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The Pussy Centipede #16: Orchestral Movements In The Dark

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The Pussy Centipede #1: Doctor Of Puppies (Special Edition Remastered)
Begin The Pussy Centipede journey anew with this special edition remastered version of episode one! Meet Doctor Of Puppies and Scorpionson the scorpion again with high definition hi-fi sound!!! I'd like to give a very special thanks to  @SMiRKtheALiEN for his excellent work on creating these special edition episodes! Make sure to hit him up on Twitter!   If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website!  Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well! Bunnula Productions has released the first episode of our new TV series Pussy High!  Make sure to check it out and subscribe to our YouTube channel!
02:32
May 24, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #50: Princess Di! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Welcome to another totally amazing episode of The Pussy Centipede! In today's episode Kate Middleton faces a threat to her queendom, and we also have a very special voice message from The Pussy Centipede's own superfan Tinker Buff!  We'd also like to thank our new sponsor Skeleton Girls! Gynarchy and femdom forever!   If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website!  Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well! Bunnula Productions has released the first episode of our new TV series Pussy High!  Make sure to check it out and subscribe to our YouTube channel!
12:59
May 22, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #49: Duran Duran Lily Allen AIDS Mask Herpes Face
  Today's episode of The Pussy Centipede is possibly the most exciting episode yet! Not only is it hosted by princess Kate Middleton but it also features British superstars Simon LeBon and Lily Allen! This episode is a tribute to British culture, and '80s horror slasher films, and features a score by the talented White Bat Audio!  If you're in need of royalty free horror music make sure to check out his channel on Youtube! This episode was recorded using a vintage Realistic brand dynamic cardioid microphone, it's from Radio Shack in the '80s so it totally helped with the retro feel!  If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website!  Make sure to follow us on Instagram as well!  And take care friends!  
13:30
May 15, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #48: Kate Middleton, "The Queen Of Nowhere"
In today's episode of The Pussy Centipede we welcome our newest host Kate Middleton, future queen of England!  But what happened to Kid Clit?  You'll have to listen to find out! If you're a fan of The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us on Instagram and go to the official site of The Pussy Centipede www.pussytantrum.com We here at The Pussy Centipede would like to thank our only fan, Tinker Buff!  Make sure to follow him on Instagram because he's a great guy!  Do us a favor and share the show with your friends, and if you can, please leave a review on the podcasting platform of your choice.  The Pussy Centipede is the best podcast ever and more people need to know about it!   If you'd like to support the show you can also do it by purchasing an Ebook from Bunnula Publishing.  
12:31
May 8, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #47: The Return Of Bobby Trendy!!!
In this totally exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede: Bobby Trendy, the notorious master of glue guns returns!!! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us on Instagram and check out our official site www.pussytantrum.com If you'd like to support the show please consider buying one of our official Bunnula t-shirts (go to www.pussytantrum.com for the link to the shirt!).  
11:32
May 1, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #46: Bunnula's Sleep Snack
Welcome to a new episode of The Pussy Centipede!  This is possibly one of the most amazing episodes in the entire history of the show, especially since it was sponsored by Cumtown and Burger King!  Imagine if Cumtown teamed up with Burger King to create a special extra juicy burger?  Wouldn't you like it to fill up your mouth and run over the corners of your lips? In today's episode we begin to explore the origins of everybody's favorite bunny horror host, Bunnula the bunny vampire!!!! This episode was recorded on a Tascam Ministudio Porta03 MK2 four track cassette recording machine, and the sound was captured using a ribbon mic!  I am happy to announce that I have gotten my hands on a Sony MiniDisc recorder, and hopefully next week's episode will be recorded on MiniDisc in our ongoing quest to capture perfect sound forever! I'd like to give a special shoutout to our superfan Tinker Buff, a bunny model who has given our show a ton of love on Instagram.  Please follow him and tell him how awesome he is!   Also, if you enjoy The Pussy Centipede, make sure to follow us on Instagram and check out our official website www.pussytantrum.com for a link to the official limited edition Bunnula t-shirt!
12:45
April 24, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #45: Rilo Kiley And My Slumbering Heart
Kid Clit is back in this stunning new episode of The Pussy Centipede!  Scorpionson Jr. has traveled back in time to the first episode, back to when his mother was still alive.  Listen now to experience their touching reunion!!! If you're into The Pussy Centipede please make sure to check out our official website www.pussytantrum.com and our official Instagram account for more great content!   Also please consider becoming a sponsor, even if you don't wish to pledge money you can also support us by leaving a review on the podcast platform of your choice and sharing links to the show on social media!!!
