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Near Death Dolls

Near Death Dolls

By Paige Law & Lisa Gebhardt
Two gals with an obsession for ghoulish ghosties, crazy cults and insatiable serial killers. Booze and bad language may creep in there too!
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Episode 37: Titanic Conspiracy Theories
Put on your warmest coat and head to the deck as The Dolls talk crazy conspiracy theories about the one and only "Unsinkable" ship, the TITANIC! Lisa leads you through the murky waters of its history and theories involving insurance fraud, Egyptian curses, and more!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
48:57
January 18, 2021
Dolly Tales: Near Death Dolls Personal Experiences w/ Special Guests Sam & Kyle
This week, the Dolls are joined by special guests Sam and Kyle! Each of them tells of their own personal experience with possible ghosts or demons. Paige takes you overseas to a smelly ghost from her childhood, Kyle's spector may be ex-mafia or a musician, Sam is a good person to have around but not if you want a ouija board to work, and Lisa's invisible co-worker has a hard time with door knobs.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
46:09
January 11, 2021
Bonus: Dolls After Dark- Yule Cat & Adult Toys Holiday Edition
EXPLICIT CONTENT  While the Dolls are taking a break, they hope you enjoy their highly inappropriate conversation on the Patreon Exclusive Show, Dolls After Dark. Paige chats about the grumpiest pussy up North, the Yule Cat! Lisa brings you a highly researched report on the most ridiculous and slightly offensive adult toys you can get! Happy New Year! Come to the dark Dolly Side and join our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
31:13
January 4, 2021
BONUS: Dolls After Dark talk "Ancient Aliens" Guy & What Candle are you Quiz?
The Dolls are giving you a little holiday treat with an episode of Dolls After Dark, the Patreon exclusive conversation show! Lisa throws fun facts in your face about Giorgio Tsoukalos aka the Ancient Aliens dude. Paige reminisces about her time in the Beyond...of Bed and Bath fame and discusses her favorite department to work in (spoiler alert: it's the beyond department). Then the Dolls take a "What Candle Scent are you?" quiz. You can take it by clicking here! Let us know what scent you are!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
30:04
December 28, 2020
Holiday Legends: Belsnickel of Germany & Grýla of Iceland
Happy Holiday's Doll Fam! This week, Lisa regales you with the curmudgeonly Belsnickel of German origin, ready to give you a good smack if you've been bad. Paige will make you have nightmares about the Icelandic ogress Grýla, who loves nomming on bad kids with the help of her Yule Lad sons and pet cat!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
33:14
December 24, 2020
Episode 36: The Unsolved Murder of JonBenét Ramsey Part 2
The Dolls are wrapping up the JonBenét Ramsey case this week with Paige going over evidence and theories. Who could have done such a thing? Everyone is a suspect and yet no one has ever been brought to justice. Let us know what you think!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:11:49
December 21, 2020
Episode 36: The Unsolved Murder of JonBenét Ramsey Part 1
The Dolls take on this heartbreaking case that happened on Christmas 1996. It's one of the most widely known and scrutinized child murders that has never been solved. Lisa takes the lead and navigates through the events leading up to and immediately after pageant darling JonBenét Ramsey is reported missing and found dead in the family's Boulder, CO home.  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:08:45
December 14, 2020
Holiday Legends: Mari Lywd of Wales & La Befana of Italy
It's the holiday season and the Dolls are celebrating with Mari Lywd, a skeletal party horse with a need to rhyme. Late to the party is La Befana, the Italian witch who likes to cover her bases and has seniority on Santa Claus! Happy Holidays!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
30:20
December 10, 2020
Episode 35: Black Dolphin Prison-Russia's Roughest & Toughest Penitentiary
Russia’s oldest prison might be named after a cute aquatic mammal, but in reality is a brutal fortress, housing the worst of the worst criminals. Learn how they treat prisoners, guard against breakouts, and about one of their most notorious inmates, Vladimir “the Ogre” Nikolayev, known for cannibalizing his victims. Get your hot sauce and listen if you dare! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
42:11
December 7, 2020
Episode 34: The Chappaquiddick Incident & Tragic Death of Mary Jo Kopechne
The Dolls take it back to the summer of '69, a year of great tragedy for the Kopechne Family and Edward "Ted" Kennedy. Could this be the work of the "Kennedy Curse" or Kennedy Privilege that caused a remarkable woman to lose her life and become only a footnote in history?  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
