Only Sketches About Podcast

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Only Sketches About brings their popular sketch comedy show to the radio waves. With brand-new themes, fabulous guest stars, plus bonus episodes, enjoy this hot, hot radio sketch show alone — the way it should be.

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Only Sketches About Book Club feat. Claire Burns

Only Sketches About PodcastMay 20, 2022

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Only Sketches About Book Club feat. Claire Burns

OSA presents: Only Sketches About Book Club!! Yes, we know what you're wondering, this podcast HAS been recommended by both Oprah and Reese.

Featuring the the lovely comedian, actor, and co-host of the No Such Thing As Love podcast Claire Burns!

Can’t get enough of Only Sketches About? Subscribe so you don’t miss out on the latest episodes, and if you liked what you heard, be sure to leave us a 5-star review!

OSA Book Club was written by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott, and performed by Claire Burns, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, and Annette Storckman. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Scholastic Book Club by Chris Fitzgerald

Better Than Sex Cake by Gabrielle Williott

It's Just Book Club by Lauren Hardman

Truckers by Chris Fitzgerald

Diaries by Cassidy Graham

Gutenberg's Club by Annette Storckman

May 20, 202220:39

Only Sketches About Horsies

OSA Presents: Only Sketches About Horsies! A great horsie can change your life, but a great horsie sketch comedy podcast can change the world.

Featuring Poet Laureate Patrick Gerard Baylor with his original poem "Footprints," and special guest announcer Suki Waterhouse.

Can’t get enough of Only Sketches About? Subscribe so you don’t miss out on the latest episodes, and if you liked what you heard, be sure to leave us a 5-star review!

OSA Horsies was written by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott, and performed by Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Footprints by Poet Laureate Patrick Gerard Baylor

Daddy, I Wanna Ride 'Em by Cassidy Graham

Horsie-Free Glue by Gabrielle Williott

Heart Surgery by Chris Fitzgerald

Divorce Horse Pt. 1 by Lauren Hardman

Date Night by Chris Fitzgerald

Horsies in the Covid Testing Site by Cassidy Graham

Divorce Horse Pt. 2 by Lauren Hardman

A Horse by Any Other Name Would Still F*ck by Annette Storckman

Mar 25, 202219:13

Scary Stories Special

OSA Presents: Scary Stories Special!!!

In the spirit of Halloween, we've written and recorded some of our very own spooky stories a la "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", because as we all know, there's nothing scarier than millennials and zoomers getting together to read prose in the woods.

If you love the show, be sure to leave us a 5-star review, and consider donating a few dollars to us on Venmo @osacomedy

We'll be back to our regularly scheduled sketch programming soon, after we exorcise these demons from our hot af bods.

OSA Scary Stories Special was written and recorded by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott.

Stories:

The Toys Are Watching by Gabrielle Williott

They Did an Autopsy on a Rat by Cassidy Graham

Rows by Annette Storckman

Dinner Party by Chris Fitzgerald

The Honeymoon Phase by Lauren Hardman

“Car start and stop” - sound by otha9johann from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode

Oct 29, 202142:26

Only Sketches About Butter feat. Remy Germinario

OSA presents: Only Sketches About Butter!! A show about that one special condiment in our lives that tastes great hard and soft.

Featuring the smooth, creamy vocal talent of actor, comedian, writer, and TikTok star Remy Germinario!

If you love the show, be sure to leave us a 5-star review, and consider donating a few dollars to us on Venmo @osacomedy

OSA Butter was written by Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Performances by: Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Remy Germinario, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Movie Theater by Chris Fitzgerald

A Very Good Joke by Annette Storckman

Charles & Diana by Cassidy Graham

Burrcoin by Cassidy Graham

Better Brand Boy Butter by Gamal ElSawah

Butter Jesus's Feet by Gabrielle Williott and Cassidy Graham

Diner Table by Chris Fitzgerald

I Really Can't Believe by Lauren Hardman

Sep 07, 202124:54

Only Sketches About Chess

Only Sketches About brings their big brains to the biggest brain game of all: chess!

OSA Chess was written by Cassidy Graham, Chris Fitzgerald, and Annette Storckman. Performances by: Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, and Annette Storckman with special appearances by Claire Burns and Dan Titmuss. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:
Chess Interview by Cassidy Graham
Chess Changes by Chris Fitzgerald
Ska Ska Ska by Annette Storckman
Wizard's Chess by Annette Storckman
Outback Steakhouse by Chris Fitzgerald
Dentity Cris-Chess by Cassidy Graham

Jun 15, 202115:45

Season 1 Bonus Sketches: Part 2

Here's some more cut-for-time sketches from our first season! Whoopie!!

OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Teleporter Beams, Bro

Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman

Newbies

Written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Quicksand

Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Annette Storckman

“Bicycle Bell 2” - sound by jaqcore from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode

May 18, 202108:13

Season 1 Bonus Sketches: Part 1

Here's some cut-for-time sketches from our first season! Wheeeee!

Sketches:

But is it Camp?

Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Gabrielle WIlliott

Follow Your Heart

Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Delilah at Night

Written by Gabrielle Williott, sound edited by James Azzaretti

May 11, 202110:27

Only Sketches About Only Sketches About feat. Only Sketches About

It's our season finale baby!!!! Hope you love it!!

Featuring ONLY SKETCHES ABOUT!!!

Sketches:

1. Voicemails

Written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

2. There Can Only Be One

Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman

3. Do You Wanna Be God

Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman

4. Indie Sketch Team

Written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Cassidy Graham

5. OSA Whig

Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

6. Your Name Here

Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by James Azzaretti

7. Chris Raps

Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti

8. A Scandal Rocks the Group

Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

9. Ate Computer

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

10. Sketch Confession

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

“Peninsula Hotel, Beijing” - lobby - sound by MrCream from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

Apr 20, 202129:34

Only Sketches About Success feat. Lida Darmian

"Success is different for everyone." —William Shatner

This week the wonderful and hilarious Lida Darmian of Bedrock Comedy, UCBTNY, and Kids These Days Comedy joins us for Only Sketches About the topic "Success!"

Sketches:

Gender Reveal

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Success the Fragrance

Written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Sheep Clone

Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by James Azzaretti

Spelling Practice

Written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Twitch Streamer

Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti

The Great Pyramid Scheme

Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Pulitzer Prize

Written by Annette Storckman, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Simp for Birdo

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Grandfatherly Advice

Written and sound edited by James Azzaretti

I Have 2 Cats

Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman

“FX Envelope Open” - sound by PeteBarry from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

Apr 13, 202125:17

Only Sketches About 7 Dollars feat. Andy Bustillos

If you've got 7 Dollars? You're already well on your way to Success.

This week, super cool guy Andy Bustillos of UCBTLA & NY, Raven's Home, and Girls joins us for Only Sketches About the topic "7 Dollars!"

Sketches:

Triple Sevens

Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by Cassidy Graham

7 Bucks Short

Written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Donation Match

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Take a Penny

Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti

Kidney Deal

Written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

YA Dystopia

Written and sound edited by Annette Storckman

7 Dollar Prostitute

Written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

7 Dollar Immigrant

Written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Cassidy Graham

The 7 Dollar Bill

Written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti

Can I Borrow Some Dollars?

Written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

“Cityscape Compounded 01” - sound by LG from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

Apr 06, 202124:31

Only Sketches About The Gift Shop feat. Chris Newcomer

Just buy the bobblehead. Just do it. You know you want to.

This week the fabulous and musical Chris Newcomer joins us for only sketches about the topic "The Gift Shop!"

Sketches:

Cracker Barrel

written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Disney Store

written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Land of Plenty

written and sound edited by Annette Storckman

Tragedy Gift Shop

written and sound edited by James Azzaretti

Authentic Egyptian Amulets

written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman

Gift Shop Gift Shop

written and sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Gift of Human Kindness

written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Hoover Dam

written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

“07579 heaven voices intro” - sound by Robinhood76 from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode

“05007 metal trap door shuts” - sound by Robinhood76 from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode

Mar 30, 202124:46

Only Sketches About The Heart feat. Just And Comedy

"Nobody has measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold." —Zelda Fitzgerald

This week the awesome pair Justin Kosisky and Andy Vega of Just And Comedy and the Journal Me Fine Podcast join us for only sketches about the topic, "The Heart!"

Sketches:

Dubstep Baby:

written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Casino Royale:

written by Chris Fitzgerald, sound edited by Annette Storckman

Pussy Bangs:

written by Gabrielle Williott, sound edited by Cassidy Graham

I Oughta Choke Ya:

written by Lauren Hardman, sound edited by James Azzaretti

Latte Art:

written by James Azzaretti, sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Mr. McCardiac:

written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Pig Heart:

written and sound edited by James Azzaretti

Valentines:

written by Gamal ElSawah, sound edited by Annette Storckman

Heart of a Champion:

written by Ibhan Kulkarni, sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

“Heartbeat” - Sound by Moulaythami from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

“Pudding Open” - Sound by mrgant from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

“63- Sip of Coffee” - Sound by Leoctiurs from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

“High Heels on Marble” - Sound by differentieel from freesound.org

Link to license: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/legalcode

Mar 23, 202125:40

Only Sketches About Falling feat. Leanne Velednitsky

We fell for the incredibly talented Leanne Velednitsky of Bad Apples Comedy and Puffs and she did not help us up. This week we present to you all sketches about the topic, "falling!"

Sketches:

Kids These Days
written by Gamal ElSawah
sound edited by Gabrielle Williott
Fell Down the Well
written by Chris Fitgerald
sound edited by James Azzaretti

The Pothole Down by the Pharmacy
written and sound edited by Annette Storckman

Coin Toss
written by James Azzaretti
sound edited by Gabrielle Williott

Prized Kumquats
written and sound edited by Cassidy Graham

Fall Hazing
written and sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Bullet
written by James Azzaretti
sound edited by Lauren Hardman

Steampunk Lawsuit
written by Gabrielle Williott
sound edited by Annette Storckman

Dropped on the Head
written by Cassidy Graham
sound edited by Annette Storckman

Mar 16, 202124:25

Only Sketches About Unidentified Flying Objects feat. Jack and Melissa Comedy

The truth is out there.

