Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
By WhoHaha
Out on the Lanai is a podcast dedicated to the innovative 80’s sitcom, The Golden Girls. Each week, hosts (and GG superfans) H. Alan Scott and Kerri Doherty invite a guest over to watch and dissect an episode of the show.
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls PodcastJun 22, 2017
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Golden Girls Podcast REWATCH: Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas With appearances by Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer
SURPRISE! H. Alan Scott (aka Sadie Pines) and Kerri Doherty return for a super special rewatch of ’Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas,’ just in time for the holidays! Special appearances from Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer. Let us know your reactions to this episode on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. And remember, as always… STAY GOLDEN!
Dec 23, 202001:01:44
OOTL Rewind - 'A Little Romance'
Surprise! H. Alan Scott (aka Sadie Pines) and Kerri Doherty Bush are back... sort of. We decided to do a lil rewatch—'Mystery Science Theater' style—of the season 1 episode 'A Little Romance.' We'll be doing this with some of the best GG episodes, so def hit us up with what episode you think we should watch next! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and all the other socials because DUH! And we apologize for the audio, Zoom reality and technical glitches got in the way, but we'll do it better next time... WE PROMISE!
Oct 08, 202055:53
Golden Girls Podcast: Special Surprise Episode with H. Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty and Alaska Thunderfuck
H. Alan Scott and Kerri Doherty return for a super special surprise episode! On Thursday, March 19th, H. Alan and Kerri went on Instagram Live to chat with fans, talk all things Golden Girls, and take your questions. Midway through Alaska Thunderfuck dropped by to say hi. Because we’re all sheltering in place due to the coronavirus pandemic, we thought you would enjoy the audio from the IG Live as a podcast episode (we’re sorry for the audio quality, you can blame Instagram for that). Watch the full video at facebook.com/goldengirlspodcast and follow us at instagram.com/outonthelanaiofficial and twitter.com/goldengirlspod. Stay safe, keep your distance, and as always, remember… STAY GOLDEN!
Mar 23, 202059:41
Golden Girls: S7E23 - One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest - Part 2
The day has finally come! After four years of podcasting about every single episode of The Golden Girls, H. Alan and Kerri finish "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest," where they discuss whether Rose actually needed to move out, the number of times Dorothy says the word "driver," and that very emotional final scene. Thank you all for your love and support over the life of this podcast! You've all brought us as much joy as I hope we've given you. Stay subscribed to the podcast for potential future surprise episodes, and remember to always STAY GOLDEN! -Kerri & H. Alan
Jun 18, 201901:04:20
Golden Girls: S7E23 - One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)
H. Alan and Kerri watch part one of The Golden Girls series finale "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest," where they discuss Leslie Nielson's charm, Blanche in jeans, and why Dorothy and Lucas should have said "Gotcha!" way sooner. Tune in next week when we complete the series with "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2!"
May 31, 201946:22
The Golden Palace: Part 2
It's the conclusion of our coverage on The Golden Palace! In this episode, H. Alan and Kerri watch "Seems Like Old Times: Part 1 and 2," where they discuss Dorothy's grand entrance, the surprise appearance of a young Jack Black, and how Rose gets turned on by cows! And listen to the end for our thoughts on the two episodes that Miles appeared in! (spoiler alert: he's still garbage.) Tune in next time for an all new episode of OOTL!
Apr 09, 201901:00:10
The Golden Palace: Part 1
It's time to talk about The Golden Palace! In this two-part special, H. Alan and Kerri (with special guest appearances from Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer) dive deep into the origins of The Golden Girls spin-off, then watch the first episode, where they discuss the weird boy hanging around the hotel, the hilarious robbery scene, and why a better spin-off show would have been "Back in St. Olaf!" Tune in next time when we watch the 2 episodes that Bea Arthur guest-starred in!
Mar 25, 201901:05:46
Golden Girls: S7E23 - "Home Again, Rose" Part 2
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Home Again Rose: Part 2", where they discuss jumping the shark, how Janet and Sarah didn't belong in this episode, and what the conversation must have been like to convince Bea Arthur to perform an entire scene on her knees as a decapitated head on Jell-O.Tune in next week for a very special surprise episode!
Feb 26, 201947:55
Golden Girls: S7E21 - "Home Again, Rose" Part 1
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Home Again Rose: Part 1," where they discuss that one racist joke, whether Cindy Lou Peeples is part of a Golden Girls/Desperate Housewives universe crossover, and how this episode reminds us how the show warmly embraced the untraditional family unit. Tune in next time for "Home Again, Rose: Part 2!"