57:11
November 30, 2020
Urban Legends: Virginia & West Virginia
It's all about Virginia and her sis, West Virginia on this episode of Near Death Dolls. Lisa keeps things hot by the train tracks with her West Virginia urban legend. Paige explores the origins and legend of a furry foe who keeps it creepy around Halloween in the Virginia woods.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
27:47
November 26, 2020
Episode 33: The Murder of Kathy Odom
Kathy Odom’s quiet life was shattered one night when she’s found stabbed to death. Everyone suspected her creepy brother-in-law, who showed far too much interest in Kathy’s “tummy,” but the police have to find proof! Join the Dolls in this frustrating tale of obsession and the hunt for justice. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:05:16
November 23, 2020
Episode 32: The Disappearance of Monique Daniels
Take your motion sickness meds because the twists and turns of this case will have you reeling! Lisa covers a highly sus(picous) story of a teenage girl gone missing and the person involved in the coverup is who you'd least suspect.  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
46:21
November 16, 2020
Episode 31: The Survival of Juliane Koepcke
Are you afraid of flying? Well, Lisa is and Paige is getting there pretty quick after this crazy episode! Tune in to the story of Juliane, the sole survivor of a plane crash in 1971. Lucky for her she grew up in the Peruvian jungle, like a German Dora the Explorer, and has a few survival tricks up her sleeve. Buckle up, Dolls, it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
55:11
November 9, 2020
Urban Legends: New Hampshire and Colorado
Get ready for some Cryptid and Cryptic tales, Doll Faces! Paige wanders into the forest with the New Hampshire legend of a string-bean wannabe sasquatch that may overreact if spotted. Lisa flies you over to Colorado where a bizarre coincidence in cinema ties into a past episode. Intrigued? Grab your grandpa from the Tuff Shed and have a listen!  Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
23:13
November 5, 2020
Episode 30: Anton LaVey and the Church of Satan
Before Satanic Panic hit towards the end of the millennium, Anton LaVey was putting on a pretty good show for people with his Church of Satan, even making it a family affair! Lisa covers LaVey's mysterious life, Paige calls him by his middle name the whole time and both try to separate fact from fiction. Marilyn Monroe and corndogs make an appearance, but it may not be what you think! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:07:59
November 2, 2020
Dear Dollies: Halloween Special Listener Episode
Happy Halloween Darling Dollfaces! The Dolls welcome guest SamHears and together they treat your ears to some of the best creepy tales submitted by YOU! This episode featured shady lawn decor, Ouiji Boards, and Ubering ghosts with no manners. Remember you can always submit your ghostie, weird, strange tale to Neardeathdolls@gmail.com to be featured on the next Dear Dollies! Spookity Spookity! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
26:14
October 31, 2020
Episode 29: Yankee Jim Robinson
Spooky Doll Season continues with the story of  Yankee Jim, first ghost to haunt San Diego’s infamous Whaley House! Saddle up, friends, and come hear a lonesome tale of a man who stole horses, struck gold, and was too tall for the hangman’s noose. Giddy up! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
52:46
October 26, 2020
Episode 28: Ronald Clark O'Bryan aka The Candy Man
Happy Spooky Season Dolls! Lisa recounts a Halloween in the  70's where this jerk ruined it for everyone. Remember when your parents had to check your Halloween candy for razors and rat poison...yeah, it was because of Ronald Clark O'Bryan aka The Candy Man aka The Man who Killed Halloween. But don't be sad, Doll Faces... justice was served and it was sweeter than a king size candy bar.  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
43:29
October 19, 2020
Episode 27: The Shoemaker of Breslau
Vampires: sexy beasts or bloated corpses? Maybe both! The Dolls discuss European Vampire Folklore, as evidenced in a 16th century account of a shoemaker turned undead bloodsucking fiend, terrorizing the neighborhood every night. Grab a stake and garlic- Let’s hunt some vampires! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
41:04
October 12, 2020
Urban Legends: Idaho and Vermont
Smack dab in the middle of Spookity Spookity season, the Dolls got some Urban Legends for you! Paige takes you to Idaho and tells the tale of a watery criptid named after a Vaudville catchphrase. Lisa loves some architecture in Vermont that plays host to a family curse. But fear not! There's a springy dance floor and possibly a champagne bathroom fixture. Cheers and Flush! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
