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Port Misery - A GH Podcast

Port Misery - A GH Podcast

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My occasional hot takes on General Hospital
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Port Misery - A GH PodcastAug 27, 2022

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Return of the Chaos Podcast

Return of the Chaos Podcast

Oof this was a rough week… weekly GH recap
Feb 10, 202445:50
“Pimpin All Over The World” Edition

“Pimpin All Over The World” Edition

All the comings and goings of GH!
Feb 03, 202401:27:49
“A Fireable Offense” Edition

“A Fireable Offense” Edition

We talk about this week’s GH and the firing of Chris and Dan
Jan 28, 202401:03:14
Honey, I Gave Away Your Baby Edition

Honey, I Gave Away Your Baby Edition

On this week’s GH, we’re giving away jobs and babies 😂
Jan 20, 202401:08:26
Legends Never Die Edition

Legends Never Die Edition

Recap and Bobbie’s funeral… it’s the end of an era 😢
Jan 15, 202444:08
Bye Bye Love, Bye Bye Happiness Edition

Bye Bye Love, Bye Bye Happiness Edition

This week we had the SEC reveal, Bobbie’s passing, and a whole lot of temps…
Jan 06, 202401:05:17
The Misery of 2023

The Misery of 2023

Year-end wrap up of GH and hopes for 2024
Dec 31, 202350:11
The Offscreen Extended Universe Strikes Back…

The Offscreen Extended Universe Strikes Back…

Recap 11/27 - 12/1… continuing Thanksgiving in Port Charles ruined by Russian mafia
Dec 04, 202355:07
The “Nothing to be Thankful for” Edition

The “Nothing to be Thankful for” Edition

Recap of Thanksgiving? (Tbh it’s mostly some random day in November) in Port Charles. - sorry for the audio drops. my mic was acting up 😭
Nov 25, 202301:07:18
The Port Charles “Multiverse of Madness” Episode

The Port Charles “Multiverse of Madness” Episode

Recap of 11/13 - 11/17/23 GH…
Nov 20, 202301:06:43
“Honey, I Shot Your Child” Edition

“Honey, I Shot Your Child” Edition

Recap of GH and the aftermath of Anna shooting Charlotte… the title was almost “How Many Animals are at the Q mansion?” 😂
Nov 13, 202356:05
How Miserable Is Everyone This Halloween?

How Miserable Is Everyone This Halloween?

Quick episode for no reason
Nov 03, 202344:51
Radio Soap Opera: Jason Still Returning

Radio Soap Opera: Jason Still Returning

Listen to episodes 9/25-9/29 where we finally hear Jason speak! But there's also a lot of Jason not speaking...it's Jason. 😂

Dec 03, 202246:30
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 3

How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 3

The conclusion of the Thanksgiving Misery update 😂
Nov 27, 202201:03:19
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 2

How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 2

Continuing Misery update 😂
Nov 27, 202201:09:08
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 1

How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 1

Does anyone in Port Charles have any reason to be thankful for this holiday?

Nov 26, 202201:13:21
Radio Soap Opera: Jason’s Return

Radio Soap Opera: Jason’s Return

In this episode of RSO, Ava comes upon the mysterious Patient #6.
Nov 24, 202249:07
The GH Graceland Event Bios are Wild 😂

The GH Graceland Event Bios are Wild 😂

Listen while I read out these bios so you don’t have to 😂
Oct 17, 202225:24
Chaos Episode - The Happy Hooker is in Town

Chaos Episode - The Happy Hooker is in Town

A very chaotic breakdown of this week’s General Hospital. Preview: Sonny is a menace/Free Sasha 😂
Sep 11, 202239:01
Hey Leo! is Facebook famous!! 🧑🏻🐴🪝

Hey Leo! is Facebook famous!! 🧑🏻🐴🪝

A breakdown of one of the best weeks we’ve had on GH in a while!!! Also, me being salty about Facebook theft 😂
Aug 27, 202240:33
When Rewrites go wrong: Introducing Stable Baby… 😳

When Rewrites go wrong: Introducing Stable Baby… 😳

Also! I look at the state of Trina’s trial and Vanna’s courtship…
Aug 13, 202254:07
There will be Brownies… 😜🍫🍰

There will be Brownies… 😜🍫🍰

There were actual moments this week!! Spencer’s plan vs Rory’s brownies. Nina is upset with the CarSon destruction cycle… let’s break it down!
Jul 18, 202255:24
The Bar for Romance is in Hell 😳🔥

The Bar for Romance is in Hell 😳🔥

I breakdown the dismal state of Romance on this week’s GH
Jul 09, 202256:40
The Lost Spaces Episode

The Lost Spaces Episode

This week I have Tracey from GH Sunday Shift, Jenn M and Erika and we break down everything going on and going wrong with GH…sorry about weird quality at times 😳
Jul 08, 202204:14:23
OMG it’s been a year?!?!?! …and ChaLynn haven’t banged 😳

OMG it’s been a year?!?!?! …and ChaLynn haven’t banged 😳

I’ve been on twitter for a year! I missed my podcast anniversary so I’m celebrating my podcast’s 1 year Twitter anniversary!!! 🎉
Jun 26, 202247:38
GH’s 15,000 episode!!!! - Cyrus thinks Laura needs Jesus