Feb 07, 201951:15
Special Episode: Best of Dorothy with Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer
This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring everyone’s favorite substitute teacher, the mother of a solid gold dancer, Chronic Fatigue survivor, she feels the power of Satan inside her and she could vomit just looking at you - she’s Turkey Lurkey, she’s Pussy Cat, and she spent time in Attica so don’t ruffle her feathers, Chief it’s: DOROTHY ZBORNAK!
Jan 01, 201925:25
Special Episode: Best of Blanche with Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer!
This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring the Queen of The Rusty Anchor, the human mattress, the sluttiest of all slut puppies, a YANKEE, miss Tiger Lily herself, who you can reach at 555-EASY - Yippee I-O-K-Y it’s: BLAHN-CHE or is it BLAAAAANCH DEVEREAUX!
Dec 11, 201829:07
Special Episode: The Best of Rose with Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer!
This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring the mother of Fernando, the daughter of Bob Hope, loser of the St. Olaf Butter Queen pageant, baker of the best gernerkenflurken, a candy striper, a watcher of LAH LAW, killer of Frieda Claxton, bleached blonde bubbled headed baboon, and Once in St. Olaf you can blow it out your tubenburbles it’s ROSE NYLUND!
Nov 27, 201828:55
Special Episode: The Best of Sophia, with Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer!
This week on the podcast, we're joined by OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer to talk about the most memorable Golden Girls moments featuring Miami’s favorite withered old Sicilian monkey, a Shady Pines escapee, former lover of Pablo Picasso, nemesis to Mama Celeste, 65 year old drag queen, sherry-drinking founder of The Cloud Society, survivor of the hurricane of ‘91, Picture it: Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Roy Orbison it’s SOPHIA PETRILLO!
Nov 12, 201830:46
Golden Girls: S7E20 - "Rose: Portrait of a Woman"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Rose: Portrait of a Woman," where they discuss taking sexy photos, how Super Mario stayed motivated, and why people keep pronouncing it "Zah-bornak." Tune in next time for "Home Again, Rose: Part 1!"
Sep 30, 201858:56
Golden Girls S7E19 A Midsummer Night's Dream - Part 2
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2," where they discuss the perfect cupcake, if the cop was actually Derek's crime partner, and so many more reasons why Miles is the ABSOLUTE WORST. Tune in next week for "Rose: Portrait of a Woman!"
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And if you love this fabulous "Men Love my Cupcakes" shirt by talented artist and GG superfan Kevin Kline, you can purchase it here: https://halans.co/2D6ZOMe
Sep 17, 201845:24
Golden Girls: S7E19 - A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 1
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 1," where they discuss HONESTLY GUYS WE DON'T LOVE THIS EPISODE AND JUST KINDA BITCH ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME. Tune in next week for "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2!
Aug 21, 201837:08
Golden Girls: S7E18 - "Journey to the Center of Attention"
Roz Drezfalez ("Golden Girls Live!") joined H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Journey to the Center of Attention," where they discuss Blanche's amazing physical comedy, why a wake party is mean, and how The Rusty Anchor was totally a gay bar. Tune in next week for "A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 1!"
Aug 07, 201846:51
Golden Girls: S7E17 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan," where they discuss how trials work, a Married with Children crossover, and even get some advice from a real-life lawyer! Tune in next week for "Journey to the Center of Attention!"
Jul 24, 201851:12
Golden Girls: S7E16 - "Questions & Answers"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Questions and Answers," where they discuss Alex Trebek's sex appeal, Rose's Jeopardy sweater, and the now-famous Trump joke. Tune in next week for "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan!"
Jul 11, 201852:52
Golden Girls: S7E15 - "The Commitments"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Commitments," where they discuss who the sexiest Beatle is, why Jerry's kink might be killing people, and OMG DOROTHY'S OUTFITS. Tune in next week for "Questions and Answers!"
Jun 26, 201851:17
Golden Girls: S7E14 - "Goodbye Mr Gordon"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Goodbye Mr. Gordon,," where they discuss teacher crushes, Dorothy's Fisher Price word processor, and why Jean and Big Sally should have dated. Tune in next week for "The Commitments!"
Jun 13, 201856:22
Golden Girls: S7E13 - "Old Boyfriends" with Alaska Thunderfuck, Eliot Glazer, and Handsome Jeremy Mikush
It's a Golden Girls party! Alaska Thunderfuck, Eliot Glazer, and Handsome Jeremy Mikush join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "Old Boyfriends," where they discuss the art of skipping, Marvin's Bugs Bunny accent, and first kiss stories. Tune in next week for "Goodbye Mr. Gordon!"
