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The Psychic World of El Gypto

The Psychic World of El Gypto

By El Gypto

Welcome to El Gypto's psychic world!

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The Psychic World of El GyptoMay 08, 2019

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WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM WISHMASTER ABOUT THE USE OF EVIL MAGIC?

WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM WISHMASTER ABOUT THE USE OF EVIL MAGIC?

What can we learn from the evil genie in Wishmaster about the evil use of magic?

If you need more psychic guidance go to www.psychic4hire.com

El Gypto is here for you in the spectral plane!

May 12, 202202:33
WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM KATY PERRY’S USE OF SATAN MAGIC?

WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM KATY PERRY’S USE OF SATAN MAGIC?

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What can we learn from Katy Perry’s use of Satan’s powers?

Recently, fashion designer Tom Ford dissed Katy Perry in the press, making fun of her for dressing like a hamburger at the Met Gala. Last night at the Met Gala, Katy Perry showed up in an Oscar De La Renta dress, looking amazing. All the press said that Tom Ford was made to look like a fool.

Obviously, Katy Perry is a beautiful woman, but to have such a great increase in beauty in such a short amount of time does take magic. Katy Perry is a well-known user of satanic magic and she obviously felt challenged by Tom Ford, and angry. She used her magic to increase her beauty to get revenge on Tom Ford.

I would not advise anyone to use Satanic magic but, with your own psychic abilities, you should learn to use your emotions to your advantage. Whether you’re feeling happy, sad, angry, or tired. All these emotions, with the inherent energy bursts they bring with them, can be directed towards increasing your magic abilities and psychic power.

So I think the best takeaway from the Tom Ford/Katy Perry debacle is that emotion can be used to increase your psychic powers and abilities.

If you would like more psychic help please hire El Gypto today!


May 03, 202202:10
Zac Efron's Face #1: High School Musical (2006)

Zac Efron's Face #1: High School Musical (2006)

Princess Mia Thermopolis-X and G.D. talk about Zac Efron's High School Musical, a 2006 film directed by Kenny Ortega.

Welcome to the face!

Zac Efron's Face! 

Nov 20, 202136:27
The Pussy Centipede: Radio WGWLF After Wednesday Weekly Five Songs You Can't Miss!

The Pussy Centipede: Radio WGWLF After Wednesday Weekly Five Songs You Can't Miss!

Episodes with music are only available on Spotify.

Let DJ Wigwolf take you on a rockin' journey and introduce you to five must hear songs.  Plus plenty of history and Scott Baio mythology.  

This episode features:

Pearl Charles - Only For Tonight

B.O.B with Rivers Cuomo - Magic

Katy Perry - Champagne Problems

Zara Larrson- Poster Girl

The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed 

Wigwolf - Wigwolf Superstar

Apr 01, 202127:37
The Pussy Centipede: Katy Perry Interviews Wigwolf About The Wet Ones On Indiegogo!
Mar 24, 202117:23
The Pussy Centipede #56: An Imitation Of Bunnula (Featuring Linnea Quigley)!
Jul 14, 201915:31
Meowula Attacks!!!

Meowula Attacks!!!

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Jun 27, 201903:46
The Pussy Centipede #55: Kitty To The Future

The Pussy Centipede #55: Kitty To The Future

In today's episode of The Pussy Centipede Bunnula tells the fantastic tale of Kitty Krueger, Duke Lucas, and their trip through time!!!

I'd like to thank horror writer Erik Handy for writing the script for this week's episode.  Please follow him on Twitter @ErikHandy and check out his Amazon store

I'd also like to thank our sponsors This American Life, Hillary Clinton, Alexander McQueen, Courtney Love, and Jussie Smollett!!!  We couldn't produce The Pussy Centipede without your help and support!!!

 July 15th is going to be the one year anniversary of The Pussy Centipede, and to celebrate we will have a very special guest narrator: Scream Queen Linnea Quigley, star of Night Of The Demons and Return Of The Living Dead!  I'm so honored to have Linnea work on the show!  She is the coolest! 

