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Quick & Painless Pro Wrestling Podcast

Quick & Painless Pro Wrestling Podcast

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The Pro Wrestling Podcast from the perspective of two fans turned wrestlers, turned back into fans that loosely follows a format to avoid meaningless rambling. Much like that.
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S3. E9: Rampage vs. Smackdown

Quick & Painless Pro Wrestling PodcastOct 15, 2021

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S3. E9: Rampage vs. Smackdown

S3. E9: Rampage vs. Smackdown

This week Dillon & Carter talk about Smackdown running 30 minutes over to compete with Rampage, as well as The Buy In on YouTube. Plus, we discuss King of the Ring and Queen's Crown possible outcomes, Michigan Independent Wrestling, Wrestling Society X, and much more!

Oct 15, 202101:02:40
S3. E8: No Sick Days

S3. E8: No Sick Days

Somewhere amidst the incessant barrage of movie and music quotes and references, and despite QPP's resident weatherman being ... under the weather, Dillon and Carter find themselves talking about this week in pro wrestling, including NXT 2.0, Armed Anderson, and much more! 

Oct 08, 202148:54
S3. E7: Ho-Hum

S3. E7: Ho-Hum

On this day of International Podcasting day, Dillon and Carter are back to discuss potentially the most intricate heel turn in modern pro wrestling history, The Demon's heartbeat at Extreme Rules, and more questions from Bryan Danielson. 

Oct 01, 202148:02
S3. E6: Grand Slampage

S3. E6: Grand Slampage

Dillon and Carter break down the success of Dynamite Grand Slam, what to expect from Rampage, and what is going on with former NXT stars on the 2nd of this 2-show week! 

Sep 25, 202101:05:45
S3. E5: Grand Slam Preview

S3. E5: Grand Slam Preview

Bahhhhhh only an hour and 26 minutes late, but if you haven't yet started watching AEW Dynamite Grand Slam, Live from Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City, then listen to this first! Dillon and Carter break down tonight's card, who wins, who loses, and debate some potential surprises for the night too!

Sep 23, 202132:20
S3. E4: Hotdogs and Handshakes

S3. E4: Hotdogs and Handshakes

After a brief, 2-week hiatus, Dillon and Carter return to talk all things AEW including Adam Cole, Bryan Danielson, CM Punk, the fallout from All Out and Malakai Black vs. Cody Rhodes! Also, what's next for MJF, Christian Cage, or Jon Moxley? All of this and more as we work for nothing more than a hotdog and a handshake!

Sep 10, 202101:06:03
S3. E3: On The Road...

S3. E3: On The Road...

On the cusp of an exciting weekend for pro-wrestling, Dillon checks in with Carter as he is on the road back to the homeland. They discuss AEW Rampage, Summerslam, NXT Takeover, and an idea to bring back a classic wrestling match...with a twist!
Aug 20, 202147:06
S3. E2: Easter Eggs

S3. E2: Easter Eggs

Dillon & Carter talk about the hidden messages behind the promo by The Elite on AEW Dynamite, Malakai Black DESTROYS Cody Rhodes, more Free Agency buzz, and possibly more wrestler themed beers! All of this and more on this week's episode, Easter Eggs!

Aug 06, 202101:07:59
S3. E1: Join The Dark Order

S3. E1: Join The Dark Order

Season 3 is here! In this episode Dillon & Carter talk about the mismanagement of WWE creative and their handling of recently released superstar, Bray Wyatt. Plus, we talk the Labors of Jericho, Domino's Pizza, CM Punk, and more wrestler-themed beer's just waiting to be licensed! 

Aug 02, 202101:13:43
*Special* Bryan Danielson is All Elite!

*Special* Bryan Danielson is All Elite!

Dillon and Carter return to talk about the latest buzz in pro wrestling including Bryan Danielson signing with AEW, the possible addition of CM Punk, and what direction AEW might be heading with these new, HUGE signings! As the thunderdome recedes into the darkness, hopefully never to be seen again, we re-emerge to celebrate all things pro-wrestling, and no things thunderdome! 

Jul 24, 202101:11:02
S2. E13: Full Gear Preview

S2. E13: Full Gear Preview

On this week's episode, Dillon and Carter review the upcoming PPV from AEW, Full Gear! We'll also talk Mandalorian (not really), Christopher Walken (terrible impression), and Vanilla Ice! 

