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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

By Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!
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S5: Client 14 - Generation Whatevrer
Deciding on a full exploration of the world around them yet not following through with it, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle a topic for the generations, specifically Generation Whatever.  Beginning with giant generations, they then talk about  alters, Tourette's TV, cute kittens,  leave my  thing out of it, F. Scott Fitzgerald, the Lost Generation, every nerdy thing, latchkey generation, Big Chief Kahuna, Chevy Chase, corrupt Marylanders, Major Drunk, Davy Crockett, War Of The Roses, Rampage, eating mud, LSD episode, a little aggressive, poultice, transcendental, Franklin Roosevelt, the Spanish Inquisition, queen of all lizards, old people suck, Christopher Columbus and generation now. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:08:03
September 30, 2022
S5: Client 13 - Sitcoms ON TRIAL w/Breaking Bad's Larry Hankin
Rarely do fake guest attorneys return to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (for reasons that should be obvious) so it is a great coup to welcome the return of veteran character actor, Larry Hankin.  You might recognize him from recurring roles in Breaking Bad, Seinfeld and Friends, which gives him valuable insight in addressing our client, Sitcoms ON TRIAL.  While promoting his book The Loopholes Dossier,  his doggedness brought the following concepts to light: Sometimes Jones, dickish, the Pontiac of cohosts, boogie Ramadan, that was hard, Gandalf Street Magic, ready for Google, Larry Hankin's penis, wife swapping, an insertion slot, China Woman, Lee Strasberg, Vince Gilligan, monkey business, bartendress, Bavarian Pine Vole, pancake soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Penguin, Bojack Horseman, Poor Richard's Almanac and no splash. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:39:46
September 23, 2022
S5: Client 12 - Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs
As the weather turns from summer to fall, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker pay that no heed as they instead address the issues of their newest client, Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs. While dressing for a lack of success, they give attention to Eager the Beaver, Ikea, Divorced Dude Depot, Paul Bunyan, the cow option, black zinc, Ambien Taco Guy, little people guys, fluffers, my personal Holocaust, She-Ra, womanly shoebox, paper towel sniffer, pick worms out of the sky, death by water slide, cardboard engineer, aquanaut, ricin, Trumpeter, Tucker Carlson and road salad. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:14:23
September 16, 2022
S5: Client 11 - Geeks, Nerds & Dweebs w/My Three Sons actor Stanley Livingston
A very special guest fake co-counsel Stanley Livingston, former child star of the legendary sitcom My Three Sons, enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to examine the client, Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds. Just prior to interrogating the client, they discussed hip and trendy, bougie brunch gig, fast food bags, catered by crows, How The West Was Won, maniacal assistant director, Fluker's, William Frawley, I Love Lucy, human green screen, Smokey & The Hotwire Gang, explicit gore, My Three Daughters, Cinerama, cranky training, Richard Nixon, Celebrities for the President, Harry Styles, Uncle Charlie's Chili, the Putz Spectrum, freak not a geek, Merrick Garland, clunky and Betty Crocker. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:39:54
September 09, 2022
S5: Client 10 - Every Day Is A Holiday w/veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson
With Brendan missing again, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle the client, Every Day Is A Holiday after talking with their guest, veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson. They pursue many details that eventually involve gold, diamonds, 5,273 cats, Batangas, Iron Maiden, multi-colored vomit, Bong Bong, high jumping, Bowerman's waffle iron, the hater'd, Prefontaine, comedic license, the Viagra, snake wine, woden, Romance languages, Tang, Pepe Le Pew, Mexico is cancelled, Jews smell like chocolate, Uncle Fester cosplay, eat the puppy, Speedy Gonzalez and doggie alarm clock. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:20:33
September 02, 2022
S5: Client 9 - Elves With Lasers
On a secret quest to destroy a magic goblet in the sun near Alpha Centauri, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are approached by a new client, Elves With Lasers. Even fantastical creatures are greatly ignored by the fake lawyers as they also discuss malodorous fluid, Church of Some Other Assholes, Banksy, tantric sex, deal with morons, Top Chef, trustafarians, Gandalf, The Fifth Element, David Brin, Greg Bear, Dune, Dark Horse Comics, kung fu assassin, Portland lore, Alex Jones, tiger blood, Madame Bovary, international vampires, American History Q, non-hateful genocide, cuntrarian, didgeridoo, Conan the Barbarian, bush eater and marry your mom. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:44:23
August 27, 2022
S5: Client 8 - That's Nuts, Ya Fruit!
Following a nutty, seedy, fruity rabbit hole, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker investigate how nuts are fruits and how fruits are vegetables in order to give appropriate legal advice to their client, That's Nuts Ya Fruit! They also address racists for refugees, the Mud People, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, a thing for lepers, U.S. Supreme Court, the Forest Service, all chipmunky, Buck Rogers, Sylvester Stallone, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, pig's blood cake, Cyclotrons R Us, rub your armpit hair, Big Roo, The Birds, Pinko Petix and  the crows took over. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:02:03
August 18, 2022
S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part Two) w/guest star comedian Ike Avelli
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue their rousing old time when saying goodbye publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and focusing on special guest Ike Avelli in the conference room. After Eileen takes her leave, they elaborate on Uber Lube, stick your fingers in the butter, Deliverance, Highlander, get busy living and get busy dying, ugga bugga, Oprah Winfrey's movie list, three fat straight guys, deserted office park, a Buffett list, it was huge, rough trade, wildebeest, nostril enlarging, masters of the universe, Beard Arthur, kinda sounds like me, hut in Ethiopia, Terry Crews, porker, famous cubes, The Brady Bunch, Xena, Sleestaks were intriguing and replace my right foot. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
54:38
August 14, 2022
S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part One) w/publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and guest starring comedian Ike Avelli
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a rousing old time when bringing in publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and unannounced special guest Ike Avelli to the conference room. What starts as a ho hum meeting turns an interesting corner as they talk about Diana Ross, Jewish-Japanese hero, Annie Lennox, Star Trek manual, a size queen, the prostate of a Klingon, Chris Pine, Precious Little Devils, George Takei, cruise them both, Pope of Greenwich Village, Adam Carpenter Ant, moist and dewy, Boise, more like a weasel, demure & innocent, suspended from TikTok again, Teeny Weeny the Clown, marmoset population, cover boy, smooth hair and Gilbert Gottfried. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:27:35
August 04, 2022
S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change
It was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change. Join in madness and listen to them discuss uncle under the trailer, mugged by starfish, HBOSlacks, granddad jokes galore, Uncle Frank, a giant warning label, unexplored places, a trend in kneecap, TikTok is listening, Trump supporter stepdad, Buttlick, Alabama, I got no snowballs, better sex parties, Italy, Straits of Gibraltar, swarthiness, zero percent milk, foreskin conspiracies, how math works, The Naked Sociologist, punky metal, witch people, ethical serial killers, Taco Hut, road warrior weird and Weird Van Yankovic. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:31
July 28, 2022
S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan
With Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan. The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy, chicken and bees, smart mart, rickets, patriotic pants, Circle Jerks, baby alligator, stink eye, Thelma & Louise, Wong Foo, Patrick Swayze, feather boa, Wesley Snipes, hi grandfather, John Leguizamo, chocodile, face diaper, anti-Pfizer, little spit horse, glazed appearance, Bitch Tits Society, gabba goo, terrorism was a thing, Elvis Costello, reverse bris, Boris Badanov, Captain Pickles, New York elitist, Bong Bong Marcos, gelatinous moose nozzle and giant naked blue wildebeest. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:01:58
July 21, 2022
S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff
In a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff by discussing his newest book, Sugaring Down and also discussing Brazilian hair removal, Viet Nam, seductiveness violence can have, U.S. imperialism, ho ho ho Chi Minh, more morons, Margaret Mead, computerphobic, the Enlightenment, Trump the douchebag, target the weakest, try fascism, anarchist squatter, tapeworms, antifa mob, patchouli, hepcats, Covid-1, John Lennon and put more monk sweat on it.  Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:14:40
July 14, 2022
S5: Client 3 - Small Talk and Small Minds
Having had enough of exciting clients, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take a break to unburden themselves with a simple client, Small Talk and Small Minds. They casually extract information like Fox News, smuggler f--ks, Saltine crackers, Tourette's, the monster from Florida, thirst traps, beep boop, big talk, Toblerone, marzipan, Laffy Taffy, Lemonheads, I'm a Skittles guy, heavy metal werewolves, okay Sara, steamer trunk, color flavor, local glaciers, round robin, vampire hellscape, Arctic Monkeys, blue brush people, Ant-Man, Lebron James and giant garlic balls. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:03:55
July 07, 2022
S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star
The three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit boobies, Oscar Wilde, ferret and pelican, Iowa hurricanes, Martian hemlock, spaghetti tacos, Blame It On The Sake, the gerbil dies, Sim wormhole and a tiny bit of squabbling. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:43
June 30, 2022
S5: Client 1 - The Ways You Are Stupid w/comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez
Kicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid. Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions about Kissimmee, daddy, we're not funny, a day job, car jack, digging for that penis, shoulders of giants, the stench, do normal things, regular fat, MAGA hat, stalkerish, jizz money, Blind Melon, lacrosse, a hurricane story, gay English, Bad Bunny, occasionally racist, mofongo, you die you die, city ordinance, Home Depot, Memento, the Gitmo app, Papi's Papi's puppy, Danny Glover, a basic form of A.I., Magic Mountain, Che Guevara and my mom made paella. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:21:46
June 23, 2022
Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award Banquet
In commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across North America arrived to receive their Quibblys.  Some awardees included: filmmaker/playwright Marc Morales, author and sex educator Dr. L. Kris Gowen, rap star Twizm Whyte Piece, actress Shanna Toft, comedian Jason Pollock and many others! Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
02:02:19
June 17, 2022
S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies
As we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies. They bog their arguments down by instead discussing borts and glorts, narcissism in action, tangenital, nude wrestling, pierced sacks, consensual prying, Gary Busey, Rip Taylor, confetti, Greg-O-Matic, caveman club, Jean Claude Van Damme, they're morons, Steven Seagal, Under Siege 2, no name actor, when the witch coven gets him, the Sphincter, Stephen Miller, vampire kid, his head is a ham, you've got bugs, Steve Smiter and the Israels and Spotify. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:03:31
June 09, 2022
S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control
Murderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control, enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense, they discuss the Quibblys, processed turkey ovals, Tamarindo Mexicali, Canada is like Sweden, every gun gets a vote, old bullet parts, kill someone in a haunted house, Jack the Ripper, Americans are crazy, don't disrespect the dart, Thomas Jefferson, snorting cocaine and gunpowder, Dick Van Dyke, horchata, Michael Bolton, courtesy from mass murderers, Turkish bots, Fecal Court, Elmer Fudd hat, patriotic pants, Altoid his ass, Charlton Heston and serendipity deer. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:16:10
June 02, 2022
S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts
In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural appropriation, poop bars, frisbee golf hooligans, Highlander, Martin Scorsese, non-smarty pantses, a football port, Rocky, Big Bone Lick, whipped sour cream, zamoboner, The Warriors, body dysmorphia, Hornet Greg and John Madden. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:41
May 26, 2022
S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex?  As they carpe diem, they also converse about UFOs and UAPs, collusions, Black Lives Matter, Tucker Carlson, defund the police, marsh gas, Alien Ant Farm, mountains are our overseers, probing hillbillies, Neil Young, Jim Beam, cornpone, eye jizz, Cthulhu, Avatar, space cows, H.R. Giger, laser spoons, old babies, William Shatner, little bug girl, provocative overalls, 40 acres and a mule, Pete Davidson, alien sex court, Johnny Knoxville and alien rape. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:22:24
May 19, 2022
S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork
Reveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork. Many words are bandied about including only fetish wear, dungeon master, culinary stuff, pocket rocket, the Black Hand, deliver happiness, a cell fern, Sir Richard Burton, fancy pants, drink dirt, Spy Smasher, talking nipples, a chub, Viet Nam in the 80s, they killed the poop baby, bodies are appearing, the Young Abortionists, Back Alley Boys, Charles Bronson, lutefisk and crocodile duet. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:25:18
May 12, 2022
S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!
Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltzer, Don King, Politico, Julian Assange, Jersey Shore, so many woman, a lapsed Catholic, Fat Cat In The Hat, sea monkeys, menthol bourbon, goat rodeo, pygmy marmoset, tumescent orange, Pendleton Roundup, Yellowstone, Timothy McVeigh, The Gong Show, vaginal whatever, the weasel inside your throat, horseradish parts, Bazooka Joe, Only Fans comic books, Baltimore Hillbillies, Bill Chain Link Fence, ferret legging and enjoy the soup. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:14:40
May 05, 2022
S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan
Finally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan. The conversation veers into the topical and mundane when they discuss Twitter, Elon Musk, Pleeps, Allan Sherman, Brendan is back, adrenaline shot, unincorporated square, Baltimore hillbillies, rabbit hole, Covid, Voicebox, fargin' bastage, blood of Protestants, Rachel Maddow, the Incredible Shrinking Greg, fluctuating, Jane Fonda, MK Ultra, insectoid, Nelson Mandela effect, Rock Lobster, cream sherry, Ask Jeeves, Mike Tyson, banned from TikTok, Bill Burr and Listen Notes. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:25:10
April 28, 2022
S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen
In the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. They also investigate Bob Seger, some weird American, Steve Martin, the Newfies, Team Arkansas, don't have good words, Science on Tap, science songs, themes are fun, her left leg is my friend, that was the scabies, NFL, Diner, Blind Lemon Picasso, Bonnie Tyler, clarity and veracity, honky cat, eating his gun, Jesuits, four brown shirts, Sid the Sexist, tits up, Texas Instruments, family for the night, Trump won and skeevy weirdos. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:04:05
April 22, 2022
S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)
In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. Together they address jangalang, Piggy Stardust, what does that mean, whipped it up, Dementia 101, empty orc, Klingon karaoke, George Orwell, just simpatico, Milli Vanilli, there is birds, flambee a swan, I'm a dwarf, Juice Newton, teledildonics, elderly country dude, Goldschlager, goosestepping, Tiny Tim, the Muppet Show, karaoke mafia and stretch out that yodel. Part two will air next week! For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:07:17
April 14, 2022
S4: Client 14 - You Just Don't Care
Returning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they talk about Ant My Problem, Ground Force, look at the post office, he's like Ant-Man, Pied Piper, look at me, Henry VIII, he lives in the future, fix your computer, I'm Fred Flintstone, Doom Patrol, no prize pig, be their patsy, pheromones, what defines hot sex, sprayed spittle, a side of politician, stick a chicken on it, top of the waffle, persnickety, feeling this urge, Angie Dickinson, real men don't cry, choose to be with wheelbarrows, flipper babies, pencil fighting, we aped it, Reefer Madness, horizontal dancing, Pac Man and get me a funnel. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:12:35
April 07, 2022
Client 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Will Smith Will Slap You)
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their lettuce a club club, Gorg, Ugg, Zog, Zod and Zed, pterodactyl tea, like the bear thing, Rasputin was a robot, Mystic Grifter, Marilyn Manson, Tennessee tick soup, all they had were varmints, mad squirrel disease, blowing into his jug, pro-lynching, drain 'em and chunk 'em, Netflix, Will Smith, The Purge, Billy Crystal, labia, merely a monkey boy, human protein and really drunk right now. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:01:20
March 31, 2022
S4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The Box
As fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of addressing the lawsuit the client is embroiled in, they instead discussed TwinkerBell, William Shatner, all about fairies, scullery maids, shooting stars, they just got old, rub my nipples, Ellen Degeneres' Coffee House, the Zoom pumpkin, Battle Hymn of the Frickin' Republic, Taylor Swift, microcephalic, a gigantic brain, walrus baby, Tom Waits, Susquehanna Hat Company, best hair in music  history, goat in his throat, barking dog metal, dad joker, Ray Charles, mittball, red rubber ball, maggot hat, Weezer, Dexter, Westworld, Jeffrey Wright, water piano, tangerine elephant and Branson, Missouri. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:04:11
March 25, 2022
S4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique
The incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bickerfind various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok is stupid, savate, Greg is on a boat, sex hammock, nail 'em in the crotch, West Side Story, Kung Glu, numb chucks, ninjitsu, Thievery Corporation, goldenrod, beat up the jocks, Street Fighter, those stretchy guys, a nice inkwell, their martial art was sarcasm, Jackie Chan, pan-to-hand combat, The Yellow Kid, Hair Fu. spleenometer, Jet Li, Gymkata, circus ringmaster, WWE, fend off those pumpkins, Cynthia Rothrock and some special gay martial art. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabbleor watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:21
March 18, 2022
S4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude, the world of Baltimore, Newark, Gunsmoke, Star Blazers, Walker: Wedding Planner, a historical sitcom, useless human, a cunning plan, off the housewives, a psychotic kitchen, Bryan Cranston, Room 222, Schitt's Creek, ridiculously weird, my little person friend, zoom-O-lantern, one episode with a boobie, Flight Of The Conchords, metric Fahrenheit, toad-in-the-hole, Bugs Bunny, Horsey Bob, did it with a broomstick, The Mandalorian, Archie Bunker, 60 Minutes, Clarence Thomas, Fargo, Seth Rogen, I'm Omega Man, costumes by Divine, jumped the shark, his egg powers and a peon. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:21:39
March 10, 2022
S4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international writing consultant & author John Vorhaus
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia as a contributing fake lawyer as they talk about Sid & Nancy, Krakatoa, Joust, the little book of anal cysts, a podcast slut, they lost their maps, turn Covid down, cat house, J.D. Salinger, information authority, Word Perfect, walk on stilts, fear barriers, we're children, dog chow, Gravy Train, the restraining order, Morton's Salt, the Carthaginians, quintuple penetration, Greg the Meh, big man stuff, The Theorists, apple people and the Russian Wavy Gravy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:39
March 03, 2022
S4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking Junkie
A potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop, Jules Verne, the Burp Force, potholing, vaudevilleans, that chocolate habit, one slave in every bite, alien planet, Walt Disney World, Green Arrow, Richie Rich, a dog butler, Harvey Pekar, tweakers, try meth today, the Hulk, punky junkies, John Carpenter, REI, don't forget the shallots, unhandy man, autobahn, that's physics, Sammy Hagar, harrowing, junk apparatus and snakes are not real. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:02:24
February 24, 2022
S4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy
With Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. Issues addressed were last responder, ringy dingy, Smokey and the Bandit, CB Savage, incredibly homophobic, Greg Evigan, fancy monkey, Clint Eastwood, ninjas, Gilligan's Island, cowboy hat, fun party night, catfishing truckers, give ya a lube job, alchemy, Justin Bear Trudeau, monkey menu, imaginary rabbit, talking kitten, Speed Racer, a retired Pope, Flossing with Matt, lighthearted racism, Polish hosen, black rice pudding, an impingement, lusty legal term, Minority Report, slippery and slopey, Lech, fun cougars, quirky trucker monkey, Metropolitan Museum of Monkey Art, pygmy marmoset, nobody wears a hairnet, ten saltines, Dad joke of the day, lot lizards and the Beyonce of crack whores. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
55:12
February 17, 2022
S4: Client 6 - Is Joe Rogan Racist or a Big Stupid Dummy? w/paranormal romance author Melissa Sercia
Current events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big Stupid Dummy?, walk into the conference room. Paranormal romance and urban fantasy author Melissa Sercia stops by but does not offer legal advice while also helping out by discussing mental strobe lights, immortal billionaires, underbelly world, lots of sex, Anne Rice, robot vampires, Spock, Paul Bettany, Stephen King, Children of the Corn, a hobbit in your well, revenge, blood magic, grey beast, they kill, billionaire werewolf, dryad, nutria, vampire poop, her womanhead, boondoggled, Michael Jackson, mystery minute rats, monster lawyers, Planet Of The Apes, Proud Boys, India.Arie, the n-word, Elvis Costello, sounds like ninja, Super Devil, sometimes you gotta jaywalk, the KKK and idiot drunk. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:19:11
February 10, 2022
S4: Client 5 - MCU Vs MC Hammer
On a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer. While ensuring no low blows are enacted, they have a powerful discussion regarding Dynamic Hero U, self help, super team, X-Men, sleeping with a groundhog, the Falcon and Redwing, Peking duck, evil mastermind father, cookie puss, bug people, Wakanda, vibranium vibrators, Prostate Boy, Karen Black, alien eraserhead, WandaVision, nostalgia buttons, Green Gobbler, return of dirt boy, mud toddler, Hugh 'Stumpy' Jackman, Puck the dick puncher, Glenn Danzig, squirting blood on a hotdog, Cyrillic, gray aliens, Geocities, Alta Vista, soapbox derby helicopters, Little Reptilians, step-children will be mules, sweet cockeye, sonic gerbil, Beppo the Super Monkey, Organ Grindr app, Beebo, philatelist and Screaming Chuy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:06:47
February 03, 2022
S4: Client 4 - Rock & Roll Coochie Who? - Music and Fashion w/Trans Activist and Musician Ryan Cassata
Things get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then delves into lizard people tracking nanobots, the Rothschilds, iTunes, trip hop, serving the community, only one in Long Island, Larry King, Dr. Drew, girlie toy, Matt's schizophrenic monologue, my gigantic nose, Tyra Banks, teachers bullying, sing about oppression, a music lawyer, Gandhi, naked drum circle, Sterno, Salvador Dali's cookbook, tastes like trailer parks, sunglasses and checkered shirts, Frank Sinatra, oompah bands, Robert Plant, cool tight pants, Elvis and his leather, fooferah, Sex Pistols, boomer Juggalos, Ren and Stimpy, a garage nerd, gimpy, stapled to my gator's head, the horse bank, alligator bus, the Plasmatics, rock and roll climbing, Linkin Park and slow lightning. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:14:24
January 27, 2022
S4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka James
On a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James. Sadly, he was unable to transform into a guest faux lawyer yet still engaged with two of the three senior partners to discuss Critical Face Theory, Janeway, Planet of the Ernest Borgnines, mint julep, peanut gallery, bad rubbish, my inner self, cycle of life, a lot of authentic love, a baby and a toddler, Greenwich Village, doctor person, Fresh Air Collective, Viet Nam County, Aloha, Bleeker Bob, orange goose, Bobby McFerrin, Bard College, polyamory, singing banjo, light moisture, squinty, Radiohead, Chet Baker, effeminate men, elvish voices, Robert Plant, Nick Drake, very environmentalist, comparison is the thief of joy, possum blood, Morgana Van Peebles, dream pop, battered husbands, whisk in the tears, unlegal, dog law, Stephen Soderbergh, Soylent Green, Dead Li, The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars, District 9, 1984, superpowered balloon, Jungian subconscious and strapping young buck.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:08:32
January 20, 2022
S4: Client 2 - Genocide Schmenocide
Venturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide. This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to learn a little bit of history and then ignore that very same history as they ended up discussing Mr. Clean, mystical vision, Alex Jones, his head is so small, Uzbeks, SCTV, hillbillies of Russia, Israelstan, slavery is still legal, the peoples of the blacks, property of the white folks, in vino veritas, John Candy, Wikipedia Jones, Josef Stalin, fresh beautiful water, Martin Short, meth dinosaurs, individual Polands, Kanye West, the Parsley Massacre, Rohingya, California genocide, Pol Pot, Maus, Narnia, Myanmar genocide, Ukraine, salamander, baggie thingie, hooties and the tooties, Idi Amin, Onanism and lap dances are different than genocide. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:08:30
January 13, 2022
The Life And Times of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker: What We Are
Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway.  At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!
