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The Pussy Centipede #40: Sneakers And Stockings (Featuring Special Guest John Lydon of Public Image Limited)!
Scorpionson Jr. and Doctor Of Kitties head to Wendy's to save Michael Jackson and Vincent Price from The Creeps, but trouble ensues along the way when they encounter a Mustang full of Mexicans! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please follow our Instagram: @jillbanner69
08:51
March 17, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #39: Mwah Ha Ha!
Bunnula, the creepy new host of The Pussy Centipede, continues his creepy story of Doctor Of Kitties and Scorpionson Jr. in prison!!! Mwah ha ha! If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us @jillbanner69 on Instagram!
07:31
February 27, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #38: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Four
In this new episode of The Pussy Centipede our humble narrator Kid Clit continues the thrilling and disturbing tale of Doctor Of Kitties and his sick obsession with Anabelle! Surprises are in store for everyone in what is possibly the most wildin' out episode yet! If you like The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow us on Insta @jillbanner69
06:13
February 26, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #37: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Three
The tale of This Sweet Kittyness continues as cum diet advocate Matt Cristano confronts Doctor Of Kitties about his poor diet! The keep up with Pussy Tantrum and The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow @jillbanner69 on Instagram!
07:55
February 7, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #36: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two
The Pussy Centipede continues the thrilling tale of Doctors Of Kitties and his demented love for Annabelle in This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two!!! Follow Pussy Tantrum @jillbanner69!
09:27
February 6, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #35: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter One
The Pussy Centipede returns with a bold and ambitious new storyline!   This Sweety Kittyness pays homage to the work of Patricia Highsmith and tells the story of a young Doctor Of Kitties and an obsessive love that almost destroyed his career! I hope you enjoy it and, if you like The Pussy Centipede, please find me on Instagram: @jillbanner69.  I was totally banned from Twitter for life!
06:12
January 28, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #34: Bobby Trendy's Last Stand
Things come to a head in this episode of The Pussy Centipede when Mila Kunis and Detective Of Dinosaurs are forced to have a violent confrontation with Bobby Trendy and Kid Clit! This episode is sponsored by author David Germain, check out his book Censor Monkeys Have No Class: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FND2VNS/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_0ypoCb989NSXE Follow The Pussy Centipede on Twitter: @pussytantrum
20:38
January 11, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!
In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers! This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV.  Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!
11:12
January 9, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson's Improper Cum Guilt
In this totally new and awesome episode of The Pussy Centipede: Paul Joseph Watson confesses to the cause of his cumlimia disorder, and Detective Of Dinosaurs gets involved with the puppy kidnapping case!   This episode sponsored by The Internet Astronauts and their new show Snake Pit, check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNetNauts And make sure to follow @MarkKiazyk on Twitter to find out more about the show!
09:56
January 8, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #31: The Moon In Vaginal Retrograde
Things take a crazy turn on The Pussy Centipede when the moon enters vaginal retrograde!  
06:36
January 3, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #30: Global Centipede
The Pussy Centipede takes a time jump to the year 2020, to give you a taste of the future!
06:52
January 2, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #29: First Aid Kit Fireworks
Bobby Trendy must fulfill his obligation to The Snakes Of Terabithia.  The BBC News features a story on global billionaire Dickian Suckacocksman! Welcome to 2019, the year that The Pussy Centipede broke!
11:04
January 1, 2019
The Pussy Centipede #28: Abortion Is Murder!
In this, the VERY last episode of The Pussy Centipede of 2018, an abortion occurs!  But not really, it's just that the episode aborted itself because my voice is too fucked up from having a lung infection!  
03:59
December 31, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #27: The Cum Whisperer
In the crappiest episode yet Kid Clit confesses his AIDS, Slithers confesses his love for Bobby Trendy, and the Doctor Of Kitties' dream of building a puppy centipede approaches reality! 
09:26
December 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #26: William S. Burroughs' The Queef They Called Him
In today's very special Christmas episode, narrated by our special guest William S. Burroughs, Doctor Of Kitties gets raped!
10:38
December 20, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #25 Paul Joseph Watson's Cum Karaoke Adventure In British Town!
In an episode that runs parallel to episode #24, while Doctor Of Kitties is blowing off some steam at the karaoke bar Paul Joseph Watson heads to the karaoke bar in British town to blow off some steam off his own and hopefully curb his desire to vomit up cum.
08:45
December 18, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #24: Kitty Karaoke
Doctor Of Kitties goes to the karaoke bar to blow off some steam.
05:54
December 15, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #23: Cum Wars
Bobby Trendy's trip to Cincinnati is sidelined by some shocking news: his beloved stepfather has mysteriously commit suicide. Bobby and Slithers are forced to travel to Columbus, Ohio to Bobby's stepfather's apartment where they discover a mysterious paperback called Cum Wars.
07:04
December 13, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #22: The Cumlimic States Of America!
Ashton Kutcher invests in a box of puppies much to Mila Kunis' dismay! Paul Joseph Watson struggles with hiding his cumlimia from Doctor Of Kitties! Bobby Trendy hijacks an airplane!
09:35
December 11, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #21: The Rise Of Doctor Of Kitties and Paul Joseph Watson!
The Pussy Centipede is back and things have changed. Doctor of Puppies is no more, and it's time for Doctor Of Kitties to take center stage!
06:45
November 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #20: Genital Hernia Event
The most important episode ever, The Genital Hernia event destroys The Pussy Centipede universe so that it can rise up from the ashes like a rebooted phoenix bird!
07:15
September 19, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #19: Brian From Wings
Brian From Wings!
13:26
September 7, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #18: Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!
Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!
05:45
September 4, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #16: Orchestral Movements In The Dark
Clitoral Movements In The Dark
07:44
August 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #15: Doctor Of Puppies No More!
Things take a dark turn for Doctor of Puppies!
06:05
August 30, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #14: Jason Goes To Hell Special!
Special Tribute to Jason Goes To Hell featuring Creighton Duke.
05:49
August 29, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #12: Bobby Trendy Hears A Spookypasta!
Scorpionsin tells a spooky story to Bobby Trendy!
07:27
August 23, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #11: Gwyneth Paltrow In The Puppy Dungeon!
Gwyneth and Meowley in the puppy's dungeon!
05:34
August 23, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #10: Matt Stevens!
Matt Stevens cums to Italy with a few days to kill!
06:35
August 20, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #9: The Werewolf Song
Scorpionson continues telling the story of the kitty massacre at the Jazz Festival and recreates the moment where the werewolf took the stage and sung the The Werewolf Song!
02:37
August 13, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #8: Dracula Attacks!
Scorpionson Confronts Dracula At The Jazz Festival. Featuring Special Guest Mr. Deadman (@MrDeadManDT) as the voice of Dracula!!!
03:35
August 12, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #7: Trouble At The Jazz Festival!
Trouble At The Jazz Festival
05:18
August 9, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #6: Dodge Challenger
Your Life Is Not Valid Unless You Drive A Dodge Challenger!
06:42
August 8, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #5: Italian Hayden Christensen
Bobby Trendy and Italian Hayden Christensen argue over glue.
04:53
August 6, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #4: Sexual Chess
Sexual chess.
06:56
July 31, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #3: Bobby Trendy's Glue Gun
Bobby Trendy arrives.
06:05
July 29, 2018
The Pussy Centipede #2: Gwyneth Paltrow's Crying Pussy
Scorpionson and Gwyneth Paltrow emerge.
07:01
July 15, 2018
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