Full Gear Event Card below:

  • Jon Moxley (c) vs. Eddie Kingston - I Quit Match for the AEW World Championship
  • FTR (Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood) (c) (with Tully Blanchard) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) - Tag Team Match for AEW Tag Team Championship
  • Cody (c) (with Arn Anderson) vs. Darby Allin - Singles Match for the TNT Championship
  • Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Nyla Rose (with Vickie Guerrero) - Singles Match for the AEW Women's Championship
  • Adam Page vs. Kenny Omega - AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament Finals Match
  • Chris Jericho vs. MJF (with Wardlow) - If MJF wins, he is allowed to join The Inner Circle
  • Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara - The Elite Deletion Match
  • Orange Cassidy vs. John Silver - Singles Match

Be sure to check out our website for more information: https://quickpainpod.com/

And if you're on twitch and you are looking for good streamers, check out our buddy Eric: https://www.twitch.tv/xhytymes420x

Nov 06, 202001:11:29
S2. E12: Same Old Song and Dance

S2. E12: Same Old Song and Dance

So you like debates? What about musicals? What about debates about musicals?! Well this week has that, and then some! This week, Dillon & Carter discuss, exhaustively, Le Dinner Debonair with MJF and Chris Jericho and if it has a place in pro wrestling! Not much else is discussed, just Bruce Willis, Metallica, West Side Story, Fiddler on the Roof, and the Newsies. 

Be sure to check out our website for more: https://quickpainpod.com/

And check out our buddy Eric over on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/xhytymes420x

Oct 25, 202001:35:35
S2. E11: Kingston's Joker to Moxley's Batman

S2. E11: Kingston's Joker to Moxley's Batman

On this week's show, Dillon and Carter applaud the continuing feud between Eddie Kingston and Jon Moxley and where they could see it leading, NXT's women's division, and all things Kurt Russell. On the other hand, the Raw and Smackdown draft, the Young Buck's charade, and a few other things left more to be desired. All of this and more!


Also, be sure to check out our website: https://quickpainpod.com/

And check out our buddy Eric on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/xhytymes420x 


Oct 17, 202001:31:18
S2. E10: Best Movie Ever

S2. E10: Best Movie Ever

Recorded on the eve of 30 Years of Jericho, Dillon & Carter discuss the direction of AEW, more of the Young Bucks shenanigans, plus Mustafa Ali's retribution, Murphy and Aalyah Mysterio in The Professional, and the ingredients to a good Jack and Coke! 

Oct 07, 202001:07:20
S2. E9: EconoMick Foley

S2. E9: EconoMick Foley

This week Dillon & Carter discuss the curious case of Retribution getting WWE contracts, The ongoing sulking of the Young Bucks, Miro's debut, the Ring of Honor Pure Title Tournament, and a lesson in identifying 6-figure numbers! 

Sep 25, 202001:27:28
S2. E8: Pay the Man

S2. E8: Pay the Man

In this week's episode, Dillon & Carter discuss the curiosity of the Young Bucks' latest actions, the separation between Raw and Raw Underground, and more ideas of Carter's that Dillon just doesn't want to hear.

Sep 18, 202001:18:22
S2. E7: Finally, It's Miro Day

S2. E7: Finally, It's Miro Day

Dillon & Carter are back from Carter's paternity leave to discuss the debut of Miro, synonyms for the word: Payback, free agent: Brock Lesnar, and the upcoming NWA World's Heavyweight Title match between Nick Aldis and Mike Bennett. 

Sep 11, 202001:22:59
S2. E6: How's The Weather?!

S2. E6: How's The Weather?!

This week features the debut of the ultimate small talk segment, "How's the Weather?!" plus Dillon and Carter discuss Retribution, Raw Underground, MJF vs. Jon Moxley, and much, much more!!

Aug 14, 202001:32:19
S2. E5: Bradley Prescott IV joins the show!

S2. E5: Bradley Prescott IV joins the show!

With the absence of Dillon in this weeks show, Carter is joined by Independent Wrestling star, The Natural Light Heavyweight, Bradley Prescott IV for a casual conversation about Natty's, life on the road, and PLENTY of name dropping!


*note: all categorized as names "dropped" were not contacted or otherwise notified of their mention in this show. Therefore, those mentioned do not necessarily promote, condone, or support the content herein... Though they should. It's all flattering

Aug 12, 202001:31:24
S2. E4: Swamp Thaaaang

S2. E4: Swamp Thaaaang

Fresh off the heels of Extreme Rules, Dillon and Carter review that as well as Impact's Slammiversary, AEW's Fight for the Fallen, Dynamite, NXT, and the perceived exodus of talent from NWA. Plus, Adam Cole and Pat McAfee, How Swamp Thang got his groove back, and the egregious imbalance of banned moves versus banned stipulations in WWE as of late.

