Profane & Profound

THIS WEEK:

WE FINALLY HIT TRIPLE DIGITS!!! Issa celebration, bitches!!

And one of our heroic hosts did a lil TOO much celebrating, but we'll let you see for yourself which host that is.

Anyway -- we jump off the new year talkin' bout:

- How them MAGA Craggas done finally went full retard.

- Does Eminem have legit beef with Snoop?

- Can Master P make niggas give a fuck about Reebok again?

- What the fuck is Clubhouse?

- Hipgnosis strikes AGAIN!

- A person wild enough to wear Air Jordans with adidas pants will cut your gotdamn throat for NOTHING.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

The fellas will be somewhere getting drunk as shit to celebrate the end of 2020 and won't be available to record, so this week's episode is a compilation of clips from the past 30 episodes or so. You'll get to revisit some of the smart (and a lot of the stupid) shit we've discussed over the past year, like...

- Memphis cats and their WEIRD-ASS names!

- We shouldn't judge people's Blackness.

- It's probably AC Green's fault Magic caught HIV.

- There is only ONE Aunt Viv that matters.

- Ace Ventura is one of the coolest characters EVER.

- Silkk The Shocker makes Magoo sound like Nas.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

It's Christmas Day, so by default this is the Holiday Episode.

But we only spent like 10 minutes on that corny shit before getting to the good shit, such as:

- Is a championship ring a piece of jewelry to be worn or a trophy to be displayed?

- Whitefolks done gentrified "Chopped And Screwed"? SMH

- Fortunately, there's a DJ Screw biopic in the works to keep things in order.

- Is Stephen Jackson right about James Harden?

- Why would you smoke weed with no THC in it? That shit dumb.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

We're getting ready for this weekend's epic #Verzuz matchup with some eternal slaps from E-40 and Too $hort, then we dive into topics like...

- Why staging counterprotests against them MAGA mufuckas makes you look dumber than them

- Is Soulja Boy more of a legend than Nipsey Hussle?

- Who gave away $4 BILLION in the past 4 months?

- What we REALLY think of Kamala Harris.

- Is "checking in" still required when rappers travel?

- The FUNNIEST part of Coming To America.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Keith turns 40!!! Gotdamn that boy gettin' OLD!!

We actually recorded on the eve of the big day and Keith had some kickin' it to do, so we kept it relatively short so he could get outta here and bring his birthday in properly.

We discuss:

- The importance of understanding yourself.

- How Nate Parker's "American Skin" is about to be THE SHIT! (And is Spike Lee involved or not?)

- Why the government's lawsuit against Facebook seems like bullshit.

- Howcome Kanye didn't pay them folks?

- Why does Floyd Mayweather keep making these sucka moves?

- If a French Montana/Jim Jones Verzuz actually happens, will anybody watch?

- Why was Holyfield's head underneath Mike Tyson's?

- Remembering Natalie Desselle

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Since we missed last week because of Thanksgiving we spent this episode getting caught up on shit that happened while we were away, including:

- Does Nate Robinson deserve respect for takin' that ass-whoopin'?

- Are we REALLY about to boycott Chappelle's Show?

- Is the new Kevin Hart special funny or naw?

- What kinda nigga livestreams his liposuction procedure? The fuck is Funk Flex on?

- Remembering that bitch Don Imus, the pioneer of cancel culture.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

This episode was recorded while the Jeezy/Gucci Mane Verzuz was happening!

We prepared for and reacted to the biggest Verzuz to date with predictions, assumptions, picks and critiques! Are they gon fight? Will they have their wives with them? Will their wives fight? What's gon happen?? We had no idea!!

BUT ALSO:

- Why are rappers getting shot so often in Texas?

- How was that Fresh Prince reunion? What about that new Kevin Hart special?

- Why in the FUCK do we still use the Electoral College system?

- Was the vandalism of Nipsey's shopping plaza an insurance scam?

- Should Jeezy be calling people out on their level of "street"? And why does his album cover make him look like a nigga who paints frescoes?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- That bitch Trump STILL refuses to hold this L.

- Dealing with depression as a Black man.

