The Randumbness Podcast

After no show last week, Matt is out of town this week, so Kevin is flying solo on this episode. What can you expect on this shit show this week? Does the Moderna vaccine turn you into a zombie? Can we get some over the counter vaccines for every day issues? Stinky Cat Piss Man, Kevin shares a weird poop experience, $100 Ideas: "Meal Jello" and "Lawn Mower Roomba", and a little bit more! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness E-Mail Us: therandumbnesspodcast@gmail.com Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

40th YouTube Episode Dummies! In this episode: Power Poopers, Kevin's Covid Shot, Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, We got a Mr. Potato Head, Old Man with a Nice Ass, Customer Service Sucks these days, LGBTQ and Sometimes Y, Poop Vacuum, Heated Roads and more! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness E-Mail Us: therandumbnesspodcast@gmail.com Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

Hello you beautiful Dum Dums! This weeks episode includes: Daylight Savings Time, The Cancelling of Pepe Le Pew, Bird Toilets, A Tricked Out Rascal Scooter, Double Fishing, Small Shirt/Fagt Guy, Robot Friends, and four new $100 Ideas! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness E-Mail Us: therandumbnesspodcast@gmail.com Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

We said we would do it and we did! Thanks to all the Dummies out there, we hit 100 subscribers! So we give you the All $100 Idea Episode! Get ready for: Swiss Army Shoes, Talking Toilet Seat, A One Wheeler, High-Fi (Internet Based Drugs), High Heals for Dogs, Dick Tanner and many more! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness E-Mail Us: therandumbnesspodcast@gmail.com Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

What's up Army of Dummies? This week we discuss: Great tasting greens drink, Jerking off left handed, Gender neutral potatoes, Cancel culture/Gender pronouns, Wendy's Breakfast, $100 Ideas - "Muscle Pants" & "Midget Pills" and Much More! Visit - https://rewindco.com and use promo code: DUMMY20 for an additional 20% off for being a part of the Randumbness Family! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

Whats up Dum Dums! What to expect in this weeks episode: Arby's cost to damn much, Using a dogs toothbrush, Pooping then standing up to pee, Laughing with your mouth open, 23 in Me, Being 1% Black, Moonshiner, Q-Tips for your belly button, B&W Contacts and more! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

Hey Dummies! It's Kevin's Birthday Tomorrow! In this episode: Good/Bad Birthday Experiences, Horse Massage Lady, Winter Sucks, Long Underwear, Self Cleaning Clothes, Mashed Potato Chips and More! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Buy us a Virtual Beer! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

Road Rage Rules in this episode. Also, Dolphin and Japanese Guy, Russian Accents, Learning Languages, Code Talkers, What Would Kevin Do?, Chewing Gum for Dogs, Self-Defence Wallet, and More! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App: http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therandumbnesspodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/randumbnesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevrandumb

What's up Dummy Army! Welcome back to another dumb episode. In this episode: Kevin is diagnosed as a Witzelsucht, Somebody bought one of our shirts, We had the best week ever, Glasses update, Matt goes to a Barn Dance, Skinny jeans, Trick-or-Treat for Pets, Self Walking Shoes, Redneck Parties and more! Don't miss this one!

A special Friday edition of the show. In this episode: What color would you be?, Composting the dead, Graveyards vs, Cemetery, Real names of cartoon characters, A chipmunk in the woodpile, Grandpa Panties, Self Driving Motorcycles and more! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/

Welcome to Wednesday Dummies! In this mid-week episode: Hot Pocket Recall, Pizza Roll Torture, Sidewalk Mower Man, two new $100 Ideas, Chewing Hay, Dippin' Dots Suck and Get your nuts outta my ice cream! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Listen on your favorite Podcast App http://linktr.ee/Randumbness Visit the website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/

Getting old sucks! Kevin and Matt discuss getting older, flexing on an old man at the urinal, how sleeping is dangerous, Kevin tells about a bad bus trip and a shady underground massage in NYC, Non-Narcotic Drugs and More! Thanks for watching Dummies!  

