Paul Eats A Cookie!
By Paul Salazar Jr
Self-anointed-cookie-philosopher: Paul Salazar Jr consumes and reviews a cookie.
Paul Eats A Cookie!Apr 29, 2024
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28:03
Costco Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul goes to the Costco Food Court to review their new menu item. Paul talks about being over-extended, attempts to pronounce Poroit, forgets Natasha Lyonne’s name, admits getting a Costco membership might be the most adult thing he’s ever done, bemoans the fact that strangers love talking to him in public, and even takes a shot at the Smartless guys. What’s your Costco Food Court order? This thing is heavier than I thought it would be and I’m a MonStar! Subscribe, rate & give us a 5 cookie rating and share with fellow silly geese that are also cookie aficionados. Reach out @paulsalazar and peace!
Apr 29, 202428:03
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul get’s grateful, talks about trying to present yourself certain ways, then gets interrupted by a sales person and forgets everything! But don’t worry there’s plenty talk of cookies and corner stores. Subscribe, share and give us a 5-Cookie Rating! Appreciate all the love. Reach out @paulsalazarjr or paulsalazarjr.com interview link: canvasrebel.com/meet-paul-salazar/
Apr 22, 202428:17
Golden Double Stuf Oreo
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul reviews Golden Double Stuf Oreo! At this point my brain has melted. Unskilled nursing, striving for consistency (in all aspects of life), being Dana Carvey, momentum, spring cleaning, starting a new exciting career as a hype man, neighbor dogs going off, and what a good producer Carla is. Do you want a hype power point presentation? Reach out @paulsalazarjr and Subscribe, like, rate and review!
Apr 15, 202437:17
Oreo Double Stuf
Ahoy there, chums, it’s ya boy. In the episode Paul talks about men processing emotions through sports, mental health check ins, baseball, a new podcast, chocolate combos and more! What’s your oreo ratio? Give us a five cookie review and share with friends. I’d say subscribe, but I’m sure you already have. Reach out on social media @paulsalazarjr and the website: www.paulsalazarjr.com
Apr 08, 202431:26
Pizza Hut Cookie
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! ya boy, Carla and the squeaky chair take you on a roller coaster of cookie emotion despite THE MAN trying to keep the podcast from you. Damn you, the man. In this episode a cake is being made in the background as Paul talks about being humor adjacent, his personal birthday cake philosophy, fails to do a Bill NcNeil impression, and attempts to be a more relatable person! Baseballs back. That’s what I’m trying to say. #ItNeverGotCruncy Subscribe, like, rate, and share! Reach out @paulsalazarjr on all cool social media platforms.
Apr 01, 202435:47
Homemade Chocolate Chip and Walnuts (Betty Crocker Recipe)
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul has a wave of emotion wash over him as he speaks candidly about depression. It’s honest. Just like our simple, honest, dare we say: vulnerable classic American cookie. Paul makes, eats and reviews a Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip cookie with walnuts. If you or anyone else is struggling with mental health, please don’t hesitate to reach out to someone who can help. You are not alone and you are loved. @paulsalazarjr
Mar 26, 202428:21
Food 4 Less Galleta
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul thanks all of the listeners and tries to get some momentum going. Paul talks about writers block, the new Rick Rubin book, panaderías, El Bolillo, grocery store bakeries and delis, nostalgia eats, dream cookies, your perfect panadería order, and the 5-4-3-2-1 shopping method! Co-starring Carla the Good Dog and a squeaky chair that will never be used again!
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Mar 18, 202436:56
Homemade Oatmeal Raisin
In this episode Paul makes and reviews a basic oatmeal raisin cookie from a recipe off the internet. Paul also does an unintentional PSA (be safe out there). It’s also Oscar season, so you know what that means…Paul talks about finally giving in, and seeing the Snyder Cut…that and more on this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie!
Mar 11, 202428:59
McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie
Paul speaks extemporaneously, checks vocal tics and gets into LA BBQ and Whataburger vs In N Out. Aw snap! We also have the regular reoccurring segment of Detective Paul. Eventually, Paul eats/reviews McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie, also is unsure of how to pronounce McCafé and can’t remember the name of the Fry Guys. We’re begging you: please send in cookie recipes (or carne guisada) or ideas from social media of recipes to try!
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Mar 04, 202437:19
Thin Mints 2! Pt II of the Double Dip
Paul sits down to use this flimsy excuse of a podcast to eat Thin Mints again. As part two of the “I’ll make it up to my fans” Double Dip, Paul is still talking about his emotions and trip to Houston. He breaks down the Super Bowl and Super Bowl commercials, talks about Beyoncé and Taylor Swift and goes off on a bit about what he’s cooking! Do you play Monster Hunter? Rate and review the pod and catch more info/memes/nonsense on almost all social media platforms (sorry not sorry Elon) @paulsalazarjr and check the website out at www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie/
Feb 26, 202430:15
Girl Scout Samoas
Paul is back after a short hiatus for part one of a double dip. Trigger Warning: candid conversation about elder care and emotions from caretaking. Tigger Warning: there is a very subtle reference to the character Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Paul doesn’t just talk emotions! He speaks of Twisted Metal, Samoa Joe and Samoa cookies! Follow on IG/Tiktok/Facebook @paulsalazarjr www.paulsalazarjr.com
Feb 26, 202444:53
Mexicalpan Polvorones
Hey y’all! In this episode Paul reviews Mexicalpan Polvorones. Paul talks procrastination, subjectivity and expertise, gives you assignments and loves you so much he’ll let you go. Please subscribe, rate and review! Find @paulsalazarjr on all social platforms!
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2020 reunion: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/mtvs-the-state-reunite-recreate-iconic-porcupine-racetrack-sketch-988321/amp/ Website: www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie
Feb 05, 202439:26
Milano Double Milk Chocolate
Paul’s back on his shenanigans! We talk consistency, Olive Garden, sourdough and eating way too many muffins. Then we rate and review Milano Double Milk Chocolate Cookies! Let’s get those w’s…www.paulsalazarjrj.com
Jan 29, 202423:19
Oreo Thins: Mint
We’re Back!: A Dinosaur Story! Welcome to Paul Eats a Cookie, the podcast where Paul eats a cookie. It’s 4/20 time for some green; we’re reviewing Oreo Thins: Mint flavor. Hope you got the munchies. In this episode Paul feels a little spiritual, Paul “definitely” hasn’t “podcasted in a while”, no one wants a colon in their cookie, can you relate to a cookie and SHAME COOKIES! www.paulsalazarjr.com
Apr 20, 202315:03
Home-made Cookie: Shortbread Chocolate Chunk
Paul begins to empathize with roosters, begins the chunk vs chip debate and can't even remember his own grading terms. At least the roosters aren't Foghorn Leghorn, right? Thanks for the cookie, Ryan!
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Feb 26, 202012:33
Lemon-Ups
Paul is already in his feelings about having to tell people he doesn't like their cookies, wants to know if he's the only one with television anxiety, and eats the brand new Lemon-Ups cookie! You deserve a cookie break... www.paulsalazarjr.com
Feb 20, 202019:22
Thin Mints
In the very first episode of Paul Eats A Cookie: Paul goes on a rant, tries to explain the podcast and reviews this year's batch of Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints. Get Over Here! Let's get our cookie on.
Feb 17, 202013:08