Jul 24, 202001:20:34
S2. E3: Freestyle

S2. E3: Freestyle

This season has had its fair share of inconsistencies, so let's keep it going! After a brief, 2 week hiatus, Dillon and Carter are back to throw out the original show format, and just shoot the breeze on the current landscape of pro wrestling!

Jul 05, 202001:25:07
*June Special* Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000 Part 2

*June Special* Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000 Part 2

We normally only do one special per month but hey, 2020 just keeps us guessing now doesn't it?! In this special, watch-along episode, Dillon and Carter travel back to 2006 to the ECW One Night Stand PPV to witness Rob Van Dam cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase against then WWE Champion, John Cena in front of the most hostile of hostile crowds! So watch along, or enjoy it as the background audio in a way that only the magic of radio can present! 

Jun 19, 202001:13:17
*June Special* Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000

*June Special* Mystery Wrestling Theater 3000

After just 2 episodes of the new season, Dillon & Carter break away from the traditional format to introduce a special, watch-a-long episode. They go back to 2011 to the Money in the Bank PPV and the culmination of the CM Punk contract expiration story line which pitted him against then WWE Champion, John Cena. Dillon & Carter discuss the events leading up to match, including the ever-famous CM Punk "pipebomb", the fallout, and much more! Watch along on the WWE Network, or try to follow the match according to the mumbling, and sometimes unconscionable banter that includes nostalgia, pop culture references and inside jokes from your 2 hosts of honor!

Jun 06, 202001:28:37
S2. E2: Fight Pit!

S2. E2: Fight Pit!

This week, Dillon and Carter ACTUALLY RECORD AN EPISODE where they discuss the fallout from Double or Nothing, the sports rivalry of the Street Profits and the Viking Raiders, and of course ... FIGHT PIT!

May 29, 202001:09:35
S2. E1: Lessons from Celine Dion and Eddie Vedder

S2. E1: Lessons from Celine Dion and Eddie Vedder

Dillon and Carter are back for a new season as they discuss Money in the Bank, AEW Dynamite, NXT, and how to perform at your best after resting your vocal chords!

May 15, 202001:18:49
S1. E16: Solo Part 3: Could it be a Finale?!

S1. E16: Solo Part 3: Could it be a Finale?!

The culmination of all things season 1!!!

So many questions answered: Will both hosts finally show up? Will Dillon finish Tiger King? Did Santa receive our letters? Was Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots? And will this be the last part of the multi-part episode that was number 16??!

Apr 19, 202001:33:33
S1. E16: Solo Part 2: A New Hope

S1. E16: Solo Part 2: A New Hope

On this episode, Carter answers the challenge laid down by Dillon in the first part of the episode, recording all alone. He'll talk WrestleMania, ECW's first Pay Per View, Barely Legal, Wayne's World 2 and more as we wind down season 1 of the Quick & Painless Pro Wrestling Podcast!!

Apr 13, 202034:50
S1. E16: Solo: A Podcast Episode-Part 1

S1. E16: Solo: A Podcast Episode-Part 1

On this week's episode, Dillon goes solo!  With Carter being away on business, Dillon talks about WrestleMania 36, the Jaws franchise, and other happenings from the past week.

Apr 11, 202038:14
S1. E15: The Return of the Dark Side of Tiger King

S1. E15: The Return of the Dark Side of Tiger King

In this week's episode in what appears to be our new time slot, Dillon & Carter discuss Matt Hardy's new abilities, the updated Wrestlemania card, Randy Orton holding a feud together, and the fact that Carole Baskin definitely killed her husband. 

Mar 30, 202001:02:20
S1. E14: The Cabin Fever Circus

S1. E14: The Cabin Fever Circus

In this weeks episode, Dillon & Carter discuss quarantining (?), George Lucas, James Earl Jones, Joey Risk and Whale Tales while also reviewing the best and worst from the wrestling week that was.

Mar 23, 202059:19
S1. E13: That's Gotta be Gronk!

S1. E13: That's Gotta be Gronk!

This week, Dillon and Carter cover some breaking news as well as the continuing sagas of Randy Orton and Edge, AJ Styles and The Undertaker, and Vince McMahon and marriage. 

Mar 12, 202059:59
S1. E12: Gone Squatchin'

S1. E12: Gone Squatchin'

After a brief hiatus taken to hunt squatches and recover from Super Showdown and AEW Revolution, Dillon and Carter are back to discuss WWE, AEW, NWA, and all of the happenings from the previous 2 weeks of wrestling. 


**Disclaimer: No squatches were harmed during the recording of this episode**

Mar 06, 202001:03:11
S1 E11: I Believe in a Thing Called Boston!

