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Onesies

By Emily Burton & Andrew Wickliffe

A podcast discussing one season television shows; currently discussing FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999).
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4x13 - Police Squad, 6 of 6

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01:17
November 24, 2022
4x13 - Police Squad, 6 of 6
4x13 - Police Squad, 6 of 6
Emily and Andrew reach the end of POLICE SQUAD (IN COLOR) and sadly bid farewell to this actually great series. Listen as they discuss Peter Lupus, Leslie Neilsen (FTW), guest stars, comedy tropes, and much more.
41:60
November 20, 2022
4x12 - Police Squad, 5 of 6
4x12 - Police Squad, 5 of 6
Emily and Andrew are back on the beat with another episode of POLICE SQUAD IN COLOR. Listen as they regal Peter Lupus and Leslie Nielsen, talk repetitive jokes, and argue about the shoe shine guy.
46:37
November 13, 2022
4x11 - What else is going on?
4x11 - What else is going on?
Thanks to Coronavirus disease 2019 (and a cat with pillow foot), Andrew was unable to report for his POLICE SQUAD (IN COLOR) duty, and instead made Emily talk about her current media consumption. When it got to be his turn, they realized there was an obvious, TARDIS-shaped topic they could talk about until they literally ran out of time
45:58
November 06, 2022
4x10 - Police Squad, 4 of 6
4x10 - Police Squad, 4 of 6
Emily and Andrew have entered the second half of POLICE SQUAD (in color) and discovered maybe these types of projects work better as ninety-minute movies. Though they are very impressed with the guy who's not back in the NAKED GUN.
38:21
October 30, 2022
4x9 - Police Squad, 3 of 6
4x9 - Police Squad, 3 of 6
Emily and Andrew finally hit the first problematic POLICE SQUAD, albeit--thankfully--briefly, unless you want to talk about delightful (albeit exploited) primate actors, who also figure into this quite funny episode. The pod also required extra editing from Emily because of fire alarms; she saved you from the beeps, but not from Andrew's ad-libbing.
36:40
October 23, 2022
4×8 - Police Squad, 2 of 6
4×8 - Police Squad, 2 of 6
Emily and Andrew head to Cleveland for the big fight! Or is it Cincinnati? Regardless, listen as they discuss the second episode of POLICE SQUAD, directed by Joe Dante and co-wrriten by Robert Wuhl, which has a lot less Leslie Nielsen showcases, but still works out.  
33:39
October 16, 2022
4x7 - Police Squad, 1 of 6
4x7 - Police Squad, 1 of 6
Emily and Andrew head into the Season 4, Act 2, Yankees 4: Police Squad, the original "brilliant but cancelled." Listen as they discuss terrible white men doing great work in the eighties, comedy timing, good writing, and all the things they haven't been able to talk about for ages on this pod!
45:56
October 10, 2022
4x6 - Morton & Hayes, Episode Six
4x6 - Morton & Hayes, Episode Six
Emily and Andrew have reached the end of Morton & Hayes, expecting to find the Red Skull waiting to throw one of them off a mountain (blowhardy Emily hasn't seen it, no spoiler). Instead, they once again find Rob Reiner grating, Bob Amarel underutilized, and Kevin Pollak disappointing. What about the guest stars? Buckle up....
34:19
October 03, 2022
4x5 - Morton & Hayes, Episode Five
4x5 - Morton & Hayes, Episode Five
Emily and Andrew reach the penultimate "M&H" with some hard truths about Christopher Guest's direction, Rob Reiner's sense of humor, shows poorly executing trope standards, and surprise good (and bad) acting.
38:16
September 25, 2022
4x4 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 4
4x4 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 4
Emily and Andrew head out of Hong Kong Bay to the island of Ooloo the Giant, happy to sing and dance along the heroes, be not underwhelmed wtih guest starring friend Courteney Cox, but still suffer the double hits of Christopher Guest.