GH’s 15,000 episode!!!! - Cyrus thinks Laura needs Jesus

Cops, criminals, and everyone in between come together to save Mayor Collins!!! Come for the nostalgia…stay for the casual day drinking 😂
Jun 23, 202223:42
Who’s the best and worst dads of Port Charles 🤔

Who’s the best and worst dads of Port Charles 🤔

Happy Father’s Day everyone! Here’s a special bonus episode where I rank all the fathers on General Hospital
Jun 19, 202226:37
Messy Moments between Couples…

Messy Moments between Couples…

Carly owns Aurora/Valentin don’t respect Jordan…😂 Also, I breakdown how messy are the current couplings have become… 😳
Jun 18, 202239:45
There’s a Horse in a House 😳😂

There’s a Horse in a House 😳😂

Quick Highlights of the Week, then a rant about why certain women of Port Charles are so miserable…
Jun 11, 202242:01
Chaos Episode II: Why is everyone in a trauma bond?

Chaos Episode II: Why is everyone in a trauma bond?

Another rambling podcast where I try to figure out why all the couples are so bad… 😳😫🤔
Jun 03, 202236:56
Chaos Episode I — Port Charles is a mess 😂

Chaos Episode I — Port Charles is a mess 😂

Recap of this week’s GH — dedicated to Suzy (aka @effexorfan420 on Twitter!)
Apr 23, 202239:18
Who Was Trying To Call Taggert?

Who Was Trying To Call Taggert?

Tribute to Sydney Mikayla and the warmest of welcomes to Tabyana Ali!! Also a breakdown of this week’s GH
Mar 26, 202252:08
How Miserable is Everyone in Port Charles: 2022 Edition

How Miserable is Everyone in Port Charles: 2022 Edition

I hit 1200 followers on Twitter!!! Here’s a podcast 😂
Mar 12, 202254:07
The Rant episode!!!

The Rant episode!!!

Hey everyone!! I know it’s been a while but I decided to rant about GH and record that rant. This is that Rant.
Jan 29, 202243:34
We need to talk about Soul Theft…

We need to talk about Soul Theft…

The Real Problems with the Soul Theft storyline are indicative of the problems with General Hospital…
Dec 26, 202130:32
Port Misery Live!!!!

Port Misery Live!!!!

After two week hiatus… I am back live on Twitter!! Here’s a two week recap with some great guests helping breakdown why everyone is so miserable!!!
Dec 14, 202102:29:35
8 days of GH and nothing happened 😂

8 days of GH and nothing happened 😂

OMG…this was almost the lost episode…but here’s he recap of the last week and a half 😂
Nov 28, 202145:33
Return of the Straggler Stories? - Theater School Island

Return of the Straggler Stories? - Theater School Island

Here’s the weeks recap: Nikolas is still trash, salt, spoons, and condoms, SoNa rising 😳
Nov 14, 202150:17
GH inception: A recap of a recap

GH inception: A recap of a recap

Quick recap of someone else’s recap and well… it happened. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Nov 14, 202110:59
Spencer “Last Name To Be Determined” Rising!!!! 👏🏽🍾😂

Spencer “Last Name To Be Determined” Rising!!!! 👏🏽🍾😂

This week’s recap!! Straggler Stories!!! CarSon mob shenanigans!!! Nikolas is trash!!
Nov 06, 202136:59
Nina’s Soul Theft Charges/ Nikolas Cassadine is Trash…

Nina’s Soul Theft Charges/ Nikolas Cassadine is Trash…

Here’s the weekly recap! Soul Thievery! Blonde Oppression! The garbage fire that is Nikolas!
Oct 31, 202156:58
Adventures in Crete…

Adventures in Crete…

Here’s this week’s recap! They’ve finally brought balance to this show. Not quality but balance 😂 Also, introducing the Back Burner Story!!!
Oct 24, 202139:24
CarSon versus SoNa versus Jarly versus JaBritt

CarSon versus SoNa versus Jarly versus JaBritt

Here’s the weekly recap of GH! What even is this show anymore? 😂
Oct 17, 202130:27
To complain or not to complain…

To complain or not to complain…

Are we negative Nancys when it comes to GH? My thoughts on GH Twitter criticism…
Oct 14, 202122:49
The Straggler Story Episode!!!

The Straggler Story Episode!!!

This week’s recap of GH. Every story was a random straggler story this week 😂
Oct 11, 202139:34
Sonny’s Lackluster Return continues

Sonny’s Lackluster Return continues

This week’s recap… Sonny versus Nik, Carly versus Nina, Vanna versus Ouzo!
Oct 02, 202132:31
How miserable is everyone…now…

How miserable is everyone…now…

Since it’s the beginning of season 59 I wanted to do a quick recap of how miserable all the current citizens of Port Charles are…
Sep 26, 202126:27
Unresolved Foolishness: Sonny Returns…

Unresolved Foolishness: Sonny Returns…

This week’s recap of GH…Sonny comes home with no fireworks whatsoever 🤷🏽‍♀️
Sep 24, 202127:06
It’s time for a GH history lesson/Sonny Rising

It’s time for a GH history lesson/Sonny Rising

The writers need a history lesson obviously 🙄 but Sonny emerges from the Tan-O like a literal and figurative demon from Hell!!! 🔥
Sep 18, 202150:32
Showdown at the Tan-O… 🥫🧨😳

Showdown at the Tan-O… 🥫🧨😳

Recap of 9/6 - 9/10: Jax confronts Nina / Jarly kiss 😳 / Jordan’s in a coma again
Sep 11, 202146:19