06:17
January 07, 2022
S4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buzz Lightyear
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear. Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of them engage in all sorts of fake legalese like jolly scamps, Falco Manhattan, Slightly Flaccid, gender fluidity in rodents, duck blood, dubstep, taste the suffering, homeless wizard, Misfit Plant, Pong, Sea Hunt, Battle Zone, the jumping thing, public dick, heats up my bones, Burmese Python, Star Trek chat rooms, slash fiction, Zionism, Romulan Catholic Church, towers for the vultures, AWS and Azure, Ted Talk, midnight football, water buffalo spit, the dark web, ukelelist, emotional support jellyfish, cuddle a cuttlefish, fecal matter, Johnny Cash, my 50 pound toe, chocolate coins, beep bop boop, CPAP, Matthew Broderick, Simba, Andy Dick, the golden kids, Alka Seltzer, death cult, Ascension Day and My Little Pony.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:15:50
January 06, 2022
S3: Client 28 - Our Fear In Review w/guest cohosts Sanchez El Dorado and Nick Taber
On the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review. Coming to the rescue are two guest co-counsels Sanchez El Dorado from Happy Hour News Team and Nick Taber from Movie Theater Time Machine. They proved capable at discussing at length many issues including fear, homemade whiskey, lucky idiot, Snoop Lion, Robert DeQueero, anxiety, Rhode Island, oblate, pizza loves me back, Misfit Markets, slightly blemished fruit, the KKK, internment camp, Obama, miscegenation, Reddit, TikTok, Casablanca, Concrete Cowboys, Leland Sklar, James Taylor, covid vaccine, less dead, the spirit molecule, give up the pork, deep fried fish scales, JFK, Jr., Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bruce Vilanch, first responders, incest in Iceland, John Velasco, new English kid, near death experience, clown motel, one amazing fart joke, Sharknado, misheard lyrics, President Biden, Spotify and collective consciousness, these three heads and trapping koalas. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:36:30
December 30, 2021
S3: Client 27 - I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus w/sex educators Dr. Lauren Lichty and Dr. Kris Gowen
Milk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus, when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe, Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty provide their unique perspectives on numerous important matters including catfish dancing, Gary Busey, Spuds McKenzie, peach seeds, wild crazy anarchists, love theme from Commie land, UB40, bus wipe, Guided by Tight Pants, played bagpipes, red pill person, Boxcar Willie, lizard curious, mammalian, Alice In Wonderland, wizard cat, world of modern dating, unsolicited dick pics, Hinge queue, Harold and Claude, Bumble, Paul Newman, eating paint, dirty Sanchez, Tinder, soulful telepathy, Christmas hamster, confused about the holes, cribbage, Steely Dan, William Burroughs, crazy flipping fingers, nihilism, Frosty the Snowman, femdom, TikTok, Santa Claus 1959, Etsy and chicken nog. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:10:47
December 23, 2021
S3: Client 26 - Ableism, Sexism, Racism & Cannibalism
When isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and gravity especially as they take on their next client, Ableism, Sexism, Racism and Cannibalism. Fortunately, no schisms were created as they mentioned hot ticket, Disney Plus, broken hymens, 19 gallons of semen, the York maelstrom, peppermint patties, Charlie Brown, Monkees rabbit hole, Battleship Potemkin, abilityism, Michael Jordan, a papoose, Shaq is a monster, sticky wicket, anarchy, bigger bastards, Cubism, gender fluidity, John Lennon, make me lentils bitch, roast duct, blotwurst, a fake historian, Skittles embargo, reptilism, critical race theory, Howard Zinn, a tribe of cannibals, deep bush, cannibal songs, it's sweet, nice long pig, cannibal curious, hoom goo, sea monkeys and you will grok us. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:06:13
December 16, 2021
S3: Client 25 - Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? w/podcaster Mel Ortiz
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz, host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before providing her fake legal wisdom for today's client, Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? She definitely engages with the faux legal team and discusses some subjects that don't necessarily include paranoia insurance, existential engineers, a Jewish grandma, cross-eyed bears, the whale carcass, thinly sliced meat eyeball, sugar gliders, polar bear ninja, water buffalo, disco jihad, Mormons of Death Metal, building the Erie Canal, Bette Davis was a spaz, only Booger, Edward Snowden, Assassin's Creed Day, the kraken, watchtower buoy, talced his bottom, mondegreen, rocking horse meat, testicle picture, ask Greg!, pooped on my cat, Bama Lama county, paella compensation, a serious wimp, Britney Spears, helicopter parents, pass the pasta salad, pocket penis, Spotted Dick, everyone needs a shower and Ted Bundy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:15:12
December 09, 2021
S3: Client 24 - Gift Horses Eat Too Much
With the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation with their new client, Gift Horses Eat Too Much. They talk about Indie Pods United Summit, Sal Vagina, Kaiser Permanente, trichinosis, chlamydia, man slut, sexually abused pizza dough, lukewarm pockets, jizzy glaze, dark horse, Cthulhu, Ayn Rand, Atlas Sharted, behind the beaded curtain, nature's car, Monty Python, Great Bribbin, bolognese, pea gravel, taxi nuns, Agnes of Goop, sweater jokes, rich and jewey, a man who works the docks, collar stays, a bunch of pigs, Joan Collins, stinky cheeses, Katrina and the Waves and a baking suit. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
53:42
December 02, 2021
S3: Client 23 - Don't Be Late For Love And Hate
As Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And Hate and give a thorough examination. They uncovered poodle panties, turkey jism, chew juice, warming your chestnuts, your oily fish, Stalingrad 1942, that's the climax, apostasy and blasphemy, Cyndi Lauper, Phil Collins, Hawaii, James Michener, Aquaman, ass weasel, Butthole Billy, the bucking cow, my murdered uncle, Snapped, a love to kill, anonymous country, The Two-fisted Dentist, giraffe blood, snozzberry, Willy Wonka, Roald Dahl, Anal Blasters 3, oompa loompa, respect my pronouns, Frankenstein, the bad accent of love, dirty garbage, Will Smith, Hitchen's Kitchens, for spinning purposes, American Fine Dining and that loudmouthed guy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
56:21
November 25, 2021
How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!) w/the amazing Kreesha Turner - S3: Client 22
A modern day Renaissance woman enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker in the form of the multi-talented Canadian songstress Kreesha Turner who later briefly helps address the client, How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!). The following exhibits get examined: your poop bars, Canadian Jennifer Lopez, 4 Loko, aboriginal friends, nation of immigrants, monolith of liberty, ketchup chips, great aunt Ninita, bikini pictures, I hate pants, tough love, speaking in tongues, Jimmy Cliff's beer, extra beige, a spicy meatball, American fondue, Fidel Castro, Angola, CAnon, broughtupsy, private island, cornhole apocalypse, Skippy the Cruel, The Purge, Cordyceps, space fungus, The Ramones, nothing matters, Steve Carell, vampires are real, a guy named Guillermo, a space dildo, disasteroid, bar stool guy, Nick Cannon, suitcase pimp and zombie dolphins. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:20:25
November 18, 2021
S3: Client 21 - The Tyranny Of Beauty with Brendan, Greg and Matt
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle the greatest of clients in this session with The Tyranny Of Beauty. Since their guest counsel did not arrive, they handled the bogus deposition themselves and talked about flooding, lovely wives, ass avoidant, earholes, Karl Marx, dick power, everyone wants love, those handsome men, chuffing and chafing, symmetry is overrated, Pythagoras, sock exploits, Julia Roberts, a symmetrical horse, Salma Hayek, down to clown, Bea Arthur, Rumplestiltskin, Porky Pig says you're this tall, meth head skinny person, pity dating, life in the fat lane, a well turned ankle, Brazilian butt implants, meeting of the pelvises, fondle her brain, Greg's tormented love, Dave Matthews, Eddie Vedder on ludes, vanilla nipples, platypus egg, he's so wacky, culinary kook, the Elephant Man, controversial, irreverent, intoxicating, neurofibromitosis, Captain Ugly, dating paramecium, my name is Mr. Hand, goats are fun, Canadian Super Bowl, and Svengali. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:21:12
November 11, 2021
S3: Client 20 - The Times They Are A Strangin' w/superheroes Holly Haggerty and Lavonna Bratschi
After many invitations, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker achieve the unthinkable: doing the show from Brendan's house in Florida AND getting Matt and Brendan's wives Holly and Lavonna to be the guest fake attorneys. Along the way, they talk about David Blaine,  Passive Attack, huffing jenkem, purple, ocarina book, sushi mask, low bar, taken aback, marry Matt, 999, Brendan's jib, limbo, oblivious to the hunt, you're a cheetah, beavers and otters, Etta James cover girl, project my ex, a friend of Tony's, trying to get into a door, walking through the skyways, Oscar the Grouch's bar, too broke or too stupid, the carney community, beaky buzzard, Girl Scouts, rumpusing, Where The Wild Things Are, everything is turning up Petix and daffodils, screens are for sharing, jalapeno plumber's caulk, humming around us, one in a mimillion, critical faculties, too much Star Trek, Aquaman lives in your freezer, hail Atlantis, quibbling anal retentive douche, mating socks, Birkenstock, flying colostomy bag, thumbs up Nazis, taro root, derefet and we don't deserve either of you. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:26:46
November 04, 2021
S3: Client 19 Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow w/Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team
An entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow. The researchers included founder of the Mystic Ghost team Michelle DePaul with Allison Tidwell and Michelle Roan. Many supernatural connections were made and ghost ticklers, bad mojo, baffling conundrums, ectoplasmic slime, Ghostbusters, a demonologist, drama with ghost groups benevolent, malevolent and ambivalent, choked by a spirit, remember the closet, people are haunted, Myrtles Plantation, we prayed and got drunk, Marie Laveau's House Of Voodoo, Father Ruben, poo poo, the effects of vibrations, she's not a sandwich, David Copperfield, cowtown downtown, Count Floyd, SCTV, wasps are dicks, Beetlejuice, Albert Brooks, What Dreams May Come, had a German soldier, incububi, Transylvania pancakes, ghosts are incompetent, extra verbal penis, an apparition and Pompeii were examined. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:08:41
October 28, 2021
S3: Client 18 - That's A Fine Looking Werewolf w/director and playwright Marc Morales
