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Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!

Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!

By Potty-Mouthed Chef

The debut memoir from radio personality and blogger Vickie van Dyke, read in the author's own voice. She has already cheated in the bedroom, hoping that finally finding the love of her life will make all of the ensuing torment worthwhile. But when Vickie’s husband and her lover’s wife find their own love, that torment escalates on every front. Learn how the author battles on through a mid-life she never anticipated, learning to cheat in the kitchen, get honest in the bedroom and pursue a truly authentic life. Recipes available:
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My Jewish Phase ... Part 2

Confessions of A Potty-Mouthed Chef: How to Cheat, Eat and Be Happy!May 22, 2021

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Epilogue ... part 2.

Epilogue ... part 2.

The end. 

Jun 06, 202103:43
Epilogue (part 1) ...

Epilogue (part 1) ...

So what happened with ... everybody. With an 'oops' at the end so Part 2 is on the way.

Jun 06, 202116:01
What Happened With Robert?
Jun 06, 202109:43
Robert ... Are you an "I guy" or a "WE guy"?

Robert ... Are you an "I guy" or a "WE guy"?

The non-negotiables, the three magic words and the realization that Robert is not a WE guy ... yet. 

Jun 05, 202112:49
And Then Came Robert ...

And Then Came Robert ...

Can opposites really attract? Do younger guys really dig older women? How far would you drive for love? It all starts here ...

Jun 04, 202114:54
Hopeless (Helpless) Romantics ...
Jun 03, 202110:22
Let's Talk Tofu ... and more on Bruce #3!

Let's Talk Tofu ... and more on Bruce #3!

Yes, I learned to cook with tofu (recipes on Facebook) and yes, I kept drinking and eating meat. I also kept hoping that I might have found the last love of my life. Did I? Find out here ...

Jun 02, 202113:30
The Introduction of Bruce #3

The Introduction of Bruce #3

Is it possible for a teetotalling vegetarian and a carnivorous lush to forge a successful relationship? 

Jun 02, 202112:15
The Story of (the real) Bruce #1 ... worst online date in history!

The Story of (the real) Bruce #1 ... worst online date in history!

What looks good "on paper" is a disaster in reality! And how I finally ended up with Bruce #3!

Jun 02, 202114:33
Bruce #1 (who was really Bruce #2) and ... Pumpkin Spice Muffins
Jun 01, 202112:41
The End of Grover (and the continuation of the "Bruce" chapter) ...

The End of Grover (and the continuation of the "Bruce" chapter) ...

My desire for "closure with love" even after Grover sent me the most ridiculous email of all time ...

May 31, 202120:24
The Email to Kay ... (The "Bruce" episode continues ...)

The Email to Kay ... (The "Bruce" episode continues ...)

One of the most difficult emails I have ever written in my life ... written to my lover's ex-wife who was my ex-husband's lover. 

May 31, 202112:28
Bruce #1, Bruce #2 and Bruce #3 (and not necessarily in that order) ...

Bruce #1, Bruce #2 and Bruce #3 (and not necessarily in that order) ...

The on-line dating continues but not before a bout of depression, some therapy, dinner with Grover and a look back at what went wrong ... 

May 28, 202120:49
Chums Before Bums, Mushroom Lasagna and Just Desserts!
May 25, 202114:23
That Time I Drank A Little Too Much Wine ...
May 23, 202109:23
Currying Flavour
May 23, 202113:25
My Jewish Phase ... Part 2
May 22, 202108:47
My Jewish Phase ...
May 21, 202113:21
Pizzas and Flatbreads
May 20, 202109:24
Something's Fishy in Vancouver ... Part 2

Something's Fishy in Vancouver ... Part 2

Thrown into a tiny space for a week with Charlie, how did it go? Get the scoop here on my first post-Grover relationship!

May 20, 202107:26
Something's Fishy in Vancouver
May 19, 202113:24
Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 5

Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 5

The end of the Grover story ... for now. 

May 18, 202110:16
Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy Part 4 ...
May 18, 202117:24
Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 3

Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 3

More cheating, more emails, two confessions and ... the night it all blew up! 

May 18, 202114:36
Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy Part 2 ...

Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy Part 2 ...

The beginning of an affair. The cheating, the lies, the subterfuge and the pain. And the emails that kept us connected and consumed. 

May 18, 202116:22
Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 1

Artichokes, Asiago and Autonomy ... Part 1

The best pasta dish ever and ... the real story behind my cheating, in all its ugly, painful and bitter truth. 

May 17, 202118:45
Salad Days
May 17, 202112:27
Lettuce Entertain You ...
May 15, 202109:15
Dating Daze ... or Don't be an Artichicken!
May 13, 202111:21
Introduction Part 2 (after I let the barking puppy out) ...

Introduction Part 2 (after I let the barking puppy out) ...

    website  The rest of the beginning of the story, an admission of guilt and onward to online dating ...

May 12, 202102:14
Introduction - Part 1

Introduction - Part 1

It's all about the cheating. Well, in the beginning it's all about cheating in the kitchen. The "other" kind of cheating is coming up soon but to start, let's talk cooking ... website

May 12, 202111:52
Confessions of a Potty-Mouthed Chef - Prologue
May 11, 202110:07