Opinionated
By Opinionated
OpinionatedMar 11, 2020
What the F**k are we eating?
This week Steven & Amy spill the African tea on the predator scandal coming out of RuPaul’s drag race in the form of a Sherry Pie. Amy spends 4 minutes laughing over some acrylic nails that look like dog nipples, and Steven is less than impressed. Amy tells you the story of heiress turned terrorist Patty Hearst, and they taste test the Coles frozen food section, and tell you why you shouldn’t listen to mum bloggers, and that “Jackfruit Parcels” are not better than sex.
2 Ply Pandemonium
This week Steven & Amy spill the African tea on the Madness that is the 2 Ply Pandemonium- how bogan Australians are inconveniencing everybody by stock piling toilet paper to save them from Coronavirus, and why people like Lorraine from Narre Warren need to chill out. Steven revisits the VERY short-lived return of Lizzie McGuire and whether or not 30 year olds can be PG?
They discuss the horrific tragedy that is the Matthew Shepard murder, how the sun has finally set on Sun Yang & Steven tells us all how he received a lap dance from Lady Gaga in a body stocking.
"Everyone's a little gay"
Well, Its Mardi Gras, and only appropriate to bring you one big gay episode of the Opinionated Pod!
This week, Amy and Steven dive deep into a conversation about Disney's first out LGBTQ animated character, and answer questions like "is this REALLY Disney's first gay character?" and "Wasn't she on Futurama?"
Amy tells you everything you need to know about something called the Gay Panic Defence, and its not exactly what you think.
They drag Ken, Jafar, and half the cast of Beauty and the Beast out of the closet, spill the tea on how Britney spears single handedly ended unemployment, and tell you everything you need to know about the Islan Nettles & Larry King murders.
They also tell you how straight people ruin everything, and why Australian Audiences were blocked from seeing the first Lesbian kiss on Home&Away, all with a glass of Sparkling Cuvee.
"Oh it's so Classy"
This week Steven & Amy crack open the sparkling, and tell you all about Zumba instructors who are really just normal people on acid. The media, and the role it plays in the mental health of celebrities & whether or not they should be held accountable for the recent suicides of reality stars. Amy tells you all about DB Cooper & how she’s obsessed with finding out all the answers. Steven tells you the household item you need to own if you want a retail assistant to think you are “classy” and how Delta Goodrem is no longer “Sitting on top of the world” after being stalked by an out of shape Barry Hall look alike.
m-m-m-myyyyy Corona
'Tis the Season Wrap.
55% Annoying
Mistaken Identity
See You Next Tuesday
The Gays Ruin Everything
Friend of the Pod Lauren Black
Lauren talks us through what’s more rewarding in life, saving lives as a day job, or getting a weekly mention on this podcast.
The gang discuss things you shouldn’t call an ambulance for, and Lauren also tells you the things you should never say to someone who is saving your life. The gang take an “Australia VS UK trivia” quiz, they discuss if telling a woman she’s flashing a gym makes you a pervert, what was cool in 2007, Amy’s popped collar and Von-Dutch hat combo to blue light discos, Steven gives you unhelpful mosh pit tips, Amy might need rehab after she considers getting a Kath and Kim tattoo, and if Lauren Black hears someone bless you…..just know, she thinks you’re dead.
How petty is too petty?
This week Steven & Amy spill the African tea on Schapelle Corby’s new book, and why anyone would pay $19.95 to read her book about becoming a lesbian and getting cornrows in Kerobokan. Amy and Steven take a test to find out who is the most datable out of the pair based on their type of guy, and How petty is too petty? The pair discuss the pettiest things they’ve ever done, and why you should never leave your Will and Grace DVD’s out when Steven is around….
Unsolicited Advice
"I Was Anorexia's Puppet"
*CONTENT ADVISORY, this week’s episode of Opinionated contains sensitive content, that may be confronting to listeners.
This week Amy & Steven spill the African tea with mental health advocate, Lawyer, Psychology graduate & Anorexia Nervosa Survivor Ash Gambera. Ash opens up & tells you first-hand how hard Eating disorders can be to overcome, and what is really going through the minds of someone who is slowly killing themselves. Ash answers all the questions you want to ask, but feel you can’t & tells you how 6 years into recovery she is the happiest she’s ever been! The gang also discuss which Halloween costumes are offensive, and which ones are just a joke!
For information and support on Eating disorders & mental health please head to @strengththroughthestorm
Greta Thunberg & the Poo Bandit
The Illuminaughty
$2.99 a metre from Spotlight
This week Steven and Amy are joined by fashion know-it-all & Western Bulldogs nut Boujee Barry. We discuss all the win's and the sin's from the Emmys & the Brownlow. Amy calls on all Melburnians to join her on the bandwagon & become GIANTS this weekend, and gives you a sneak peak into what will happen if we have to live through another Richmond triumph. Boujee Barry calls out one of AFL's biggest "fashion stars" for looking like a used condom on the red carpet, Steven tells you all about the Kardashian Emmy scandal & somebody better tell Rebecca Judd to watch out, because Charlotte Viney is the new queen in town.
Pilot week
$10,000 Tennis Tips with Terry Dehghani
Lizzie McGuire is back & Miranda is on meth.
When you get paid 2K to have a baby
Half a Samoan football team
Barnaby Joyce & his prized Ooshie
The People’s podcast- Dating Disasters. PART 2
Last week we heard from you guys, The friends of the pod, and this week we bring you PART TWO! We are joined in studio by special guest's Alex Corallo & Chris Bowen to hear your online dating wins & sins. From shitting yourself in a busy south Yarra street, going on dates with serial killer truck drivers, to running away from physically abusive girls off tinder, this episode has it all!
*EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING*