Our Love Is Disgusting

Ray and Lucie return to talk about baseball, hate mail, and how they would each try to prevent an axe murder.

Ray and Lucie discuss Hunter Biden's dark sexual charisma, speculate about how their imaginary baby will die, and fantasize about Noam Chomsky being their grandpa.

Ray and Lucie talk about their disgusting quarantine habits, getting fired from old jobs, and a very serious illness called Cutie Baby Business Disease.

Ray and Lucie discuss quarantine sex, how Pornhub is consolidating power, how long it take a dick to rot away, and much more.

Ray and Lucie weigh the pros and cons of being quarantined and make plans for dealing with Ray's corpse when the time comes. They also discuss how they would seduce Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Lucie is a cannibal. Ray is the Sultan of the Forest. Will he be able to tame her wild spirit.

Ray and Lucie talk about abortion methods, pissing, politics, and the couple discusses the only scenario in which it's ok to kill a dog. 

Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, the fetishization of serial killers, and whether they would want to be cheated on for a large cash prize.

Lucie and Ray discuss their holidays, sordid stories of their bodies failing them throughout the years, and the lighter side of being Toxic.

Lucie thinks Ray should convince her to try cocaine. Plus, the couple discusses the ethics of bestiality and plan Ray's 2020 congressional campaign.

In the future, firemen have to have sex with your wife if you pay them $20.  

But first, Ray and Lucie review "Marriage Story" and discuss alternatives to religion.

Ray and Lucie recall past relationship woes, Ray challenges Lucie's dedication to being cucked, and the couple debate the ethics of polyamory vs monogamy.

Ray and Lucie wonder what sex is like in a cult, discuss ways to spice up their own sex life, test Ray’s knowledge of feminist history, and so much more.

Ray and Lucie beg to be canceled after their conversation about Ray's night farts evolves into a discussion about violent extremism.

Ray and Lucie talk about dating, the most recent mass shootings, and Lucie's drunk alter ego that only appears when she watches the West Wing. Plus, Lucie talks about how birth control turned her into a monster. 

Ray puts Lucie on trial for her crimes of mispronunciation and her heated reaction to Aaron Sorkin, and questions the validity of her lady cuck identity. 

Ray and Lucie imagine an alternate universe filled with Rays, dip their toes into social activism, and Ray tries to get Lucie into tennis by villainizing Novak Djokovic.

Lucie and Ray discuss how their ambitious plans for vacation went awry, getting rolled on Coney Island by the freak show, and the introduction of "Walrus Kump."

Ray and Lucie break down their first fight as a couple, Lucie unveils a plan to make Ray more attractive to strange women, and the couple finally gets to the bottom of Herpes.

Lucie and Ray discuss their new life-hack for morning sex, attending their first wedding as a couple, and get into a fight with a woman who wanders into their apartment during the podcast.

Ray and Lucie take a trip down memory lane and tell the origin story of their love, with tangents that include discussions about sexting while shitting, whether it’s healthy to see your parents naked, and Lucie’s brief alcoholic spiral. 

Lucie and Ray discuss their changing bodies, whether they should raise their future child religious, and debate whether or not a couples guitar lesson is emasculating.

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's excessive ear wax, their first weekend getaway, Lucie's sleepy gas lighting, and the possible ulterior motives of a federal judge.

Lucie and Ray discuss nipple suckling, hanging out in a porn store booth together, acting like (literal) animals, and introduce a new character. 

Lucie and Ray discuss the Georgia abortion law and Alyssa Milano's ill-participated sex strike, and the problematic career of pop star Billie Eilish, and Lucie's problematic plans to emulate it. 

Lucie invites Ray to a magic show, and they discuss Lucie's past as a sad girl, Ray's taste for menstruation, and when is the right time to call yourself the daddy. 

Ray and Lucie debate Ray's strategy for infiltrating the patriarchy, talk about the 2020 Democratic primary, and discuss their latest role play experiments.

Ray and Lucie discuss "The Handmaid's Tale," and speculate on what they would do to their baby in a fascist hell-scape. Also, Ray discovers a mystery involving beautiful Italian pole vaulters, and opines on what makes a true 9/11 hero.

Ray questions Lucie's revulsion with gape porn, Lucie recounts her fisting origin story, and the couple dive deep into their troubled inner children. 

Ray and Lucie drank a bit too much whiskey and then turned on the mics to record an insane hour, covering topics from Lucie becoming a feeder, to intimacy among Italian boys,  and the follow up to "Piss-Gate". Also,  the first ever Lucie and Ray advice segment. This one is the real deal, don't miss it!

Lucie discusses what she would do if her old webcam videos resurfaced,  Ray ponders the logistics of doing squats on your period, and the couple explores parenting techniques for evil, incestuous twins.

Lucie and Ray discuss tactics for how they can "Lady Cuck"  Lucie,  what do with with all these fluids, and then take a deep dive into Lucie's brain as they explore her favorite fantasy.