The Cousin Couch

Wiz Khalifa’s undercarriage, TI isn’t funny and a letter from a cousin that send Pete and Mary in to a spin!!

Nau cries at Pete’s fake funeral, Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock and Asking For A Cousin is back and it’s a goodie.

Put some respect on Macy Gray’s name! Laverne Cox is a cousin, Kim and Khloe ruffling feathers and Russia is coming.

It’s a new year and we’re back to talk all the mess, what we’re watching and listening to. This episode we recognise our own red flags and also point out each other’s toxic traits. We’re back!!

Trick Daddy needs help, Usher is a hater and Free Britney already!! The cousins meet up one last time before a two week lockdown and catch up and talk everything Bali.

Naomi Osaka calls in sick, Mariah Carey and JayZ are fighting, and the world welcomes little Lilibet. Cousins, Top3 this week is Hilarious, a must listen.

It’s Peter, Nau and Laya on the couch this week to cover all the mess. The new segment “Top 3” has all of us in stitches as we travel the world to all our dream destinations.

What kind of men don’t appreciate independent women? Our cousin Laya joins us on the couch to make amends with Pete and they pick up like no time has passed.

It’s a hangover episode, and we’re talking about the differences between our 20’s and our 30’s.

This week is a massive catch up after a long and draining Easter break.

Saweetie breaks up with Quavo and now she’s our cousin. Are we going to do video podcasts? Mina talks Jarryd Hayne, and Peter has a new job.

Another week of blessing the mess, including Sharon Osbourne’s Karen moment. Updates on Peter’s trip away and Mina’s iron levels. It’s another one.

Peter and his best friend Lelz catch up and talk about all of this week’s mess

Lady Gaga’s dogs, the golden globes and Kanye sex dreams?

Do you know anybody who needs a jab? Cos we cousins have a few and we list a few this week.

The cousins share their thoughts on the Britney Spears documentary everybody is talking about

In preparation for Valentine’s Day this year, the cousins take a Love Language test, and In Bless This Mess, is big dick privilege a thing?

We kick off the year talking about crazy kinks in the bedroom and female hygiene and cute names for our privates. We’re well and truely back.

It’s the final episode of the year, and it’s a party. We share a few drinks and talk everything Xmas, as well as bless the mess and answer your questions. See you all in 2021 x

Along with the usual suspects, Mina shares her personal journey with perinatal depression in hopes of helping other women dealing with the same struggle.

This week the cousins are dipping in to their magic bag of tricks. They discuss all things psychic mediums and Mina even gets a live reading.

Congratulations to the Biden/Harris team on their election win. Also, this week the cousins discuss toxic behaviours that get in the way of their relationships.

If there was a button you could press to solve all your problems, would you press it? It’s just one of the random topics the cousins discuss in this hodgepodge of an episode

With our guest cousin Mary on the couch this week we cover all this week’s usual mess. Peter shares a life threatening story, and the valuable lesson he took away from the ordeal.

We celebrate our 21st episode, with a few drinks and all the usual mess. Plus we look back at what we’ve learned on our podcast journey so far, and we answer a few of your questions for us on Couch Coins.

How do you know God is real? Our niece Nika joins us on the couch and we talk about her experience on a Morman Mission. We celebrate Zendaya’s historic Emmy win and finish with a Mary J Blige showdown!!

Our cousin Soni joins us on the couch to discuss all the week’s hot topics including Naomi Osaka, Blac Chyna and do Apprehended Violence Orders actually work?

Nau is back and just in time to celebrate Tongan Language Week the only way we know how. The cousins also talk about everything happening this week including Ashanti’s caucasian copy cat and the Kardashian’s calling it quits.

The cousins remember Chadwick Boseman and discuss realising ones full potential. They also cover the hot topics, from Adele sporting bantu knots to Joe Budden’s battle with Spotify.

Mina has a way to control screen time but is it doing too much? Also, The cousins voted and the Monica vs Brandy pre-battle is ON!

The cousins talk about the importance of checking your competitive behaviour when it gets ugly. They got you covered for the week’s Hot topics in Bless Or Mess, a impromptu song challenge and a Disney themed Couch Coins.

*Bitch Better Have My Money* This week the cousins talk about being pressured to buy your family’s love, partying during a pandemic, WAP and MUCH MORE.

The cousins talk about the old Tongan tradition of avoidance between brother and sister and why they’ve always rebelled against it.

The cousins talk about Kylie Jenner buying Stormi a $200K pony. Mina’s Couch Crumb is a mystery speeding fine and we find out the first winner of the song challenge.

Kanye West is ill, Nicki Minaj Pregnant, Tamar Braxton in recovery, The cousins are all over it. The return of The Love Seat and new Music Corner.

After the death of Naya Rivera, the cousins discuss the benefits of having a “Sad Day” to reflect and recharge.

The Cousin’s discuss their enneagram results, except for Nau.

After a fight, Peter attempts to make sense of Nau and Mina’s mood swings during their time of the month. He recruits the help of their boyfriend/husband.

The cousins have a fun, no holds barred chat with body positivity Queen Holly-May. They cover everything from the last time she cried to her foray in to sex work, and she even puts in her 2cents for Couch Coins this week.

The cousins discuss the influence of Drill Rap on the youth and gang culture. Mina’s Couch Crumb initiates a heated discourse on Body Positivity.

The cousins discuss the Big Dick Energy in the latest news. Nau’s Couch Crumb this week teaches the cousins an important life lesson.

The cousins find the funny in the news, The President is a clown and Pita and Mina have a conversation with Larryn Lewis about all things BLM and problematic grandmas.

Nau gets tipsy and spills the tea on her stressful week. Mina shares her thoughts on teenage pregnancy and dealing with an overbearing mother in law. Peter wants to talk about loneliness and maintaining friendships.

We celebrate Nau’s Birthday, Peter discovers walking, Mina experiences the flip side of jealousy and a VERZUZ battle for the ages

Peter shares some of our fondest/most traumatising memories. Mina has an old man crush on Mike Tyson and Nau is launching an after dark spinoff.