S1 E11: I Believe in a Thing Called Boston!

Dillon declares the 1976 self-titled debut album from Boston as one of the greatest debut Rock albums of all time, while Carter offers a different band to consider. Plus, Cody's moonsault, Cesaro's cowbell, Velveteen Dream's gear, and more from this week of wrestling!

Feb 21, 202001:01:20
S1 E10: More Episodes than the Clerks Cartoon

S1 E10: More Episodes than the Clerks Cartoon

In this week's somewhat timely episode, Dillon stumps Carter in some Pro Wrestling trivia; They both discuss WWE's latest adaptation of Twilight; And what ever happened to surprises in Pro Wrestling? 

Feb 14, 202059:40
S1. E9: "A Tradesman for all Seasons"

S1. E9: "A Tradesman for all Seasons"

The struggle is real on this week's episode as Carter and Dillon discuss their theories on the Disney Vault, what constitutes as a "Tradesman", and the recent week of wrestling happenings.

Feb 10, 202052:57
S1. E8: The Hangover: Royal Rumble

S1. E8: The Hangover: Royal Rumble

After a long hangover suffered at this year's Royal Rumble, Dillon & Carter reflect on the event, the fallout from the week that followed, and talk a little about the fine city that is Jacksonville; All without the help of Zach Galifianakis. 

Feb 03, 202001:00:37
S1. E7: Royal Rumble Preview

S1. E7: Royal Rumble Preview

With the Royal Rumble just a day away, Dillon & Carter run through the match card with their predictions on surprise entrants, potential winners and of course, their best things and worst things of the week!

Jan 25, 202055:45
*JANUARY SPECIAL* Bate & Trackle

*JANUARY SPECIAL* Bate & Trackle

Coming at you early in the week, Dillon & Carter break away from the standard format of the traditional episodes to talk about the pro's and con's of scripted and unscripted promos and all of the corresponding elements. In the process, a new tag team is formed, pizza is discussed, and we learn a thing or two about finances. 

Jan 20, 202041:18
S1. E6. "Chickennnnn"

S1. E6. "Chickennnnn"

In episode 6 of the Quick & Painless Pro Wrestling Podcast, Dillon and Carter discuss Marty Scurll re-signing with ROH, Tessa Blanchard winning the Impact World Heavyweight Title, and a little ditty from Family Feud: Canada!

Jan 17, 202001:05:50
S1. E5: "Win or Lose, Tessa has already Won."

S1. E5: "Win or Lose, Tessa has already Won."

In this week's episode, Dillon & Carter give their takes on Wrestle Kingdom 14, the ongoing Wednesday Night Wars, and the possibilities of this year's Royal Rumble.

Jan 11, 202001:21:45
S1. E4. Dick Clark, Star Wars & Canadian Destroyers!

S1. E4. Dick Clark, Star Wars & Canadian Destroyers!

Dillon & Carter ring in the new year with their Best's and Worst's of the week while simultaneously discovering the death of Dick Clark, and the incorrect use of the word 'ampersand'. 

Jan 03, 202001:10:29
*HOLIDAY SPECIAL* What Wrestling wishes for 2020 can Santa bring?

*HOLIDAY SPECIAL* What Wrestling wishes for 2020 can Santa bring?

Dillon and Carter write letters to Santa with some very specific wishes for the wrestling landscape in 2020.
Dec 24, 201949:20
S1. E3. "It's the Villain!"

S1. E3. "It's the Villain!"

Carter and Dillon break down the week in wrestling including WWE TLC, NWA Into the Fire, and the rest of this weeks events in the Best There is, 'Best There Was, Best There Ever Will Be' Best of the Week segment, along with the 'He's Gonna Puke' Worst of the week segments. Could we have a 3-time champ?!

Dec 20, 201901:00:42
S1. E2. "... Paid for by the new World order."

S1. E2. "... Paid for by the new World order."

Carter and Dillon are back for episode 2, with improved audio quality! They take a look at their Best(s) of the week in the Best there is, Best there was, and Best there every will be Bests of the Week, and could there be a 2-time champ in the He's Gonna Puke Worst of the Week? They also take a look at the upcoming TLC Pay-Per-View and break down each match with their predictions. 

Dec 15, 201901:07:11
S1. E1. “Dial 86946 and vote for your favorite Diva search contestant”

S1. E1. “Dial 86946 and vote for your favorite Diva search contestant”

Our debut episode! Carter and Dillon break down the previous week of wrestling in the “Best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be ...” Best thing of the week segment and The “He’s gonna Puke!...” Worst thing of the week segments and also look ahead at the upcoming week with their predictions.
Dec 06, 201953:27