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Pessimists Aloud

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Real, cynical old articles about new things read aloud. Based on @PessimistsArc.
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✈️ 'The Flying Machines Which Do Not Fly' - The New York Times, October 9th, 1903

Pessimists AloudJul 19, 2021

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😷 'S.F. Feels Good Without Mask' - 1918, The San Francisco Examiner
Dec 09, 202106:56
📻 Weird, Ghostly and “Supernatural” Antics of the Radio (1931)

📻 Weird, Ghostly and “Supernatural” Antics of the Radio (1931)

Did the rise of 19th century technologies - such as radio - lead to an increase in ghostly sightings? That’s the question Atlantic writer Derek Thompson asked on Twitter this week and it brought to mind a 1930s piece from the archive titled: Weird, Ghostly and “Supernatural” Antics of the Radio that could hint at an answer (yes!) The 1931 San Francisco Examiner peice consisted of a heavily illustrated two-page spread about fictitious reports of ghostly sounds, prompted by the rise of radio boradcasting. It explored reports of strange sounds eminating from everyday objects - which some thought were supernatural forces - but experts insisted were actually rogue radio waves being picked up by metal objects. Source: 📰 The San Francisco Examiner1931 📅 Sun, Sep 13, 1931 · Page 100 http://pessimistsarchive.org/list/radio/clippings/1931/m-sc-535-217

🎙 Backing Music: Louisiana by Duke Ellington and His Orchestra; Razaf; Schafer; Johnson - Brunswick (02650-B) Publication date 1938 Topics 78rpm, DanceDigitizing sponsor Kahle/Austin Foundation Contributor Internet Archive Language English - https://archive.org/details/78_louisiana_duke-ellington-and-his-orchestra-razaf-schafer-johnson_gbia0064586b/Louisiana+-+Duke+Ellington+and+His+Orchestra-restored.flac


 

Oct 31, 202129:34
✈️ “A Skeptical Nation Visits Upon the Airplane the Doubts it Once Felt for the Automobile" - The New York Times, 1928
Sep 27, 202117:16
💉 'An Absurd Prejudice' - The New York Times, 1875
Aug 27, 202106:33
📺 'The Lazy Half-Wit Comes Into His Own - A British Writer Reveals His Views on The Drawbacks of Mass Communication' (1953)

📺 'The Lazy Half-Wit Comes Into His Own - A British Writer Reveals His Views on The Drawbacks of Mass Communication' (1953)

This screed against mass-media appeared in a 1953 issue of The New York Times, it was an excerpt from an article written by British novelist J.B. Priestly for The Newstatesman. Today people yearn for the days of unsocial mass-media, but we forget that once mass-media was a strange new cultural influence - Priestly gives some insight into concerns about it at the time. 

Source: The New York Times, October 4th, 1953 https://timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1953/10/04/92749299.html?pageNumber=346 


Aug 02, 202108:30
✈️ 'The Flying Machines Which Do Not Fly' - The New York Times, October 9th, 1903

✈️ 'The Flying Machines Which Do Not Fly' - The New York Times, October 9th, 1903

69 days before the Wright Brothers achieved manned flight The New York Times posited it could take between 1 and 10 million years to achieve. The piece chides those experimenting in the field and posits that human ingenuity will never achieve what evolution had done over millions of years. The piece ends implying it is a waste of time and money: "To the ordinary man, it would seem as if effort might be employed more profitably.”

'The Flying Machines Which Do Not Fly' - The New York Times, October 9th, 1903: https://timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1903/10/09/102025405.pdf

Jul 19, 202105:59
📷 “Photographs are made to lie” (1897) + 🚲 “Bicycle Insanity” (1896)
Jul 15, 202104:40
🪞 'Those Deadly Little Mirrors' - Chicago Tribune, 1912

🪞 'Those Deadly Little Mirrors' - Chicago Tribune, 1912

In 1912 hand mirror use evoked similar reactions to smartphones today, the Chicago Tribune reported:  "WOMEN CONSTANTLY WALK INTO DANGER. Accidents which are due to women’s passion for looking in mirrors in stores are slight compared with ones which result from the use of the fascinating little hand mirror." 

Source: Chicago Tribune 08 Sep 1912, Sun • Page 48 https://www.newspapers.com/clip/53610995/chicago-tribune/ 

Jul 03, 202108:38
♟️'Chess Playing Excitement' - Scientific American, 1859

♟️'Chess Playing Excitement' - Scientific American, 1859

♟️ The year is 1859, American Paul Morphy had just defeated Europe's top chess masters leading to a surge of interest among the American public. Scientific American tried to quell the hype, suggesting chess playing was a waste of time that would be better spent outside, the piece stated: "A game of chess does not add a single new fact to the mind; it does not excite a single beautiful thought; nor does it serve a single purpose for polishing and improving the nobler faculties"

🗞 Source: Scientific American, December 24th, 1859 - Page 9: https://books.google.ca/books?id=90hGAQAAIAAJ&dq=%22a+pernicious+excitement+to+learn+and+play%22&pg=PA9&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false 

Jun 26, 202104:58
📖 ‘Reading in Bed’ (1909) + ✈️ ‘Aeroplane Face’ (1908)
Jun 18, 202108:24
🎙 "Mr. Edison Has Invented Too Many Things" - The New York Times, 1878

🎙 "Mr. Edison Has Invented Too Many Things" - The New York Times, 1878

'THE AEROPHONE' - The New York Times, March 25, 1878, Page 4 • 🤳🗞 VIEW IN AR: https://bit.ly/3uMHcGZ

In 1878 The New York Times wrote a scathing article on Thomas Edison and his little known invention the 'Aerophone' (a giant megaphone.) The piece began "Something ought to be done to Mr. Edison, and there is a growing conviction that it had better be done with a hemp rope" joking some wanted to him hanged, it went on to say "Mr. Edison has invented too many things" A year later Thomas Edison would perfect the incandescent lightbulb, his most famous and consequential breakthrough.

Jun 02, 202107:38