Just in time for Halloween, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker engage the very talented director and playwright Marc Morales to help with the client, That's A Fine Lookin' Werewolf. While cross examining the client, they talk about the Incelerator, 521 North Main Street, the Clown Motel, if I disappear, a seltzer bottle in every room, The Exorcist, Tim Curry, Michael Myers, EMF meter, so much blood, singing waiter, Dion and the Belmonts, Ted Lasso, the Incel Wanderer, Westchester Broadway Theater, Marina Del Rey, the Whaler, a John Hughes thing, Tony Longo, it's nutty you're wow, the Apollo theater, Quincy Jones, ashes from a dead emperor, manatee fluffer, three wereclowns, George Clooney, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, The Hobbit, weredachshund, Jeff Goldblum, tyrannosaurus meth and hit by a meteorite. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:08:20
October 21, 2021
S3: Client 17 - A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed & A Friend In Weed w/Greg and Matt
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are once again taken over by the senior partners of Matt and Greg who are forced to deal with their newest client, A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed And A Friend In Weed. Some relatively careful attention was paid even though they talked about lose my shoulders, tiny little body, greed heads, Newsies caps, National Haberdasher's Union, simpatico, get our head scratched, other kinds of ships, levels of affection, show all the warts, Jackass, a little bit of rouge, the Unknown Publicist, erotic shot, beat up and filthy, blue cheese wine, KRS One, Grandmaster Flash, waffle fries, Jet Li, a hoppy, Vespa Bebitapop, Augustus, I can taste the death, the Pop family, Frank Caliendo, nobody rides for free, Topo Gigio, Senor Wences, lifeless puppet, clarity for myself, the no friend zone and Maori tribesmen. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
54:14
October 14, 2021
S3: Client 16 - Evacuate Your Mind w/fried food aficionado Billy Skeels
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker welcome a rare individual to their conference room, a man with no real agenda - who goes by the name of Billy Skeels. Billy Skeels does act as a guest fake attorney to help with today's client - Evacuate Your Mind. As they work the deposition, they find sodomites, identifying as a squid, hail hydra, Mighty Mouse, deformed eggs, conceived in a skillet, pre-fried food, that's not a fryer, mystic runes, a foot playin' sport, your son is a box, Ohio Man, anti-squid rhetoric, all white people are blah blah, forsooth, get the gimp, a secret meeting, rip a couple of 30s, Katy Perry, You Got Beyonce'd, baby diarrhea, tackle Daffy Duck, Spider Man heads, parent with a purpose, the ballpoint and proud Dad-o-vision. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:17:29
October 07, 2021
S3: Client 15 - Pets ON TRIAL w/rapper Twizm Whyte Piece
On this day, a young verbose guest fake attorney shows up at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help litigate Pets On Trial. Rapper Twizm Whyte Piece brings his unique style and converses about holocaust bourbon, matzoh, doing all my evil, pull out game, bashing white people, pus of the blisters, blood in her placenta, aboot, urban language, Hulk Hogan, it smells of dumb people, there's more than corn in Indiana, Keanu Reeves Western, check me out bro, Eminem, doing the rhino, TWP Nation, Vert!, the metric people, Waldorf the Muppet, ordering cocaine, bathtub coelacanth, some Japanese dude, apetual, the ugly friend, the Kokomo trumpet, Watership Down, those rats died, Kijiji, Lancelot Link, emo snarf, F9, pee on a Mountie, a Danville tiger, the grizzly didn't like me, big sexy man, I'll be a penguin, the parrot story, FCR247 and the dips. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Sara Boro Cantor. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:13:04
September 30, 2021
S3: Client 14 - Schmear The Queer w/comedian and author Ike Avelli
Today, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a very qualified guest counsel to investigate the claims of their newest client, Schmear The Queer. The guest counsel is comedian, author and New Jersey gay icon Ike Avelli who is a bit soft spoken so you'll have to be careful with your volume control. He graciously puts up with the partners and together they discuss the House Of Your Mama, circle of jerks, two weasels, 50 Shades Of Gay, eyelashes are stunning, thieves, Jenna Jameson, Pulitzer prize, John Updike, Judy Blew 'em, New York Times Literary Supplement Porn Show, Marilyn Chambers, Victorian child worker, cuddling with baby harp seals, Ricky Martin, Men You Do, braid your ear hair, Bill Cosby and a roofie, picked the wrong floozie, a scatty old time, The Sopranos, Fran Drescher, Darcelle, gay don't grey, Irish Mafia, Beastie Boys, lil this lil that, Lube: A Gaysical, fascist lubrication, rendered zebra fat, wild seagull eggs, the Village People, Nazi salons, bini boys, Mr. Straight Straightenstein, and Nicole Onoscopy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:01:22
September 23, 2021
Season 3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper. Matt and Greg are all on there own so, obviously, the client is in big trouble especially when they wind up talking about beloved cohost, anal bleaching, the Clean Sphincter Society, fight crime and pee, super speed poop, is that a football, a giant lima bean, head on down to Panama, cosmic rays, radioactive spider, nasty green and messy, a super proctologist, his name was Cypher, Legion Of Super Greg Friends, cross quibble, the Brady Bunch, Robert Reed, Florence Henderson, Peter Gabriel, Buddy Raspberry, Buddy Sphincter Hole, Ellis Island, one thousand dead orphans, hooked on phonics, Bjork, Waspy Sodapop, pumpernickel, Great Norse Elephant Plague, sad psychopath, Fatty Melt, puttanesca, pasta of the whore, force field vagina, carrots, skeeved out, ancient Gaul, the clockmakers, William Tell, the Mafia, we got the nukes we got them money, Winifred, put breasts on a ghost, the Icelandic kids, dog's breakfast, here's your catheter, Titans and mountains of poop. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:10:06
September 16, 2021
Season 3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison with those bastards Brendan, Greg and Matt
Our first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison. The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You, little squirrels, gripping, sub units of people, a meaningless void, slaves were toasters, the cotton gin, a minister in Arkansas, Jesus wasn't a baby, turducken, Germanic barbarians, ya'll log, clean out the flue, disembowel their enemies, the wood spirits, meat product on a tree, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, like any good stalker would, four pigs, labradoodles, brisket, John Travolta, the B-52s, bleek bleek, robot rabbis, Sheol, you can't eat ostriches, All Rock Badgers Go To Heaven, the magical trenchcoat, steak tartare, gnaw on its leg, a shucker sucker, powdered whiskey, alcohol wine and 18% beer. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
38:03
September 09, 2021
S3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize Otero
All the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions, an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat, then they'll ghost you, the Scene Snobs, Thievery Corporation, Resident Evil: Echo the Dolphin edition, the graveyard shift, real degenerates, Vomit Girl, people jump around, cancel culture, Marquis de Sade, bastion of free speech, Louis C.K., sort of consented to it, Twitter is people, sissyfied, Fighting Flossers, leveling the playing field, bully the bulliers, kids were gay, you are a lesbian coffeehouse, Stockholm Syndrome and El Jefe. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:05:05
September 02, 2021
S3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John Velasco
One of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath, Polly Styrene, weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers, the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba, Rick Beato, retire and die, Rick's Plaice, a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy was a redneck, pants in the freezer, Gentle Giant, very bad English, Reggie and the Archies, Operation Warrior Shield, John Velasco's nipples, the Fifth Dimension, like Hitchcock, making him an adverb, Kung Fu Englishman, Tina Turner was stunning, Rick Wakeman, the Mellotron, a magic machine, really nice little guy, Orange, signing Queen, an unknown legend, uh guh, the Great Aglet Conspiracy, turning humans into cyborgs, the power of maps, your pocket brain, ping ping ping, appropriating panda culture and Ladysmith Black Mambazo. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:03:16
September 02, 2021
S3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam Hirshfield
A momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to  not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once. While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder, first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench, Tom Green, big dictum, Firing Line, a couple of silver spoons, a failed musician, rock star oboeist, lateral alopecia, Alec Baldwin, Atticus Finch, hey poopy, ass denial, a recovering attorney, a spectrum of evil, thistles, Hitler was a grape, magical evil, ostrich achiever, toddler Hitler, bully boys, you should be a Nazi, the voice of reason, Irish immigrant children, evility evality, take out the club, tiki torches and various butt issues. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:11:17
August 26, 2021
S3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/aspiring actor/model Joshua Christian Azali
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women, flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers, rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle, too much hair, sexy Indonesian, before the turtlehead, varnish a cottonball, Tom Hardy, Mortal Kombat, the Boxer Rebellion, Jackie Chan, part human part wheelchair, a warning bird, He-Man And the Masters Of the U.S. House of Representatives, yeah yeah, sand dunes and rebels, a melange of Gregness, Fantasy Comic Book Editors League and the scent of Walken. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
58:47
August 19, 2021
S3: Client 7 - Fruit Equals Betrayal w/tarp king & filmmaker Michael Stein
Short staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal. They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein, a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously, he does not help with their client as he is not a member of the Step Up To The Bar Association but he does engage and help talk about Harbor Freight, my leg has a weird twitch, stream of unconsciousness, strict strict, niche down to a specialty item, tarps for the homeless, Christopher Nolan, the Batman party, Tobey Maguire, the Castellano family, Blazing Saddles, when the hell set freezes over, I do a good ribbit, Marky Mark, Yeti, a hierarchy of betrayal, don't eat the core, trichinosis, restaurants all betray you, smells like corpses, touched in the head, crunchy frog, women are a piece of fruit, a generational starship, lick the bottle and Vanilla Ice gum. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
59:32
August 12, 2021
S3: Client 6 - Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution w/CEO of Terminus Media Mark Stancil
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil, CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media, a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with the client, Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution but veers in the direction of got the Covid, crime brulee, a soupcon of horror, hey Marvel, the Evolution series, Howard the Duck, two shoestrings, a disembodied head, the Write Club, turn or burn, this house is clean, Westminster Zombie Competition, Mark Twain, young boy Jesus, Bedbug Man, Wizard of Id, Family Circus takes a turn, the gossiping fence, land squids, Lions in Space, hip hop culture saves America, useless eaters, whack 'em in the sanitarium, kill the water protectors, replacement children and pursed lips. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:05:41
