep. 5 Why We Gave Up Casual Dating

In this episode, we talked about why we gave up casual dating, all the BS we've experienced when we were still young and horny, and our view towards love and relationship now. Follow us on instagram @bingdnboujee and @Chinesegrandma2049. 

Sep 28, 202143:56
Ep. 4 Do you also have toxic parents just like Shang-Chi's Dad?

Ep. 4 Do you also have toxic parents just like Shang-Chi's Dad?

In this episode, I invited my friend @Bingdnboujee and we talked about the toxicity in the Chinese Community. We shared how our moms love to body-shame us and always have high expectations, and discussed our encounters with crazy rich Chinese international students ;) 

Sep 14, 202137:26
Ep. 3 Burned-out

Ep. 3 Burned-out

Hey friends! Long time no see. I've finished my summer jobs and started school again for 3 weeks now. To be honest, I was pretty burnt out.  

Sep 04, 202112:47
Ep. 2 Catching Up

Ep. 2 Catching Up

Long time no see, my friends! Coming to an end of this crazy semester, I want to catch up with y'all. I found a job in SF, and got my heart broken again. In the near future, I want to update this podcast at least bi-weekly to make sure I'm living my best life, and I'll try to invite people who're in the same boat as me to talk about our frustration and excitement. Feel free to connect with me on my Instagram @ChineseGrandma2049 or my Weibo @绿宝苏醒!  

May 06, 202113:40
Ep. 1 Goodbye, 2020. Hello, 2021!

Ep. 1 Goodbye, 2020. Hello, 2021!

In this episode, my friend Heather and I talked about our dramatic bad dates in 2020 and our goals in 2021. After 30-40 bad dates, Heather decided to sit back and have fun before she set out to Canada for her PhD degree. As for me, I am on my way to either asexuality or me-sexuality a.k.a. just me and my vibrator. We hope everyone enjoys this episode wish everyone a healthy and happy new year! 

Dec 31, 202039:50
Trailer: Not yet off the boat (NYOB)

Trailer: Not yet off the boat (NYOB)

2020 has been a hard year. I’m finally starting this podcast with my friend Claire after being told to “Go Back to Wuhan” for the second time by a stranger on the street. Each week we are going to talk about stuff happening to us and stuff happening in this world. Please subscribe!
Dec 21, 202000:46