- Howcome Black folks don't like "Seinfeld"?

- Is Kevin Hart still funny?

- Can Black folks be racist?

- Picnics are trash.

- The curious case of Quawan Charles.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Election 2020 is ratchet as fuck!

- Bernie Sanders is Miss Cleo.

- Joe Biden ain't got no eyebrows sometimes.

- Shopping as a grown man is hard sometimes.

- John Mattingly is a bitch ALL the time.

- Everybody in Oregon is about to be HIGH AS HELL!

- We must protect Keiajah Brooks.

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Pretty slow news week, so we spent time on some important topics like...

- Do people really give a damn about Colin Kaepernick's formative years?

- Jay-Z is selling drugs again. Shawn Kemp, too.

- Common is living one of the coldest single lives ever.

- The most professional way to tell somebody you will walk over there and FUCK THEM UP.

- Pregnant middle schoolers.

- Does T.I. really believe he can beat Jeezy AND Busta at the same time? We're not so sure he does...

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Why TI/Busta would be a better Verzuz than TI/Jeezy.

- What's going on in Nigeria? What is #EndSARS all about?

- Have we finally found out what REALLY happened the night Meg got hurt?

- Trying to win voters with a battle rap ad? Yall goin' for this pandering or naw?

- Barry O wants ALL the smoke.

- The problem with grand juries...

- What in the hell is Hipgnosis and why are so many artists agreeing to sell them their publishing?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Is this nigga Ice Cube trippin' or are WE trippin'? And will this Trump drama fuck with his career?

- The "Coming To America" sequel is comin' straight to Amazon Prime -- does this officially mean going to the movies is dead?

- Speaking of dead -- RIP to BBB. LaMelo said "fuck that shit, Pops."

- Saturday Night Live doesn't deserve Bill Burr. He's too damn good.

- Why do you vote?

- Cardi B's titties weak as hell.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Tamika Mallory said we ain't fuckin' with Daniel Cameron and Meg cosigned it -- what's up with that dude?

- The tragic irony of Jonathan Price.

- A VERY short list of trustworthy brothas without mustaches.

- Now is the PERFECT time for Diamond and Princess to get back in the rap game!

- Why is Da Brat talkin' so much?

- Why are they tryin' to bring Charlamagne down?

- Why did they leak that weak-ass Jay Electronica project?

- Cardi B is Michel'le. (We'll explain...)

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- So... Trump and Biden are the best we got to offer? Word?

- Willie Wilson is the shit.

- DMX got some of the hardest love songs ever.

- Man, fuck calculus.

- Why Fremont Street is WAY more fun than The Strip.

Among other things...

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SORRY FOR THE WAIT! We had difficulties of the technical variety.

But anyway...

THIS WEEK:

- Max-El is DRUNK.

- Are Stephanie Tanner's titties the reason Keith's son watches "Fuller House"? Let's investigate...

- Guess which former world heavyweight champion Dr. Dre's future ex-wife looks like?

- The Winslows had two of the trashest daughters in sitcom history. (We'll explain.)

- Orlando Brown done got clean! Hallelujah!!

- It's about to be Prime Time at Jackson State! Great look for HBCUs, but there's one team they STILL won't beat...

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

-Free heroine!

- Maya Moore's New Boo: From Lockdown To Pound Town

- Who the fuck sleeps with their socks on?

- What's next for Verzuz?

- Naomi Osaka is the Blasian we always wanted.

- Kanye is STILL talking?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- The tragic events of September 11, 2001 and other events we'll never forget

- How Charlamagne and Joe Budden are like Jay-Z and Dame Dash

- Canine handjobs?! Word?

- The unmitigated gall of Skip Bayless -- who in the fuck does he think he is?

- We ain't fuckin' wit "Cuties" (we aint finna #CancelNetflix, though)

- The fuck kinda e-mail costs $20,000 a month? That crazy bitch crazy.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Ownership is king.

- College was fun as hell.

- Percy Miller is brilliant.

- David Blaine is ass.

- The police aint shit.

- The Milwaukee Bucks have hit their ceiling.

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

In the wake of the attempted murder of Jacob Blake at the hands of police, we ask when is enough enough already? What will it take to get this shit to stop?