34:31
October 8, 2020
Episode 26: Black Eyed Children
This urban legend deserved its own full-length episode! The Dolls discuss the Black Eyed Children: who they might be and why they just want to come inside or hitch a ride. By the end of this episode, you'll be screaming "I need an adult!"  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
53:53
October 5, 2020
Episode 25: The Abduction of Whitley Strieber
Have you ever wanted to know what aliens look, feel, and smell like? You’re in luck! This week Paige takes us through the case of Whitley Strieber and his close encounters of the fourth kind, AKA abduction! Beam me up, Dolly! If you feel you need help, please click here for the National Helpline. It's free and confidential. WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
58:26
September 28, 2020
Urban Legends: Arkansas and Wyoming
It's about to get horny up in here! Lisa covers Arkansas and a haunted mansion where lovers don't last. Paige takes you deep into the underbrush of the cutest crypids, the Jackalopes!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
26:12
September 24, 2020
Episode 24: The Murder of Ken Rex McElroy
The Dolls posit this question: Is murder ever justified? This week, Lisa takes you through the history of Skidmore, Missouri, and the town bully who got bit in the butt by karma. But who actually killed Ken Rex McElroy? Dozens of witnesses but there's still no answer. Remember, be kind to thy neighbor! WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
44:00
September 21, 2020
Episode 23: Hostage to the Devil
Uncle Ponto is an annoying and unwanted guest of talk show host "Jamsie". And how do you get rid of an unwanted guest? An exorcism of course! Join Paige and Lisa as they unravel this chilling take of possessions, priests, and Ponto: the Familiar Demon. If you feel you need help, please click here for the National Helpline. It's free and confidential.  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
54:44
September 14, 2020
Urban Legends: Louisiana and Nebraska
This week's Urban Legends are perfect to get you in the mood for spooky season! Paige covers a New Orleans haunted murder house and her encounter with a "vampire" tour guide. Lisa goes "back to school" with a teacher whose students are a pain in the neck! Better pay attention!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
33:47
September 10, 2020
Dear Dollies: Listener Episode #2
It's all about YOU Dollfaces! You sent in your stories and now Paige and Lisa will not be sleeping without nightlights ever again! Listen to hear about haunted toys, ghostly handprints on top of the car, weird goings-on involving a haunted doll and Ouija board, and a foggy spirit that doesn't want to blink first. Thank you to our amazing listeners for submitting these personal encounters!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
30:04
September 7, 2020
Episode 22: The Murder of the Grimes Sisters
Get ready for a murder mystery that'll knock your blue suede shoes off! Paige and Lisa discuss the Grimes Sisters case, which sparked one of the largest manhunts in Chicago 's history. Will the killer ever be caught? Be good little Near Death Dolls fans and tune in... WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:46:55
August 31, 2020
Urban Legends: Rhode Island and Georgia
In this weeks installment of Urban Legends, Lisa takes you to the smallest U.S. state and throws some Vampy knowledge your way. And Paige went down to Georgia, looking for a statue to steal...well, someone has been stealing bits of a statue that might very well be haunted!  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
26:34
August 27, 2020
Episode 21: Haunted Dolls
The Dolls are FINALLY covering their namesake...Haunted Dolls! Lisa tackles the history and psychology of what makes dolls creepy. Then she talks about several famous haunted dolls as well as some doll friends you can take home for the right price...but at what cost?  WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plus...PERKS! Click HERE to take a look at what we offer our best Dolly Listeners! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:03:41
August 24, 2020
Episode 20: The Execution of Ruth Snyder
The Dolls cover the electrifying case of Ruth Snyder, AKA Mumsie! She’s out to kill her Motorboating husband for the insurance money, along with her corset salesman side-piece. Will she get that sweet $$$, or is she headed for Old Sparky? Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:11:03
August 17, 2020
Urban Legends: Montana and Alaska