28:46
September 18, 2022
4x3 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 3
4x3 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 3
Join Emily and Andrew as they discuss how nice it was to have enjoyed the second episode of the show as they talk about the third episode. Listen as they cringe their way through the episode, which features an early appearance from Allison Janney.
28:26
September 11, 2022
4x2 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 2
4x2 - Morton & Hayes, Episode 2
Emily and Andrew are pleasently surprised with the second episode, a riff on old Universal Monster movies, with great guest stars and, of course, some excellent Kevin Pollak.
27:15
September 04, 2022
4x1 - Morton & Hayes (1991), Episode 1
4x1 - Morton & Hayes (1991), Episode 1
Join Emily and Andrew as they break through the bounds of their contemporary confinement and journey back to 1991, when Rob Reiner, Michael McKean, and Christopher Guest thought it'd be a good idea to do a NAKED GUN-style spoof of old comedy shorts. Listen as they discuss charming hosts, familiar guest stars, and constant anachronisms. 
41:37
August 28, 2022
3x13 - Automan, Episode 13
3x13 - Automan, Episode 13
In the season finale, Emily and Andrew close the holographic book on AUTOMAN, the apparently partially true story of a Hollywood megastar's son and his imaginary friend. They also talk about Heather McNair's gradual improvement, the captain's drinking, the confounding mystery, and the wanting special effects. And, of course, Cursor.
57:20
August 21, 2022
3x12 - Automan, Episode 12
3x12 - Automan, Episode 12
With one episode of Automan (and Onesies's season three) to go, Emily and Andrew discover the show still does have some surprises in store. Surprises, bad acting, reused footage, a strange confession from one of our hosts, and then some musings on possiblities for a remake.
49:02
August 15, 2022
3x11 - Automan, Episode 11
3x11 - Automan, Episode 11
As Automan: Season One (and Onesies: Season Three) wind down, Emily is inconsolable after multiple Auto-disappointments this episode, though Andrew manages to cheer her up with some talk about "enthusiastic" Cursor, Lee Pace for some reason, and Roxanne's surprising story arc.
39:27
August 06, 2022
3x10 - Automan, Episode 10
3x10 - Automan, Episode 10
Lights, camera, Automan! Join Emily and Andrew as they discuss Auto and Cursor's potential Hollywood fame, bad guest stars (and a good one), how Robert Lansing's become the show's greatest asset, and how unfair Michelle Phillips gets treated.
43:06
July 29, 2022
3x9 - Automan, Episode 9
3x9 - Automan, Episode 9
Running after Auto and Wally, Emily and Andrew gotta get them somehow as they watch this early eighties time capsule guest starring pop star Laura Branigan! Listen as we see Auto in his honkytonk disco suit, watch Wally do kung fu, enjoy Cursor's baking, and much more.
47:03
July 25, 2022
3x8 - Automan, Episode 8
3x8 - Automan, Episode 8
Emily and Andrew get their holographic motors runnin' and head out on the highway, lookin' for Wally and Automan's adventures, and whatever comes their way. Listen as they head to Bishop, Arizona, where actually recognizable guest stars terrorize the show's heroes and force Automan to prove why he's a real wild one. On his dirt bike.
50:56
July 18, 2022
3x7 - Automan, Episode 7
3x7 - Automan, Episode 7
Emily and Andrew are off to a 1983 computer convention where Wally and Automan discover not all computer nerds are well-meaning. Listen as Emily warms to Lt. Jack, Andrew compliments a car chase, and other oddities occur.
42:29
July 09, 2022
3x6 - Automan (1983): Episode 6
3x6 - Automan (1983): Episode 6
Emily and Andrew struggle to stay awake through a magical but not magical AUTOMAN. There's no Lt. Jack being kidnapped, there's no Auto-romance, there's not even naughty Cursor. Instead, it's just the too real tale of dirty cops hurting people. Oh, and tennis. There's tennis.
