The Pranks & Firth Podcast

One of the us takes our rightful place on the world’s stage. About time too if you ask me (the one who hasn’t taken their rightful place on the world’s stage, that would be arrogant obvs)

Lads on tour. Going to be mega. Wall to wall flange and will be even better once that moping pansy with purple hair fucka off home early. LEGENDSSSSSSSAAS!

We don’t even know what happened to our lord and saviour. SHAME ON US!!!!!

One does not have to be either casting or having stones cast upon them. The stone is not complicit in direction thrown or aware of the pain it causes. In another time the same stone will be cast for a different reason against new flesh. Morality is not absolute, it ebbs and flows but bones are rigid and remain broken.

The man may try, but he will never succeed.

Stand up if you hate the other team! Two Russian soldiers underneath a tank: B-U-M-M-I-N-G

Peek A Boooooooooo!

Valhalla can be a cell as much as a field. Imprisonment is a state of mind and they ask you to shackle yourself by encouraging self radicalisation of normal thoughts. Send us money.

It’s still two blokes talking

A: Shallow

Please support the goodies. Them baddies can fuck right off - CORRECT?

I’m editing this week and the world is round and vaccines work….

It’s a cultural high water mark.

Is ultimately nothing

No it’s not you Irish tit, we talking like a mo-fo

There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt.

Chat attack all up in your ear minge

Who? The other one. Big head? No, the other one, whatsisname. The eagle. Oh him! No idea bruv

Panks is away… ash is here

Good chat, intermittent signal. Probably worth it. Patreon for 66% more of this shit

Mondays pod recorded on Monday for Monday consumption wether not or at future dates. It’s a podcast, get over it.

Fun podcast of illuminated chats and comedy nice talkings between heroes of humour endeavours

Albuquerque.

Just because you don’t find us funny doesn’t mean someone else might not like us. I mean, I doubt they do, but WHATEV’S you fucking CLOWN!!!! pWNED 😇🤣🙃

Of starting a brand new week with the same old bollocks. We solve EVERYTHING in this episode. Eat more fish.

Still fucking technically Mon-fucking -day isn’t it? Catch me outside Houaboudeat?

He’s dead because he had a massive head cold. This one was recorded a few weeks back. Sue me!!!!!!!!

Time is all relative

It’s a bonus special episode! Had to talk about it and we wanted it out asap so that is two free episodes on a bloody Monday of all days. Gotta be worth $1 minimum? Yeah, go on then.

Patreon us up you freeloading bell piece

This train a keeps a movin’ and that’s was tortures me. Patreon subscriber now get 3 eps a week. For real, dawg.

If you are a Patreon

Not a day late, bank holiday bruv. Piss off.

Listen to this. Really listen to it. Allow it into your ears and all up in your brain box. Expand your mind, contract your anus and take a long, hard look in the mirror. You are endless love and you are worthy of this episode of The Pranks and Firth Podcast. Also, go to Patreon and send us money, you cunt.

It’s another week starting on a Monday: Seems to be loads of them lately. So,why not have another podcast from the boys to kick things off in style?

He’s all alone and on his own. Your boy Jussie Peanuts shrambles. I just made that up, it’s a cross between shambles and rambles. Unless someone has already made it up, like shoelaces.

Justin it’s away ash tracks for a few minutes…. Let me know if you make it through this

Shorter than average but jam packed with juicy sound-jizz.

No

Ash is on home soil. Back in the land of Bovril, Moccasins and Heartbeat. The mystery BBC nonce named and shamed by the turbo lads. Jussie Pancakes blows the space myth WIDE OPEN LIKE YOUR MUM!

Ash is away but we recorded a podcast because we f-ing care ok!

Thanks for your ears listener

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Funny as Fudge…. Pnks edited it again so no idea what he’s left in

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Jon travokta, Philip Schofield and someone else were edited out of this podcast