Open Micer Comedy Podcast
By Maximo, Jaime, and Zeo New
Low rung LA open-mic comedians gather around a round table at midnight to talk about weirdo things.
Open Micer Comedy PodcastSep 15, 2022
SIMPIN' AINT EASY with Al Bahmani
We are back with our guest Al Bahmani, and share crazy stories about his background, and grind in the stand-up world.
I HATE PEDOPHILES
WE HATE PEDOPHILES
Fourth Wall Explained with Travis Clyburn
This one we talk all about how the open mic staple, the Fourth Wall, began with a guy who has been there since the beginning, with Travis Clyburn. He shares that, stories about aggressive women, theater school. and more.
The Kingmaking Professor with Teru Hara
This time we interview a UCLA Professor of Anthropology who moonlights as a stand-up. We discuss what it's like to be a professor/academia, grade-grubbing, incels, and cults.
Potato, PAHHTAAAATOOOOEEE with Michael Allen CPA
The multitalented absurdist Michael Allen CPA drops by, with DONUTS! We talk about the bible, webcomics, the old internet, vocal jazz, and more.
Rowin' on the Road with Ro
Tonight Ro Dellegrazie returns! We talk about Ginger Lynn, the movie CATS, Succession, road trips, venues, sugar babies, and autism
Hipster Chillin with Rishi
This episode we chill with the kewl-as-fuck Rishi Arya. We talk about acting, the family bowling alley in Montreal, drugs, and the movie CATS (recorded before the movie came out).
Actually About Comedy with Jordan Perry
This time, we actually talk about stand-up comedy for most of the episode with our sagacious guest Jordan Perry. We talk about his comedic path, "hack" comedy, surprising comedy favorites, and more.
Surfs Up with Callahan
Callahan Welsh comes by and we talk about comedy, struggles, life hustles, Hawaii, and hentai.
DISCLAIMER: This episode was also recorded with faulty equipment (we recorded this one, and the last one back to back). We promise, the next episode has the sound fixed. Sorry!
Just be confident bro!
Our podcast returns. We have a new co-host, Zeo, the alpha thug in a tiny asian woman's body. Our guest tonight is thee hilarious Rob Pugliese. We talk A LOT about cocaine, oxy, the infamous "I'm Dating 4 Guys- And Now I'm Pregnant" video, and comedy.
Disclaimer: The sound isn't the best quality in this one, I think we need new cables, but here it is anyway . . .
Non-Consensual advice giving with Anthony
Our good friend Anthony comes back for the fifth time for our fiftieth episode! We talk about assholes giving out unsolicited comedy advice, different cultural practices for weddings, true stereotypes, and Maximo rants about basic bitches.
Mediocre white people with Brinan
Brinan Weeks (Host of the Clownhouse Open Mic as well as several other Mics/shows) comes in for a chat. We talk about the Philippines, the Joker movie, Mediocre white people getting all the attention, how Jelquing and penis pumps don't work, the Dubai toilet, and more.
Camping, Clowns, and Colonoscopies with Matt
We are back from a 2 week hiatus joined by long time friend and often time guest Matt. We talk about the Orgy Dome at Burningman, Maximo's camping trip, our favorite clowns, Jamie's doctor's visit, life's purpose, drink with living people, and we talk about Sticks and Stones, Chappelle's new special.
Avoidant Personality Disorder with Kristy
Today we record Ashleigh-less because she was stuck at the airport. We talk about Maximo's increased sensitivity, Kristy's podcast "That's Wierd," MK Ultra, Indiana and the midwest, White Bearded comedian guys talking about internet dating, and more silly shit.
Cheerleading in the Valley
Maximo and Ashleigh talk about the history of Cheerleading, the Valley, Weddings, and Materialism
Assholes Who Leave During a Set with Fangio
Today we talk about Stand up Comedy audience etiquette, self-depricating humor, 80's screwball comedies, communities and conspiracy theories, pussy flicking, and more.
Racial Sensitivity Training with Zane
Zane returns once again and performs rap styles throughout America. Maximo and Jamie try to rap and make fools of themselves. We also talk about white people blowing up black wall street, policemen's hatred for black people, the best fried chicken, and Maximo schools us about psychological attachment styles.
Procreating Comedians with Ro DelleGrazie
Today we are joined by seasoned professional comedian Ro DelleGrazie! We talk about her years on the Road, Road Dick, her mentorship with Lisa Lampanelli, the 7 signs of a covert narcissist, growing up and having kids, and Ro gives her advice to beginning opener micers.
Mormon Porn with Oscar
Today we are joined by storyteller and open-micer Oscar. We talk about his upbringing as a mormon, discounted pinatas, living in Vegas, the Red Shoe Diaries, and fatherhood.
Bald Narcissist Man Part 2 with Annegret
Annegret's Bald Narcissist Man makes a comeback with the best pickup line ever! Also, a reading from the book of TRUST, the Detroit Women of Comedy festival, tabletop gaming, and more!
Small Mouthes with Hannah
Our old friend Hannah joins us once again. Today we finally talk open mics, Hannah's hometown of Maryland, groups you want to beat up, and peer pressure.
Post Traumatic Fat N****a Disorder
Cab Washington from "Cab Talks Podcast" joins us and talks about his work as a journalist in the rough parts of Philly and Los Angeles. We also talk about being fat, trust issues, dildo sucking, OCD, mental health, and exploring sexuality.
Corn husking with Tron
Today Tron Jones from B-more joins us to talk about bidets, ass juice, whether sleeping is oversleeping, historic wiping techniques throughout the ages, and more.
