Of The Eldest Gods

Charlie and Raye gush over how much we love Rachel Elizabeth Dare (again), we celebrate CANON PERCABETH THIS IS NOT A DRILL, and we decide that Nico should be friends with Danny Phantom.

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Sam is here but Hermes' snakes aren't as chatty... guess we have to see what Hermes himself has to say to Percy this time. Also Blackjack is getting muscles?

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Our friend Matt joins us for the Most Important Chapter in Percy Jackson. Raye cannot be normal about this. Charlie advocates for vampirism, as usual. Matt gets excited about a Kratos mention. Everybody loves Percy Jackson, so, so much. He is our sweet boy.

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What's this? Raye and Charlie invited on one of their most chaotic and insightful friends for this chapter. Yeah you should know what's coming here. It's the final showdown. Where we meet Rick Riordan in the pit... jk jk

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Our lore expert friend, Owen, is here to chat about one of our weirdest tangents yet... and is anyone else feeling a warmth on their rear during this episode? Must be a god getting ready to smite us for sitting on their throne even though that's the only way to contact them during a war!

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This episode, Adele comes on to talk about Women. Also, modern adaptations of Greek myth, especially The Song of Achilles. Silena is tragic, Clarisse is cool as hell, and Percy is doing his very best.

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Welcome to the party! We invited our pal Alex to talk about if we would've partied like the party ponies in college and to constantly compare PJO to Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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There's so many things in this chapter, guys. So many. Kronos! Some other titan! Tyson! May Castellan! And, of course, the flying pig. Mostly we just talk about Hyperion getting Captain Planet-ed.

This week Christina joins us for some thirsting over Prometheus as we talk about how Rick butchered the mythological figure. We also give you all the gift of hope speeches...

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This episode, Charlie indulges Raye's Batman addiction, we get some absolute PEAK percabeth content, and everything could be solved if people just knew when Percy was having prophetic dreams about them. Also, Charlie traps us in this mortal coil. Forever.

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This week we are joined by our dam chaotic friend, Robert, to talk about Annabeth getting stabbed and Percy committing murder!

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And we're back to the books! (and our Thursday release schedule.) This week, we try to figure out what sort of currency a sand dollar is, we wonder just how Daedalus got all those automatons into New York, and we ask for more content with the Hunters of Artemis. Again.

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Well we did it... we covered the LAST episode... of season 1... of Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Did we take a zebra with us to Vegas? Was Nico at the Lotus Hotel and Casino? We had to SEARCH for so many little things in the episode but mostly we enjoyed Grover being Grover and Percy and Annabeth being an old married couple. Just don't worry about them being cousins... the gods don't have DNA :P

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UPDATE: This episode contains discussion of one of the speakers having been called a slur which is used against those with mental disabilities or neurodivergence. The slur itself has now been censored, but the discussion may still be triggering to some listeners.

This week, we bring our best friend Juice on to talk about whether Ares is hateable enough, if Grover knows about the Australian Emu war, and how does the show's target demographic affect its watchability?

Of the Eldest Gods will be moving to a Sunday release schedule throughout our review of the tv series.

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This episode, we thirst over Medusa, discuss the Greek impulse to add snakes to everything, and deeply appreciate Grover for everything he does

Review episodes of the Percy Jackson TV series will continue to release every Sunday!

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IT'S HERE! WE'RE QUEER! AND WE ARE HYPED!!! Now all the show needs is a theme song...

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Sam is once again here to join us for an episode featuring the BEST snakes, George and Martha! (As he IS their #1 fan!) Will they ever get a rat from Percy? Listen to find out!

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This week, we spend the majority of our time arguing over what does and does not count as a "magical girl. We also love Nico very much and talk a lot about how he's literally 12 years old.

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Time to talk about Morpheus and Orpheus with our favorite Pod Daddy!! Christina joins us (and tells us about her NEW PODCAST) for some underworld shenanigans with our little guy, Nico, and Percy's EX math teacher. Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your   thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing.

This week, Raye and Charlie are joined by their good buddy, Ethan, to complain about why there is no Wikipedia page for fantasy teleportation, why we have to keep bringing up that Leneus is overweight, and be happy that our little guy, Nico is here again.

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This week, Raye and Charlie spend the majority of the run time disagreeing on how to interpret certain concepts and turns of phrase. We disagree on why chocolate would taste like cardboard, what step siblings and adopted siblings even are, and on what calling someone "green" means. And we make a little bit of time to talk about Percy Jackson.

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This week is time for THE PROPHECY!!! We get to interpret it and how we think things will go down after Percy turns 16... even though we've read the books before.

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This week we ARE BACK!!! And we talked about Percy's harem and a character death in the same episode...

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As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! But of course Raye and Charlie had to ramble about Hades together! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing.

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! This is our first bonus episode with Raye as cohost! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing.

As we are on hiatus, here's some of our Patreon bonus content for your listening pleasure! And your old fave, Taylor is back to design a PJO theme park! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing.

This week we stretch out talking about 10 pages for a full episode! And then we go down a rabbit hole of "was Rick right about this mythology thing?"

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This week, Taylor is struck down by Zeus (again), we come up with a new possible career path for Iapetus, and Percy is dying a lot.

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This week we are joined by a podcaster on a hiatus, Lochlyn! Percy gets a single dollar for his birthday personally delivered by his god daddy.

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This week is another chaotic one with Robert! We Pan!c outside of the Labyrinth and talk about juice for a while.

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After the big plot twist from last chapter, we take a break for GAY! It's PRIDE MONTH!!! Send us an Iris message at oftheeldestgodspod@gmail.com with your thoughts and theories going forward! We would love to hear from you. Make sure to subscribe so you know when our next episode drops and rate and review if you like what we are doing.

I don't know what this episode is... it's just chaos incarnate but in podcast form. We were joined by Ethan and Mats to talk about a serious chapter with some big plot things but it devolved into too many tangents and jokes to make things lighter. Hope y'all enjoy and listen til the very end.

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