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On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys

On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys

By On The Ranch - NQ Cowboys
Some loyal and local North Queensland Cowboys fans speak their minds about the all conquering pride of the North. Welcome to On The Ranch.

In depth reviews and previews of the North Queensland Cowboys games, news, tips and some clueless banter. The passion cannot be denied.
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Dud Tips
It’s grand final week The milk has curdled We look ahead to the big show
1:01:25
October 20, 2020
Daylight Savings
This week, we’re down to four, the jerseys get put on ice and the tipping comp comes down to a hail mary.
47:21
October 13, 2020
The Radradra Finals
The "NQ Raiders" go one step further, we’re all aboard the Lions train, and the Joker hits another linesman!
49:51
October 6, 2020
Ray Thompson
👉 Rob's back at the helm! 👉 We've retired another big Bronco name. 👉 and we're joined by Ray Ray Thompson!
1:52:49
September 30, 2020
Spoon Dealers
Rob has had enough of Season 2020 and sets up camp elsewhere, Mick takes charge and hands out some wooden spoons. Pete has a HUGE MULTI (plenty of purchase!). Welcome to ON THE RANCH!
1:08:17
September 23, 2020
Beastan Masters
The Cowboys try to do it with 12 against Storm and learn quickly that’s not enough QCB turns up the heat in the hopes of melting the chocolate soldiers And we bid farewell to one of the greats
1:05:55
September 16, 2020
The Half Ton
We’re all nursing a little winners hangover Can we keep it up against the Storm And we’ve made it to 50 episodes!
1:10:41
September 8, 2020
All Just Numbers
We’re shark meat Our fireproof suits are almost ready to fight some dragons And one piece of our coaching puzzle might just be solved.
1:02:38
September 1, 2020
Fight Night
The try scoring streak ends as the knight cut us down The sharks are circling And it’s fight night
59:46
August 25, 2020
Monopoly Money
So close yet so far The boys trek south to catch up with some mates And we’re back to our regular logo
1:01:38
August 19, 2020
Kebab In A Can
The don, did us We've donned a different logo And it's duck season, wabbit season, duck season wabbit season...
57:56
August 11, 2020
What round is it?
It’s a repeating tale of woe for the pride of the North but all signs point to improvement as we head to CBus Super Stadium for our mini-derby clash with the Titans.
58:09
August 5, 2020
Passion
The Seagulls stole all our hot chips We’re sounding our own war horns in prep for the Raiders And we're starting our own judiciary
1:05:14
July 28, 2020
Torn
It’s a rough old time as the Chocolate Soldiers take home the...er chocolates. We pray that the sacked coach curse carries us over the Sea Eagles. And we jump head first onto the coaching merry go round.
1:07:46
July 21, 2020
I Am Chris Walker
We caught salmonella from undercooked chicken The trek south to face the Panthers is looking riskier every day We’re getting our rooms ready to billet 13 extra southern teams all over QLD And QLD legend Chris Walker joins us.
1:27:23
July 14, 2020
Robo Pistol
The eels were a little too slippery to be wrangled We preheat the oven to 180 degrees for some roast chook And we’ve subbed pistol out, for a machine
55:48
July 8, 2020
The Gatis Effect
It’s NRL round 8 and we take some confidence from the gritty win against the Knights Prep begins for the clash with the ladder leading Eels And our good friend Mr George Gatis is here!
1:02:53
July 1, 2020
Coach Juggling
We’ve retreated to lick our tiger inflicted wounds We’re sharpening our spears to keep the knights at bay And we check who’s got a target on their back at CowboysHQ.
57:11
June 24, 2020
God Damn Carole Baskin
We’ve succumbed to the Tamworth Warriors We got our cages ready for the tigers And there’s a bit of give and take on the injury front
1:04:50
June 16, 2020
The I Isn't Dotted
We’ve sprayed our hands with that sticky stuff 59-nil is our new favourite number And there’s word we might have a crowd at QCB We review Cowboys v Sharks We Preview Warriors v Cowboys
56:21
June 9, 2020
Cold. Hard. Cash.