August 05, 2021
S3: Client 5 - Garbage Eaters Anonymous w/Texan actor and director Shanna Toft
With a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous. Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR, biscuits and box cutters, follow the paths, bioweapons, she-wolf, frontier house, Tinder for Mountain Men, sag production, Tigger, pickaxes and hatchets, pipsqueak, Keanu Reeves, a bad case of Jensen Ackles, Kim Possible, she played the shark, Necessary Partner, people like skin, holy macaronis, Hollywood Stuff, vomiting in the streets, pasta tarantulas, a brand new carrot, tiny little armpit, lick my earwax, corn dog fritters and good gaffing. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:09:40
July 29, 2021
S3: Client 4 - Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk w/comedian Jason Pollock
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find a kindred spirit with brand new guest fake attorney and stand up comic Jason Pollock who helps with the client, Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk. On this journey, they discuss Huzzah!, cosplay alchemy, top hat with goggles, excelsior, a lazy writer, Richard Lewis, neurotic Jew, Bill Burr, Bullwinkle the mime, moron from Florida, who thinks about the Irish, Willy Wonka, a Saget joke, nothing funny about murder, we suck in the dark, Jonas Salk, just one more thing called love, Ginger Lynn, raised by wolves, V, Brandon Lee, Giftwrapped and Gutted, obliterated by a comet, Fordlandia, that little old ant, mushpit, Michael Che, let me suck it, what's a quarterback, Roddy Piper, name a year, Quibbly awards, Brendan wins and Soldier Of Fortune magazines. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:04:46
July 22, 2021
S3: Client 3 - A Plague Of Ideas w/author & writing consultant John Vorhaus
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a unique guest who brings a client with them, which has never happened in our history. Author and international writing consultant John Vorhaus drafted the client, A Plague Of Ideas, to our humble faux attorneys.  A full deposition was done that included gadabout, divisipan™, corporately sponsored social engineer, wide eyed wonder, bullshit arena, blood diamonds, a really really good frisbee, jai alai, in the room, best little Vorhaus in Texas, chicken dance, Charles In Charge, Special Forces Day, it's funny in Russian, Argentineans, the controlling voice, caller number one, you are wrong, creative boner, buboes, the bad outcome, her mediocre cooking, that dentist is dead, incredibly stupid shit, Santamime, Bob the Leprechaun and Bob the Leper, exquisite corpse, and a single vector. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:09:47
July 15, 2021
S3: Client 2 - When Clichés Were New w/Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker reach across the ocean to the tropical shores of Iceland for their guest, Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson, who chooses not to help the client, When Clichés Were New. The discussion addressed Methlandia, more famous than Bjork, it's murdery today, Igor and everybody, Elton John, billy club lessons, colonizy, Icelandic Cop Witch movies, I Married Einar, find a map, John Wayne, tainting the bloodlines, Ron Jeremy, shooting up lava, ito ang beer, 22 Skidoo, Finnish board games, pancakes, gayface, idiot cat owners, happily ever after, flagellation and crucifixion clichés. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:05:49
July 08, 2021
S3: Client 1 - Growing Up Bald w/commercial producer Luke McCullough
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off Season 3 with a childhood friend of Greg's, Luke McCullough, a commercial film producer who decides to help with our first client of the season, Growing Up Bald.  This client, like most of our clients, really gets avoided and instead they talked about Troma Films, qsblaw.clownpenis.fart, silly ass face, his little fiefdom, the Dead Zone, fever blisters on my lips, a little birdie, stole a Bolex, stuck in a couch, Lloyd Kaufman, Wrath of Cannes, pissed on the floor & maced in the eyes, John Waters, Lichtenstein, Tromeo and Juliet, threaten plants, the Great Santini, rub foreheads, Mr. Milligan, hipponize, Fresh Jizz Sock Day, green mussels, bring down more pants, God's mercy, a cultivator, a prison of crappy politics, murdering cleft palate people and highknife.com. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:09:24
July 01, 2021
First Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Award Banquet
In commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across three continents arrived to receive their Quibblys.  Some awardees included: multiple Emmy award winner and Broadway star Bruce Vilanch  BAFTA and Golden Globe nominee film composer Randy Edelman, legendary bass player Leland Sklar, Larry Hankin from Breaking Bad, Friends and Seinfeld, Maxim model Sherry Nelson Howard Bloom, former publicist to the stars and philosopher, NYC Talk show host Mickey Burns and many others! For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
02:13:55
June 24, 2021
Season 2: Client 37 - Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness w/firefighters Jeremy and Chris from The Washdown podcast
An unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are very familiar with the trials and tribulations of our client. They also know about the Quibbly Awards, fungible, boxed wine, the Bloodhound Gang, divorce as a rite of passage, piercing and poignant, West Bottoms, expert Band Aid application, Madagascar, the pumper, iguana, muffaletta sandwich, Saint Michael, trash can whiskey, King Kong Bundy, flatbed Ford, buy a horse, texting and driving, a little figurine and first responders are people too.    For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:09:44
June 17, 2021
Season 2: Client 36 - Bodily Functions And Bodily Dysfunctions w/Greg, Brendan and Matt (WARNING: GROSSNESS)
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions. You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law Offices morph into the Medical Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker while discussing money circulation, an inflamed wheezer, exocrine glands, sweat grows, weevils, miniature bounty hunters, Elon Musk the Bond villain, Gates and Epstein, sex with toilets, binary pooping, footprints in a bathtub, gleek-offs, the Scarface Challenge, fashion jabs, floppy no longer, Poople, Sly and The Family Stone, Dr. Oz the Poop Guy, the Anti-Corn Network, teratoma has a bigger penis, homunculus, weirdly googly, green massive schlong, the Sewer Walkers Of Chicago, a TFT and stay golden, gator boy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:06:52
June 10, 2021
Season 2: Client 35 - When Rock And Roll Became Muzak w/film maestro Randy Edelman
A rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak. While giving our client an unusual fair shake, he also engaged by discussing James Brown, the first James Taylor album, the pickle, the Carpenters and Frank Zappa, got a hot dog, sacred and profane, swimming in sweat, chicks were the key, Jackie!!, bagpipes, Ivan Reitman, the guy directed a shoe, Michael Mann, weird bland music, Elvis Presley the dinosaur, Cardi B, the Quibbly, Hal Prince, Front Draft, give me back my jacket, a real legal office, the Sound of Muzak, and cancel the canceling. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:03:45
June 07, 2021
Season 2: Client 34 - White Rappers & Black Rockers w/80s rock star Jon Butcher
A blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers. Today while helping with the client, Jon also talked about watercolors, DaVinci Resolve, the thing that destroyed Billy Squier's career, a pink tank top, Def Leppard, the Boston Garden, 72 dates, Brown's Trailer Park School, cowboy reenactments, follow the axis, singing about kangaroos, I love molars, let's play Stick, archipelago face, who is Jason Bateman, Scotilicious, the Manx, gloat rap, Lil Stank, Housekeeper Willie, punching up, fully fungible and everybody needs a colon. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr - quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble;or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:20:17
June 03, 2021
Season 2: Client 33 - Cancel Me, Too! w/visionary media attorney Marc Jacobson
A momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson, who has represented Shakira, Elvis Presley and the estates of George and Ira Gershwin. He does an exceptional job in addressing the client, Cancel Me, Too, while also digressing by talking about Snowbabies, distribution is king, Spotify, wiseguys, Chris Kattan, lawyers have superpowers, Patron Jewish Saint of Lawyers, evil burgerflippers, Mr. Petix Goes To Washington, ninja attorney, ain't my fault buddy, karaoke, FIFA World Cup,  Mr. German Administrator, biggest creep in the world, Swonk Boy, my sock collection, advanced ambulance chasing, Rudy Giuliani is bad news, CDC stands for Cancel Damn Culture, the core of liberalism, Pol Pot Junior, serious douchebaggery, weird fake award and a tragedy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:00:46
May 31, 2021
Season 2: Client 32 - The Customer Is Always Karen w/Brendan, Greg and Matt
It was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen. They really tried but somehow they wound up talking about Zoom squabble, Greg's mannequin replacement, Karens are squeaky, junkiedar, People For Black People, Out Of Touch Weekly, Chinese hieroglyphics, anti-Karen, that zero person, reef donkey literature, gay cookies, poor burger hut, don't ask for butt stuff, robot lawyers, Jiminy Cricket, silk frog on a shoehorn, sound of one finger clapping, jalapeno soda and a sticker from God. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:00:39
May 27, 2021
Season 2: Client 31 - Dress Sizes & Body Hair w/author, comedian & 70s club kid Wendy Stuart Kaplan
A very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair. Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows what it means to be engaged in a fake law discussion by talking about Pennsyltucky, Halston, tutus & leg warmers, gorilla suit era of Madonna, rejecting Andy Warhol, rubber rat named Igor, Greg's raw charisma, Union of Swiss Watchmakers, a frock is a frock, Mr. Beastie Boy, hat kraken, big & sloppy, weird ear hair, Octopus-American, bear marinade, Wendy Stuart TV and beer and hard liquor. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:05:23
May 24, 2021
Season 2: Client 30 - When Words Collide w/comedy legend Bruce Vilanch
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide.  Bruce Vilanch, multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys and a myriad of A-Z list celebrities talks with the never attorneys about a brand new smile, George Lucas' betrayal, wookies in blackface, Lupita Nyong'o, 18 mermaids, mommy issues, charming chubs, the mumu hut, John Waters, hard drinking newsmen, sewer rat Barbie, Whoopi Goldberg, narcissist central, heathen interloper, a farting pug, kiss me where it smells, boner garage, executive transvestite, Chadwick Boseman, almost famous, and why not me too. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:23:26
May 20, 2021
S2: Client 29 - Leading Men Are Not Real Men w/stunt director John Stewart & singer Madeleine Kaye