May 29, 201801:11:13
Golden Girls: S7E12 - "The Pope's Ring"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Pope's Ring," where they discuss Paypal, Pee Wee Herman, and how shitty the Private Investigator was. Tune in next week for "Old Boyfriends!"
May 07, 201851:02
Golden Girls: S7E11 - "From Here to the Pharmacy"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "From Here to the Pharmacy," where they discuss what to put in a will, if Blanche should have told Bill that she didn't remember him, and they even speak a little (bad) Spanish! Tune in next week for "The Pope's Ring!"
Apr 24, 201848:57
Golden Girls: S7E10 - "Room 7"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Room 7," where they discuss the sweet thematic parallel between Sophia and Blanche, creepy ghost children, and their concern for Rose's well being. Tune in next week for "From Here to the Pharmacy!"
Apr 10, 201847:34
Golden Girls: S7E9 - "Rose Loves Miles"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Rose Loves Miles," where they discuss the best Italian pastries, bucket lists, and if the mighty sequoia that Dorothy uprooted was the same tree that Freida Claxton tried to take down. Tune in next week for "Room 7!"
Apr 03, 201844:33
Golden Girls: S7E8 - "The Monkey Show: Part 2"
A hurricane's a-here! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 2," where they discuss Dorothy's real-life gorgeous son, the scene with the hammer, and why Kerri gets so stressed out by rainy boots on a clean carpet. Tune in next week for "Rose Loves Miles!"
Mar 22, 201837:54
Golden Girls: S7E8 - "The Monkey Show: Part 1"
A hurricane's a-comin'! H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "The Monkey Show: Part 1," where they discuss their own hurricane experiences, why Telethons should make a comeback, and if Rose really thinks penises grow back if you cut them off. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Part 2!"
Mar 11, 201834:45
Golden Girls: S7E7 - "Dateline: Miami"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Dateline: Miami" where they discuss the vacation Bea Arthur took that week, taking someone's virginity, and Rose and Blanche's almost-kiss. Tune in next week for "The Monkey Show: Parts 1 and 2!"
Feb 28, 201841:18
Golden Girls: S7E6 - "Mother Load"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Mother Load," where they try roasting each other before discussing Blanche's sexy black dress and the word "moist." Tune in next week for "Dateline: Miami!"
Feb 14, 201845:31
Golden Girls: S7E5 - "Where's Charlie"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Where's Charlie," where they discuss real-life Tokyo Rose, Miles' dumb ring, and what Bea Arthur was REALLY writing at the kitchen table. Tune in next week for "Mother Load!"
Feb 06, 201848:18
Golden Girls: S7E4 - "That's For Me To Know"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "That's For Me to Know," where they discuss how amazing Blanche's legs look in that robe, Sal's weird relationship with his dog, and why everyone voted for Dorothy. Tune in next week for "Where's Charlie?"
Jan 30, 201845:17
Golden Girls: S7E3 - "Beauty and the Beast"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 episode "Beauty and the Beast," where they discuss that saucy little Drew Barrymore contestant, why Dorothy never goes to the conference, and what "smelling rats" in a talent show looks like. Tune in next week when we watch "That's For Me to Know!"
Jan 22, 201844:50
Golden Girls: S7E2 - "Case of the Libertine Belle" with Jim Clemente
FBI Profiler Jim Clemente (Real Crime Profile, Best CaseWorst Case podcasts) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 7 episode "The Case of the Libertine Belle," where Kerri finally gets her wish to have a REAL expert weigh in on the accuracy of a criminal investigation on an episode of The Golden Girls. Tune in next week when we watch "Beauty and the Beast!"
Jan 09, 201859:00
Golden Girls: S7E1 - "Hey Look Me Over"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 7 premiere episode "Hey Look Me Over," where they discuss how double exposures work, why Blanche would never forget sleeping with Charlie, and why Dorothy's list of hearing loss warning signs are suspect. Tune in next week for "The Case of the Libertine Belle!"
Jan 04, 201848:35
Golden Girls: S6E26 - Alaska Thunderfuck & Eliot Glazer join for "Henny Penny"
OOTL all-stars Alaska Thunderfuck and Eliot Glazer join H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 finale "Henny Penny," where they talk about everything under the sun and do a little singing, too. Happy holidays and happy new year to all of you, and we'll be back in 2018 for the start of season 7 with "Hey Look Me Over!"
Dec 24, 201701:24:31
Golden Girls: S6E24 & 25 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2," where they discuss starting their own fires, how Mrs. Hargrove's dying statement wouldn't have been admissible in court, and all the smart things Rose has done over the years.Tune in next week when we're joined by 2 very special guests to watch the season 6 finale, "Henny Penny!"