The hilarious Jack and Melissa Comedy join us for Only Sketches About Unidentified Flying Objects!

OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williot. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Air Force by Ibhan Kulkarni
I Dream of Kirby by Gamal ElSawah
Ufologist by Gabrielle Williott
Blade Boy by Lauren Hardman
My Name is James by Annette Storckman
DaVinci by James Azzaretti
UFO Sighting by Chris Fitzgerald
Peter and the NYPD Helicopter by Cassidy Graham

Mar 09, 202126:38

Only Sketches About Camp feat. Jordan Olds

The premiere of Only Sketches About Podcast Season 1! Stay tuned until the end for an exciting giveaway announcement.

Guest-starring the totally metal Jordan Olds from Two Minutes to Late Night. OSA is written and performed by James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williot. Theme music by Nicholas R. Nelson.

Sketches:

Rich Kids by Chris Fitzgerald
Camp Ukelele by James Azzaretti
Training Camp by Ibhan Kulkarni
Tick by Cassidy Graham
No Smokey by Lauren Hardman
Campsite Crapper by Lauren Hardman
Cheer Camp by Gabrielle Williott
King of Camp by Annette Storckman

Mar 02, 202126:02

Only Sketches About Podcast Season 1 Teaser

OSA Podcast Season 1 is happening!

Every Tuesday beginning March 2, Only Sketches About's popular stage show comes to your favorite podcast platform. With brand-new themes and fabulous guest stars, get hyped for radio sketch like you've never heard before.

Feb 22, 202101:28

Bonus: Only Sketches About Greatest Hits

From our Clam show to our stage shows, we have some bonus sketches for you. A treat for your earholes, we happily present some of our most favorite babies.

Trick or Clam
by Cassidy Graham
Performances by Jenna Sherrtion and James Azzaretti

Forest Detective
by James Azzaretti
Performances by James Azzaretti, Cassidy Graham, and Annette Storckman

Cinderella Mice
by James Azzaretti and Ibhan Kulkarni
Performances by James Azzaretti, Ibhan Kulkarni, and Annette Storckman

Space S.A.D.
by Annette Storckman
Performances by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, and Ibhan Kulkarni

Moon Watchers
by Cassidy Graham
Performances by Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Ibhan Kulkarni, and Gabrielle Williott

Oct 31, 202016:15

Only Sketches About Clam

Who is clam? What is clam? When is clam? Why! Is clam? Find out!

Sketches:

Pearl Baby by Cassidy Graham

Rip Clam Winkle by Cassidy Graham

Clam Pilots by James Azzaretti

The Nasty Clam by Gabrielle Williott

Clam Necklace by Chris Fitzgerald

Clam Eating Contest by Chris Fitzgerald

The Little Clam-Maid by Annette Storckman

The Great Chowder Divide by Annette Storckman

Clam Bath by James Azzaretti

Clamato by Ibhan Kulkarni

Shellfish Love by Lauren Hardman

Sep 15, 202035:31

Only Sketches About Americana: BONUS

Keep celebrating patriots with these cut-for-time sketches from Only Sketches About Americana.

Sketches:

The Senate by James Azzaretti
Performers: Annette Storckman, James Azzaretti, Gabrielle Williott, Cassidy Graham, and Sam Lizak.

Hot Dog Demons by Gabrielle Williott
Performers: Annette Storckman, Gabrielle Williott, and Chris Fitzgerald.

American Girl Doll by Cassidy Graham
Performers: Cassidy Graham and Annette Storckman

Amerigo by Ibhan Kulkarni
Performers: Sam Lizak, Lauren Hardman, and Gabrielle Williott.

Music by Nicholas R. Nelson

Jul 31, 202013:27

Only Sketches About Americana

Only Sketches About presents its inaugural audio show with sketches only about "Americana."

Sketches:
Fireside Chat by Chris Fitzgerald
Americone Dream by Cassidy Graham
American Horror Story: Recorder by Gamal ElSawah
Class Ass-ction Lawsuit by Gabrielle Williott
Skipping Stones by Chris Fitzgerald
Never Forget by Annette Storckman
That's Jazz by James Azzaretti
Radio Commercial by Jenna Sherriton
Baseball News by Ibhan Kulkarni
Mega- Mega Church by Annette Storckman
Mom, Dad, I'm American by Lauren Hardman

Performed by:
James Azzaretti, Gamal ElSawah, Chris Fitzgerald, Cassidy Graham, Lauren Hardman, Ibhan Kulkarni, Sam Lizak, Annette Storckman, and Gabrielle Williott

Announcer: Mark Staufenberg

Sound design and music by Nicholas R. Nelson

Jul 17, 202028:01