11:51
April 17, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #44: The City On The Edge Of Forever
Time is not a straight line, in this cosmic episode of The Pussy Centipede! Join Bunnula, Doctor Of Kitties, Scorpionson Junior, and everyone else on another crazy adventure! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please consider becoming a supporter and please follow us on Instagram! 
14:46
April 10, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #43: The Worst Podcast On The Left!
In today's episode of The Pussy Centipede: Scorpionson Jr. and Doctor Of Kitties are attacked by a trio of angry podcasters! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please consider becoming a supporter, but if you're too poor you could at least share the show on the social media of your choice.  Also, make sure to follow Bunnula on Instagram!
07:33
April 9, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #42: Creepy Crimes Podcast #1: The Mysterious Death Of Kurt Sova
In today's episode Doctor Of Kitties and Scorpionson Jr. (under their new identities Professor Of Kitties and Scoop Zero) record the first episode of their new true crime podcast Creepy Crimes.  In their first episode they cover the mysterious 1981 death of a teenager named Kurt Sova, a story that originally aired on Unsolved Mysteries in 1988.   The Pussy Centipede is the only podcast recorded on cassette tape!  Make sure to follow us on Instagram: @jillbanner69  Also check out the official home of The Pussy Centipede at www.pussytantrum.com!
23:59
March 27, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #41: All Scorpions Are Born In Late February (featuring Safiya Nygaard!)
I am Bunnula, host of The Pussy Centipede!  I want to welcome you to the future and invite you to become a part of history!  Episode #41 is the first podcast to ever be recorded on cassette tape! Scorpionson Jr. and Doctors Of Kitties continue on their journey to Wendy's and they are joined by Youtube superstar Safiya Nygaard! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us on Instagram @JillBanner69 Also go to www.pussytantrum.com 
11:43
March 20, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #40: Sneakers And Stockings (Featuring Special Guest John Lydon of Public Image Limited)!
Scorpionson Jr. and Doctor Of Kitties head to Wendy's to save Michael Jackson and Vincent Price from The Creeps, but trouble ensues along the way when they encounter a Mustang full of Mexicans! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please follow our Instagram: @jillbanner69
08:51
March 17, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #39: Mwah Ha Ha!
Bunnula, the creepy new host of The Pussy Centipede, continues his creepy story of Doctor Of Kitties and Scorpionson Jr. in prison!!! Mwah ha ha! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us @jillbanner69 on Instagram!
07:31
February 27, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #38: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Four
In this new episode of The Pussy Centipede our humble narrator Kid Clit continues the thrilling and disturbing tale of Doctor Of Kitties and his sick obsession with Anabelle! Surprises are in store for everyone in what is possibly the most wildin' out episode yet! If you like The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow us on Insta @jillbanner69
06:13
February 26, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #37: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Three
The tale of This Sweet Kittyness continues as cum diet advocate Matt Cristano confronts Doctor Of Kitties about his poor diet! The keep up with Pussy Tantrum and The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow @jillbanner69 on Instagram!
07:55
February 7, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #36: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two
The Pussy Centipede continues the thrilling tale of Doctors Of Kitties and his demented love for Annabelle in This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two!!! Follow Pussy Tantrum @jillbanner69!
09:27
February 6, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #35: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter One
The Pussy Centipede returns with a bold and ambitious new storyline!   This Sweety Kittyness pays homage to the work of Patricia Highsmith and tells the story of a young Doctor Of Kitties and an obsessive love that almost destroyed his career! I hope you enjoy it and, if you like The Pussy Centipede, please find me on Instagram: @jillbanner69.  I was totally banned from Twitter for life!
06:12
January 28, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #34: Bobby Trendy's Last Stand
Things come to a head in this episode of The Pussy Centipede when Mila Kunis and Detective Of Dinosaurs are forced to have a violent confrontation with Bobby Trendy and Kid Clit! This episode is sponsored by author David Germain, check out his book Censor Monkeys Have No Class: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FND2VNS/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_0ypoCb989NSXE Follow The Pussy Centipede on Twitter: @pussytantrum
20:38
January 11, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!
In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers! This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV.  Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!
11:12
January 9, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson's Improper Cum Guilt
In this totally new and awesome episode of The Pussy Centipede: Paul Joseph Watson confesses to the cause of his cumlimia disorder, and Detective Of Dinosaurs gets involved with the puppy kidnapping case!   This episode sponsored by The Internet Astronauts and their new show Snake Pit, check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNetNauts And make sure to follow @MarkKiazyk on Twitter to find out more about the show!
09:56
January 8, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #31: The Moon In Vaginal Retrograde
Things take a crazy turn on The Pussy Centipede when the moon enters vaginal retrograde!  
