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Off "Off Menu Podcast” Podcast

Off "Off Menu Podcast” Podcast

By Dan and Jon

Welcome to the Off "Off Menu Podcast" Podcast, a podcast dedicated to the Off Menu podcast. If you like food and discussing the Off Menu Podcast with friends, then why not make some new friends and join us as we discuss every episode ever made, of the Off Menu Podcast. We'll be talking about the food, the choices, the genies, the Thames contracted diabetes, and having cheese as a dessert!
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Ep: 22.5 Bonus Suzi Ruffell

Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastJul 02, 2021

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Ep: 42 Greg Davies - Christmas Special!

Ep: 42 Greg Davies - Christmas Special!

Merry Christmas one and all! Today’s series finale sees Jon and Dan discuss the fan-favourite ‘Off Menu’ episode with the Taskmaster Greg Davies. Along with some controversial menu choices, the two also discuss their series highlights, The Beatles, Christmas plans, as well as Dan’s disliking of the This Morning team. The two will return in 2022 for series 3 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Dec 24, 202101:12:43
Ep: 41 Joe Lycett

Ep: 41 Joe Lycett

Ho Ho Ho, welcome to episode 41 of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, where today's edition delves into the dream menu of Joe Lycett. In addition to this, the two give some helpful advice in hosting a 'Mars Bar Party', Dan discusses his new donut business idea, there is a heated chat about ants, par or part boiling potatoes, and Rev. Anthony Cook makes an appearance to tell us about communion wine.


Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Dec 13, 202101:13:05
Ep: 40 Kumail Nanjiani

Ep: 40 Kumail Nanjiani

Welcome to the 40th episode discussing the menu of the ‘Marvel’ that is Kumail Nanjiani. Today Jon & Dan reopen their wounds over the coverage at this year's Olympics, what is a giant, eating habits and we revel in maybe the best main course in Off Menu history.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Nov 22, 202101:10:29
Ep 39. Mike Skinner

Ep 39. Mike Skinner

This week we are talking about the off menu episode of rap talker, philosopher and drugsman, Mike "The Streets" Skinner. Its a good one!
Nov 07, 202101:10:50
Ep: 38 Kemah Bob

Ep: 38 Kemah Bob

After a week off (Dan with a new puppy and Jon just being lazy), the two return for the episode of Kemah Bob. Today they discuss hot dog to bun ratios, people doing voices, and good Tex-Mex food.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Oct 30, 202101:00:00
Ep:37 Tom Allen

Ep:37 Tom Allen

It's a continental episode this week as we spend some time on France with TV funny man and bald comedian, Tom Allen. This episode was edited by Dan and he (I) also wrote this blurb which is why the tone is all weird!
Oct 17, 202159:21
Ep: 36 Evelyn Mok

Ep: 36 Evelyn Mok

This week Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Evelyn Mok. In this episode the two cover the Jonsi and Alex Cookery show, take a conversation from milk to who we are as people, thoughts from an otter, and why people poo-poo the chicken breast.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Oct 09, 202101:04:45
Ep: 35 Daisy May Cooper

Ep: 35 Daisy May Cooper

Welcome to episode 35 with the Off ‘Off’ Menu of Daisy May Cooper. Today Jon and Dan discuss the validity of their food news, buffets, best fan theories, tipping waiters, and the poor pricing of chicken nuggets.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Oct 02, 202101:04:56
Ep: 34 Sophie Duker
Sep 25, 202101:06:25
Ep: 33 Jess Phillips

Ep: 33 Jess Phillips

This week in the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, Jon and Dan discuss the episode of MP Jess Phillips. Double pizza news, platters, and a lengthy (occasionally heated) debate regarding the Full English Breakfast and whether it’s acceptable for fish fingers to be included.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Sep 20, 202101:25:03
Ep: 32 Catherine Bohart

Ep: 32 Catherine Bohart

Today Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Catherine Bohart. In this episode, they cover the problems with afternoon teas, overly attentive waiters, impressionists, Paul McCartney rumours, and revisit the red velvet cake fiasco from Rose McGowen’s episode.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Sep 11, 202101:16:15
Ep: 31 Marcus Samuelsson
Sep 04, 202101:07:43
Ep: 30 Cerys Matthews

Ep: 30 Cerys Matthews

Welcome to Episode 30 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with the rundown of Cerys Matthews’ menu. Listen for discussions on the problem of celebrities stepping outside of their career, why wraps get a good wrap while loaves aren’t loved, Dan enlightens Jon on when a group of Iranians came to stay, a shout out to those removing poop lines, and a hot debate on which is better, scones or Welsh cakes?