Truly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana. They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Men Are Not Real Men, even though the client ultimately gets the brush-off as they discuss Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matt Dillon, Slightly Annoyed Max, tricycle movie, sea lions in capes, broken backs and necks, biggest airbag in the business, Class 5 rapids, steering giant logs, let's wreck something, stealing cars at 10 years old,  Hal Needham, she's got jokes folks, more rock than Rockette, yo quiero Taco Bell, dog has herpes, secret language, sex club show ponies, eaten by sharks, John is gone, David Carradine, Kill John, sexual asphyxiation, Action U.S.A., Kentucky Derby hat, and Fall Guy. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:02:54
May 17, 2021
Season 2: Client 28 - Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress w/career actress Lisa London
A very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress. While consoling the distressed client, they talk about Amazon Prime, monster under a rock, Quarantine Girl, eating bats, hazmat suits, Shinto, Chuck Walker Texas Arranger, Clint Eastwood, The Morning Show, Bigfoot Or Bust, Ed Sheeran, My Mother The Panda, lingerie on stage, Amityville Cop, Tommy Wiseau, eating oatmeal, Wang Chung, plum wine in Japan, Joe Namath is a god, Catty, coconut bra, ride an iguana, Titanic Cop, Jack Nicholson's junk, tiny yoga and Creepyville.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
56:60
May 13, 2021
Season 2: Motivational Office Retreat - The Pizza Show w/the Happy Hour News Team
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all the way from North Dakota, the Happy Hour News Team will join us on our retreat and enjoy a lot of retreat activities like swallowing dreams, janking the system, managing knife men, the holy dude, entertainment is immoral, Leland Sklar, the 6.99 Club, splicing genes, scuttlebutt, blackness of souls, zoom tests, Sanchez and Shanty Pants, keto poops, hefty bag fashion, Fatty Fatty Two By Four, bean flicking county, Kristi Noem, cornfields and nothing, therapy gator, pizza rum, getting Alexa drunk, mayor of Burgerville, catburger flipper, Atari 2600, the revenooers, the Mercator projection, eating varmints, swan with a lisp, Tuff-Shed, The Godfather, Netflix, stupider friends, frozen in amber, Blazing Saddles, Groundhog Dayja Vu, the Parler of podcasts, joke reparations, uncircumcised golf club, the Childhood Drama Network, Florida Man, diaper launching, Hooter Jones, punching old ladies, pushing iron, cursive is dead, blood on the saw, shot class, Tommy Chong, Shelby the vampire, snagging audio, and these guys. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
02:06:15
May 10, 2021
Season 2: Client 27 - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization w/NYC talk show host Mickey Burns
It's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which George, the poor man's Tom Jones, Justin Bieber as limo driver, Pete Davidson and gonged at last.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:12:34
May 03, 2021
Season 2: Client 26 - Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? w/the astounding Howard Bloom
We have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that dogs ARE dog's best friend but we also talked about poor innocent bunnies, comic book science, Irish Bar Mitzvah, God's big chunky balls,  National Lampoon, schmuck, clown pants, suck it bitches, Tracee Ellis Ross, squashed toadlike woman, Chaka Khan, unholy hour, polka legends, Isaac Newton, amoebic blob, Prince, TRS 100, coal mining, Escape From The Planet Of The Giraffes, 80 feral cats, Shluppy, flea farts, Jared Harris, the Earth as a petting zoo, doom riders and catastrophe tamers, smartypantsness, and whiz king.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:49:28
April 26, 2021
Season 2: Client 25 - One's Name Is One's Destiny w/author Wendy M. Kok
On a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok, author of the book, A Grey Resort, who is here to help us  with our newest client, One's Name Is One's Destiny.  While this client did get its money's worth, there was some divergence when they discussed changeover day; a dock, jello salad and aspic; Desert Storm; a golf club named Excalibur; Stephen 'The Pantser' King; Ed Gein; the Matt joke drinking game; Jewish rap songs; zeta male; friendy Wendy; Freakonomics; the Kim ruined it; Ta Ta, Tay Tay and Ya Ya; and his middle name is Turgid.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; uHive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:07:05
April 22, 2021
Season 2: Client 24 - There Are No Fat Vampires w/singer and musician ARO
Right out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires.  Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem, killing Helena Bonham Carter, breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 vampires agree, Lizzo, a soulless husk, giant buttocks balloons, what's a matchbook and rotary phones.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; uHive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
56:47
April 19, 2021
Season 2: Client 23 - The Nerd Hierarchy w/master podcasters Kenric & John of Spoiler Country
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy. They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country, the founding and lead show on Spoilerverse.com. While developing their defense for the client, other topics were mentioned including: becoming your own grandpa, Kevin Smith, The Get, Spottyify, ComicsGate, Black Lightning, Stan Lee, excelsior ejaculation, nerts, the Original Dork, turning down booty calls, fleshlight, Hulk 187, the Maple Syrup Embargo, John is all and all is John, Superman is a bully, speaking in acronyms, a metallic crab, LARPing, Dungeons & Dragons, meth roleplaying, Civil War reenactors, The Spoiler, dickfingers, H.P. Lovecraft, all time show of all time, absinthe, lichen or Lycan, Wolverine finds God, edge of my sheet, Tatiana Maslany, hulk dogs, and Scarlet Witch the Semen Bender. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; uHive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3 or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:00:24
April 15, 2021
Season 2: Client 22 - Case Your State w/author and podcaster Anthony Williams III
In a rare occurrence, a guest counsel arrives sight unseen to both sides. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Anthony Williams III, author of On Borrowed Time: Reinvention Of The Lost Soul and host of The Independent Mouth podcast, to help address our newest client, Case Your State. This episode is not for the faint of stomach!  We learn about the fuckits, three eyes, putting the ass in asset, eating babies, parkour, Vectromirror, Tron, cottontops, rabbit identifiers, education deficit disorder, you crank 'em we jank 'em, Nickelodeon, Teddy Ruxpin, the junior Rangers, Dr. Oz, hands in my pants, low hanging balls, Bella the rottweiler, Chavez, youpers and trolls, Aubrey Plaza, Pepperidge Farm, lambtops, moose huffing, pygmy hippos, political incorrectness, the midget-little person debate, joining Uber and gazpacho.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; uHive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker
01:27:25
April 12, 2021
Season 2: Client 21 - Hateful Pulp Dogs w/Nick & Kaz of Movie Theater Time Machine
The husband and wife team of Kaz and Nick from Movie Theater Time Machine land their hovercraft outside the doors of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker to help the trio tackle the serious issues of their newest client, Hateful Pulp Dogs. For once, they spend a normal amount of time with their client while still diverging with: pod dogs, Holmes and Yo Yo, TV Time Machine, middle aged prostitutes, cartoon elephants, black belts and elastic belts, a late 60s jerk off, Quentin Tarantino, ten minutes of feet, Captain Quibble, Christoph Waltz, the Green Bay Sweat Socks, Sad Max, squishing the eyeball, Stanley Kubrick, it's Pat as the Gimp, Blues Brothers, Benedict Cumberbatch and penguins, British squirrels, highly rated to overrated, Super Mario Brothers and petrified lemurs. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. They are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter - @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; uHive - www.uhive.com/z/QTTCLFU or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:10:29
April 08, 2021
Season 2: Client 20 - We're Not Funny w/former comedy agent Bruce Starr
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get right to the heart of their non-existent firm by enlisting expert guest counsel Bruce Starr to help handle their newest client, We're Not Funny.  Unfortunately, another client goes by the wayside as they instead talk about Hound of the Baskervilles, Evening At The Improv, Vincent Price, scared essless, why he wore the bag, cutlery humor, the Gong Show, Bobby Slayton, cocaine dealer to the stars, sex with Howie Mandel, doorstops, rejecting Ellen Degeneres, Andy Kaufman eating cereal, thumbscrews, Edgar Allen Poe and a vampire road.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
59:01
April 04, 2021
Season 2: Client 19 - I Don't Understand Advertising w/internet radio mogul Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper
I Don't Understand Advertising enters the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as their newest client in order to gain some clarity. Yet gains none. To help, their guest counsel is Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper, internet radio mogul and CEO of Talk4Media, who brings his experience to horrible use as they instead discuss Catholic social teaching, corn stock theater, tugging a pug, pig radio, Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever, it's always a douchebag, deep sea lizard diver, morning wood in your cup, heroin with a chupacabra, guinea pig warehouse, I Donut, jizz skimming and King Of All Festivals. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:01:43
April 01, 2021
Season 2: Client 18 - Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? w/Captain Of Industry Kim Richards
A true captain of the music industry, Kim Richards, Chairman Of The Board and CEO of Allied Artists International, arrives as an untrue lawyer to help the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker almost completely ignore their new client, Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? Instead, Kim Richards' life gets more focus as they all discuss Constantine the Great, getting mugged in Glendale, Hot August Night, long dead partners, Snoopy's doghouse, Steely Dan, Andy Gibb, Stiggy, use all language, fooling Roger Waters, train conductors hats, potentiometers, a slice of dingo, the B-52s got away, steering a rudderless ship, flying tigers, shark jaws, cultural appropriation, Danny Elfman, the 4th Bee Gee and ex-wives.   For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured. Also on Instagram @lawofficesofquibble and TikTok @qsblaw.
01:10:09
March 25, 2021
Season 2: Client 17 - Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... w/Three Stooges grandson Brad Server
Brad Server, aka Curly G, is known far and wide for not being Curly from the Three Stooges (his grandfather). Now he will be a new guest attorney for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to represent their popular client, Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... Curly G and Brad switch personalities often during the show and speak on the gift of falsetto, a dog named Shemp, a hamster named Curly Joe, peekapoos, Scottish robot, we encourage squabbling, The Grandfather, blinded by the blinds, Tina Turner, the plug sandwich, son of a baby, donkey cheese, great sonic delights, Steve Adler of Guns N Roses and a flying cat.   Brendan is vacationing since this is the Irish National Holiday.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured. Also on Instagram @lawofficesofquibble and TikTok @qsblaw.
