This story belongs to author and gift-to-humanity Chuck Tingle.

If you like this episode, please check out the book it came from: https://amzn.to/34wyZep

I also suggest checking out the rest of Chuck Tingle's books as they are brilliantly humorous and unreasonably sexy at times.

Dear Chuck Tingle,

If you ended up here somehow... HI THERE, BUCKAROO! If you want me to take this down, just let me know, but I hope you enjoy my take on your book before that. Keep up the great work, friend!

SINcerely,

ProxyFox

Shhhhh... they'll hear us.