Quitters Never Give Up

"You are all going to die tonight."

Gang Wars on Let's Paint TV, a Diddy update, Bean's recording schedule, Eddie Pence as Alf, the Coop Report, Jane Levy, The Rock's sore muscles, and THE B TEAM!

"Stephen Haawwwwwkiiiiiing"

Fun facts brought to you by Frank Murphy, Josh from Hawthorne and Luke, Sam the Raider Fan, Name that Foo, Pence Sauce, Swag in reverse, Bean's Ben Folds Five meltdown, and Ralph vs Mr. Wizard!

"It's your candle blowing bursday!!!!"

Nikola Tesla, Bean's Royal Sass, Eddie's chicken nuggets, Ralph as Optimus Prime, an epic failure on a K&B classic game, Allie's schedule, Supermarket Sweeps, and there's no catch!

“CBS cares.”

Ralph forgets the FCC, breaking in on Edwin on a Crowdcast, Strudelgate, Kevin did it, some fun facts, some dark death clips, and a very important Valentine’s Day Gift!

“You are endlessly disappointing as a human being!”

Our very own Doug Kriegel brings us back to the Brow Down days, some extremely timely Super Bowl chat, Kevin Smith vs an owl, Bean doesn’t understand gas mileage, another TGP controversy, DJ Omar Con, and Allie's animal woes continue!

Reviewing some of our favorite moments from the Big Game including some rejected ads, some ill-timed playoff chat, J-Lo's crotch, Omar in Atlanta, Taylor Swift on CSI, and National Treasure Terry Bradshaw!

Everyone's into death, tips for annoying coworkers, macaques, Richard Simmons, Tonka the depressed wombat, and revisiting Bean charming Eddie Pence!

"How's life been for you up to today??"

The war with Oh So Judgy, Jenny’s Honkers, Nana Allie, Bean speaks Armenian, John Denver, math is hard, and Ralph rants about the post office and honkytonk badonkadonks!

We're back and worse than ever!

Luke from the Gilded Playlist debuts his new segment Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!

Josh from Hawthorne debuts his new Fun Fact segment!

Sam from Santa Monica even calls in. Lotsa stuff.

We look back on a showdown between Dave and Kevin, narrated by Psycho Mike.

“I’m bored. I’m bored! I’m bored!”

The man shuts down Drink Boxing, more world's largests, Lindsay Lohanhan, Dave eats conch, Anna Indiana, Eddie Pence vs. glass, Stoneman from an F-15, a new announcer for Cuppa Tea, and Bean returns worse-off from losing his kidney!

"That's incredible!"

Taking it back, love from Oh So Judgy, Bean’s kidney size, the clip speed debate continues, mold in the carpet, engagement announcements, and more moments with everyone!

We examine an unprecedented number of Moments with Kevin, Australian Chris, and the Oh So Judgy Podcast!

Plus Heather Mills, Leonardo Dicaprier, getting attention with cremation, the Florida Man Games, calling Kevdogg's mom, Beer Mug running the sound effects, and the beginning of Bean's kidney journey!

For no particular reason on this day we take an Instant Request reviewing Bean's health issues over the years.

"Smells like donkey..."

Reminiscing on the good old days, talking urinal cakes, Wing covers the Biebs, getting Thrilled, remembering Dusty Street, circus peanuts, a Garmycon recap, happy Justin Bieber, and the Gone-Wrong Impressionists™.

"Is this Chile?!"

A successful foreign call, Pedro Guerrerooooooo, Jen diagnoses Eddie's taste buds, Mike as an Irishman, Billy Joel Armstrong, Rocco's Modern Life, Bean gets haircut advice, and a Gwen Stefani tangent!

Omar vs Rachael Ray, asking an interventionist, Bean interested in podcasting, Brokeback Island, a 3 inch worm, Dave's touching One Chip Challenge tribute, Jonesyception, and romantic(?) gestures!

Stomping the yard, Dave vs Ralph in the ring, everything's coming up Edwin, Keith Richards, Ford Pinto talk, the early days of Bianca and Psycho Mike, and Rudy meets Gene Simmons!

Frank Murphy and Owl City, the Metallica dog, Jail Babes, Adam Carolla in the kitchen sink, Mugs on the Harold and Kumar red carpet, Kevining, and asking an alien abductee!

"I was working in the lab late one night..."

Rabbit rabbit! We enter into ROCKtober with a revisiting of the famous Gargling Incident, there's no longer any room for J-Lo, Nickleback forces Ralph into the File, Chitty Bang, Devo vs. Mitt Romney, and Dave can't find Petros...

Giving no love for Rush, Ralph vs the Dark Knight Rises, Buccee Fever, blow me up Tom, otter talk...

.... and A TAIL!!!

"FLE!"

Lisa the Pet Judge, Omar vs Federleezy, saying goobye to Pee-wee, bears in China, extras(?), Colin Farrell roasts Mugs, Ralph on the picket line, ghost logic, and Dumb Inception with The Gilded Playlist!

"ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!"

Lonely Island brings in a K&B theme song, Sweet Minutiae, Eddie Pence at Comic Con, Ralph brings in a bogus list, mixing up theme songs, Bean threatens Harvey Levin, Sherman Helms, and playing some Total Recall!

"That's alleged!"

Kevin can't read his own Wikipedia page, competing with longest and weirdest intro records, Brad Williams licks Lisa, Lottery Fever, Ralph and two hot witches, and how many margaritas???

Ralph vs. Griffith Park, Bean's a Quitter, Kevin sleep-emails, the least excited Spiderman contest winner, Kevin the poker chip thief, the Drink Store, Christopher's Beverly Hillbillies theme, an alligator wedding, and somehow the Cornhole Challenge has gotten more complicated???

Christopher's ghost car, a message catchup that goes completely off the rails, Thanksgiving drops, Frank smells it, more Larries for Ralph, everyone provides post office fun facts, Alanis files, and Colin Hanks has never felt so good!!!!

An interview with Rosa G, Joe Biden weighs in, and Bean as the Get off my Lawn Guy!

Mindful Kevin Smith is zoomin', Lindsay explains Coachella drama poorly, Klookie or Snowie, Double Take on Hot Girl Problems, Ralph trying THC juice, Kevin at Coachella photoshop challenge, the Tupac Hologram and going into (some) weekend with don't bogart!

We have an epic number of moments, hairy spiders who are vegetarians, Bean's live obituary for Al Jaffee, Betty White on twitter, other podcasts letting us down, strawberry ice cream, a Curandera, an interesting way to retrieve bolting animals, a Kim Kardashian shaped hole in the wall, Brad Williams and Larry King missed connections and Bean on Married with Children!