ON A SOMEWHAT LIGHTER NOTE:

- What's the REAL reason Mike Vick did two years?

- What impact would an NBA work stoppage have?

- How can a man as small as Tory Lanez have SO MUCH bitch in him?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

We discuss the indictment of Jam Master Jay's alleged murderers, take time to show love to America's teachers, and take a close look at some of the TRASH-ass clothes they had dudes wearing to play ball in White Men Can't Jump (like, who the fuck hoops with a hat on?).

ALSO:

- At what point does a gay person become gay?

- Do you realize how fuckin' COOL Ace Ventura is? Well allow us to show you...

- Will this proposed "Bel-Air" drama be any good?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

How do you deal with depression and the occasional shitty feeling we all get? What keeps you motivated? We talk about it for a minute...

BUT THEN WE GET TO SHIT LIKE:

- Questioning one's Blackness: Fair or Foul?

- Everybody needs to shut the fuck up about "WAP."

- The Curious Case of Connor Hinnant.

- Roy Jones, Jr. had his execution stayed. Lucky him.

- A trip down a YouTube rabbit hole starring some girl named "Saweetie," a loose pitbull, a Black man with no mustache and Darvin Ham.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

What happens when you get an infection so bad your dick falls off? Why, you get a new one built into your arm, of course. Duh...

Also:

- Which was a bigger show of stupid: Trump's Axios interview or Biden's NAHJ interview?

- Are the Migos getting robbed? And is it over for Quality Control?

- The fuck is wrong with Talib Kweli?

- Jalen Rose's Hairline: Legit or Bullshit?

- A college degree from Roc Nation? Word?

- Even on a show that makes jokes about every-damn-thing, there is NOTHING we found funny about the explosion in Beirut and the destruction it caused. Not a damn thing.

Among other topics...

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THIS WEEK:

We talk places Black folks should NEVER visit, why Drake going indie would NOT change the game and why "Throw Some D's" is a certified Negro Spiritual.

Also...

- We REALLY don't want Mike Tyson to fight... but we still gon watch.

- Herman Cain died and it says a lot...

- How is MacKenzie Scott out here single with $37 BILLION??? We lookin' for her...

- Fuck Donald Trump and J.W. Lucas.

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

When there's not a lot of news we care about, things can get hectic. This episode is all over the place...

We find out:

- What kinda stupid-ass people jump out of planes FOR FUN??

- How fast will you die if you're drowning and Max-El is the only person there to help?

- Why don't people have more respect for the ocean's gangsta?

- Can Andrew Gillum's career recover from him being caught with his ass out?

- Who knew Jay-Z could pull such a sucka move?

- Why do people call Kim K a hoe?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

It was a SUPER slow news week, so we spend waaay too much time discussing the T.I./50 Cent situation. Mainly, we try to figure out why Tip seems so damn angry. He must not realize the Verzuz battles are all about LOVE. Somebody should tell him issa celebration, shawty.

Other than that, we touch thrilling topics like:

- What in the fuck is Kanye talkin' about in that Forbes interview?

- Will Trump finally give up his tax returns now the SCOTUS said he has to? (Doubt it.)

- How many times will Angela Rye be a guest on Charlamagne's new show? Our guess is several.

- You know how to CALMLY ride a rollercoaster? Just scream in your heart.

And a couple other things, but that's pretty much it. Told you it was a slow week.

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THIS WEEK:

Happy birthday, Mike Tyson!

Why is August Alsina snitchin'?!

Why is DJ Akademiks here?

Why won't Terry Crews shut the fuck up?

"I am Shakespeare in the flesh, WALT DISNEY."

AMONGST OTHER THINGS!!

(Nothing too serious this week. Just good times being had.)

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THIS WEEK:

It's a damn shame what they did to Aunt Viv. Why would they change the character so drastically just because they switched the actor? Max and Keith try to figure it out.

Also:

- Can you believe it's been 11 years since Michael Jackson died?

- Are we the only ones who DON'T wanna see Mike Tyson fight again?

- Justice for Elijah Clark and CASH ANTONIO SMITH THE FUCK OUT.