Every week before the show we turn the camera on and just bullshit before we start the actual episode. Sometimes we get some good stuff that never airs, here are some of those moments. Enjoy Dummies!

Hey Dumb Dumbs, This weeks episode is as dumb as ever! Marriage Math, Comedians for Toddlers, Open Mic Night, Puppets Podcast, Podcast+ service, Pre Pandemic Friday Nights, Handcuffed Man, Parking police, Fake Parking Ticket Scam, Giant Man and more!

Hello Dummies! In this weeks episode: The Movie Cliffhanger, Fluffer the Cat, Carpet Munching, Town Names, Fanny Packs, Rosetta Stone for Accents, Veggie Spray, Animal Sports, Shoulder Hats and more!

Join us for another Friday episode where we discuss the ways of the world today, Smorasbords, Twitchy Elephants, Action Hero Role Models, Breathing Boogers, $100 Idea "Poop Shower" and more! Thanks for listeninging Dummies!

Hey Dummies!  We are back for another Wednesday edition of the Randumbness Podcast! In this episode: My Uncle Jeff, Gutter-Done, Hammer Time, Is the air killing us?, Dollar Tree Medicine, Two $100 Ideas, "Floor Fans" and "Clothes for Fish" and Big Fish Tanks.

Welcome to 2021 Dummies! This episode, we give our predictions for 2021, Ask if the new vaccine could give us superpowers, Telemarketer stories, $100 Idea - "Recognition Glasses", McMeatloaf and more!

The last episode of the year! Update on the Panda Girl, Scary Kid Toys, Animal Sounds, and a record FIVE $100 IDEAS!, including Sock Condoms, Popee (Pop/Coffee), and Pre-Sliced Ready To Eat Meatloaf Bread. End the year on a dumb note with The Randumbness Podcast!

This special Wednesday edition of The Randumbness Podcast is Part 2 of our year end show. Matt plays "Questions for Kevin!" where we discuss running shorts and handicaped bathroom ideas. Enjoy Dummies!  Look for part 3 on Friday!

This is it, our last episode....of the year. We start out this episode talking about the end of the year and somehow spend the rest of the episode talking about gay stuff. Enjoy Dummies!

After yet another Covid test and quarantine, the guys from The Randumbness Podcast are back at it. Described as a podcast for "People with short attention spans", this one does not disappoint! Here are just a few things you will hear about in this episode: Covid, Wiggers, Whats a Skinny Pig? What's a Long Pig?, Self Fluffing, Appawaffa, Hippo Bacon, Manibalism, Meat Veggies, Dating app for dogs and lots more!

We are back after a two week hiatus with another hilarious episode! Two brand new $100 Ideas, Matt has a mustache, What animals can you leave in a car? Find out this week on Randumbness!

Never before seen/heard segments from The Randumbness Podcast. All of these clips are from pre-show recordings that never made it onto the actual episodes. Enjoy Dummies! Watch the episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/roF4mC7KpP8

Covid -19 in your nuts, training with a humping bag, cutting yourself in movies, weird dreams, hover skates, podcast shout-outs and much more! Make sure to like this video and subscribe to the channel!  Join the Army of Dummies today!  Visit The Randumbness Podcast website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast

***Audio ripped from Episode #17 on our YouTube channel**** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ?sub_confirmation=1 Have you ever had sex on a plane? Find out how the guys from The Randumbness Podcast would initiate it. Also in this episode: Fatties at Walmart and How do they have sex? Taking to long in a drive thru, "Dad Joke od the Week", Bathroom snacks, owna Kangaroo and two new $100 Ideas.    Make sure to like this video and subscribe to the channel!  Join the Army of Dummies today!   Visit The Randumbness Podcast website: https://www.podpage.com/randumbness-podcast/

***Audio ripped from Episode #16 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ?sub_confirmation=1 Happy Halloween from Kevin and Matt!  This weeks topics include: Tampons for diarrhea, Alcoholic Milk, Capital Numbers and other dumb shit.  Join the Army of Dummies and Subscribe to the podcast! Randumbness Merch can be found at: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2