 Also make sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel Bunnula TV to watch the first live action show from Bunnula productions, Pussy High

 If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!


Jun 26, 201909:37
The Pussy Centipede #54: Spider Baby 2: Exterminator Of Raping

The Pussy Centipede #54: Spider Baby 2: Exterminator Of Raping

In today's very special episode of The Pussy Centipede our guest host Peter Cup O'Cum gets sequel AF by narrating the spidery tale of Spider Baby 2: Exterminator Of Raping!

Make sure to check out an interview with the creator of The Pussy Centipede on the new episode of Something Something podcast.  

 July 15th is going to be the one year anniversary of The Pussy Centipede, and to celebrate we will have a very special guest narrator: Scream Queen Linnea Quigley, star of Night Of The Demons and Return Of The Living Dead!  I'm so honored to have Linnea work on the show!  She is the coolest! 

 Also make sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch the first live action show from Bunnula productions, Pussy High

 If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!

Jun 18, 201908:20
The Pussy Centipede #53: An Imitation Of Grace

The Pussy Centipede #53: An Imitation Of Grace

Welcome to another episode of The Pussy Centipede!

In today's episode we are still following the adventures of Kate Middleton: The Clitless One as narrated by Mary Shelley!

Make sure that you stay until the end to hear a new original song by Kate Middleton!

This week I was lucky enough to be interviewed by Something Something Podcast!  Make sure to check out their site, it's a great show and I really enjoyed doing the interview!  Make sure to follow them on Instagram!

July 15th is going to be the one year anniversary of The Pussy Centipede, and to celebrate we will have a very special guest narrator: Scream Queen Linnea Quigley, star of Night Of The Demons and Return Of The Living Dead!  I'm so honored to have Linnea work on the show!  She is the coolest! 

 Also make sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch the first live action show from Bunnula productions, Pussy High

 We'd also like to thank our new sponsor Skeleton Girls! Gynarchy and femdom forever! 

 If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!

Jun 12, 201914:41
The Pussy Centipede #52: KATE MIDDLETON IS THE CLITLESS ONE EPISODE ONE THE REQUIEM OF PISSY WHISKERS BEGINS
Jun 04, 201908:49
The Pussy Centipede #51: The Stars You See In The Sky Are Zombies!!!

The Pussy Centipede #51: The Stars You See In The Sky Are Zombies!!!

Welcome to another episode of The Pussy Centipede!  In today's episode Princess Diana and Bunnula take a detour from the main storyline and explore an alternate universe by playing a form of exquisite corpse!

This episode also features the debut of Bunnula and Princess Diana's totally awesome new punk band The Royal Cunts!  Make sure to listen to the whole episode to hear their new single at the end! 

 We'd also like to thank our new sponsor Skeleton Girls! Gynarchy and femdom forever! 

 If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!

Bunnula Productions has released the first episode of our new TV series Pussy High!  Make sure to check it out and subscribe to our YouTube channel!

May 29, 201914:57
The Pussy Centipede #1: Doctor Of Puppies (Special Edition Remastered)

The Pussy Centipede #1: Doctor Of Puppies (Special Edition Remastered)

Begin The Pussy Centipede journey anew with this special edition remastered version of episode one!

Meet Doctor Of Puppies and Scorpionson the scorpion again with high definition hi-fi sound!!!

I'd like to give a very special thanks to  @SMiRKtheALiEN for his excellent work on creating these special edition episodes! Make sure to hit him up on Twitter!

  If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!

Bunnula Productions has released the first episode of our new TV series Pussy High!  Make sure to check it out and subscribe to our YouTube channel!

May 24, 201902:32
The Pussy Centipede #50: Princess Di! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

The Pussy Centipede #50: Princess Di! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Welcome to another totally amazing episode of The Pussy Centipede!