Gen X nostalgia with Davo
Today we are joined by longtime comedian and teacher of Korean kids, Davo. We talk about his top five comedians, Houston, Singapore canings, shitty Def Jam Poetry and amazing Def Jam Comedy.
Magic lotion massage hands with Anthony
Our old friend Anthony who we started out comedy with joins us and we talk about his careers as a massage therapist, and how he never had to give handjobs, we also talk about dicks, jamie's masturbation habits, we play "This or That," fuck, marry, kill. We talk about our comedy mt. Rushmore, and Anthony grills Ashleigh with rapid questions!
Keto Toledo with Sarah
This week we are joined by Sarah, a midwest, middle eastern transplant. We talk about semen, fitness, Sarah's web series Saffron 'n Rose, Mortal Kombat, stolen wallets, Fist Fest, Ohio, and more
Filthy beaches with Dayna
This week we are joined by Open Micer Dayna from Seattle! We talk about her sixth sense, the ugly people movement, her whiteness, fart rape, compulsive horse masturbaters, bullying, and more shit!
"The queer Muslim community is small" with Monnaa
Today we are joined by Bisexual Egyptian Muslim open micer Monna. We talk about Capitol Hill, dating, Joe Biden'd creepiness, International Peace treaties, and more.
Going to Hell with Zane
Zane shares his story where he goes to hell. We also talk play this or that, talk about black face and black penis and childhood traumas
Bald Narcissist Man with Annegret
Today we meet Swedish named, German raised Annegret. We talk about her life growing up in Germany, her run in with a Bald Narcissist Man, sugar daddies, green card lotteries, colorful condoms, and lasered nuts.
The Male period and skydiving with Gio
This week we are joined by open-micer Gio. We talk about cars, fitness, the perils of short men, micro penises, the UK porn ban, and more shit
Human progress is a fairy tale that ends in... with Zeo!
Zeo joins the podcast again and we talk about what a real man is. Zeo talks more about China, Asian surgery, pervs, inspiro-bot, and Jamie updates us on his non-porn watching progress.
racism and valentines with Ashleigh and Zane
today we talk about racism, spirituality, more porn addiction, indoctrination, and Zane talks about his life history being in the marines.
Filthy Eels
Zeo is back and we talk about births, porn addiction, porn bans, and Chinese stalkers.
Blacks and Asians with Kelly and Ashleigh
Kelly and Ashleigh join the podcast. we talk dollar store vs 99 cent store. dragon furries. black and Asian movies from the 80s and 90s. Black codes and more shit.
sodomy and gamora with Tony and Matt
Happy New Year! We talk about resolutions, retail, therapy, Sodom and Gamora cartoons, true crime podcasts, and someone equates fucking girls to eating a delicious crab.
non-consensual ant sex with Tony and Matt
Today we talk about mules who smuggle drugs through their assholes, sleepy black people, white serial killers, and Tony hates ants so much that he wants to shrink down and rape them.
Size Matters with Ashleigh and Zeo
Ashleigh is back to talk about her loves and her life along with her fellow open micer friend Zeo who we met at the Flappers audition. We talk about love, porn, cultural color palettes, we go over sex and dating history, and everybody gives Maximo dating advice.
Auditioning at Flappers with Ashleigh
Today we talk to a lady we met at a Flappers audition named Ashleigh. We talk about the audition process and the feedback we received. We also talk about boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs, Bruce Lee, furries, and the trans show POSE.
Bits Bits Bits with Tony and Kelly
Tony and Kelly stop by and we talk comedy the entire time. Our topics cover manifestos, piss streams, druggings, car cults, and more
Owen is a Storyboard Artist
Maximo's friend Owen, a fellow storyboard artist, drops by and he grills Maximo for being an incel. Also, Maximo has a grievance with open micers, and we touch briefly on Kavanaugh.
Tony and Matt are back with cow stories and high school teaching stories
Tony and Matt join back up and we talk about slut poetry, Matt's horrible time as a high school teacher, Cow abortions, bombing as a comedian and we go over our bits of the week.
Hannah and Glen are two good friend
Glen is a gay former gap employee with ADD and Social Anxiety. And Hannah is a perfectly normal lovely white girl. Both are good friends and excellent open micer comedians. Also Kelly joins us once again from last week and sits in the background because we don't have a fifth mic. We talk about dicks, gay bowling, being normal, Uganda, and comedy.
Reverse Fresh Prince with Kelly
Today we are joined by Kelly our Awesome African American open micer friend. We talk about how comedians are really healers, a black man's experience going from la to philly, gay bottoms, Kelly's childhood acting gigs, the fulfillment and pride in service work, and more.
they Gaysian Experience with Thomas and M.P
Two of our open micer friends stop by, M.P and Thomas. We talk about Gaysianness, Krav Maga, Necrophelia, and surprise, we actually talk about comedy this time around!
Tony and Matt are two bearded white guy comedians
Tony and Matt are two talented beginner comedians who joins us to talk about bullying, football pussy, the danger or nerd, rotting feet, being a fat piece of shit and more. Also Maximo readresses perverted Indian guys.
porn theatres, gloryholes, and indian pervs
Shallan joins us once again and this time we actually talk about comedy!
The wierd and wonderful Fritsch joins the Open Micers
A brand new open micer from Detroit who shall be named Fritsch joins us for the podcast and we talk about acting, dancing, and how shitty Portland is. We also cover Yu-Gi-Oh! and sex in the woods.
Shallan returns!
After a three week layoff, Shallan returns to the podcast!
Boook Club with Abby, Ryan, and Ian
we have three white guests. Two of them are dudes with backwards hats and one of them an NYU girl with glasses. We talk about books, Puerto Ricans, Incels (again), and drugs.