One Bored Afternoon

By Nkandu Mukabe

Welcome to One Bored Afternoon! A podcast that is a mix of comedy and what I like to call manic chill. We talk about random stuff and have a chill time and hopefully some laughs. Hop in anywhere!

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Bonus Ep: Halloween Storytime!

One Bored AfternoonOct 31, 2020

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Bonus Ep: Halloween Storytime!

On the eve of All Hallow's Night, two familiar faces get caught up in another adventure. But when a meteor strike happens just outside of town, what will The Chris Bosh Lookalike and the Man in Orange Skinny Jeans and Gumboots find? And who is the creature that is watching them?
Music Info:
Headless Horseman by Alexander Nakarada | www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Oct 31, 202021:15

Ep 29 - Knife Hands McGee

I'm back! I didn't mean to take a hiatus but y'know... sometimes... three weeks sneaks up on you... 😂😂 This week we talk about the terrible horrible absolute nightmare that is exam period, look back on the irony of last year's Tiktok parody, and talk about how weird the anime Tenjou Tenge was. Like, super weird. Extremely weird, why did they make the show that way????? Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Oct 25, 202059:15

Ep 28 - Sick Armpit Hair

Yes I recorded for an hour because it's a International Podcast Day special, not because I got a sugar high and wouldn't shut up 👀 yes I did this on purpose. This week we talk about why Blue Microphones is my soulmate, make the abomination that is Green Tea Coke Latte, and why Nickelback sucks. For this week's shower thought, we're talking about Medusa's sick ass armpit hair

Sep 30, 202059:17

Ep 27 - Just Shower Thoughts

This week, I have epiphany... about the same topic, for the Second Time™, we answer some Just Shower Thoughts, and go down some Physics Tangents! Physics is actually fun y'all. Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Sep 22, 202037:51

Special Episode: Crack Anniversary

This week, I learn that I don't need Coke to become a crackhead, and I yell nonstop for an hour+. We talk PUBG, cake that looks like other food, ASMR, future plans and so much more! Also an impromptu QnA at the end! Thanks so much for sticking with me this past year, please look forward to my future projects, they're gonna be great! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Sep 13, 202001:40:31

Special Episode: Horror-Scopes

Hello! I'm your NickToon astrologer Nkandu, hoping Nick doesn't sue me for using their audio lmao. Today I'm telling all y'all's future and calling you out at the same time. Let me know your zodiacs so I know if I should apologize to y'all or not lmao. But if you're an aquarius, fite me (but not really though, I'm a cry-er lol). Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Sep 09, 202001:08:02

Special Episode: Best of One Bored Afternoon!

Day One of the week long '365 Bored Afternoons' event! We did it! Today, we look back on some of my favourite bits throughout the podcast! (The audio transitions are kinda weird but let's not talk about it lol). Don't forget to join me on Instagram @oneboredafternoon for more of the celebrations! Thanks for sticking with me all year, and here's to another year of Bored Afternoons! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Sep 07, 202029:18

Ep 26 - Pizza Juice

This week, we're getting a little EXTREME. I try out the infamous whipped coffee (guess if it was worth it, go on, guess), talk about some EXTREME programming, and introduce what might be the best, most EXTREME cookbook ever. If you want to keep up with my antics, follow me on IG @oneboredafternoon_pod. QFT of the week is souffle breakfast? Haven't we whisked enough? Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob don't forget to keep signing petitions for BLM!

Jun 18, 202043:10

Ep 25 - Kiss My Coriolanus

It's another hour long episode! Let's pretend I uploaded it on time 😅 QFT this week is whipped coffee! This week, I prove that clearly sugar is my drug, and beauty gurus need to teach me the 7 finger death grip. Also is taken me 4 hours after recording the podcast to realise that humans don't have 7 fingers on one hand, kids don't do sugar. Not even once. Also, I make a very mature, totally not childish review (in which I don't make a single joke) about the play Coriolanus, and Tom Hiddleston's ability to make music with his words (swoon). Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: instagram.com/oneboredafternoon_pod link to BLM resources here: blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Jun 09, 202001:06:54

Clip sources:
Anne Braden: Southern Patriot - www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvmasu_CLr0
Anne Braden - Joining the other America - vimeo.com/226902607
Hi everyone, this week I just wanted to talk about the current situation and share some useful BLM resources
US listeners: text 'FLOYD' to 55156 text 'JUSTICE' to 668336
Global listeners: use the resources in this link to donate, sign petitions and educate yourselves: blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: instagram.com/oneboredafternoon_pod?igshid=1k64l4fsqm4uz linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Jun 04, 202017:03

Ep 24 - Late Night Radio

I want to preface this by saying, I am in no way a professional, take my advice with a grain of salt of course. This week, it's a special 1hr long episode for Mental Health Week. It's a more slow tempo pod where I talk about mental health and some things that have helped me when the Big Sad rears its head. Remember, if you're struggling with something more than you can bear, reach out to a loved one, or a professional for help. Link to Booster Buddy here: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.viha.boosterbuddy Link to Woebot here: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.woebot Let me know about the Discord idea on any of my socials below! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

May 12, 202001:12:56

Ep 23 - Throw All Your Stuff Away

Hello! I'm back! This week I talk about minimalism, the cringiness of change, name the fandom (??), and say "Dalgona" way too many times in a cringey ass way. Also I introduce QFT, a little activity to make quarantine suck a little less. This week? Embroidery (if you have the materials, otherwise, freestyle kids!) Use the hashtag #qftafternoons to share what you did online :) Thanks for listening! Rate and review on iTunes, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Apr 28, 202048:41

