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Turbines for Goalposts

Turbines for Goalposts

By Owen Evans

Following the highs and lows of the world's first UN certified carbon-neutral football team, Forest Green Rovers.
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Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 6

Turbines for GoalpostsNov 16, 2020

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The first ten minutes is alright

The first ten minutes is alright

Jamma :-(

Form :-(

Owl-related disturbances :-)

Mar 31, 202124:14
Better late than never(?)

Better late than never(?)

After comedically being locked out of my podcast account, I'm finally back just in time to upload a now somewhat obsolete episode covering Newport and Southend.

This is the professionalism you've come to expect, I'm sure.

Featuring shots from Mars, Dokes looking better than me in an FGR shirt and yet more owl news.

Feb 28, 202134:44
Episode 11 - We didn't kill anyone

Episode 11 - We didn't kill anyone

*SOME OF THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT FOREST GREEN ROVERS*

Looking back at the slightly disappointing result against Crawley

Who's that team? Oldham

South Stand Singalong - Luke McGee gets the treatment

NEW FEATURE ALERT - Owl News

More music

Dec 31, 202031:26
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 10 - Sideways hail

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 10 - Sideways hail

The conditions were filthy, the opposition obdurate, but FGR found a way to win against Carlisle.  We look back at another impressive home performance, as well as the away point at Port Vale.  Also included in price of admission:

-Who's that team?  Exeter City edition

-South Stand Singalong

-Stat Attack

-Another piece of musical nonsense


Dec 22, 202028:38
Nice Little Through-Balls

Nice Little Through-Balls

In which I describe pizza as a 'tomato and pastry-based dish'.  (I blame fatigue)

FGR treated returning fans to their best performance of the season, and T4G was there...

-Shoutout the fella that plays the drum

-Shoutout hot Ribena

-Shoutout the whole team for giving us plenty to cheer

-Who's That Team? double bill Port Vale and Carlisle

-Will my wife let me go to the Carlisle game?!

Dec 15, 202021:20
I always fancied us to score

I always fancied us to score

The usual blend of superficial game analysis, oddball musical numbers and banter as pure as the driven snow.

Featuring

Newport and Harrogate

Who's that team? Double U Oxbridge edition

Dave's South Stand Singalong

bantzzzz

Dec 06, 202023:53
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 8

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 8

-Picking the bones out of the win v Southend

-Who's that Team?  Newport County edition

-Listener-generated content: The South Stand Singalong

-The weirdest musical offering to date

Nov 29, 202021:50
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 7

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 7

Covering the rollercoaster that was Barrow away

Previewing Southend on Tuesday night

I listened to all of the Fans Virtual Forum so you didn't have to 

And will we be allowed back in The New Lawn just in time to watch them get pumped by Cambridge?

Nov 23, 202028:14
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 6
Nov 16, 202013:47
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 5
Nov 10, 202020:08
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 4

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 4

Grimsby :-)

Cheltenham :-(

Vegan Bovril :-/

Mischievous Imps :-0

Twitter @turbinesg

Email turbinesforgoalposts@gmail.com

Nov 02, 202020:08
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 3

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 3

-Looking back on a mixed bag with the loss at Colchester and (glorious) win at Morecambe

-A 'Who's that team?' double-header with Grimsby and Cheltenham coming up this week 

-Forest Green Rovers stepping up to provide meals over half-term to kids that need them

-Whimsical jinglebanter

-Get me on Twitter @turbinesg

Oct 26, 202012:38
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 2

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 2

-Review of the win v Stevenage

-New Lawn name change that wasn't a name change chat

-Who's that team: Colchester Utd

-Banterrrrrrrrrrrr

Oct 19, 202010:33
Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 1

Turbines for Goalposts: Episode 1

A podcast about the world's first UN certified carbon-neutral football team, the mighty Forest Green Rovers.  Join me in following the Rovers on their quest for promotion from League 2.  We'll take in the highs, the lows and the endless hilarious broken-record banter from away team fans about carrots.

Follow me at www.twitter.com/turbinesg


Oct 15, 202010:05