***Audio ripped from Episode #15 on our YouTube Channel***  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ?sub_confirmation=1 We get reviewed on another podcast again this week!   This episode includes: Wiping your pee hole, Mansexuals, Wrong Numbers/Telemarketers, Buying a new car, $100 Ideas (Mood Glasses and Reverse puzzles.    Join the Army of Dummies and Subscribe to the podcast!   Check out the guys from the AskDon'tAsk Podcast at: https://askdontask.com or wherever you listen to podcasts

Just an idea of what you will hear in this episode: Nazi Bread, Penis Lathe, Dick Barber, Bum Shopping, RUMP 2020 - "A candidate you can get behind" and LOTS more!    We do a little cross promotion with the Fumbled Penis Podcast.  Do us a favor and check it out here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3f5MlKH1DTgi0YHG5S9Aty?si=3RI2pXd7TWGKGVVwP0Z89w Join the Army of Dummies and Subscribe to the podcast!  Randumbness Merch can be found at: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2

If you want stuff to stuff in your butthole...come dowm to Buttholes and Stuff.

Come on in and build the woman of your dreams!

We give an old man a chance to tell us what he thinks some of our newer technology is.

He's a man, bitten by a radioactive man and gains all of the powers...of a man! 

Nothing better than a hot dude's weiner in your mouth. 

COVID got you down? Maybe you need a dose of Randumbness!

Todd Ross stops by the PBS studio to fill in for his brother, Bob Ross, on The Joy of Painting....Things go off the rails real quick. Todd is a d*ck.

Welcome Back Dummies! In this episode: Bruce Lee's Ghost killed our last show, Virtual Marriage App, Whats your record number of poops in a day, Hippie Fishing and more ignorant shit.  Watch, Like, Subscribe!   Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #12 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ?sub_confirmation=1 Amish Country, Sober October, No Shave November, Kevin and Matt saw the same mans penis. All that and more in this episide! Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #11 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ Dick and a Girl Named Pu$$y, Acceptable Cuss Words, Bird Beak Teqnique, $100 Ideas: Wigs for Dogs and Energy Beer and Pooping in the Shower.    Like and Subcribe to the Channel!   Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #10 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ Panda Furry Sex, Mommy Talk, Bathroom Noises, Maskturbate, Covid Holiday Songs, $100 Ideas, Small Penis Vasectomy, and beleive it or not, MORE!  Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #9 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ Producer Tunt Thunderstone is back for this episode. Greg the homeless guy speaks! Amish midgets, taser bullets, Taco Bell drive through stories, pizza roll heat, motorcycle idiots and so much more!  Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #8 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ?view_as=subscriber Do you smell that? It's another episode of The Randumbness Podcast! Farts, Hernias, Odd Jobs, picking boogers in your car, new $100 ideas, and other Randumb topics. Make sure to Subscribe to the channel!   Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2  Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #7 on our YouTube channel***  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ This episode may be offensive to...well, everyone. Watch at your own risk! What's in this episode you may ask? Vagina assembly line, games gay guys might play at parties, the "N" word for gay guys and other bad stuff.  Like and Subscribe to the channel! Check out our Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #6 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ Matt tries to convince Kevin that he saw a Dualicorn. Also in this episode of Randumbness: finger condoms, studdering animals, a new $100 idea and more Randumb things.    Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #5 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ  What's in this episode you ask? Kevin and Matt get new shoes, new segment called, "First Thoughts" where Matt sees the "Poop Knife" for the first time, Old Cologne, Alcohol for Dogs, Demagnifying Glass and of course...Hobosexuals. Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #4 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ (FYI-There are two short spots where the audio gets wonky) Cool story bro! Sit back and listen to the ramblings of your favorite dummies, Kevin and Matt. Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #3 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ This episode is all over the place. Some would say its random, but for those who know, they call it Randumbness! Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #2 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ The guys from Randumbness are FINALLY back in the studio! In this episode we try to get back on track (and fail) since we have been out for a minute due to the Covid. Watch anyway as we discuss Cussing around kids, Double Long Trailers, Quarantine Life and our new "Hundred Dollar idea"! Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