- It's still FUCK NASCAR!!

- You ever heard gangsta rap played on a xylophone, muthafucka??

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

So Trump is the one who made Juneteenth popular, huh? Do you believe all these hangings were really suicides? Can you believe Chappelle wasn't funny? Why are white newsmen allowed to be "blacker" on TV than Black newsmen? Do woke niggas ever sleep?

Amongst other pressing issues...

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THIS WEEK:

Did "Be Water" belong on ESPN? What was your game like in middle school? Why Terry Crews STAY sayin' some sucka shit? How do fake titties feel? What does "defund the police" even mean? Why do people watch funerals on TV? What's up with foot fetishes? Buttsex is gross.

Among other things...

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We wish Breonna Taylor was here to celebrate her 27th birthday, and are looking forward to the day her murderers in blue are convicted. We remain hopeful that day will come.

THIS WEEK:

We get into the ongoing nationwide demonstrations raging in the wake of George Floyd's murder at the hands of the police, and try to figure out why ALLLL these whitefolks and major corporations being so involved seems so... weird.

But THEN we get into the bullshit, like --

- How the fuck did Don Lemon get un-cancelled?

- Big Meech wants to give BMF a rebrand?

- Howcome people don't realize Ice-T is the coldest hustler in the game?

- Why Freddie Gibbs cook LL like that?

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

We discuss how tired we are of Blacks being feared and criminalized and hunted just for existing. Enough is enough already.

But then we lighten up a bit and discuss some other DEEP issues, including:

- Who in the fuck is "Doja Cat" and why are people mad at her?

- Is the NBA really coming back?!

- Why is Dirk Nowitzki considered a great basketball player? And what happened to the traditional big-man game?

- Does Trump really think he can hurt Twitter?

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Who else but Joe Rogan?

- What's the cure for impostor syndrome?

- How dope was "The Last Dance"?

- Could Mike REALLY average 45 in today's NBA?

- Is Scottie Pippen a sucka?

- Have you seen Drake's crib?

- Why is Method Man SO ill at his age?

- Is this Mike Tyson return a good thing?

Amongst other things...

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This episode was all over the place. So much so that we couldn't even name it. *shrugs*

Anyway...

THIS WEEK:

We go deep on the Ahmaud Arbery case and reminisce on the several personalities we've lost recently.

On a lighter note...

-What you gon' do if Mike Tyson slaps yo mama?
-Will working from home become a permanent thing?
-Can Nelly's catalog fuck with Luda's?
-Why they making Scottie look so bad in "The Last Dance"?
-For real, though -- what are the rules in Heaven?

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

Keith returns to bring balance back to the show and the Pimpish Pair tackles some TOUGH issues like,

-Can you have sex in heaven?

- Who the fuck invented the saxophone?

- Why is a harp so damn big?

- Do white women watch "Insecure"?

- Did real nigga lil kids watch Captain Planet?

- Is Michael Jordan a snitch?

- The fuck is wrong with Draymond?

Among other things...

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To commemorate the 25th anniversary of "The Infamous," we're dropping this exclusive interview Max-El conducted with Prodigy back in 2011.

The interview was for a short piece intended for this local magazine, but the piece was ultimately shelved and this interview has been collecting dust on Max's hard drive for the past 9 years.

And seeing as how today is a day to celebrate the Mobb, we figured it's the perfect time to drop it.

So... yeah. That's the explanation.

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THIS WEEK:

- Is #blackAF wack as fuck?
- Bumper Fucking Robinson.
- Detergent?! Is this nigga Trump crazy?
- Michelle Obama ain't fuckin' wit y'all.
- The Last Dance was good as hell!!

...And a couple more things, but not really. Ain't shit goin' on.

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THIS WEEK:

The energy wasn't the greatest, but a brotha got it done. Short episode with SUPER random topics, including...

- Why is the Department Of Labor so trash?

- Why are some people so fuckin' stupid?

- If they INSIST on going to church anshit, why don't we just lock em in there til this shit is over?

- Why'd they take so long to drop "The Last Dance"?