01:06:46
March 21, 2021
Season 2: Client 16 - This Land Is My Land & So Is Your Land w/Allied Artists guitarist Rocky Kramer
On St. Patrick's Day, who is there better to get as guest counsel than a Norwegian guitarist? Rocky Kramer, part of the Allied Artists Music family, joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help our newest client, This Land Is My Land And So Is Your Land. The client, of course, never gets the value of its retainer because we discussed Kissco, leotards & aluminum foil, great grandad jokes, Lars Malmsteen the breakfast cereal, Scarlett Johansson, Black Frog, electric Pringles cans, Viking West Side Story, Vicycles, kick in the hoopsie, giraffe fetish and translating quibble to Norwegian.  Brendan is vacationing since this is the Irish National Holiday.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:05:04
March 18, 2021
Season 2: Client 15 - JFQ, Flat Earth & You w/the usual suspects
Sadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, Flat Earth & You and give their client most of their attention, for once. Seek out these various exhibits: Covid towers & covid ants, I Q -  you no Q, Pokemon Go, Q's Clues, missing toothers, Alex Jones, Schrodinger, flat Quearth, Buzz Aldrin, protractor people, Qbert & Qernie, hating with love, chiropractery, Putin's butt monkey, Dr. Seuss, manly fluids, googly eyebrows, Emoticon Prime, Kim Kardashian, and taste the urine.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:01:58
March 14, 2021
Season 2: Client 14 - Vegans ON TRIAL w/prolific punk singer/author John Robb of The Membranes
Getting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade, visits from across the pond to put Vegans ON TRIAL in our first litigation of the new year. Of course, our client has probably lost all chance at parole because they talked about squabbly family members, pretend alien, the Buzzcocks, anti-fashion, Elton John's punk album, the mystery of creativity, the universe in B flat minor, people from Vega, poking gorillas, vegan footballs, a burger burger, Mark Lanegan, screams of the rabbits, Bigfoot abattoir, reptilian clones, a sodding page, Meghan Markle and royal attendance medals. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:12:11
March 11, 2021
Season 2: Client 13 - Can't Compete If You're Obsolete w/podcaster/entrepreneur Phil Better
Reaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better, the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself, based in Quebec. They tackle the client, Can't Compete If You're Obsolete, but more in the football sense than in the helping sense. They instead exit rationality and speak about radishes, Neil Young, Canadian boomer, a super cup, Gubba Rum returns, vikings, $50 is less than zero, Mr. Math, Newfies, kissing fish, mummified toe, Jesus Flintstone, Quibblecois, the whores of France, bathing machines, Old Timer magazine, sex robots, everyone is God, the Woke Floridian, Gregitarianism, soylent green, vinyl records suck and maple syrup.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:11:06
March 07, 2021
Season 2: Client 12 - Mars, Bars & Stars w/the amazing Jane's Addiction drummer, Stephen Perkins
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Picker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins, drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction. He was also a founding member of Porno For Pyros, Hellride and Banyan. He helps the not-connected-to-law lawyers essentially ignore their client, Mars, Bars & Stars by talking about patchouli, Let's Bang, Bongos & Shakers the stripper, Shlomo & Moshe, covered in flesh, the Weird Lovemakers, call me Watt, the Grateful Stooges, gluten-free music, hell tunnel, the Velvet Underground, putting hair metal to sleep, Twenty One Pilots, bathroom bongos, Perry Farrell talks to aliens, a death on Mars, Colombo's frozen brain, Atom & Eve, way crazy paths, Lollapalooza, respect the robot and Super Lime Man.  For other episodes, go to http://www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
56:39
March 04, 2021
Season 2: Client 11 - We're All Narcissists w/podcaster and comedian Matt Gwinn
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn. Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adventures Of The Albino Rhino and had made the mistake of bringing on the QSB team to his show a month ago (available here - https://anchor.fm/adventuresofalbinorhino/episodes/They-Arent-Lawyers--and-They-Shouldnt-Be-ep0iv2). Gwinn helps us with our client while also diverging greatly to speak about Flat Earth Dave, coughing in brotherhood, Maria's mugs, minty toothpicks, nipple ointment, masturbating cats, Gubba Rum, holocaust whiskey, drink supremacist, Hunter S. Thompson of Ohio, pink and fresh, tingaling and international tiger penis. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:21:25
February 28, 2021
Season 2: Client 10 - Fedora The Explorer w/charity music event promoter SohoJohnny Pasquale
Sometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer.  Quietly.  The client doesn't quite get star treatment and instead the following topics are discussed: boogie down Brendan, weekend penguin, bad musical choices, Benny Hill, pot of water and a 4 year old, magic sex cane, best bully, the Purple Goatee, Buster Keaton, Florida is America's scrotum, Martin Scorsese, calculator thing and sea shanties. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
56:52
February 25, 2021
Season 2: Client 9 - What Is The Name Of This Client? w/renowned psychic Artie Hoffman
Practicing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's guest counsel is master psychic and medium Artie Hoffman, author of Angels And Answers, who not only psychically reads each of the fake lawyers but talks to them about a variety of non-relevant things like writing erotica, the stickiness, tarty party, the hokey pokey, Peeping Tom's Window Cleaning, my eye's mind, moo!, angels tossing softballs, purple balls of light, killing and smiting, a bus terminal for spirits, rummy, late night binge drinking, pancakes and french toast, and fifty percent of a cyst. This is an episode for the skeptic and the believer your mother knows.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:34:33
February 18, 2021
Season 2: Client 8 - America North w/Maxim model & lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson
Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North. Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson graces our offices without realizing exactly what she's gotten herself into. While working towards helping the client, the conversation went off the rails immediately and touched on lumber fetishes, veterans and veterinarians, Zoom boom, Michael DesBarres, rum comin', Gubba Gubba Hey, Dick Armey & Cock Navy, $57,500 Bar, trading oxy for cheese, forehead barometer, Tom Brady Bunch, a bald greased wolverine, no buffet no Bud, Trailer Park Boys, tinkling of bells, basketball on ice,  Kramer's attorney Jackie Chan, chocolate vampires and Magic Spoon. For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:27:33
February 18, 2021
Season 2: Client 7 - Monty Python's Snake w/the extraordinary Scott Page
The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake. Much conversation ensued with subjects like Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Corey Feldman, wah wah pedals, flying pigs, amplified chicken nuggets, the mullet to end all mullets, Eckhart Tolle, flip it-twist it-freak it, the Age Of Soullessness, master donut cooker, Eric Idle, fish slapping, back in your cage monkey, Anglophobia, Diana Ross, VR planetarium, Wonkavision, rubber hands, lizard people's news, the Illuminati, Q is Blue, Hitler's love child and Dr. Strangelove.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:19:43
February 11, 2021
Season 2: Client 6 - Mummies On Parade w/podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio
Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio, wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while chatting about Captain Chesapeake, ghost hosts, my child Atlantic, Bethlehem Steel, sea monster friend, Svengoolie, the best cleavage ever, murder mystery train theater, Sherlock Holmes, eyebrow insurance, Santo the wrestler, accidental mummies, KKK/Mummy crossovers, Boris Karloff,  Mummy: Impossible,  dying in Gotham, naked baseball, curses and blessings, Stevie Nicks, Nookie from Jersey Shore, Florida Man, Mike Myers, Hat in a Cat and a mummified lion.  For other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:02:52
February 04, 2021
Season 2: Client 5 - Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers w/mythological bass player Leland Sklar
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers. Some aspects of his over 50-year long career in music are glossed over and instead we discuss a roomful of crap, rubber diapers, James Taylor, screaming at grass, alphabetical maladies, hermetically sealed anus, the goat market, turtle bullying, Jackson Browne, musical sharecropper, shapeshifting lizard people, Reba McIntire, freshly squeezed goat oil, Joe Cocker, Reeses' Cups and urinal cakes, the Immediate Family, crazy pagan feminists, the Eagles and slut vomit. To avoid other episodes, don't go to www.qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblaw or watch them on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ/featured
01:21:27
February 04, 2021
Season 2: Client 4 - Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? w/character actor Tim McLaughlin
Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackle the client, Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? While determining which is which, they also find the Pandemic Circle Of Hell, Mr. Peek-A-Boo, Floridian elitism, taking care of Steves, wooing, Wayne Brady, a tent and a straw, Tom Hanks, Groundskeeper Willie, scab children, Scottish Vikings, Zen & The Art Of Golf, chunky air, Jackie Earle Hailey, celebrity sodomy, Rime Of The Aniston Mariner, Stinky Pete, FellatioBook, plastic bubble people, live Purell events, and Norma Bates. To access all their cases, go to www.qsblaw.org, tweet tweet @qsblaw, YewTewb - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ or go to wherever podcasts are sold.
01:37:43
January 28, 2021
Season 2: Client 3 - Golden Girls And Golden Boys w/film actress Liz Priestley
On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley, a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba, Concrete Cowboy, who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things. She helps provide wrong legal advice to our newest client - Golden Girls And Golden Boys. She fit right in while also not giving the client enough attention by discussing the meth in method acting, lassoing sewer rats, flushing baby horses, Quentin Tarantino's head, African-Italian culture, bat soup, blood on the walls, Sex In Seattle, syphilis armor, giant billowing scarves, Celibates On The Farm,  horse camp and Method Man is no Idris Elba. To find earlier episodes, visit www.qsblaw.org, Tweet us @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com and now on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQCmRNKLqY
01:26:15
January 21, 2021
Season 2: Client 2 - You Light Up My Life Sustainably w/actor-entrepreneur Scott Valentine
Scott Valentine, most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventually addressing today's client, You Light Up My Life Sustainably. The conversation gets frequently off track while discussing the Grand Fromage, showrunners and morons, the Art Of Being Nick, Hollywood fornications, Black Scorpion, Mr. Big Dick, hiding from Girl Scouts, sock whipping, Pluto TV, push-pull, Smokey & The BJ Bandit, turkey manure, invading Canada, and getting punched in the face. Please visit www.qsblaw.org for other episodes, tweetling @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com and now on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLhuNgs8_p7Z3_wLIey8ZQ
01:04:03
January 14, 2021
Season 2 Client 1 - Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It w/Legendary Character Actor Larry Hankin
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild ride exploring Larry's life as secrets get uncovered, such as: fire eagle scout, infant fan followings, hibachi in a van, shrimp in a napkin, Woody Allen's barf, Petfix, John Huston's Italian shoes, Dylan's outside, dogcatcher onesies, apples in space, Mike Tyson chicken and a Frenchman, a toaster and a candle. For older episodes, please head on over to www.qsblaw.org, find the twits on Twitter @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:30:59
January 07, 2021
Our Twenty-Seventh Client - Ghosts Of Episodes Past
As we stare across the threshold towards the year 2021, we collectively thumb our noses and give the finger to the year 2020 by recapping every frickin' client acquired by the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as our final 2020 client, although none of them have paid any bill we sent.  Even while discussing our new client, it seems impossible to stay on track as the following were conversed about: thanking Timothy Leary, enter the Skunkman, the Don-Rhino Connection, cobra versus schoolbus, tan genitals, serial killer talk, Gladwellian, a cloud of smoke, snot dust, a Minnesota variant, the monkey brain and the return of the pizza fund. In the coming year, more guests will be featured starting with legendary Hollywood character actor, Larry Hankin on our first episode of the new year. You must listen! Track us down at www.qsblaw.org, tweeter @qsblaw or email at qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:29:39
December 31, 2020
Our Twenty-Sixth Client - Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!!
As the virulent year 2020 draws to a close, the anti-lawyers obfuscate their way into a quasi-holiday program with their newest client, Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!! Leaving many opportunities untouched, listen as they bypass normal conversation and talk about Festivus, decorating Jeb Bush, loaves and witches, roasting Ewoks, Chanukah in a vial, Klingons and sex clubs, dancing for squids, the kings of stupid, proud duck rapists and Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.  Next week brings our year-end wrap-up show! To hear every episode, go to www.qsblaw.org, Twitter them @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com.  We WILL read your email on the air!
56:26
December 24, 2020
Our Twenty-Fifth Client - Social Media Distancing
It  seems like only yesterday when a cute little virus showed up and shut down the world. Now, eight months later, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have snared the perfect client, Social Media Distancing to bring some meaning to it all. You'll find out about discount genies, Erkel and vampires, the Chosen One, the Xerox of elevators, poop balloons, left wing militias, breast dust and Zuckerberg's complexion.  It's okay to pass this information down to future generations. Find all our clients at www.qsblaw.org, engage @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:17:35
December 17, 2020
Our Twenty-Fourth Client - Killing Me Softly With Han Solo
Perhaps one of the most sought after of clients, Killing Me Softly With Han Solo, has placed a large retainer for the services of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in order to gain sympathetic movie rights. This episode has EXTRA SQUABBLE FLAVOR for your dining pleasure. It includes: Darth Joker, Jabba the Hutt as Bernie Sanders, space tattoos, the chick with the tubes, Adam Driver's nose, celebrity gag balls, the carrot people family, SuperJedi, camels in caves, Nurse Jackie, Chewbacca's father and our very first listener email! Thanks, Maria! To find additional episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org, tweetishness @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:32:49
December 10, 2020
Our Twenty-Third Client - Aging Is Fun But Hard On The Knees
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have over 150 years of non-experience practicing non-law and have roped in the perfect client for their 23rd, Aging Is Fun And Hard On The Knees.  The normal issues are discussed specifically old man medical issues but then, as usual the client is  neglected as they talk about gravity punishing them, wheat germ & honeysuckle, twitchin' frickin' maniac, the Guh in Google, flipper babies, Florida and its unique stupid, never drive on acid and what the hell happened! Find other clients at www.qsblaw.org, get Twittering @qsblaw or email them at qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:28:32
December 03, 2020
Our Twenty-Second Client - Heroes Are Super And Delicious
As the turkey arrives on your plate and the cranberry sauce crawls off, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring you a special Thanksgiving Day special episode that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving. The new client, Heroes Are Super And Delicious, makes many demands of your favorite fake lawyers by suggesting they have super powers of their own. In the midst of it, they also mention crunchy diamonds, rocket poop, Petix Man, Galactus Intolerance, Captain Super Amazing, Captain Barrio Gomez, Captain Australia, Marvel Bitch, dingo balls, manboobs and manbutts. Go ahead and pour some gravy over it. You can reach the Super Law Offices by going to www.qsblaw.org, tweetin' @qsblaw or email qsblawoffices@google.com
01:25:05
November 26, 2020
Our Twenty-First Client - Sitcoms ON TRIAL
The terrible triumvirate heads back to court to bring situation comedies before a judge and jury that don't exist. Yes, Sitcoms On Trial are their newest client. The following exhibits get explored: Fonzie the Lothario, Covid school, Neil Patrick Harris, white anglo saxon jews, Otis the lovable drunk, Oomah!, big black eyeballs, CGI babies, a bad case of sunspots, lynchapalooza and batface. If you want the show's quality to get better, show you care and interact. Email qsblawoffices@gmail.com, tweet 'em @qsblaw, or leave a voice message at www.qsblaw.org. They'll love you forever!