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Aug 29, 202101:07:16
Ep: 29 Jay Rayner
Aug 21, 202101:09:07
Ep: 28 Serge Pizzorno
Aug 14, 202101:07:40
Ep: 27 Jordan Banjo

Ep: 27 Jordan Banjo

Welcome to episode 27, where Dan and Jon discuss the dream menu choices of street dancer Jordan Banjo. Today the pair talk about Iceland's marketing and how a certain Hollywood actor would improve their reputation, the lack of food challenges in the UK, and Jon tries out a new catchphrase (apologies for the volume the ‘catchphrase' is delivered).

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Aug 09, 202101:05:42
Ep: 26 Kerry Godliman

Ep: 26 Kerry Godliman

The boys at the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast have had a week off, but are back for the menu of Kerry Godliman. Today Jon and Dan discuss the best crisp, voiceover artist Redd Pepper, pineapple on pizza, whether a ‘healthy’ salad really exists, and we are finally introduced to OOMPP producer ‘Glenito’.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jul 31, 202101:05:07
Ep: 25 Loyle Carner

Ep: 25 Loyle Carner

Today's episode is the rundown of Off Menu Podcast guest, Loyle Carner. In this recording, Dan reveals a childhood addition to his drink creation ‘mix’, as well as discussions on Mariah Carey’s burps, Rag & Bone Man’s love for scratching, the best cheeks to eat and they invent their own drinking rhymes.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jul 18, 202156:29
Ep: 24 Sian Clifford

Ep: 24 Sian Clifford

Welcome to this week's episode where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sian Clifford. In this episode, Dan reopens the can of worms of what is classed as bread, authentic food and ladyboys, and dream wee flavours.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jul 10, 202101:02:33
Ep:23 Dynamo
Jul 04, 202101:00:60
Ep: 22.5 Bonus Suzi Ruffell

Ep: 22.5 Bonus Suzi Ruffell

Welcome to a bonus episode of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with Suzi Ruffell. Due to technical errors, Jon and Dan thought the original had been lost so recorded a new version, only for the old one to re-appear. They cover old ground and also a lotta lotta new ground, including Ellie Goulding's new drink, more information on Jon's TV idea, and whisky snobs.


Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jul 02, 202101:25:24
Ep: 22 Suzi Ruffell

Ep: 22 Suzi Ruffell

In this week's episode, Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Suzi Ruffell. The brothers get their science caps on as they attempt to understand the complexity of carbonated drinks and the effects of global warming, as well as how long it takes to learn to like food. They also create their own tongue twisters and Dan reveals his overly passionate relationship with cakes.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jun 26, 202154:47
Ep: 21 Dara Ó Briain

Ep: 21 Dara Ó Briain

Welcome back for series 2 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast where Jon & Dan discuss the menu choices of comedian, presenter, and science man, Dara Ó Briain. The brothers come up with brilliant brand-saving marketing ideas, Dan reveals the history of sparkling water, what's the best food to serve in a bread bowl, and deep-fried delights.

Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Jun 20, 202101:00:36
Series 2 is Here!

Series 2 is Here!

Hello! Jon and Dan are here to welcome you lovely OMMPP fans back for the second series of The Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast. Make sure you listen as it will be a cracking series, with more rants, laughs, regular guests, and Food News. Make sure you like and subscribe rate and review, and tell all (and we mean all) of your friends! 