In today's episode Kate Middleton faces a threat to her queendom, and we also have a very special voice message from The Pussy Centipede's own superfan Tinker Buff

We'd also like to thank our new sponsor Skeleton Girls! Gynarchy and femdom forever! 

 If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter as well!

Bunnula Productions has released the first episode of our new TV series Pussy High!  Make sure to check it out and subscribe to our YouTube channel!

May 22, 201912:59
The Pussy Centipede #49: Duran Duran Lily Allen AIDS Mask Herpes Face

The Pussy Centipede #49: Duran Duran Lily Allen AIDS Mask Herpes Face

 

Today's episode of The Pussy Centipede is possibly the most exciting episode yet! Not only is it hosted by princess Kate Middleton but it also features British superstars Simon LeBon and Lily Allen!

This episode is a tribute to British culture, and '80s horror slasher films, and features a score by the talented White Bat Audio!  If you're in need of royalty free horror music make sure to check out his channel on Youtube!

This episode was recorded using a vintage Realistic brand dynamic cardioid microphone, it's from Radio Shack in the '80s so it totally helped with the retro feel! 

If you're enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede.  You can also get the official Bunnula t-shirt, just find the link in the menu of our official Pussy Tantrum website! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram as well!  And take care friends!  

May 15, 201913:30
The Pussy Centipede #48: Kate Middleton, "The Queen Of Nowhere"

The Pussy Centipede #48: Kate Middleton, "The Queen Of Nowhere"

In today's episode of The Pussy Centipede we welcome our newest host Kate Middleton, future queen of England!  But what happened to Kid Clit?  You'll have to listen to find out!

If you're a fan of The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us on Instagram and go to the official site of The Pussy Centipede www.pussytantrum.com

We here at The Pussy Centipede would like to thank our only fan, Tinker Buff!  Make sure to follow him on Instagram because he's a great guy! 

Do us a favor and share the show with your friends, and if you can, please leave a review on the podcasting platform of your choice.  The Pussy Centipede is the best podcast ever and more people need to know about it!   If you'd like to support the show you can also do it by purchasing an Ebook from Bunnula Publishing.  

May 08, 201912:32
The Pussy Centipede #47: The Return Of Bobby Trendy!!!

The Pussy Centipede #47: The Return Of Bobby Trendy!!!

In this totally exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede: Bobby Trendy, the notorious master of glue guns returns!!!

If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us on Instagram and check out our official site www.pussytantrum.com

If you'd like to support the show please consider buying one of our official Bunnula t-shirts (go to www.pussytantrum.com for the link to the shirt!).  

May 01, 201911:33
The Pussy Centipede #46: Bunnula's Sleep Snack
Apr 24, 201912:46
The Pussy Centipede #45: Rilo Kiley And My Slumbering Heart
Apr 17, 201911:52
The Pussy Centipede #44: The City On The Edge Of Forever
Apr 10, 201914:46
The Pussy Centipede #43: The Worst Podcast On The Left!
Apr 09, 201907:34
The Pussy Centipede #42: Creepy Crimes Podcast #1: The Mysterious Death Of Kurt Sova
Mar 27, 201923:59
The Pussy Centipede #41: All Scorpions Are Born In Late February (featuring Safiya Nygaard!)
Mar 20, 201911:43
The Pussy Centipede #40: Sneakers And Stockings (Featuring Special Guest John Lydon of Public Image Limited)!

The Pussy Centipede #40: Sneakers And Stockings (Featuring Special Guest John Lydon of Public Image Limited)!

Scorpionson Jr. and Doctor Of Kitties head to Wendy's to save Michael Jackson and Vincent Price from The Creeps, but trouble ensues along the way when they encounter a Mustang full of Mexicans!

If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please follow our Instagram: @jillbanner69

Mar 17, 201908:51
The Pussy Centipede #39: Mwah Ha Ha!

The Pussy Centipede #39: Mwah Ha Ha!

Bunnula, the creepy new host of The Pussy Centipede, continues his creepy story of Doctor Of Kitties and Scorpionson Jr. in prison!!!

