On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys

The Eagles have been wrangled We look forward to Origin 2 starting Muzz The Broncos are next on the Radar

The Dragons were slain Sea Eagles are the next tranche Frog’s gone AWOL Welcome to On The Ranch

Titans last week, Dragons this week, it’s like a medieval movie marathon And we prep to endure a State of Origin with no Rabs

We look at one of the leagues best defensive efforts this year It’s the other other XXXX derby…again. And Origin is ramping up.

The Storm were downgraded to a low pressure system The eyes are up wary of the Panthers And Cowboys incumbent #9, Reece Robson, is in the paddock.

The tigers get a lesson The boys prep for a storm Pistol has the bale batman voice And superfan and patreon subscriber Cummo, joins us for the pod

The Knights were ultimately repelled after a nervous start It’s Magic Round! It’s Episode 100! It’s Pistol’s birthday, but where’s boo? (probably in court…) And Scotty Drinkwater joins us at the desk

We dined on Eel soup It’s time to prep the fortress for the incoming Knight assault One of us is rich And Jamayne Taunoa-Brown aka Yung Maynie, joins us at the desk.

The titans are taken care of The eels are about to feel the heat And …. We’re rich!!!!

The faders live up to their names It’s the other derby week And we’ve isolated Pistol!

The boys heads are down after a single point heartbreak Our heads are up as we look forward to the viking incursion The phantom tipper is in the house, it’s the ranch ambassador, George Gatis!

Toddy infers some things We infer some things Rob’s got the sniffles

The team has put enough points on the Broncos to seal the Derby until 2026 We prepare the barn for the chooks And Hendo is in the house

The cowbell is mightier than the horn It’s the first derby week of the year And new dad Kyle Feldt is in the house

Wet n Wild dumps on Queensland Country Bank stadium We’ve stolen the Tiger’s 9th spot and we’ll take it And we need more cowbell

It’s game week! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Frog struggles with technology and team picking And it’s bloody hot!

We're back! It's season 2022, it's episode 90, it's all happening. The boys have been back in the studio for our biggest year yet. Get along for the ride, it's Cowboys year (maybe).

It’s been awards week We got some Furphys! And Juzzy ONeill is in the poddock

Pete’s thrown the toys out We’re on the NQ titans And it’s question time 2.0

Jungle Ball proves the winner The cashed up Roosters lead the revolt against the bunker And what’s all this stuff falling from the sky!?

The dogs are looking good tonight, and I don’t mean the footy team The debutant streak continues And we countdown to the finals, which we won’t be a part of.

Everyone’s back in the poddock The mathematics are still being worked out for top eight And Hendo’s on the extended squad for giving us bum multi legs

The Taumalolo experiment is a fizzer The finals become as likely as Pistol’s Multis And the poddock’s playing musical chairs

Mad Monday ideas searches see a sharp increase The Cowboys buy shares in Townsville University Hospital And Lucky books a bunch of mystery flights because who knows where we play this week!

We’re breathing the clean air of the Poddock’s freshly cleaned aircons Pistol’s been on the tools, for one whole day And we’re donning the green and gold in prep for 2032

The world moves for the NRL Footytips apologises by giving out participation trophies And we batten down the hatches for the incoming storm

We thought it was wabbit season, turns out it was duck season, It’s Origin time again And the QRL announces a large expansion.

We’re back in the poddock, The Hammer becomes the latest Cowboys Origin Star, and we search for some beds to hide under

We’re doing a special lockdown edition, LIVE! Origin’s done. No, I'm not crying, you're crying. And we look forward to taking on the Cowboys rejects, the Knights

We’ve copped another apology from the NRL bigwigs More Cowboys make history, for State of Origin 2 And Ben Hampton is in the podcave!

Forget last week ever happened.  It's gone. Don't know what you're talking about. Move along. Eyes forward to the Sharks. #ridemcowboys

It’s mate against mate State against state And tonight, it’s podcaster against podcaster against podcaster in a 3 way (battle)

The warriors were weakened in a one point war We go into the bye in a solid 7th And it State Of Origin time, North Queensland style!

The knights have been decapitated We warm up our war dance And Tom Gilbert joins us for a chat!

It's huuuuge

Another classic derby win for the boys It’s Magic Round And we’re all sporting go go gadget arms in honour of that try

We’re licking our warrior wounds The original derby is back on! and may the 4th be with you!

3 in a row baby! The Frog's on holiday We've moved studio

We’re on a winning streak Morgs is going to the raiders game to nudie streak And the studio is bright orange!

We’ve got the eye of the tiger We’re eyeing off the puppies for a new coat And have the Cowboys turned it around?