Ep 22 - Cool Chill Vibe

Me chewing for 25 minutes. Hi everyone, I'm back! This week I talk about hitting a new milestone, writing a new book, and why artists SHOULD suck. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: For hitting 2k total plays, I'm having a little raffle on my social medias :> You can check my Twitter and Instagram for the rules here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-kBZIjBb2X/ https://mobile.twitter.com/1boredafternoon/status/1246452601035653121 Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: https://linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Apr 01, 202025:12

Ep 21 - Pop-culture Scavenger

I'm back! And ranting about movies I've seen these past few months! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob Subscribe to the YouTube channel here: www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjqM5hYdppFZcvpx3rNO9g

Mar 04, 202001:07:56

Ep 20 - Grinding on The Monsters

This week, I'm bringing back the psych session. I talk about choices, wanting things out of life, and how the hard parts of life are like killing slimes to level up. Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Feb 19, 202038:08

Ep 19 - Tinfoil Hat Ft Kaluba

Everyone get your tinfoil hats on, it's time for an episode of what I like to call "Just Shower Blunts". This week my roommate Kaluba and I talk about the conspiracy theories that plague our minds, and prove just how dumb we can really get (spoiler alert: it's very). Follow Kaluba here and tell her I sent you: instagram.com/callme_flower_?igshid=ibg1huqd43v5 Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Feb 11, 202045:30

Ep 18 - The Only Face

Disney give me a movie deal. Sorry for the delayed episode (again). This week is the just shower thoughts/pass the blunt edition, in which I talk about being a senior in university (where my sopho-MORES at?!) and I pitch my grade A movie ideas about doppelgangers and the corpse wiggler. Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: https://linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Feb 04, 202040:47

Ep 17 - Screamo Grace VanderWaal

Podcasting as a coping mechanism for depression 👌🏾 this week, I talk about why technology sucks, everyone's favourite nihilist Bob Ross, and ukulele thrasher music. Thanks everyone's for sticking with me through this break, and a big (preemptive thank you for 1k plays on the podcast. Love you all!) Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Jan 21, 202041:26

Ep 16 - Nudes4Charity LTD

Donate to Australia Bushfire Services here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ozvU_QuyKPzsAIjMYbBC-yiYf1E4w_IQo4DUyoiGh1U/edit

My new year's resolution was to post consistently for six months but I didn't say which six months lol. Happy new year folks! This week, I talk about the quitting Instagram, the fun of infomercials, and the unfortunate hard times the world has been going through, and how they've created an... interesting form of activism (i.e. people selling nudes for charity) and I make a business pitch that might just change the world.

The woman selling her nudes is on Twitter here: THE NAKED PHILANTHROPIST @lilearthangelk (this is a judgment free zone, I won't tell anyone)

One Bored Afternoon the Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjqM5hYdppFZcvpx3rNO9g

Thanks for listening! Rate and review on iTunes if you want, and check out my socials here: https://linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Jan 08, 202048:42

Ep 15 - Puberty the Podcast

It's the end of the year folks, and the end of the decade. It's been great spending the past couple months with all of you, and here's to a whole new year :) This week, I talk about my year of struggles (aka 2019), plans for the podcast and myself, and dabble in a little ASMR. Also I make far too many decade jokes. Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here: linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Dec 31, 201956:24

Ep 14 - Swallowing Cards Ft Kacha

Once again, sorry the audio is so bad. I got experimental in the worst way lol. Anyway, this week my eldest brother Kacha and I talk about eating people's brains, the anime community in Zambia, our personal favourite and the greatest anime of all time! If you'd like to hear from him again (with better audio) let me know! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here:
linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Dec 28, 201901:12:10

Ep 13 - The Unluckiest Episode Ever

So unlucky in fact, that I didn't post it on Friday the 13th, which I should have. This week, I talk about going on hiatus, take a BuzzFeed birthday quiz, and talk about the saltiness in this year's YouTube Rewind. Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here:
Twitter: twitter.com/1boredafternoon
Instagram: www.instagram.com/blue_da_noob/

Dec 17, 201944:51

Ep 12 - Word Lotion

This week, I talk about the effects of becoming nocturnal, completing Nanowrimo, and the anime Man Boobs Scale (which you know I'm right about) Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here:
Twitter: twitter.com/1boredafternoon
Instagram: www.instagram.com/blue_da_noob/

Dec 03, 201947:13

Ep 11 - Slightly Alcoholic and Lightly Effervescent

It's a doozy of a week! We cured baldness, learn cool facts about dead bodies, plan the Zambian Area 51 Raid and do some sick arabesques on the Constitution. Also, am I serious about a Keratin Gang giveaway? Maybe! Stay tuned! Thanks for listening! Rate and review if you want, and check out my socials here:
Twitter: twitter.com/1boredafternoon
Instagram: www.instagram.com/blue_da_noob/

Nov 27, 201949:21

Oct 22, 201953:50

Ep 5 - As Topical As I'll Ever Be

The irony of this is, I'm releasing this so much later than the recording date that it's not topical anymore lol. This week, I talk about Steven Universe movie, future art projects, going vegetarian, and make a huge career prediction. Sorry it felt so disjointed, I promise the next one will be better. Rate and review if you want. Thanks for listening, check out my social medias here: Twitter: https://linktr.ee/blue_da_noob

Oct 15, 201948:30