Mwah ha ha!

If you enjoy The Pussy Centipede please make sure to follow us @jillbanner69 on Instagram!

Feb 27, 201907:32
The Pussy Centipede #38: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Four

The Pussy Centipede #38: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Four

In this new episode of The Pussy Centipede our humble narrator Kid Clit continues the thrilling and disturbing tale of Doctor Of Kitties and his sick obsession with Anabelle!

Surprises are in store for everyone in what is possibly the most wildin' out episode yet!

If you like The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow us on Insta @jillbanner69

Feb 26, 201906:14
The Pussy Centipede #37: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Three

The Pussy Centipede #37: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Three

The tale of This Sweet Kittyness continues as cum diet advocate Matt Cristano confronts Doctor Of Kitties about his poor diet!

The keep up with Pussy Tantrum and The Pussy Centipede make sure to follow @jillbanner69 on Instagram!

Feb 07, 201907:55
The Pussy Centipede #36: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two

The Pussy Centipede #36: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two

The Pussy Centipede continues the thrilling tale of Doctors Of Kitties and his demented love for Annabelle in This Sweet Kittyness Chapter Two!!!


Follow Pussy Tantrum @jillbanner69!

Feb 06, 201909:27
The Pussy Centipede #35: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter One

The Pussy Centipede #35: This Sweet Kittyness Chapter One

The Pussy Centipede returns with a bold and ambitious new storyline!  

This Sweety Kittyness pays homage to the work of Patricia Highsmith and tells the story of a young Doctor Of Kitties and an obsessive love that almost destroyed his career!

I hope you enjoy it and, if you like The Pussy Centipede, please find me on Instagram: @jillbanner69.  I was totally banned from Twitter for life!

Jan 28, 201906:12
The Pussy Centipede #34: Bobby Trendy's Last Stand

The Pussy Centipede #34: Bobby Trendy's Last Stand

Things come to a head in this episode of The Pussy Centipede when Mila Kunis and Detective Of Dinosaurs are forced to have a violent confrontation with Bobby Trendy and Kid Clit!

This episode is sponsored by author David Germain, check out his book Censor Monkeys Have No Class: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FND2VNS/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_0ypoCb989NSXE


Follow The Pussy Centipede on Twitter: @pussytantrum

Jan 11, 201920:39
The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!

The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!

In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers!

This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV.  Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!

Jan 09, 201911:13
The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson's Improper Cum Guilt

The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson's Improper Cum Guilt

In this totally new and awesome episode of The Pussy Centipede:

Paul Joseph Watson confesses to the cause of his cumlimia disorder, and Detective Of Dinosaurs gets involved with the puppy kidnapping case! 

 This episode sponsored by The Internet Astronauts and their new show Snake Pit, check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNetNauts

And make sure to follow @MarkKiazyk on Twitter to find out more about the show!

Jan 08, 201909:57
The Pussy Centipede #31: The Moon In Vaginal Retrograde

The Pussy Centipede #31: The Moon In Vaginal Retrograde

Things take a crazy turn on The Pussy Centipede when the moon enters vaginal retrograde!  

Jan 03, 201906:36
The Pussy Centipede #30: Global Centipede

The Pussy Centipede #30: Global Centipede

The Pussy Centipede takes a time jump to the year 2020, to give you a taste of the future!

Jan 02, 201906:52
The Pussy Centipede #29: First Aid Kit Fireworks

The Pussy Centipede #29: First Aid Kit Fireworks

Bobby Trendy must fulfill his obligation to The Snakes Of Terabithia.  The BBC News features a story on global billionaire Dickian Suckacocksman! Welcome to 2019, the year that The Pussy Centipede broke!

Jan 01, 201911:04
The Pussy Centipede #28: Voice Death

The Pussy Centipede #28: Voice Death

In this, the VERY last episode of The Pussy Centipede of 2018, an abortion occurs!  But not really, it's just that the episode aborted itself because my voice is too fucked up from having a lung infection!  