It's always a good time when the Dolls get going with Urban Legends! In this weeks episode, Paige covers Montana's earliest recorded UFO crash. Lisa brings you "Urban Legend Inception", the Alaska Triangle, and all the weirdness that goes inside!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
38:51
August 13, 2020
Episode 19: The Disappearance of Susan Cox Powell Part 2
The Dolls left you with a cliff hanger last week with the question...where's Susan? We hope your emotions are tall enough to ride this rollercoaster because the ups, downs and surprise twists of this case will leave your head spinning!   Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:21:56
August 10, 2020
Episode 19: The Disappearance of Susan Cox Powell Part 1
Put on a jacket, Dolls, cuz this case will leave you COLD! Lisa discusses the disappearance of Utah resident Susan Cox Powell, her background and relationship with her husband and his family. And in true Near Death Dolls fashion, we turn it into a drinking game of sip sip...what the $hit! This is a frustrating case and it's only part 1!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
59:49
August 3, 2020
Urban Legends: Hawaii and Arizona
The Dolls take you on a tour of Hawaii and Arizona in this episode of Urban Legends! Lisa covers Hawaii and tells the chilling tale of the Night Marchers who's gaze you better not meet. Paige takes you to Arizona where she has actually seen the odd structures that are the Case Grande Domes. Could it be a portal to Hell or alien instructions? Or just a failed tech company? You can decide for yourself! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
40:58
July 30, 2020
Episode 18: Carl Tanzler aka Count Carl von Cosel
Some say "Love never Dies" but bodies sure do! Paige takes us through the bizarre tale of Carl Tanzler and his obsession with his one true love, who didn't have long for this world when he met her. But he won't let a little thing like DEATH stop him from living his best life. Get your boozy shots ready, because the Dolls have turned every gag-worthy moment into a drinking game! FYI you'll be trashed by the end of the episode. You're welcome! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
56:38
July 27, 2020
Episode 17: Men in Black
The Dolls put on their best black suits and Ray-Bans to bring you this episode all about the Men in Black! Are the MiB just government goons or something extraterrestrial themselves? Why do they apparently wear lipstick? Why don't they fully charge themselves before threatening UFO enthusiasts? Put your shades on and listen up! Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Near Death Dolls favorite anti-murder juice! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
41:59
July 20, 2020
Urban Legends: Oklahoma and Michigan
This week the Dolls cover Urban Legends in Oklahoma and Michigan! Paige takes you into the Oklahoma basement of a crazy would-be cult leader with only 2 followers. Lisa goes full campfire legend on back roads Michigan with a knock-knock girl and her victim who like to haunt drivers. Get in on the fun and don't forget to tell us what Urban Legends you want to hear about next by emailing us! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
29:17
July 16, 2020
Dear Dollies: Listener Episode #1
The dolls are SO excited to bring you...well, YOU! Listener's stories are featured in the very first Dear Dollies episode! Hear stories of camping and bringing back something malevolent that sticks around way too long. Another one about a high school boyfriend who definitely turned to the dark side. Then we have a story of a family that takes a trip to the scene of a murder from the 1800's. And finally, we hear of multiple creepy happenings for one listener who may be extra sensitive to the other side.  If you'd like your story featured, please email us and put in the subject line "Dear Dollies" so we don't miss it! Be sure to let us know if we can use your name too! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
52:13
July 13, 2020
Episode 16: Edmund Kemper Part 2
The Dolls are back with Part 2 of Edmund Kemper, the Co-ED killer! Paige takes over to tell you about Ed's life after killing his grandparents and it only gets worse! Things get gruesome once Ed convinces everyone he's rehabilitated, but that's definitely not the case. Hope you have a strong stomach, Doll Gang! And don't get into cars with strangers!  Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Near Death Dolls favorite anti-murder juice! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls  
1:20:00
July 6, 2020
Urban Legends: North Carolina and Minnesota
In this evil installment of Near Death Dolls Urban Legends, Lisa talks camping in a portal and the devil's favorite booze in North Carolina. Paige takes a walk through the tale of a cemetery in Minnesota where you better watch where you step and how you can get a tombstone from the Sears Catalog for $3...curse not included! 