We drag ourselves off the couch after what felt like the best weekend of footy ever We’re outsourcing our own virtual crowd And Pistol finally nailed a Multi
1:02:09
June 2, 2020
Round 3 In May
It’s a little bit of Deva Vu as the season restarts We’re reserving some seats outside the stadium to listen in We’re sweating on which ref Cam Smith is replacing And the tipping comp restarts
55:57
May 27, 2020
Lock It Down
It’s bittersweet this week as we celebrate the win over the bulldogs as the whole league flicks the switch
58:37
March 24, 2020
Nine Coronas
We've self isolated this week but as the show must go on, we've forged ahead despite the bad audio and smashed out something for your listening pleasure. Apologies for the sound quality. the delay in getting it out and also for Pistols level of intoxication...
33:43
March 18, 2020
Epic Lighting
It’s finally footy season this week and we have our hatches battened down for the cyclone that won’t happen, our masks on for COVID-19 and our beers cracked for our huge season preview of 2020
56:44
March 10, 2020
Kyle Feldt
It was a tough day at Casey Fields The wet season is well and truly upon us Eltons yellow brick road has been and gone And the one and only Kyle Feldt stops in for a chat
1:30:08
March 4, 2020
Preseason Pontification
The Nines are run and won, by us!The cowboys conquered the Broncos yet againThe new stadium is open for businessAnd we look forth to Round 1
50:20
February 25, 2020
The Perth Nines
We're in a new season, we have a new look, but we invariably still sound the same. Silky smooth Cowboys fan voices coming at your for 2020.We're looking at the Perth Nines, we're excited about some new player faces and we've kicked off a tipping comp thanks to Bee Clean NQ.    
38:05
February 11, 2020
How The Sausage Is Made
It’s Grand Final week and the Ranch boys are deep into their off season prep for next year Everyone fills in their green machine bandwagon paperwork We lament the AFL grand final that wasn’t grand at all And it’s officially QLDs year as the Heat secure one of the best
58:16
October 1, 2019
Guess Who's Back
Customs has let Pistol back in the countryThe top four inevitably remain the only sides leftThe blackhawks bow out of the qcup raceAnd it’s AFL Grand Final Week
1:07:42
September 25, 2019
Gatorade Samples
We’re in the midst of finals feverMad Monday is taking it’s tollPistol has turned japaneseAnd we turn to international sports in search of a winner
1:19:17
September 18, 2019
The Winning Multi
The Cowboys and North Korea find some commonality in getting battered by a storm It’s time to gear up for finals Australia prevails in the Ashes And we’re hijacking pistol’s multi
1:26:28
September 11, 2019
Georgeous George
The Cowboys find some late season form, We look ahead to Mad Monday, The Barty Party is over but there’s a silver lining, And George Gatis drops by.
1:52:50
September 4, 2019
It's Alive!
Resurrected!We thought it was lost to the Podcast Gods but after some clever exorcisms and deals with the devils, it's back!We review the Panthers game, preview the Bulldogs (although it's been run and won before this went live), chatted about Ash Barty, the cricket and more.
1:23:23
August 30, 2019
Pirate Code
The Cowboys didn't show up last week, but we have.We gloss over the Cowboys, get excited for AFL finals and stumble our way through the night without Morgan.This week's all new condensed On The Ranch.
1:09:53
August 20, 2019
No feel for the game
This weekThe Cowboys are somehow worse than the Boyd led DonkeysIt’s time to soak up the Newcastle sunAnd it’s still mathematical, but we work out how we can still take the premiership
1:51:39
August 14, 2019
Saddle Up!
This week, we lick our wounds after the Tiger mauling, prep the stables for the incoming Broncos and it's Mt Isa Rodeo time!It's Derby Round!
1:43:55
August 7, 2019
Who Wants To Be A Tipper
This week the Ranch boys put the Sharks loss behind them and look forward into the eye of the Tigers.They get excited about finals footy (in all codes), Rob gets to talk about motorsport briefly, they make a concerted effort to save the Northern Rays and tipping gets tense.
1:39:31
July 30, 2019
Wanna Play?
Rob's back at the helm and finding it's like someone else has been driving your car, the seat is in the wrong spot, the heater is on and what the hell were they looking at with that mirror angle?We review the Rabbits game, preview the Sharks, and take on a bunch of other sports both local and national.