Jun 12, 202102:42
Ep: 20 Rose McGowan
Jun 05, 202101:00:04
Ep: 19 Gemma Cairney

Ep: 19 Gemma Cairney

This week’s episode goes through the dream menu choices of DJ Gemma Cairney. Our very own DJ (Dan & Jon) discuss their disappointment in the ‘new’ Biscoff release, while Jon discovers a special KFC film called ‘A Recipe For Seduction’, starring Saved By The Bell alumni AC Slater. The two approach the ethical problems with Ronald McDonald and his mates, and together they continue to hold marketing boards accountable, this week is the turn of the Champagne Marketing Board. Make sure you watch the KFC presentation (link below) for the OOMPP Movie Club next week!

KFC Christmas Film - A Recipe For Seduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9mgD1DpmZ8

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

May 30, 202154:47
Ep: 18 Desiree Burch

Ep: 18 Desiree Burch

Welcome to episode 18 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, with comedian Desiree Burch. Jon and Dan continue the discussion on their dad's curry, rice, and chips order, Dan drops a bombshell - potentially putting an end to a key format point of the Off-Menu Podcast, and the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast. The two discuss how they would rather eat their Spam, problems with the quality of Mexican food in the UK, a serious (yes we can be serious!) discussion about the merits of local style street food over gourmet restaurants. Finally, Reverend Anthony Cook teaches us about Jesus’s real name.

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

May 22, 202101:06:57
Ep: 17 Victoria Coren Mitchell
May 15, 202159:13
Ep: 16 Jamie Demetriou
May 08, 202101:03:24
Ep: 15 Sindhu Vee

Ep: 15 Sindhu Vee

Welcome to episode 15 of OOMPP, where today Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sindhu Vee. We kick off with another brand new game show ‘Oreos or Ore-nos’, Dan reveals his very select list of countries he believes has disgusting food (including one that no longer exists), Jon argues why dauphinoise is not a ‘type of potato’, and the two praise the merit of Sindhu’s mum’s quote ‘To the hungry person, even a doorway looks like crisps’. They round off the episode by discussing their dream sundaes.

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert & Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

May 01, 202159:56
Ep: 14 Jack McBrayer

Ep: 14 Jack McBrayer

Howdy y’all and welcome to the Off Off menu of actor and general lovely man, Jack McBrayer. In this delicious episode Dan helpfully explains the internet, the duo compare stories of swimming with turds (patent pending on the movie title rights) and also muse the differences between UK and American food, meat and friendliness. Remember to rate and review, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram by searching ‘Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast’

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert

Apr 25, 202158:14
Ep: 13 Phil Wang

Ep: 13 Phil Wang

Episode 13 is the turn of comedian Phil Wang in the dream restaurant. In the episode the brothers discuss whose anus they would eat Biscoff Spread out of (spoiler alert: they may ruin The Great British Bake Off for you), Dan opens up about his traumatic experience eating mackerel on his honeymoon, he also offers up his secret for a cup of tea when you are out of sugar. Finally, we discover the history of the Banoffee Pie and celebrate the work of unsung heroes Ian Dowding & Nigel Mackenzie. Here is the recipe for the Original Banoffee Pie: iandowding.co.uk/banoffi-pie-the-original-recipe/

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Apr 17, 202101:05:11
Ep: 12 Josie Long

Ep: 12 Josie Long

Today is the menu of Comedian Josie Long. Aside from her menu choices, the two discuss their dad's behaviour at restaurants along with his ‘dad jokes’, their love of dumplings from The Ugly Dumpling, and disagreements about egg etiquette… eggitquette, added to their dishes. Also, Dan showcases his brand new game show ‘Bacon Your Pick’ hosted by the one and only Richard Bacon.


Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Apr 10, 202101:03:28
Ep: 11 Krishnan Guru-Murthy

Ep: 11 Krishnan Guru-Murthy

In today's episode, Jon and Dan go through the menu choices of Newsreader Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Dan opens up about his attempt in banning the Honey Monster, Jon discusses his love of OK Diner and the magic of curly fries and together they ask for forgiveness from the Reverend Anthony Cook for their greed and lies when it comes to secretly eating sausage rolls, KFC meals, and scallop sandwiches.


Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Apr 03, 202101:02:27
Ep: 10 Lou Sanders

Ep: 10 Lou Sanders

Today we discuss the menu choices of the vegan comic Lou Sanders. The two beef bashing brothers try and tackle the moral juggernaut that is veganism, and pretty much mess it up, but they try their best! The boys also open up about their lack of confidence in being menu manipulators, Dan discloses a weird passion for a chicken's menstrual cycle, and we delve into the disappearance of courgetti spaghetti.

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.

Mar 27, 202158:51
Off Off Menus To Be Buried With
Mar 20, 202101:04:04
Ep: 09 Selasi Gbormittah
Mar 13, 202101:05:13
Ep: 08 Tom Kerridge

Ep: 08 Tom Kerridge

Today its Tom Kerridge’s menu that Jon and Dan discuss. In this jam packed episode the Dan discusses how to make the cocktail ‘The Chinese’, Jon talks about his dream main dish from Sacree Fleur in Paris, the merits of whether urine is really necessary for fermenting food, and Dan rounds of the episode with the soon to be infamous quiz ‘Knickerbocker Glory or Knickerbocker Fury?’

Mar 06, 202101:09:45
Ep: 07 Lolly Adefope

Ep: 07 Lolly Adefope

Welcome to another episode of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’ where we discuss the dream menus of the guests who have visited the “Off Menu Podcast”. Today it’s Lolly Adefope, and Dan is really annoyed about a mix-up of lamb items from his local supermarket, the brothers relive classic Friends quotes and we hear about maybe the biggest bar of Cadburys money can buy.

Feb 27, 202158:50
Ep: 06 Joel Dommett

Ep: 06 Joel Dommett

Welcome to the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, where this week we discuss the dream menu of comedian Joel Dommett. We are introduced to our first ever regular guest (he’s a vicar you know!) and decide who’s urine we would like to drink more, Bear Grylls or Ray Mears.

Feb 21, 202157:27
Ep: 05 Aisling Bea

Ep: 05 Aisling Bea

Welcome to episode 5 of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’ where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Comedian Aisling Bea. Today the brothers break down sample etiquette, what they find joyful and the history of the mashed potato. Remember to Like & Subscribe and leave your reviews below!

Feb 13, 202101:00:50
Ep 04: Nish Kumar

Ep 04: Nish Kumar

It’s February, which means it’s time for the Christmas episode of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’. Today temperatures are high as Jon & Dan disagree over whether James mistook Bellini’s or Blini’s as Blimi’s, before coming to blows over the origin of the roast potato. The brothers make amends by discussing the ultimate Christmas sandwich

Feb 06, 202101:02:12
Ep 03: Richard Osman

Ep 03: Richard Osman

This week we return to the Off 'Off Menu' restaurant for the dissection of Richmond Osmand's dream menu. Jon and Dan ponder how Five Guys get their nuts so salty, whether it's possible to make human oil and Dan's dream selection box. 

Jan 30, 202101:01:41
Ep 02: Grace Dent

Ep 02: Grace Dent

Welcome to Episode 2 of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast where today Dan and Jon talk through the menu choices of food critic Grace Dent. The brothers discuss what they would make fizzy in a soda stream, the family passion of Curry, Rice and Chips, and whether they would suck on a strawberry condom for dessert. 

Jan 23, 202155:42
Ep 01: Scroobius Pip

Ep 01: Scroobius Pip

Welcome to the very first episode of the Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast, with your hosts Dan and Jon. Today they discuss the menu choices of rapper, podcaster, actor, and record label owner, Scroobius Pip, the first guest on the 'Off Menu Podcast'. Hear their views on Pip's menu choices, what they think the future of pizza will look like, and also cast your vote on Dan or Jon's choice of drinks 'Mix' or 'Vimto & Milk'.
Jan 16, 202157:59
Welcome!!!

Welcome!!!

What is this? Why, it is the trailer for a new podcast. The off “off menu podcast” podcast. Coming soon!
Jan 08, 202103:25