25:28
July 2, 2020
Episode 16: Edmund Kemper Part 1
It's the Bumblebutt of Burbank himself, the Co-ED Killer Edmund Kemper. Lisa takes the lead as she guides you through big Ed's formidable years, talks psychology, and manages to sneak in both a Star Wars AND Game of Thrones reference. Mommy issues a-plenty in this part 1 of 2 episodes focused on a real "weirdo"!  Check out Murder Coffee Co.!  aka Near Death Dolls favorite anti-murder juice! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
52:22
June 29, 2020
Episode 15: The Miraculous Staircase
Harken the tale of the Miraculous Staircase in Santa Fe! A mysterious stranger rolls into town and builds a gravity-defying staircase for a small chapel and skedaddles before anyone can catch his name...or pay him! Was it St. Joseph, the patron saint of carpenters? Or a crabby hermit named French? Let's find out! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
59:16
June 22, 2020
Urban Legends: Nevada and Massachusetts
Mermaid Babies and Witch Curses? This ain't a Hans Christian Anderson story, it's Urban Legends from your favorite Dolls! Paige regales us with tales of sea serpent baby hybrids in Nevada. Lisa tells a heavy story of stones, curses and why Karma comes a-knockin' for a jerk face husband.  Get in on the fun and don't forget to tell us what Urban Legends you want to hear about next! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
30:56
June 18, 2020
Episode 14: The Case of Clara Harris
Get your rear in gear for this doozy of a case! The Dolls cover Houston dentists David and Clara Harris, featuring adultery, crimes of passion, boob jobs...and why it's far better to walk away when angry than to drive. "Buckle in" now has a whole new meaning! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
58:11
June 15, 2020
Episode 13: The Murder of Bob Crane
Hogan needs a Hero in this Episode! Join the Dolls as they discuss the unsolved murder of Bob Crane: famed for his...ahem...titular role from Hogan's Heros.  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
46:07
June 8, 2020
Urban Legends: Oregon and Illinois
The Dolls cover the quintessential Urban Legends from Oregon and Illinois! Lisa talks beaches, bandaids, and neckkin' on lovers lane. Paige ponders sexy dancing ghosts who need a Lyft. Get in on the fun and don't forget to tell us what Urban Legends you want to hear about next!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
31:51
June 4, 2020
Episode 12: The Buddhafield Cult
The Dolls have their speedos, eyeliner, and $50 ready for their first CULT episode! Discover the Buddhafield Cult and its leader, who once preached enlightenment and personal development, but now is more about going under the knife and not settling for just one name.  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:02:57
June 1, 2020
Episode 11: Haunted Trees
Get your passport ready because the Dolls are taking you on a World Tour of Haunted Trees! Find out why you shouldn't pee on evil trees (or a campfire) and why when you bury a witch, it's all about Location, Location, Location! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
56:09
May 25, 2020
Urban Legends: Florida and Alabama
Head South for a good time as Paige talks freaky-naughty buggies and hot pockets. Lisa tells you which cemetery has a 4.8 star rating on Google and ghost kids who refuse  to leave a local playground. It'll make you as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
31:21
May 21, 2020
Episode 10: The Sallie House Haunting
Sit back and enjoy some Boos as the Dolls talk about Sallie the Ghost girl, who haunted a young family in the 90's. Was she truly a sweet ghost who liked to play with stuffed animals or was she something far more sinister with an itch to scratch? We'll leave that up to you! Spookity Spookity!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
53:41
May 18, 2020
Episode 9: The Case of Victoria Dalton
The Dolls ponder over what drove 12-year-old Victoria Dalton to kill a baby and toddler while she was in charge of babysitting them. Who's really to blame? Is it nature or nurture that creates killer kids? Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:18:30
May 11, 2020
Urban Legends: Maine and Utah
The Dolls discuss the Sabattus Well in Maine with definite Stephen King vibes. And over in Utah, hear the legend of Mount Timpanogos and why you shouldn't fall for every sexy man on a mountain. Because you could fall hard! If you want us to cover an Urban Legend from your state, drop us a line either by email or DM us on social media! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
