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Raleigh Bitcoin

Raleigh Bitcoin

By Raleigh Bitcoin

Bitcoiners talking about bitcoin in Raleigh, North Carolina
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Raleigh BitcoinSep 28, 2021

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77. Hard Pork

77. Hard Pork

Hard Pork - when someone says “well bitcoin has to hard fork any for 2106, therefor we should add….”
Jan 18, 202401:25:02
76. Mars Miners

76. Mars Miners

Our plan to enslave any future Mars miners
Dec 29, 202301:10:22
75. Knot Core

75. Knot Core

The code is not the protocol. Your subconscious knows this but your conscious doesn’t. If the code was the protocol then crashing in 2106 would be the protocol. The protocol lives in us, not in the computer.
Dec 13, 202301:13:09
74. Forgotten Upload

74. Forgotten Upload

I forgot to upload this episode last week and I don’t remember what we spoke about
Dec 01, 202301:22:20
73. Auntie Yellen

73. Auntie Yellen

After holding a microstrategy board room meeting where it’s revealed that Saylor is a huge Raleigh Bitcoin fan, we shoot lasers into the asshole of Mercury to create gold
Nov 11, 202301:42:47
72. Decentralized chocolate peanut butter

72. Decentralized chocolate peanut butter

Bitcoin is the cure for financial cancer
Nov 05, 202301:19:31
71. Finger Friction

71. Finger Friction

I haven't read any of the sec stuff about the etf because I don't want to kill myself
Nov 02, 202301:02:11
70. Paper Sovereignty

70. Paper Sovereignty

Jared yesterday “So this idea isn’t fully This idea is like going to Taco Bell at midnight ordering a chalupa with fire sauce then running barefoot through the woods to get home before your wife realizes you were gone
Oct 23, 202301:25:11
69. Calendar Boyz

69. Calendar Boyz

Plans for 2024 boy toy calendar of Bitcoin influencers. Pics must include height referential objects so we know how tall they are
Oct 14, 202301:11:57
68. Mystery Clips

68. Mystery Clips

If all the bitcoin meetups are branches off the same tree, the Raleigh meetup is the drunk golfer peeing on the roots of the tree.
Oct 09, 202301:10:03
67. Lyn Alden

67. Lyn Alden

All forms of money as an abstract ledger
Sep 18, 202301:00:07
66. 2107

66. 2107

A time traveler comes to tell us how to deal with the 2106 bug. Sponsored by quickcrete
Sep 03, 202301:07:31
65. Chasing the Rocket

65. Chasing the Rocket

They are who we thought they were!… anyway…
Aug 31, 202301:01:27
64. UTXO Consignment Shop

64. UTXO Consignment Shop

Could someone sell utxos in a consignment shop as collectibles?
Aug 23, 202301:01:38
63. Grill-out Favorite

63. Grill-out Favorite

Adult explanations of bitcoin
Aug 16, 202357:32
62. Crystal Bull

62. Crystal Bull

It might be smarter to be a secret bitcoiner but it’s more fulfilling to be outspoken about it
Aug 12, 202301:03:58
61. UTXOracle

61. UTXOracle

There’s been a breakthrough way to identify the true spot price of bitcoin. We now know that exchange prices are not spot prices. Also we now know why lawn care is fiat
Aug 04, 202358:60
60. Pocket Rockets

60. Pocket Rockets

In El Salvador there’s a bitcoin classroom training 5,000 kids per month, in person! That’s bigger than the biggest high schools in the US.
Jul 27, 202301:00:15
59. Decentralized Fringes

59. Decentralized Fringes

Division of labor should extend indefinitely. Only a company should pour water in your mouth. Alternatively, the most basic needs of society should remain decentralized
Jul 18, 202301:16:44
58. Is Bitcoin an AI?

58. Is Bitcoin an AI?

And why does Steve hate hearing people’s “how I got into bitcoin” story
Jul 13, 202301:13:28
57. Bright Orange Future

57. Bright Orange Future

Great inventions come from people doing weird shit. You can't do weird shit with other peoples money. You can only do weird shit with your own savings. And in a fiat maxi world, you can only save if you have bitcoin
Jul 06, 202354:48
56. Shadowy Dark Room

56. Shadowy Dark Room

An investigation of BTFP, the banking transcendental butterfly program
Jun 17, 202301:19:28
55. Prison Cheers

55. Prison Cheers

Our meetup is like walking into the bar from Cheers, only the bar is in a prison
Jun 07, 202357:20
54. Debt Factories

54. Debt Factories

Sweat drips from the brow of American assembly line factory workers as they fill shipping containers full of debt to export around the world
Jun 02, 202352:52
That’s not my clip

That’s not my clip

Matt Hill, Gladstein, Gigi NVK Adam Curry
Dec 13, 202258:21
53. Don't Copy that Floppy

53. Don't Copy that Floppy

If a helicopter came to save people on the Titanic, they'd probably stay on the ship because helicopters would seem like alien technology
Contact us: StraightSlurming (standard spelling) at gmail
Oct 18, 202101:58:59
52. Hide your Grapes

52. Hide your Grapes

Is it cool to charge money for bitcoin educational content?