41:31
July 03, 2022
3x5 - Automan (1983): Episode 5
3x5 - Automan (1983): Episode 5
Join Emily and Andrew as they discuss another episode of AUTOMAN! But one where Desi Arnez Jr. doesn't just whine the whole time, Automan falls in love (with a guest starring, not Southern Delta Burke), the villains are all unrecognizable and acting poorly, and the car chases are inept and tedious! Recorded June 24, 2022 so special thanks to Emily for the editing! 
58:39
June 26, 2022
3×4 Automan (1983): Episode 4
3×4 Automan (1983): Episode 4
Emily, Andrew, Auto, and Wally are off on a Carribean vacation, complete with inappropriate patois! Not from Emily or Andrew (or even Cursor). Listen as they discuss off-screen dating, power grids, bad friends, helpless old white men who still manage to catch the eye of too good for them ladies, and much more!
49:03
June 19, 2022
3x3 - Automan (1983): Episode 3
3x3 - Automan (1983): Episode 3
Okay, y'all, Cursor got angry Andrew called him a sex pest and caused some technical difficulties. We got through them though. #cursorsajerk. As for the episode, Emily and Andrew discuss bad weddings, legitimate stars' jerky kids, and successful energy discharges!
41:44
June 13, 2022
3x2 - Automan (1983): Episode 2
3x2 - Automan (1983): Episode 2
Emily and Andrew discover Chuck Wagner is too sexy for his shirt and auto-car while he's disco dancing. Listen as they discover the (relative) charms to shorter AUTOMAN episodes, even though it's still sexist af.
40:32
June 05, 2022
3x1 - Automan (1983): Episode 1
3x1 - Automan (1983): Episode 1
Season three premiere! Emily and Andrew take their turns at 90 degrees this season with the 1983 ABC sci-fi procedural AUTOMAN, created by Glen A. Larson, starring Chuck Wagner as Automan and Desi Arnaz Jr. as his human creator and sidekick. Listen as Andrew blames Emily for picking the show, they discuss Chuck Wagner having a very good voice actually, and the very bad acting.
56:30
May 30, 2022
May Break!
May Break!
Hey Onesies listeners. We will be starting season three at the end of May 2022! We will be discussing the 1983 ABC series auto man starring Desi Arnaz Jr. and Chuck Wagner and Heather McNair among other people. So please bear with us and see you when a couple of weeks!
00:36
May 14, 2022
2x9: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 9: Episodes 17-18
2x9: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 9: Episodes 17-18
Emily and Andrew reach the end of FREAKS AND GEEKS (and Season Two of Onesies!) with a de facto flashback due to air order hijinks. Listen as they discuss the problems with not airing your best episodes in your initial run, one of the best scenes of television, and talk through a better conclusion to the series. Also lots of verklemptness and the Season Three subject announcement.
01:33:57
May 08, 2022
2x8 - Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 8: Episodes 15-16
2x8 - Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 8: Episodes 15-16
It's the penultimate episode of Onesies Season 2! Emily and Andrew dig into the... series finale of FREAKS AND GEEKS, then jump back to the fourth episode (in production order) and see how much has changed. More dippy hippies, less period jokes, but also a lot different writing and acting. Different happening to mean better. Join them as they prepare for the season finale!
01:29:27
May 01, 2022
2x7 - Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 7: Episodes 13-14
2x7 - Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 7: Episodes 13-14
Emily and Andrew discuss Freaks and Geeks's most ambitious story to date, along with the culmination of the first crush arc, the most political the show's gotten, the sad realities of bad writing and bad acting, along with the continued "no notes" glory of Martin Starr.
01:36:52
April 24, 2022
2x6 : Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 6: Episodes 11-12 (fixed audio)
2x6 : Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 6: Episodes 11-12 (fixed audio)
FIXED AUDIO. Emily and Andrew tackle the next pair of FREAKS AND GEEKS episodes, which include stand-out episodes for Seth Rogen and Martin Starr. In addition to those highlights, there are some great guest stars, but they also have to again discuss the show's very bad gender politics opinions, not to mention its new anti-drug and pro-God messaging.
01:30:54
April 19, 2022
2x5: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 5: Episodes 9-10
2x5: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 5: Episodes 9-10
Emily and Andrew celebrate season two's halfway point as they talk about episodes 9 and 10 of FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999). They discuss prank phone calls, character actors, female agency, and timeless fashion styles.