06:36
January 3, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #30: Global Centipede
The Pussy Centipede takes a time jump to the year 2020, to give you a taste of the future!
06:52
January 2, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #29: First Aid Kit Fireworks
Bobby Trendy must fulfill his obligation to The Snakes Of Terabithia.  The BBC News features a story on global billionaire Dickian Suckacocksman! Welcome to 2019, the year that The Pussy Centipede broke!
11:04
January 1, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #28: Voice Death
In this, the VERY last episode of The Pussy Centipede of 2018, an abortion occurs!  But not really, it's just that the episode aborted itself because my voice is too fucked up from having a lung infection!  
03:59
December 31, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #27: The Cum Whisperer
In the crappiest episode yet Kid Clit confesses his AIDS, Slithers confesses his love for Bobby Trendy, and the Doctor Of Kitties' dream of building a puppy centipede approaches reality! 
09:26
December 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #26: William S. Burroughs' The Queef They Called Him
In today's very special Christmas episode, narrated by our special guest William S. Burroughs, Doctor Of Kitties gets raped!
10:38
December 20, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #25 Paul Joseph Watson's Cum Karaoke Adventure In British Town!
In an episode that runs parallel to episode #24, while Doctor Of Kitties is blowing off some steam at the karaoke bar Paul Joseph Watson heads to the karaoke bar in British town to blow off some steam off his own and hopefully curb his desire to vomit up cum.
08:45
December 18, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #24: Kitty Karaoke
Doctor Of Kitties goes to the karaoke bar to blow off some steam.
05:54
December 15, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #23: Cum Wars
Bobby Trendy's trip to Cincinnati is sidelined by some shocking news: his beloved stepfather has mysteriously commit suicide. Bobby and Slithers are forced to travel to Columbus, Ohio to Bobby's stepfather's apartment where they discover a mysterious paperback called Cum Wars.
07:04
December 13, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #22: The Cumlimic States Of America!
Ashton Kutcher invests in a box of puppies much to Mila Kunis' dismay! Paul Joseph Watson struggles with hiding his cumlimia from Doctor Of Kitties! Bobby Trendy hijacks an airplane!
09:35
December 11, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #21: The Rise Of Doctor Of Kitties and Paul Joseph Watson!
The Pussy Centipede is back and things have changed. Doctor of Puppies is no more, and it's time for Doctor Of Kitties to take center stage!
06:45
November 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #20: Genital Hernia Event
The most important episode ever, The Genital Hernia event destroys The Pussy Centipede universe so that it can rise up from the ashes like a rebooted phoenix bird!
07:15
September 19, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #19: Brian From Wings
Brian From Wings!
13:26
September 7, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #18: Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!
Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!
05:45
September 4, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #16: Orchestral Movements In The Dark
Clitoral Movements In The Dark
07:44
August 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #15: Doctor Of Puppies No More!
Things take a dark turn for Doctor of Puppies!
06:05
August 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #14: Jason Goes To Hell Special!
Special Tribute to Jason Goes To Hell featuring Creighton Duke.
05:49
August 29, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #12: Bobby Trendy Hears A Spookypasta!
Scorpionsin tells a spooky story to Bobby Trendy!
07:27
August 23, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #11: Gwyneth Paltrow In The Puppy Dungeon!
Gwyneth and Meowley in the puppy's dungeon!
05:34
August 23, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #10: Matt Stevens!
Matt Stevens cums to Italy with a few days to kill!
06:35
August 20, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #9: The Werewolf Song
Scorpionson continues telling the story of the kitty massacre at the Jazz Festival and recreates the moment where the werewolf took the stage and sung the The Werewolf Song!
03:05
August 13, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #8: Dracula Attacks!
Scorpionson Confronts Dracula At The Jazz Festival. Featuring Special Guest Mr. Deadman (@MrDeadManDT) as the voice of Dracula!!!
03:35
August 12, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #7: Trouble At The Jazz Festival!
Trouble At The Jazz Festival
05:18
August 9, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #6: Dodge Challenger
Your Life Is Not Valid Unless You Drive A Dodge Challenger!
06:42
August 8, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #5: Italian Hayden Christensen
Bobby Trendy and Italian Hayden Christensen argue over glue.
04:53
August 6, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #4: Sexual Chess
Sexual chess.
06:56
July 31, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #3: Bobby Trendy's Glue Gun
Bobby Trendy arrives.
06:05
July 29, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #2: Gwyneth Paltrow's Crying Pussy
Scorpionson and Gwyneth Paltrow emerge.
07:01
July 15, 2018
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