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Oct 11, 202101:57:27
51. The Temperature of Freedom

51. The Temperature of Freedom

Do we need to thank the international mafia MS-13 for bringing bitcoin to El Salvador?

StraightSlurming@gmail.com

Oct 04, 202102:15:46
50. Shitcoins Keep You Young

50. Shitcoins Keep You Young

Satoshi rings the opening bell of the NYSE to announce a bitcoin ETF made from his coins

Sep 28, 202101:44:55
49. Darwin's Node

49. Darwin's Node

If I had Twitter God mode, and my morals hung as low as my balls, I'd have scored way more bitcoin

Jul 23, 202002:15:00
48. Money is for Enemies

48. Money is for Enemies

We typically don't pay family members for favors. The same is true for close friends. Is money only for enemies? 

Jul 15, 202002:51:30
47. Operation Snow White

47. Operation Snow White

Is bitcoin the least political, or the most political, thing in your life?
Jul 09, 202002:23:01
46. Get Off My Yield Farm

46. Get Off My Yield Farm

On the other hand it's nice to see you on the rim of the whirl-a-wish bitcoin vortex
Jul 01, 202002:10:42
45. Trust Machine

45. Trust Machine

Is a bitcoiner a good example of a human?
Jun 26, 202002:04:32
44. Upward Crashes

44. Upward Crashes

When the people of Venezuela see their currency failing, do they see their stock market going down... or going up?
Jun 17, 202002:02:22
43. Afterlife Bitcoin

43. Afterlife Bitcoin

Memorize your seed words, and don't put them in your will, because Bitcoin is the currency of Heaven
Jun 05, 202002:03:38
42. Novus Ordo

42. Novus Ordo

"[Bitcoin] is a 'novus ordo seclorum' where truth, not authority, becomes the renewed source of legitimacy for all people everywhere" -Erik Cason
May 28, 202002:28:29
41. I'm the center

41. I'm the center

I'm the one who knows where all the bitcoins are at all times. I approve all bitcoin transactions in the world. My computer. In my living room.
May 20, 202001:48:35
40. Radical Nerds

40. Radical Nerds

Is Bitcoin the new aloof billionaire of society. Also why does Guy hate leaves.
May 08, 202003:23:30
39. Money is Boring

39. Money is Boring

Is money supposed to be so simple and boring that no one should be able to make money off of money?
May 01, 202002:41:50
38. The graveyard of empires

38. The graveyard of empires

Everyone who's tried to control or conquer it has gotten rekt, so is Bitcoin the new middle east?
Apr 20, 202002:31:05
37. Catch 22 Trillion

37. Catch 22 Trillion

Bitcoin, the settlement layer of reality, is showing that half dragon avatars are fighting over funyuns
Apr 08, 202003:17:18
36. Zoom Two

36. Zoom Two

Isn't it time to spam the mempool again, like just for the hell of it?
Apr 04, 202001:28:14
35. Ninja Launch

35. Ninja Launch

Has bitcoin been asked to save the world before we thought it was ready?
Mar 24, 202002:39:27
34. Circuit Breakers

34. Circuit Breakers

Is it healthy or unhealthy for bitcoin that individual exchanges have the power to halt trading whenever they want?
Mar 20, 202002:11:02
33. Market Cooties

33. Market Cooties

The stock market use to measure the health of an economy, does it now measure the corruption of it?
Mar 08, 202001:39:29
32. Sharp Cheddar

32. Sharp Cheddar

What if a cheddar cheese was made so sharp that it produced quantum mechanical solutions to bitcoin's proof of work puzzle?
Feb 26, 202002:12:09
31. Ripple Tattoos

31. Ripple Tattoos

If I'm selling drugs by running a Tether node on the dark web, would it make sense to get a Ripple tattoo inside my lip?
Feb 19, 202002:15:32
30. Fist Full of Fiat

30. Fist Full of Fiat

Is the US Dollar actually money? The Raleigh Bitcoin group dives into this perilous quagmire and leaves you way more confused than you were before.
Feb 12, 202001:39:36
29. Truffle Shuffle

29. Truffle Shuffle

"Bitcoin is the Taco Bell late-night Chalupa that you eat quickly then run home barefoot to get away from your crazy girlfriend"
Feb 05, 202002:18:54