Pastafarian Truths
By Ramen Priest
I, Ramen Priest, Talk about our one true God the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am an ordained minister in the church of the FSM And I own a copy of the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. We will be reading from scripture and discussing our religion as well as religion at large. Please feel free to listen no matter your religion or background, all are welcome here.
Pastafarian Truths Aug 25, 2022
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19:24
Baals
We're gonna prove the existence of the FSM today boys and girls.
Aug 25, 202219:24
God vs the Gays
FSM loves all, and all are welcome here. We love the LGBT+ community. The same cannot be said of Christianity.
Apr 07, 202219:58
I'm (hopefully) back baby. Thanks for being here.
I know it's been awhile my dudes. Here's something to say thanks for sticking around. New episode hopefully later today.
Apr 07, 202201:11
Test episode don't bother!
I talk a lot about very litttle, I'm drunk and sad. Just wanted to play with the new mic.
Aug 22, 202141:26
Late night rambling about Christian beliefs.
In this episode I talk about some ideas I had that weren’t necessarily worth being a full episode on their own but I talk about them all together. hope you enjoy. Sorry for the slow uploads. The next episode will be about Pastafarianism I promise. Thanks for being here!
Mar 13, 202140:35
Strange Christian Beliefs: The book of Job
God is a dick. Sorry for taking so long on this episode! Work has been kicking my ass recently. This is my longest episode yet, and I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for sticking around.
Jan 17, 202153:12
Pastafrianism and the US Army
We talk about a brother in sauce who was denied the opportunity to grow a beard to become closer to the FSM, as well as Pastafarianism not being an "approved" religion in the Army.
Nov 25, 202028:59
What would a pirate do?
This lesson we talk about what a pirate would do and things to keep your life in order.
Nov 13, 202009:52
Spreading the word of his Noodly goodness
Today we talk about interacting with members of other religions and how to bring them to the Noodly side
Nov 11, 202022:22
The 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts”
We go over the eight Commandments that the flying spaghetti monster is left for us in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. The eight I would really rather you didn’t.
Nov 10, 202007:52
Twitter poll trailer
I put up a poll on my Twitter and you should all go give a vote
Nov 08, 202000:56
Pastafarian teachings, important people, and a shameless plug to my Twitter.
We will be going over the Pastafarian holidays in detail, we will briefly mention some important pirates. We will touch on evangelism and how to spread the word.
Nov 07, 202024:27