Phantasmagoria

Life will only ever be as spooky as you make it.

Love is blind, and it can't walk either.

Lettuce is the dinner plate of all foods: confirmed.

Shout out to the pham over at r/sinkpissers

Also, Houston's mic was a bit too cranked. We didn't catch it until the deed was done. So sorry about that one.

Was he frozen? Or is he just hot?

I don't care if you're a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire. Cancer is the LAST thing you want.

This episode is not for the faint of heart. You've been warned.

Let the man in the attic live his life. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

If you're trying to use psychics as weapons, forget it.

Just because Grandpa died, doesn't mean he isn't down for a good time.

World War III could break out at any moment. Better have your Pokemon all trained up.

Another friendly to reminder to not actually open up a transformer or you'll probably die

Just because the Sandman THINKS he's evil, doesn't necessarily mean he is.

It's never a good idea to be alone while there is a rival gang after you. Especially if they're all ghosts.

The Disastrous Duo strikes again.

Ever considered where the money REALLY is in finding Bigfoot?

Houston has had a consistency with his stories the past few episodes and we kind of think he's actually trying to become a witch

Of the countless ways to die, Pixar may have found the best one.

All of your life's problems are just one wick away from being burnt up into the atmosphere.

Be thankful that Roald Dahl didn't choose the darker paths that he could have.

Alright, no more secrets. I'm Jeff Bezos.

Yeah, I stole it from Veggietales. Get off me.

We became experts on the astral plane and it only took us the length of one episode.

Are we trying to become magicians or are we trying to become wizards?

"Uh, yes officer, the episode in which Sam threatens to take Houston's life is right here."

We sincerely apologize for allowing more of Houston's profanities. Shame on you, Houston.

Sasquatch sees all. Sasquatch knows all.

If you're not prepared to drop everything and become a butler, don't listen to this episode.

FAIRY GODPARENTS

It's high time these ghosts got a taste of their own medicine.

Ask an adult.

Ya know, the big game??

Imagine being able to know what you're going to do before you do it.....

Flamethrower>Gnomes

Right right right right right right right right........

There was one idiot and it wasn't Houston. It was Kevin.

SO I GUESS THE COLD WAR LASTED FOR 45 FRICKEN YEARS AND WE LET HOUSTON GET AWAY WITH SAYING JAKE FROM ALLSTATE SO BYE.

Perhaps our most risqué episode... proceed with caution.

Christmas hasn't always been holly jolly......

Everyone, do yourselves a favor and just stay away from triangles.

*DISCLAIMER* Episode contains specific instructions on how to proceed if ever you come face to face with a clone of Hitler.

We've officially found umbrella ghosts. Officially, nothing is off the table.

Surprise surprise, they talk about ghost dogs AGAIN in this one.

And we're back around once again! Thanks again for another great year Phantasmafam. We love you guys.

"YES! We are happy to announce our candidacy! We are very much one very tall man, and certainly not three podcasters in a trench coat. One ballot please, good sir!"

It should be common knowledge for all of you that the lack of basements is gonna get those ghosts gone lickety-split.

They say to this very day... he's still laughing.

When are these TV psychics going to give some good info for ME

Remember that one time Saturn was massive in fully in our entire atmosphere? Neither do we. But we have an exclusive with the guy that does!