Well, we tried! We tried to do a video version of the podcast. We failed. But here is the audio from the show. At least you Dummies can listen to us! YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

***Audio ripped from Episode #1 on our YouTube Channel*** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjKuFqTvBotrBxJlBT9UYQ The first video edition of The Randumbness Podcast! All of the Dummies out there get to see our handsome mugs for the first time. In this episode we discuss how gargeling is just drowing without the panic. We break out the $100 Idea Barrel, our newest segment, "Questions for Kevin", Why aren't there more weiner animals and much more silliness! Make sure to Subscribe to the channel! Like and Subcribe to the Channel! Check out our Merch here:  https://teespring.com/stores/randumbness-merch-2 Thanks for being a part of the Army of Dummies!

In this episode: The Carnivore Diet, Bath Grenades for Men, The Birth of Turdy Sanchez, Todd Ross Skit, Questions for Kevin and Gay Vampires.

What is up with sharp boogers? Buying a new mattress, Introducing rappers Too Shooz, K-Hard and Th3rd Legg. All of the usual nonsense you expect from The Randumbness Podcast. The Dummy Nation is growing! Thanks to you all!

It's 2020 Dummies! Better get yo vision checked! In this episode: Drug testing your farts, New Years Resolutions, Snakes, Spiders and Russian Wasps, Regular Danes and much more stupidity! Welcome to Season 2 of Randumbness!

We put together some of our favorite stories and skits for this year end special. Thanks you to everyone that has listened and become one of the Dummies in 2019! Get ready for 2020 as we prepare toget even dumber! 

Gay Questions, Munchie Rappers, Gin and Juice Pouches,Hitler's Mustache and....well, what more do you need?

Vasecto-ME, Sex Robots, Intermittent Assting, Farting in a relationship,  The Road Shits and much more in this episode of Randumbness!

On this episode of Randumbness: Another Thickfoot sighting, The dirty bathroom boy recruit a new guy to mess with Matt, Dolphin Rape and much more! Join the 10's of Dummies who listen to this podcast! Want a free Randumbness sticker? Just Ask!

Hello Dummies! In this episode: Figging, Kevin is attacked by a giant turkey, Peanut Butter and Pickle Twinkies and we cry laugh trying to get threw another story about the elusive "Thickfoot".

THICKFOOT LIVES! Plus, Matt gets punked once again by the damn dirty bathroom boys at work, we read weirdly funny news stories from other states, and much more on this episode of Randumbness!

This is a crazy one folks! Hide your kids, Hide your wives.... We go off the rails on this episode and touch on some sensitive topics. PLUS, Listen for our first two adds sent in by "not us". 

In this episode we discuss the new FaceApp and showing your old face, what an $88 million dollar mansion looks like, bluetooth vaginal speakers for pregnant women, and So Much More!

In the studio again this week is Matt Saunders. Listen as we discuss; Gay Pigeons, Matt's New Baby, Childhood Cartoons and King Size Snickers. 

This episode is extra dumb! Be prepared for discussions about ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, getting kicked in the balls and so much more! Let's get dumb!

Listen as I list my top five Movies,  TV Shows and more!

FYI - The audio in this episode sucks. Tried something and it did not work. But I posted anyway.Go ahead, try it....you may like it!

In this episode I ramble on about a haunted rest stop, sitting in urinals and Introduce a new segment called "60 Second News" where I discuss the WV Education Omnibus Bill. Enjoy! SHARE! Tell all of your friends!

I am working on making the podcast sound better. This is an enhanced version of Episode #4. How does it sound?

In this episode I talk about telemarketers, midgets, mainstream media and more! Come on all you dummies...Listen and share! 

In this episode I discuss New Years Resolutions, Our childish government and farts. Listen. Laugh. Learn. 

A short chat with my Daughter Jenna. She's cute,Listen and share!

This is the first episode of my new podcast, Randumbness. Listen as I ramble on and on about saying Christmas vs. Happy Holidays, Christmas traditions and for some reason, the fight I got into in 9th grade. Enjoy!