1:53:33
July 24, 2019
Mutiny on the SS Ranch
There's mutiny afoot as the Barking Frog takes the helm! The boys cover QLDs sunken campaign in State of Origin 2019; they discuss the Cowboys roasting of the chooks; there's Rabbit stew on the menu; a mega multi thanks to Fusion Networks; and Triple M's Wayde Chiesa joins the crew.
1:59:48
July 18, 2019
Special Guest: George Gatis
Episode 17 sees us review the game against the Dragons, preview the State of Origin decider and the clash with the Roosters, and George Gatis drops in for a chat.
2:13:15
July 9, 2019
Who Run The World?
While Origin 2 goes to a decider, the Cowboys lick their wounds and leaf through their reserve stocks to try a field a team of players without injury. It'sa tough ask, but we think Greeny has done alright.Join us as we dissect Origin 2, preview the Red V clash and celebrate Australia's Number 1 ladies.
1:00:39
June 26, 2019
Sorry, Not Sorry
It's Rep Round and while we lick our wounds after being battered by the Tigers, we prep for a weekend of Internationals and State against State.Queenslander!
58:56
June 19, 2019
Not In The Act Of Scoring
It's that time of the week again. We're all about lamenting over what could have been, and should have been, against Manly. We preview who's left to take on the Tigers.We also had a Barty Party.Episode 14, for your enjoyment only.
1:05:15
June 12, 2019
Testing Our Depth
This week we have a bumper episode as we analyse the Cowboys hard fought win over the Titans, we look ahead to our home game against the Sea Eagles, and we go celebrate the QLD Origin win in style.
1:29:44
June 7, 2019
Globetrotters
It's Origin season and the Cowboys carry a string of injuries. Despite that, they carry the confidence of two wins on the trot down to the great south east to take on a Titans team fighting for their season.Do the boys have what it takes? 
1:15:26
May 29, 2019
Eel Stew
Round 11!We've made Eel Stew.We sail into the land of the stolen clap.and we farewell some legends.
54:32
May 22, 2019
Slip N Slide
Magic Round is done and dusted and so we turn our attention back home as the Eels, who copped a belting last week, make their way north to 1300 Fortress and face a Cowboys squad playing for their season.We also touch on Boxing, AFL, Supercars and more.
56:07
May 16, 2019
It's Magic
It's Episode 9 and Pistol & Rob open up their doors and welcome none other than the Barking Frog himself.We've reviewed the Titans, previewed Magic Round and mourned the passing of Chewbacca himself.
1:22:22
May 8, 2019
Remember The Titans
Pistol & Rob are back to review the Cowboys capitulation versus the Bulldogs, preview our clash with the Titans and we inject a little positivity into our news.
51:07
May 2, 2019
Mother's Milk
A bumper episode this week as we catch up on our missing episode from last week.We've survived the Warrior assault, ventured into the den of the dogs and our hopes are up as we hear the Tauminator may be back early.
1:24:35
April 25, 2019
The Crocodile Roll
It's NRL Round 5 and the Cowboys haven't started the season in a great way. Despite that, the boys are still somewhat optimistic that it can be turned around.We quickly review a lacklustre Round 4, batten down the hatches for the incoming Storm and lament missing out on a actual fullback.
46:14
April 10, 2019
The Pork Barrel
The week the Cowboys were schooled by the Sharks, the Raiders try to pack their clapping horn as carry-on, Green and Stuart stick by their teams, and the Federal Government makes us a promise.This, is On The Ranch.
42:52
April 3, 2019
Its Probably Forward. Probably.
We review the Cowboys Round 2 XXXX Derby, preview Round 3, marvel at the ladder leaders and stumble through our tips again in another On The Ranch.
46:05
March 27, 2019
As The Crow Flies
Rob and Pistol are back to discuss the sensational Cowboys return to form with their win over the Dragons. We look ahead at the long time Derby against the Broncos, and Pistol gets to gloat after tipping a perfect round.
40:28
March 20, 2019
PERONEAL TIPSTERS
Bob and Pistol's first foray into podcasting, taking an in depth look at the Cowboys preseason. We chat about our new recruits, our trial matches and our first team. We preview Round 1 vs the Dragons at 1300 Smiles and take a shot at some poor tipping.
48:17
March 14, 2019