01:22:29
November 19, 2020
Our Twentieth Client - A Steaming Pile Of Democracy
The votes have been counted and the votes have been ignored by President Trump. This means the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered the arena to make sure their twentieth client, A Steaming Pile of Democracy, is maintained in a pure form. In the middle of the controversy and intrigue, many players are unearthed, these include Darth Brooks, Reagan in a towel, 2 Presidents One Cup, Congressional cage matches, Tinder for Dogs, Frosty the Snow Representative, Fetus Christ, the new Grover Cleveland, and Al Gore as QAnon.  Don't forget to vote three times! Find more fun at www.qsblaw.org, @qsblaw or email quibble@qsblaw.org. You even leave us a voice message on our website.
01:15:30
November 12, 2020
Our Nineteenth Client - Ballots, Bullets & Burgers (that damn election)
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker obtain their most contentious client yet, Ballots, Bullets & Burgers.  This client raises the blood pressure of each of the pseudo lawyers as the current U.S. Presidential election process is discussed. However, this does not deter them from extra special territories as they converse about: aisle football, really bad sandwiches, the douchiest of bags, anal squeaking, Mad Max, the bubishery system, metaphysical plates, Batboy, sweet mushrooms and A Clockwork Antifa. You can connect via www.qsblaw.org, quibble@qsblaw.org or tweet them @qsblawoffices. Thanks for listening!
01:35:24
November 05, 2020
Our Eighteenth Client - Urban Legends, Cryptids & Yo Mama
Has the Abominable Snowman festered in your dreams? Has the Chupacabra sucked your goat? Well, have no fear as your incredibly brave non-legal team face monsters of your childhood with Client Number 18, especially yo mama.  This particular rabbit hole finds an unholy menagerie including: the Choking Doberman, dog finger, cow dreams, Bigfoots from outer space, the Jersey Goat, Gumberoo, Batsquatch, the Albino Kangaroo and the Stupid Hole. Moisten your fingertips, place them in your friends' ears and have a listen! Please visit qsblaw.org, @qsblawoffices on Twitter or email the nitwits at quibble@qsblaw.org.
01:00:35
October 29, 2020
Our Seventeenth Client - Irish Halloween Turnip w/Comedian Belinda Carrol
Holy moley, Batsquid! The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker have brought in guest counsel to depose their newest client, Irish Halloween Turnip. Portland, Oregon-based comedian and founder of the Portland Queer Comedy Festival, Belinda Carrol provides a welcome respite from the normal yammering of our fake lawyers. The discussion ranges in many areas from Stingy Jack, Abortion Man, Tarantino scat and porn extras to sexy Frankenstein, sacred potatoes, octopus on a stick, Covid test fetishes and gerbil piping. Find all the episodes at the new website: www.qsblaw.org and leave a voice message or email them at quibble@qsblaw.org.
01:12:00
October 22, 2020
Our Sixteenth Client - Entertainment Is Bad For You
Today, your fearsome threesome dive right into their newest client, Entertainment Is Bad For You. How bad, you may ask. Pretty bad. A gamut of concepts are explored so there is probably one for you! Things start off with mustache rides and move on to transvestite clowns, people puzzles, making fishhooks, A Tent In The Woods, spotted dick, penguin mermaids, generic sports teams and denial as entertainment. To communicate with the fake lawyers, email qsblawoffices@gmail.com or tweet 'em @qsblawoffices. They want you to so do it!
01:23:26
October 16, 2020
Our Fifteenth Client - With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends
Your intrepid pseudo -lawyers wrangle up a new client, With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends to attempt to pay the rent on their non-existent offices.  A bromance is narrowly avoided while the very fake lawyers attempt to sound knowledgeable but instead ignore their client's basic needs. Territory covered includes:  crack friends, butt pencils, ear sex, foil fences, when friends go bad, The Baking Housewives Of New Jersey, zeta males and duck penises. Have a listen but don't let your boss or your children hear it.  To reach the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, email at qsblawoffices@gmail.com or tweet 'em @qsblawoffices.
01:12:18
October 08, 2020
Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 2)
Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 2, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers.  All sorts of thingies are discussed including: spin the donkey, lesbian whistling, ball stomping, ear scraping, shopping cart magic and mother-in-law experiments . Please leave us a voice message on our Anchor page or email/Tweet us qsblawoffices@gmail.com and @qsblawoffices for whatever reason.
45:32
October 02, 2020
Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 1)
Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers.  All sorts of nastiness are discussed including: presidential profanity, golden nasal nuggets, toilet ponies, gleeking, public urination, sex at McDonald's, Zog and Gleek the caveman odd couple and the Catapult Chair.  This long consultation with Client 14 required a second part, which will air next week. Please leave us a voice message on our Anchor page or email/Tweet us qsblawoffices@gmail.com and @qsblawoffices for whatever reason.
59:07
September 24, 2020
Our Thirteenth Client - We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits
Clients seem to be knocking down the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits has plopped down a retainer for the full unreal firm treatment. Areas of discussion include the Warlocks Of Tinder, the king of Transylvania, QAnon's magic bar of soap, if a gamer were president, shooting elderly from cannons, sheep driving, when assassins marry teenagers and Arnold on heroin. To experience more wisdom from the never lawyers, message them at qsblawoffices@gmail.com or on Twitter @qsblawoffices.
01:12:20
September 17, 2020
Our Twelfth Client - Marriage And Glue Sniffing
Heading into divorce court, our unqualified non-lawyers combine the unlikeliest of couples, marriage and glue sniffing.  As per usual,  shortly after pretending to be interested in the client, the bombastic, belittling, boorish, bogus barristers feed on their egos and discuss The Coffee Nap, Tesla's haircut, the Rusty Testicle, and Paula, their only fan.  We only guarantee one laugh per episode, any extras will be charged double.
01:08:44
September 10, 2020
Our Eleventh Client - School Subjects ON TRIAL
The ersatz attorneys claw their way into another non-courtroom to take school subjects ON TRIAL!  If you've ever wanted to completely eliminate certain school subjects, this is the episode for you.  After an initial volley interrogating algebra and lauding civics, our intrepid trio diminish any hope for lucidity by adding lifecycles to history classes, attempting to understand Space Force, eliminating art, introducing the concept of lingerie roller derby, secular humanist bowling leagues and the advent of futurology. The waters are shallow here, stick a toe in.
01:23:49
September 03, 2020
Our Tenth Client - Diets & Their Bastard Children
The terrific trio match wits with a false family law case when they meet their tenth client, Diets & Their Bastard Children. Beginning, as usual, with taking the client seriously, the tenacious triumvirate devolve quickly into discussions involving manatee molestation, freaks in Florida, celebrity regurgitation, spirit animals, morbid obesity and Michael Phelps. Listening to this episode might be hazardous to your intestinal tract. Beware!
01:11:38
August 27, 2020
Our Ninth Client - Vacations: Friend Or Foe?
Our smug, self-important narcissist returns from a family vacation and commandeers our ninth client, Vacations: Friend Or Foe!  Whilst preening, the conversation still goes its own way and envelops driving way too fast in Europe, orgasmic Life Savers (butterscotch, by the way), the beauty of Yellowstone, the Grand Tetons and Glacier National Park, close encounters with polar bears and bison and using lawn mowers to remove snakes. Strap in!
01:22:22
August 20, 2020
Our Eighth Client - Sexy Zombies & Their Lovers
Seeking a classier clientele, the faux lawyers unfortunately hitch their wagons to a client revered and ridiculed by many: zombies.  On the road to figuring out what this is all about, many diversions are taken.  Somehow the conversation enters the Covid-19 mask debate, Facebook is run by zombies, the taste and quality of brains with eggs, can ghouls be zombies if they're ghouls, zombie porn and are tree cities better than prisons.  Feel free to communicate via twitter or email: @qsblawoffices or qsblawoffices@gmail.com
01:27:34
August 06, 2020
Our Seventh Client - Revolution Is In The Air
Our most serious client arrived today: Revolution In The Air.  The scatterbrained trio of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker think they can tackle today's current issues yet fail miserably,  Somehow they misuse Bob Dylan, give a poorly understood history lesson of America's wars, misunderstand simple political concepts, expect free pizza and, understandably, find their way to Dungeons & Dragons.  The best thing is they proffer no legal advice as they are not real lawyers so only you listeners experience their malpractice.
01:37:24
July 30, 2020
Our Sixth Client - Television Vs. Movies
The three boobs visit the similarly named tube and compare to movies new and old.  Controversial territory gets skirted around and the new client gets short shrift while other interests take the foreground.  Our false lawyers dip into political waters discussing cancel culture, orange fingers, Karens snatching protesters, Brendan's little thing, too much Deerhunter and when are pejoratives not pejoratives. Listen if you care because we don't care if you eavesdrop.
57:32
July 23, 2020
Our Fifth Client - Sex Sells...Always?
Sex Sells, Sex Sells, Sex Sells. Sex Sells.  So they say.  Our intrepid faux lawyers tackle the simplest of clients and find their way into other topics they probably should have avoided.  The conversation shifts to attraction towards dead chickens, the Underground Railroad, one particular use for a sock, The Handmaid's Tale, flying nipples, human fluids and fear.
01:28:11
July 16, 2020
Our Fourth Client: Idiocracy is Now
The fake lawyers return to experience their fourth client: Idiocracy Is Now.  Many things that are important get discussed: the origin of the moron, Matt's mini-stroke, the Flat Earth Society on a boat, upside down globalism, and pecan shell cracker sandwiches. Traverse carefully. 
01:12:43
July 09, 2020
Our Third Client - Song Lyrics ON TRIAL! (explicit content)
This week's episode takes the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to court for its first litigation: song lyrics on trial!  In order to properly tackle our client's needs, we've opened up a satellite office in Florida and have a new host, Brendan, who pulls no punches. You will experience mountains in the sky that stand there, how Stonehenge opened the demonic door to rock and roll, unnatural acts with dogs and why Greg needs a filter.
01:30:03
July 03, 2020
Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part Two)
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Greg a pizza with a podcast and an inability to quit yammering to meet time constraints. Part two includes Hitler's brain, the Crusades and do planets have rocks?
01:15:45
June 26, 2020
Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part One)
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Greg a pizza with a podcast and an inability to quit yammering to meet time constraints. Part two includes Hitler's brain, the Crusades and do planets have rocks? 
01:14:45
June 26, 2020
Our First Client: Favorite Ethnic Foods
Our first client, Favorite Ethnic Foods, winds up paying a retainer for very strange non-legal advice which includes the Tuna Wars, the sounds giraffes make and the difference between Rocky and Smoky Mountain Oysters. Do YOU want to listen? I don't recommend it.
57:39
June 18, 2020