Ramshackle

Peter meets Constantine: York's premier street theatre performer

Peter Marshall as himself
Spencer Vale as Constantine
Written and Produced by Spencer Vale

Peter meets Johnny Depp: South York's most popular chocolatier

Peter Marshall as himself
Spencer Vale as Johnny Depp
Written and Produced by Spencer Vale

Peter meets Dickie Turpentine: York's most famous highwayman turned stripper

Peter Marshall as himself
Spencer Vale as Dickie Turpentine
Written and Produced by Spencer Vale

Despite what economists would have us believe, ten pounds has now been confirmed by another expert faction – Bus Drivers – as “more money than [they] can handle.”

Independent coffee shops, delicatessens, clothing specialists and pubs were at loggerheads today as they quarreled over who had the rights to use previously allocated describing words.

This dictionary turf war began due to a mix up over the use of the word: artisan.

You've got to hear them to believe them. Full disclosure...these aren't true.

Written and narrated by Peter Marshall
Music and Editing by Spencer Vale

1. Curly hair doesn’t exist - If you can see curly hair you are 3% of the population who sees it due to an eye deficiency. Your wee also smells of asparagus 67% of the time.
2. People with curly hair can’t bleed - There is so much curly hair under the surface of a curly haired persons skin that it soaks up any fluid immediately. Straight-haired people are 97% water. Curly tops are 100% hair (curly)
3. The curls are created in the spleen - It grows out from there, up through the heart, lungs, female foof and male tail, eventually working its way up and out of the head bit.
4. The spleen bone is attached to the thigh bone (in curly haired people). Whereas in people with straight hair the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone. Like in the song.
5. Curly haired people can understand dolphins - The spring e