22:24
May 7, 2020
Episode 8: Denver International Airport Conspiracies
Secure your tray table, store your luggage and prepare to take off into the mile high world of conspiracies that is Denver International Airport. The Dolls talk haywire luggage systems, disturbing murals, gargoyles and reptilians all surrounding this major hub!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
53:00
May 4, 2020
Episode 7: The Great Plague of London Pt. 2
Stuck inside? So was most of London in 1665! Listen to the Dolls cover part 2 of the Great Plague of London! Drink some London Treacle Potion and smoke em if you got em...you'll wanna hear this!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
53:34
April 27, 2020
Episode 7: The Great Plague of London Pt. 1
Stuff your beak with flowers and garlic as the Dolls go deep into The Great Plague of London! Listen to bizarre beliefs and weirdness surrounding the plague and why physicians were the Dr. Pimple Poppers of the 1600's! This is part 1 of 2. Enjoy Gov'nah!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:04:48
April 20, 2020
Urban Legends: Delaware and Mississippi
Get ready to have your earmeat treated to the jazzy stylings of the Cat Man of Long Cemetary in Delaware. Also learn why eating lead-based paint in Mississippi can drive women wild! Sound fun? Prepare to run!  And if you want us to cover an Urban Legend from your state, drop us a line! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
30:43
April 16, 2020
Episode 6: The Hart Family
The Dolls explore the lives and deaths of the Hart Family. How could these seemingly perfect parents with such beautiful children be keeping such horrible secrets and why did no one step in sooner? You may not look at your neighbors the same way again... Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:19:25
April 13, 2020
Episode 5: The Beautiful Stranger
Hop aboard your private train and head over to the Hotel Del Coronado as the Dolls discuss the tragic and mysterious death of the Beautiful Stranger known as Kate Morgan...eh, sometimes.  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:17:37
April 6, 2020
Urban Legends: New Jersey and New Mexico
The Dolls get ghosty with their urban legends this episode. Lisa covers train tracks that lead only to missing limbs and some sweet science. Paige covers an old fort where golddiggers dance til they drop!  And if you want us to cover an Urban Legend from your state, drop us a line! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
31:27
April 2, 2020
Episode 4: Gloria Ramirez aka The Toxic Woman
The Dolls cover the multiple medical conspiracies of Gloria Ramirez aka The Toxic Woman. What could have made so many people ill from just trying to save this woman's life? What do YOU believe is the truth? Deciding may be more difficult than you'd think! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
53:31
March 30, 2020
Episode 3: The Lafferty Brothers
Get ready to hear the case of the Lafferty Brothers and be glad they aren't YOUR family! Listen in as the Dolls talk about how the brothers fall from grace in their community and the crimes they commit to soothe their fragile ego. Have a drink ready for this one! If you enjoyed listening, please leave us a review and subscribe!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
1:02:53
March 23, 2020
Urban Legends: California and Texas
Paige and Lisa are covering Urban Legends all over the U.S., starting with their resident states: California and Texas! And if you want us to cover an Urban Legend from your state, drop us a line!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
35:41
March 19, 2020
Episode 2: The Case of Dalia Dippolito
The Dolls cover the case of Dalia Dippolito aka a Dumb B. Find out why crime doesn’t pay and why you should be 5000% sure about who you trust! Hang on dollface, you’re in for a crazy ride! Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast Twitter: twitter.com/neardeathdolls
37:37
March 16, 2020
Episode 1: The History of the Ouija Board
Come hang out with your new besties Paige and Lisa as they cover the strange evolution of spiritualism that led to the Ouija Board. Grab a drink and let's get into it!  Special thanks to SamHears for our cover art and music! You can check him out here at samhears.wordpress.com   Email: Neardeathdolls@gmail.com  Instagram: @NearDeathDollsPodcast 
1:10:10
March 9, 2020
Near Death Dolls: Trailer
A little teaser of the fun stuff that's coming!
00:57
March 5, 2020