01:06:41
April 11, 2022
2x4: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 3: Episodes 7-8
2x4: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 3: Episodes 7-8
This episode, Emily and Andrew remember how cool it'd be if the show let its protagonist siblings ever have any scenes together, try to decide what's cringey for when they made the show in 1999 and what's just cringey because it's set in 1980, and once again have no notes for the wonderful Martin Starr. Also SLC Punk is a great movie and people should see it.
01:18:03
April 03, 2022
2x3: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 3: Episodes 5-6
2x3: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 3: Episodes 5-6
Emily and Andrew talk some more FREAKS AND GEEKS, the 1999 NBC comedy-drama about early eighties high school created by Paul Feig and executive produced by Judd Apatow. Listen as they discuss getting fed up with bad female protagonists (agency, what's that), have no notes for Martin Starr or Dave (Gruber) Allen (just fawning admiration), and "Canada" Joe Flaherty is finally starting to appeal to Andrew.
01:24:10
March 27, 2022
2-2: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 2: Episodes 3-4
2-2: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 2: Episodes 3-4
Emily and Andrew continue their discussion of FREAKS AND GEEKS, Paul Feig and Judd Apatow's 1999 NBC comedy-drama about high school in the very early eighties. Amid their episode recaps (going in airdate order), the hosts also focus on such topics as The Bionic Woman, Mary Sues (and the weight of using such a phrase), and the joys of sight gags.
01:23:19
March 21, 2022
2-1: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 1: Episodes 1-2
2-1: Freaks and Geeks (1999), Part 1: Episodes 1-2
Emily and Andrew kick off Season Two with a look at FREAKS AND GEEKS, an NBC television series created by Paul Feig and executive-produced by Judd Apatow. Listen as they talk about Ben Foster in a problematic part, baby Martin Starr, argue over Joe Flaherty's Canadian heritage, and so on!
01:29:15
March 13, 2022
4: Free Spirit (1989), Part 4: Episodes 10-11, 13-14 [CORRECTED AUDIO]
4: Free Spirit (1989), Part 4: Episodes 10-11, 13-14 [CORRECTED AUDIO]
We had an audio hiccup but that's fixed here. Sorry about that early listeners! In spite of mostly disappointing or dreadful guest stars, majorly creepy plot points, and bad sitcom fatigue, Emily and Andrew successfully complete their watchthrough of 1989's FREE SPIRIT, the story of a witch (Corinne Bohrer) and her unlikable human charges. They also announce next season's show, which hopefully will not involve Dave Coulier or mullets.
01:19:26
March 07, 2022
3: Free Spirit (1989), Part 3: Episodes 7-9
3: Free Spirit (1989), Part 3: Episodes 7-9
In the penultimate episode of season one, Emily and Andrew realize FREE SPIRIT--despite being an ostensible Corinne Bohrer vehicle--might not be a  brilliant-but-cancelled situation (or even, unfortunately cancelled). Instead, the show might've had it coming. Especially with this batch of episodes.
55:51
February 27, 2022
2: Free Spirit (1989), Part 2: Episodes 4-6
2: Free Spirit (1989), Part 2: Episodes 4-6
This episode, Emily and Andrew continue discussing FREE SPIRIT, including episodes featuring very recognizable guest stars, horrendous mullets (aren't they all), and discover Alyson Hannigan is the only kid on the show worth a darn. For multiple reasons.
01:07:22
February 21, 2022
1: Free Spirit (1989), Part 1: Episodes 1-3
1: Free Spirit (1989), Part 1: Episodes 1-3
In their premiere episode, Emily and Andrew dive into the depths of FREE SPIRIT, a 1989 ABC sitcom about a witch (Corinne Bohrer) becoming a housekeeper to recently divorced dad, Franc Luz, and his three kids, Edan Gross, Paul Scherrer, and Alyson Hannigan.
01:00:40
February 14, 2022