Dec 31, 201803:59
The Pussy Centipede #27: The Cum Whisperer

The Pussy Centipede #27: The Cum Whisperer

In the crappiest episode yet Kid Clit confesses his AIDS, Slithers confesses his love for Bobby Trendy, and the Doctor Of Kitties' dream of building a puppy centipede approaches reality! 

Dec 30, 201809:26
The Pussy Centipede #26: William S. Burroughs' The Queef They Called Him

The Pussy Centipede #26: William S. Burroughs' The Queef They Called Him

In today's very special Christmas episode, narrated by our special guest William S. Burroughs, Doctor Of Kitties gets raped!
Dec 20, 201810:39
The Pussy Centipede #25 Paul Joseph Watson's Cum Karaoke Adventure In British Town!

The Pussy Centipede #25 Paul Joseph Watson's Cum Karaoke Adventure In British Town!

In an episode that runs parallel to episode #24, while Doctor Of Kitties is blowing off some steam at the karaoke bar Paul Joseph Watson heads to the karaoke bar in British town to blow off some steam off his own and hopefully curb his desire to vomit up cum.

Dec 18, 201808:46
The Pussy Centipede #24: Kitty Karaoke

The Pussy Centipede #24: Kitty Karaoke

Doctor Of Kitties goes to the karaoke bar to blow off some steam.
Dec 15, 201805:55
The Pussy Centipede #23: Cum Wars

The Pussy Centipede #23: Cum Wars

Bobby Trendy's trip to Cincinnati is sidelined by some shocking news: his beloved stepfather has mysteriously commit suicide. Bobby and Slithers are forced to travel to Columbus, Ohio to Bobby's stepfather's apartment where they discover a mysterious paperback called Cum Wars.
Dec 13, 201807:05
The Pussy Centipede #22: The Cumlimic States Of America!

The Pussy Centipede #22: The Cumlimic States Of America!

Ashton Kutcher invests in a box of puppies much to Mila Kunis' dismay!

Paul Joseph Watson struggles with hiding his cumlimia from Doctor Of Kitties!

Bobby Trendy hijacks an airplane!
Dec 11, 201809:35
The Pussy Centipede #21: The Rise Of Doctor Of Kitties and Paul Joseph Watson!

The Pussy Centipede #21: The Rise Of Doctor Of Kitties and Paul Joseph Watson!

The Pussy Centipede is back and things have changed. Doctor of Puppies is no more, and it's time for Doctor Of Kitties to take center stage!
Nov 30, 201806:45
The Pussy Centipede #20: Genital Hernia Event

The Pussy Centipede #20: Genital Hernia Event

The most important episode ever, The Genital Hernia event destroys The Pussy Centipede universe so that it can rise up from the ashes like a rebooted phoenix bird!
Sep 19, 201807:16
The Pussy Centipede #19: Brian From Wings

The Pussy Centipede #19: Brian From Wings

Brian From Wings!
Sep 07, 201813:27
The Pussy Centipede #18: Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!

The Pussy Centipede #18: Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!

Bobby Trendy's First Day At FIT!
Sep 04, 201805:45
The Pussy Centipede #17: The Introduction Of Clit Kid/Kid Clit!

The Pussy Centipede #17: The Introduction Of Clit Kid/Kid Clit!

Clit Kid
Sep 04, 201804:53
The Pussy Centipede #16: Orchestral Movements In The Dark

The Pussy Centipede #16: Orchestral Movements In The Dark

Clitoral Movements In The Dark
Aug 30, 201807:45
The Pussy Centipede #15: Doctor Of Puppies No More!

The Pussy Centipede #15: Doctor Of Puppies No More!

Things take a dark turn for Doctor of Puppies!
Aug 30, 201806:05
The Pussy Centipede #14: Jason Goes To Hell Special!

The Pussy Centipede #14: Jason Goes To Hell Special!

Special Tribute to Jason Goes To Hell featuring Creighton Duke.
Aug 29, 201805:49