Pasta's World

The bar is having a battle of the bands. The ladies decide to enter as a group. Fighting and frustration quickly take over. Joy leaves the band to join Rick and his weasels. At the battle, Rick throws the ladies under the bus. Does Joy come to the rescue?

It's group birthdays again. Each lady want's a certain guy. Elka is the only one who gets who she wants, but then doesn't want him. Victoria only requests that her date does not have man boobs. Melanie wants a laid back guy. Joy wants some impossible British guys. All the dates turn into disasters, but who's is the biggest disaster?

Victoria informs everyone that a prison pen pal she had is being released. The catch is that he thinks Joy is Victoria. Victoria is furious. There's also a suspected intruder. He gets shot accidently. It turns out he is Joy's son. Does the paroled felon come after Joy? Does Joy's son recover from being shot?

The ladies are on the hunt for Elka. It appears she is making a run for Canada, however, they find her in Amish country. Melanie winds up with a beard and Victoria decides she likes Amish country. Do they get Elka to come back? Does Victoria stay in Amish country? Does the Governor's wife help Elka or Joy or both?

Elka's trial is not going well. One juror is flirting with her. Elka considers "jury tampering." Joy and Victoria are at the governor's house, where Joy is asked to fix is eyebrow problem. Someone thinks she's a hooker instead of an eyebrow specialist. Does Elka commit another crime and tamper with this member of the jury? Does Joy get deported because people think she's a hooker? To be continued in part 2.

Victoria does a segment with a local gardener. She falls for him but his kids hate her. Melanie gets Joy to volunteer with her making healthy food for seniors. However, Joy thinks its so disgusting she adds flavor and makes the food horribly bad for seniors. Elka misses Max, who's in Florida. He stops in for a visit. Does Victoria get to be with her gardener? Does Melanie and Joy's volunteering turn into a nightmare? Does Elka get her Max?

Melanie gets the hots for a Cavaliers coach who comes to the bar. She winds up dating him, sort of. Joy decides to marry a homeless man to get her green card. Victoria can't get a job because she is unlikeable. Does Melanie blow it with the coach? Does Joy's green card plan send her packing? Can Victoria be likeable?

Elka has brought a dog home from the shelter. Victoria wants to make a sex tape with Melanie. Joy finds love at her therapists office (another patient, not the doctor). What can go wrong?

Susan Lucci is in the hospital. She is going to make a full recovery from being squished by Victoria. She decides to play a trick on her so Victoria thinks she is dying. Back on set, the truth comes out when Susan Lucci comes back on set to exact revenge on Victoria. Elka is still hunting down Robert Redford. How does the feud with Victoria Chase and Susan Lucci end? Or is it now worse?

Victoria lands a gig on All My Children with Susan Lucci. The whole group go to LA with her. Elka is trying to hunt down Robert Redford. Joy is trying to keep Victoria from killing Susan Lucci on set. In this process the two get locked in a bathroom. Victoria climbs over and falls on Susan Lucci, crushing her. Does Elka find Robert Redford? Has Victoria killed Susan Lucci?

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Joy hopes visiting a psychic will improve her luck, but instead she gets sold SPANX. Each lady uses it for a day and disaster hits. Who's disaster is worse?

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The ladies are doing a beauty day but it gets interrupted by Elka's lawyer. All three get the hots for him and each throws themselves at him in a different way. Elka is not amused as she does not want to go to jail. She is advised to pretend to be senile to get out of her trial. At the courthouse, Elka sees Max with Agnes. They are going to get married. Elka isn't happy about this as she still loves Max. The court proceeding gets hairy. Elka takes control and runs off to find Max. Does she get there in time? Or is he already married to Agnes?

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Victoria is still broke. She joins a website to meet rich men. Elka has gone on a bender because she lost Max. Joy and Rick meet with the INS lawyer. Melanie meets Pete's mom. She learns that Hank from their first night in Cleveland is Pete's brother. Everyone winds up at Stormi's. Several disasters happen.

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Elka is in jail because Pete arrested her. No one can afford to bail her out as everyone's money is either tied up or frozen. Joy is also have trouble with her immigration status. She gets arrested for selling Victoria's chill pills for bail. There's a now a very good chance she will be deported. Their neighbor Rick comes to the rescue by selling some of his baseball collection. Does help Joy? Elka? Or both of them?

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A tornado is hitting Cleveland. Victoria is trying to get to her Emmy Award Show. Joy wants to get to her booty call. Melanie accidentally shouts to Pete that she loves him. Everyone winds up back at the house trying to shelter in the cellar with Elka. Turns out she has a few surprises hidden down there.

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Victoria is nominated for an Emmy. She doesn't think she will win as another nominee has died. Elka decides to help by starting a rumor online that Victoria has caught a horrible disease. Does Elka's deceit help Victoria or blow up in her face?

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Melanie has a new boyfriend and is acting like a teenager. Victoria agrees to help out by directing a play at a local high school. One goes great and the other turns into a disaster.

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While visiting her daughter, Melanie runs into her ex-husband and starts to have feelings for him again. Elka is going out with Max, but at a dance she also spends some time with Nick. The two men wind up fighting over Elka. Meanwhile, Anders gets back with his fiancé and Joy and Victoria step in. They demand that he let Melanie break up with him. After Melanie ends it she decides she wants to catch him at the airport. Joy and Victoria are forced to tell her the truth. She still goes to the airport to catch him, but is it a fairy tail ending? Who wins Elka's heart in the fight?

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While the three ladies are at the farmer's market, Melanie's mom calls. Elka invites her to come and visit. Melanie is horrified. Victoria decides to inviter her father as well. Joy thinks her mom won't come, but she arrives by video chat. The weekend is full of disasters between the ladies and their parents. There is even a disaster between two of the parents. Do they all survive the weekend?

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Melanie decides to throw a party to meet her neighbors. The party goes up in flames. Victoria gets a big Japanese endorsement for a product called Mrs. Ladypants. It turns out this is an adult diaper in a pant. Melanie tries to make things right with Rick, a neighbor and writer, who was at the party. She winds up in an embarrassing situation. Elka pulls one over on Victoria.

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Melanie decides to do some things from her book. Crashing a party and meet her idol, to be exact. Victoria wants to crash it too. She wants to throw a drink at Johnny Revere. Elka goes to as she wants to meet Willie Nelson. The party does not go as planned for anyone. Melanie and Victoria each have a disaster. Who's is worse?

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It's the ladies yearly "birthdate." They don't like their own birthdays so they picked a date they all like and celebrate their birthdays together on this day. The include Elka this year. Elka meets Max. Victoria meets Chester. Melanie meets a man who wants to turn her into his dead wife. Joy gets a random man at the bar because Victoria didn't find her a date. Each one has a problem but can the ladies overlook it?

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The ladies all go to the bar. Joy gets the phone number of a guy who is 15 years younger. There is one problem though. After a date with him she thinks she might be dating her son.

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