We’re nursing a chocolate headache Toddy Payten is nursing a gameplay headache And the wreaking ball and brother kyle are back for vengeance

We let the little brother give us a drubbing to boost their confidence, We went and bought a bigger boat to go shark hunting, And we celebrate the older brother moving out of home….

There was plenty of dropped ball last week, but not by Hunt We pull out the trundle bed for baby brother Titans And...We’ve. Got. Merch.

We’re playing less minutes this week to save ourselves from gassing in 6 years time We look forward to a home game! And...we’re newspaper famous!

Time to ignore the better half for the next 30 weeks  We drop our predictions for season 2021  And we deep dive into the royal interview! (No we don't)

Welcome to Season 2021 We've toppled the Broncos already! And Kyle Feldt drops by.

It's our final show of the year. Probably.

It’s a classic origin decider at Suncorp this week As we sweat on two more games for Morg’s Multi And we re-roll the multi-thon this week

Some of us have conceded defeat But not the mighty Maroons Origin is well and truly alive

We got ourselves a bit of a Storm on sunday We look ahead to origin And Red Hot Richie dials in to claim his prize

It’s grand final week The milk has curdled We look ahead to the big show

This week, we’re down to four, the jerseys get put on ice and the tipping comp comes down to a hail mary.

The "NQ Raiders" go one step further, we’re all aboard the Lions train, and the Joker hits another linesman!

👉 Rob's back at the helm! 👉 We've retired another big Bronco name. 👉 and we're joined by Ray Ray Thompson!

Rob has had enough of Season 2020 and sets up camp elsewhere, Mick takes charge and hands out some wooden spoons. Pete has a HUGE MULTI (plenty of purchase!). Welcome to ON THE RANCH!

The Cowboys try to do it with 12 against Storm and learn quickly that’s not enough QCB turns up the heat in the hopes of melting the chocolate soldiers And we bid farewell to one of the greats

We’re all nursing a little winners hangover Can we keep it up against the Storm And we’ve made it to 50 episodes!

We’re shark meat Our fireproof suits are almost ready to fight some dragons And one piece of our coaching puzzle might just be solved.

The try scoring streak ends as the knight cut us down The sharks are circling And it’s fight night

So close yet so far The boys trek south to catch up with some mates And we’re back to our regular logo

The don, did us We've donned a different logo And it's duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season...

It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with the Titans.

The Seagulls stole all our hot chips We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders And we're starting our own judiciary

It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home the...er chocolates. We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles. And we jump head first onto the coaching merry go round.

We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all over QLD And QLD legend Chris Walker joins us.

The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine

It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels And our good friend Mr George Gatis is here!

We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.

We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors We got our cages ready for the tigers And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front

We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff 59-nil is our new favourite number And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB We review Cowboys v Sharks We Preview Warriors v Cowboys

We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd And Pistol finally nailed a Multi

It’s a little bit of Deva Vu as the season restarts We’re reserving some seats outside the stadium to listen in We’re sweating on which ref Cam Smith is replacing And the tipping comp restarts

It’s bittersweet this week as we celebrate the win over the bulldogs as the whole league flicks the switch

We've self isolated this week but as the show must go on, we've forged ahead despite the bad audio and smashed out something for your listening pleasure. Apologies for the sound quality. the delay in getting it out and also for Pistols level of intoxication...

It’s finally footy season this week and we have our hatches battened down for the cyclone that won’t happen, our masks on for COVID-19 and our beers cracked for our huge season preview of 2020

It was a tough day at Casey Fields The wet season is well and truly upon us Eltons yellow brick road has been and gone And the one and only Kyle Feldt stops in for a chat

The Nines are run and won, by us!The cowboys conquered the Broncos yet againThe new stadium is open for businessAnd we look forth to Round 1

We're in a new season, we have a new look, but we invariably still sound the same. Silky smooth Cowboys fan voices coming at your for 2020.We're looking at the Perth Nines, we're excited about some new player faces and we've kicked off a tipping comp thanks to Bee Clean NQ.    

It’s Grand Final week and the Ranch boys are deep into their off season prep for next year Everyone fills in their green machine bandwagon paperwork We lament the AFL grand final that wasn’t grand at all And it’s officially QLDs year as the Heat secure one of the best

Customs has let Pistol back in the countryThe top four inevitably remain the only sides leftThe blackhawks bow out of the qcup raceAnd it’s AFL Grand Final Week

We’re in the midst of finals feverMad Monday is taking it’s tollPistol has turned japaneseAnd we turn to international sports in search of a winner

The Cowboys and North Korea find some commonality in getting battered by a storm It’s time to gear up for finals Australia prevails in the Ashes And we’re hijacking pistol’s multi

The Cowboys find some late season form, We look ahead to Mad Monday, The Barty Party is over but there’s a silver lining, And George Gatis drops by.