Dec 20, 201741:21
Golden Girls: S6E23 - "Love for Sale"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Love for Sale," where they discuss the business of selling balloons, cheap men at charity auctions, and Uncle Angelo's (wild?) social life. Tune in next week for "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Parts 1 and 2!"
Dec 12, 201738:08
Golden Girls: S6E22 - "What a Difference a Date Makes"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "What a Difference a Date Makes," where they discuss John's sex appeal, why Dorothy should have remembered her children, and what a school dance whose theme is "Wear a Condom" might look like. Tune in next week for "Love for Sale!"
Dec 05, 201743:21
Golden Girls: S6E21 - "Witness"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Witness," where they discuss Rose's naughty dream, how long it would take Miles to travel from Amish Country to Miami, and YOU GUYS H. ALAN FINALLY GOES FULL ON CSI! Tune in next week for "What a Difference a Date Makes!"
Nov 27, 201745:28
Golden Girls: S6E20 - "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Even Grandmas Get the Blues" where they discuss embracing one's age, people who list their numbers in the phone book, and rigor mortis babies. Tune in next week for "Witness" AKA THE CHEESE MAN EPISODE!
Nov 22, 201742:49
Golden Girls: S6E19 - 'Melodrama' with the Hound
Musical artist The Hound joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Melodrama" where they discuss sex positivity, Dorothy's amazing brochure therapy, and why a robber might hold up a dog show. Tune in next week when we watch "Even Grandmas Get the Blues!" Visit TheHoundMusic.com!
Nov 18, 201750:31
Golden Girls: S6E18 - "Older and Wiser"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Older and Wiser," where they discuss tracking Dorothy's dick move, the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, and why H. Alan has a beef with the movie Titanic. Tune in next week for "Melodrama!"
Nov 07, 201741:48
Golden Girls: S6E17 - "There Goes The Bride: Part 2"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "There Goes the Bride: Part 2," where they discuss the legendary Debbie Reynolds, Dorothy's graceful envelope-stomping dance, and I DO VOW TOO. Tune in next week for "Older and Wiser!"
Nov 04, 201742:51
Golden Girls: S6E16 - "There Goes The Bride Part 1"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "There Goes the Bride: Part 1," where they discuss tracking Dorothy and Stan's relationship this season, why Rose thinks Miles is in Europe, and whether it's OK to have a SECOND bridal shower. Tune in next week for "There Goes the Bride: Part 2!"
Oct 24, 201731:01
Golden Girls: SPECIAL EPISODE - Miami Is Nice
H. Alan Scott went on a special golden assignment all the way to Baltimore, Maryland for Miami Is Nice, a month-long, Golden Girls inspired art exhibit curated by Nick Horan and Zachary Handler (oh yeah, and they had a Golden Girls-themed wedding, because they're EVERYTHING!). There he chatted with former GG writer (and past OOTL guest) Stan Zimmerman for Cheesecake Conversations. Here is the live recording of their conversation. For more, visit MiamiIsNice.com!
Oct 19, 201701:02:10
Golden Girls: S6E15 - "Miles to Go"
H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Miles to Go," where they discuss if they'd date someone in Witness Protection, the logistics of body identification, and THE TRUE IDENTITY OF CAROLINE THAT WILL BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Tune in next week for a special Golden Assignment episode, followed by parts 1 and 2 of "There Goes the Bride!"
Oct 10, 201752:17
Golden Girls: S6E14 - "Sister of the Bride" with Vanessa Vazquez
Comedian & actress Vanessa Vazquez joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Sister of the Bride," where they discuss Doug's handsomeness, winning awards, and the iconic Sophia line toward the end of the episode. Tune in next week when we watch "Miles to Go!"
Oct 04, 201748:36
Golden Girls: S6E13 - "The Bloom is Off the Rose" with Joey Gray
Joey Gray (Founder and Editor of HARDY: a queer zine) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "The Bloom is Off the Rose," where they discuss Cher (again), Dorothy's orgasmic reaction to puzzles, and how Rex was DEFINITELY going to murder Blanche if they went night fishing. Tune in next week when we watch "Sister of the Bride!"
Sep 26, 201750:11
Golden Girls: S6E12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge" with Eliot Glazer
OOTL all-star Eliot Glazer joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch the season 6 episode "Ebbtide's Revenge," where they discuss how dead bodies travel, which musical diva almost played Angela, and why this episode always makes us cry. Tune in next week when we watch "The Bloom is off the Rose!"
Sep 19, 201746:03