The Piss-Take Tapes

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Episode 16 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 16 we end season 1 of The Piss-Take Takes with the first film in the Harry Potter Franchise 'The Philosopher's Stone'. Why doesn't Dumbledore give a shit? What's the deal with how magic works and does every pupil almost destroy Olivander's?

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Episode 15 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 15 we end our month of Halloween specials with Wes Craven's classic 90's slasher, 'Scream'. Why does Sidney watch all the news channels when she doesn't want to see the news? In the 90's, a mobile phone implicates you in a murder! Different times!

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Episode 14 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 14 we continue our month of Halloween specials with John Carpenter's classic chiller, Halloween. Why does nobody shut or lock doors...or turn lights on in the dark in this film? Why did Donald Pleasance just stand there while Michael Myers attacked the car at the institution?

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Episode 13 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 13 we continue our month of Halloween specials with Event Horizon. Quack!

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Episode 12 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 12 we continue our month of Halloween specials with Hellraiser. Why is Jesus all over the place in this film and what's with the "end boss" of the unexplained skeleton dragon?

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Episode 11 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 11 we begin our month of Halloween specials with a film adaptation of the video game Resident Evil. Why do we see Milla Jovovich's nipples in all of these films? If we were to be killed by zombies would we shoot ourselves, and why do they take Michelle Rodriguez with them when she's infected?

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Episode 10 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 10 we conclude our Mission: Impossible marathon with Fallout. Why don't the bosses know the IMF team are undercover and why does Henry Cavill reload his punches?

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Episode 9 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 9 we continue with our Mission: Impossible marathon with Rogue Nation. The film with the worst service hatch in film history and everything is a bit sexy!

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Episode 8 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 8 we continue with our Mission: Impossible marathon with Ghost Protocol, the film where none of the gadgets work, there are a lot of bloody typical BMW drivers and Hunt is actually scared of the crazy shit he does!

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Episode 7 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 7 we continue with our Mission: Impossible marathon. M:I:3 is where nobody is a spy at the traffic control building and what would the IMF Christmas parties be like?

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Episode 6 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 6 we continue with our Mission: Impossible marathon and take on the worst of the franchise. John Woo directs the most John Woo of John Woo films and Thandie Newton is stunning in this!

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Episode 5 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 5 we return from our summer break with the start of a Mission: Impossible marathon and take the piss out of the franchise for our own entertainment. Tom Cruise running/on a motorbike...bet we never see that again!

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Episode 4 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 4 we watch 'Batman Forever' and take the piss out of it for our own entertainment. Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, apart from when he shouts it loud enough for people to clearly hear him and Chase is a kinky, crazy, erotically charge woman in this kids film!

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Episode 3 is now available. We highly recommend watching the film first...

In episode 3 we watch 'Batman & Robin' and take the piss out of it for our own entertainment. Why does the Batcave have long and continuity confusing reveals and shouldn't Batman be in Arkham Asylum?

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In episode 2 we watch 'Super Mario Bros', the first ever video game adaptation (and most adult kids film ever made) and take the piss out of it for our own entertainment.

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