Resurrected!We thought it was lost to the Podcast Gods but after some clever exorcisms and deals with the devils, it's back!We review the Panthers game, preview the Bulldogs (although it's been run and won before this went live), chatted about Ash Barty, the cricket and more.

The Cowboys didn't show up last week, but we have.We gloss over the Cowboys, get excited for AFL finals and stumble our way through the night without Morgan.This week's all new condensed On The Ranch.

This weekThe Cowboys are somehow worse than the Boyd led DonkeysIt’s time to soak up the Newcastle sunAnd it’s still mathematical, but we work out how we can still take the premiership

This week, we lick our wounds after the Tiger mauling, prep the stables for the incoming Broncos and it's Mt Isa Rodeo time!It's Derby Round!

This week the Ranch boys put the Sharks loss behind them and look forward into the eye of the Tigers.They get excited about finals footy (in all codes), Rob gets to talk about motorsport briefly, they make a concerted effort to save the Northern Rays and tipping gets tense.

Rob's back at the helm and finding it's like someone else has been driving your car, the seat is in the wrong spot, the heater is on and what the hell were they looking at with that mirror angle?We review the Rabbits game, preview the Sharks, and take on a bunch of other sports both local and national.

There's mutiny afoot as the Barking Frog takes the helm! The boys cover QLDs sunken campaign in State of Origin 2019; they discuss the Cowboys roasting of the chooks; there's Rabbit stew on the menu; a mega multi thanks to Fusion Networks; and Triple M's Wayde Chiesa joins the crew.

Episode 17 sees us review the game against the Dragons, preview the State of Origin decider and the clash with the Roosters, and George Gatis drops in for a chat.

While Origin 2 goes to a decider, the Cowboys lick their wounds and leaf through their reserve stocks to try a field a team of players without injury. It'sa tough ask, but we think Greeny has done alright.Join us as we dissect Origin 2, preview the Red V clash and celebrate Australia's Number 1 ladies.

It's Rep Round and while we lick our wounds after being battered by the Tigers, we prep for a weekend of Internationals and State against State.Queenslander!

It's that time of the week again. We're all about lamenting over what could have been, and should have been, against Manly. We preview who's left to take on the Tigers.We also had a Barty Party.Episode 14, for your enjoyment only.

This week we have a bumper episode as we analyse the Cowboys hard fought win over the Titans, we look ahead to our home game against the Sea Eagles, and we go celebrate the QLD Origin win in style.

It's Origin season and the Cowboys carry a string of injuries. Despite that, they carry the confidence of two wins on the trot down to the great south east to take on a Titans team fighting for their season.Do the boys have what it takes? 

Round 11!We've made Eel Stew.We sail into the land of the stolen clap.and we farewell some legends.

Magic Round is done and dusted and so we turn our attention back home as the Eels, who copped a belting last week, make their way north to 1300 Fortress and face a Cowboys squad playing for their season.We also touch on Boxing, AFL, Supercars and more.

It's Episode 9 and Pistol & Rob open up their doors and welcome none other than the Barking Frog himself.We've reviewed the Titans, previewed Magic Round and mourned the passing of Chewbacca himself.

Pistol & Rob are back to review the Cowboys capitulation versus the Bulldogs, preview our clash with the Titans and we inject a little positivity into our news.

A bumper episode this week as we catch up on our missing episode from last week.We've survived the Warrior assault, ventured into the den of the dogs and our hopes are up as we hear the Tauminator may be back early.

It's NRL Round 5 and the Cowboys haven't started the season in a great way. Despite that, the boys are still somewhat optimistic that it can be turned around.We quickly review a lacklustre Round 4, batten down the hatches for the incoming Storm and lament missing out on a actual fullback.

The week the Cowboys were schooled by the Sharks, the Raiders try to pack their clapping horn as carry-on, Green and Stuart stick by their teams, and the Federal Government makes us a promise.This, is On The Ranch.

We review the Cowboys Round 2 XXXX Derby, preview Round 3, marvel at the ladder leaders and stumble through our tips again in another On The Ranch.

Rob and Pistol are back to discuss the sensational Cowboys return to form with their win over the Dragons. We look ahead at the long time Derby against the Broncos, and Pistol gets to gloat after tipping a perfect round.

Bob and Pistol's first foray into podcasting, taking an in depth look at the Cowboys preseason. We chat about our new recruits, our trial matches and our first team. We preview Round 1 vs the Dragons at 1300 Smiles and take a shot at some poor tipping.