On The Phone With Matt
By Matt Roberts
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On The Phone With MattNov 29, 2022
Cigars And Skinwalkers
This week Matt talks about how much he hates cigars and doesn't understand why those seem to be socially acceptable now but cigarettes aren't. This transitions into why he brought it up... a new YouTube channel that talks about Skinwalkers haunting a guy in Kentucky.
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Birthdays And Assholes
This week Matt talks about how his mom ruined how he feels about his birthday, then dives into how you shouldn't let anyone ruin who you are, and how you should block them from your life.
More Dollar General Tomfoolery And A New ER Visit
The ongoing saga of Dollar General and outdated Dr. Pepper Zero continues. What new developments have occurred? Also, Taco Bell sucks. Then Matt talks more about the pain in his head and visiting a new ER.
Doctor's Suck
In this week's episode Matt talks about how much he hates and distrusts doctors and hospitals. He shares the stories that made him feel this way, as well as the ER visit he just had that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Tune in!
Dollar General Sucks
Matt talks about shopping at some bad Dollar General's and then talks about weird things he's seen in Hamilton, OH, otherwise known as Hamiltucky. He also touches on neighborhood revitalization projects.
UFOs In My Mind
I'm back! For better or worse. Check out why I've been gone, why I came back, and let's talk about ghosts, goblins, and NASA's new UAP/UFO group!
Quickie #4
Matt talks about his "new" podcast starting up in the new year!
Ramble Tamble #2
Matt rambles on and on about nothing in particular. Just a bunch of crap. He's got his studio up and running and he talks about a few things in the news, including the Harry Potter Reunion and how it's rubbish. Have a listen. Or don't. Those are literally the only choices. #Illumipodi
You're Not Patriotic
Matt goes over some of the codes for the American Flag that some break all the time in the name of patriotism, as well as a few other things involving those who claim to be super patriots and are in fact the complete opposite.
This Episode Identifies As Trans
Matt talks about the difference in how his dog uses the bathroom versus how he uses the bathroom, how encores at concerts are bullshit, and how he loves everyone. How anyone lives is nobody else's business and everyone should chill the fuck out.
Class Wars
Matt talks about how this country is caught up in a class war, and has been for a long time, and how that is the cause of all of our problems as Americans. Not racism, bigotry, sexism. It all starts with class.
Quickie #3
Matt went to see legendary punk band The Queers with his buddy Joe (Twitter: @JDevious4) and saw 4 other awesome bands open. This was recorded immediately after leaving the show and getting on the highway.
Dish Soap Coffee
Mental Health
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