- Why are bald niggas complaining about barbers being unavailable?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

The team is still quarantined, so this week the most beautifullest co-host in this world slides into Keith's seat for a quick chat about dat 'Rona and its potential effects on society.

Also:

- The Philippines is NOT playin' with this "stay-at-home" shit. STAY YO ASS AT HOME!!!

- Tiger King was GOOD! Fuck what yall talkin' 'bout!

- Everybody in prison is on death row.

And maybe one or two other things, but probably not. If you wanna find out...

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THIS WEEK:

- Once again, that 'Rona got Max-El all alone-a. He's sad.

- How are you utilizing all this unexpected free time?

- How dope are all these livestreamed "Quarantine Parties"?

- How long before record labels start hating on said parties?

- Jon Jones got arrested AGAIN?

- You got sympathy for Andrew Gillum? Neither do we.

- Why do people think Yosemite Sam is more gangsta than Elmer Fudd?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- We only have 50% of the hosts but 100% of the action!

- Why does Barack Obama follow an old-faced pornstar on Twitter?

- If you watch Erykah Badu in concert while burning "Badu Pussy" incense, what effect will it have on your life?

- Is Reggie Miller overrated? How 'bout Dirk?

- When will this coronavirus shit end?

- Why did Jay Electronica put this shit out? WHY?!

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Coronavirus is killin' EVERYTHING!

- How one HS principal is killin' the fun while another is killin' the concept of consent!

- Mint Condition vs New Edition: Who's killin' who?

- Jail is gon' kill Weinstein!

- If this Jay Electronica album has a buncha beats with no drums, we gon kill him!

- This is the GYM -- stop tryin' to kill everybody with your doo-doo mist!

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Why are artists signed to Roc Nation gifted Roc-A-Fella chains? Roc Nation IS NOT Roc-A-Fella!

ALSO...

- Is Meg really getting robbed?

- When did Waka Flocka become the most honest nigga in the game?

- Is Joe Budden the last person in America who wears his hat backwards?

- Why does Tony Romo make so much more than Stephen A.?

- Why would you just wanna be outside?

- There are monsters in the ocean.

- Are Jeff Bezos and Adam Silver the ugliest white men alive?

Among other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Remember that dog of yours that died? Well, run that bitch back!!

- What in the fuck has gotten into Royce?

- Who turned down 800 million dollars?

- Glenn from Gary got robbed.

- Niggas be huggin'.

- What's up wit this Coronavirus shit?

- The fuck is Floyd doin' with all his money?

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Who bought all the Badu Pussy?

- Maybe Black folks just shouldn't do chicken commercials...

- Why do people think flats are better than drums?

- What took the FBI so long to label White Supremacist groups as terrorist organizations?

- How dope was the All-Star Game? And did anybody else notice Giannis picked all the Africans?

- What's the best porn name you can think of?

And some other shit, too.

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THIS WEEK:

- Forehead tattoos?! Seriously?

- We believing Snoop's apology?

- Is this Jay Electronica shit real?

- What if Pac was still alive?

- Why is The Masked Singer so popular?

- Howcome Wayne still doesn't talk about anything in his music?

- How can the NBA revive the All-Star Game?

- What's up with Taxstone and NORE?

Among other random shit...

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THIS WEEK:

- What the fuck was Gayle thinking?

- Who wants to smell like somebody's pussy?

- How many "Power" spinoffs will there be?

- When did Jamaica get dispensaries?

- What's wrong with fuckin' in the snack aisle?

- Rush fuckin' Limbaugh?!

And some other shit, too...

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THIS WEEK:

- What are some of your favorite Kobe moments?

- What happened to all the thugs in the NBA?

- Is divine intervention real?

- Did she really say "Nakers" or is she full of shit?

- Who in the fuck is Billie Eilish?

Amongst other things...

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THIS WEEK:

- Are whitefolks trying to steal "smang it"?

- Who is the most gangsta Looney Tunes character?

- Does Laila Ali really want smoke with Claressa Shields?

- When we say Akon has his own money, we mean he has HIS OWN MONEY!!

- When did Prince Akeem get a babymama and who the fuck is she?

Amongst other things...

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