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Ranked!

Ranked!

By Joe, Chris, Jackson

Welcome to Ranked!, where we are on a quest to rank everything known to man.
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Episode 9: Most Tubular Sports

Ranked! Jun 04, 2017

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Episode 13: Dads and Grads

Episode 13: Dads and Grads

It's another RANKED B-B-B-BATTLE! That's right, the hit Ranked! spinoff returns, as the boys go head-to-head in a contest of wits. We're talking about dads. We're talking about grads. And amazingly, we're NOT talking about Shrek! Pair with Scooby Snacks (TM) for best taste.
May 19, 201858:40
Episode 12: Mashups

Episode 12: Mashups

Welcome to Season 2 of Ranked! It's a podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we discuss the merits of Shrek (typical), revisit the genius of the music of the mid-aughts, meet the nastiest food imaginable, rank our favorite mashups, and listen to Chris explain some weird turtle movie. Pairs well with swamp cheese.
May 05, 201855:35
11 Ranked Battles: Halloween

11 Ranked Battles: Halloween

A podcast where we rank things! On this episode we get spooky with our Halloween-themed inaugural edition of Ranked Battles. Chris dresses as Sexy Benjamin Button. Jackson shows up as a romantic side plot from Shrek 2. Joe arrives secretly as the biggest Funyuns fan in the world.
Oct 13, 201701:12:42
Episode 10: FLORIDA MAN

Episode 10: FLORIDA MAN

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we go on a tingly adventure to Publix, wonder who Daniel Adair is, somehow talk about vaping again, rank the most incredible Florida Men ever to grace that fine Citrus state, and plan the most daring Magic: The Gathering ever conceived. Pair with swamp-water and gator meat for best taste.
Aug 03, 201701:25:35
Episode 9: Most Tubular Sports

Episode 9: Most Tubular Sports

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we meet some X-TREME dudes, get our vape rigs primed, bicycle kick everyone rank the most tubular sports known to man, and learn to spin our fidgets. Pair with sno-cones for best taste.
Jun 04, 201701:23:16
Episode 8: Greek Myths

Episode 8: Greek Myths

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode one of us adds a new member to the family, one of us speaks to trucks, and the other one is just a real chill boy. You decide who is who. We also talk about some lewd swan acts, learn where babies might ACTUALLY come from, rank the most interesting greek myths, and learn who the real captain is. Pair with greek yogurt for best taste.
Apr 23, 201701:00:59
Episode 7: Chill Superheroes

Episode 7: Chill Superheroes

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode we go on the perfect date with the Incredible Hulk, find the true meaning of JAZZ, we rank the chillest superheroes, and discuss the virtues of not having upper appendages. Pair with Beanie Weanies for best taste
Apr 07, 201701:05:12
Episode 6: Movie Tropes

Episode 6: Movie Tropes

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode: a man eats 337(!) buffalo wings, we order some brain pills from phone people, we rank the most annoying movie tropes, and we get sooooooooooooo political. Pair with a fresh goat cheese for best taste.
Mar 16, 201701:06:37
Episode 5: Random Word Generator

Episode 5: Random Word Generator

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, Chris and Joe get very close, Jackson gets renamed HALOTHECOMPUTERGAME, we learn the true nature of magic, the best words from a random word generator are ranked, and we make wreaths out of turtle parts. Sorry Franklin.
Feb 22, 201701:08:39
Episode 4: Bad Boys of the Animal Kingdom

Episode 4: Bad Boys of the Animal Kingdom

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we discuss Steven the LARPing Narwhal, lose Jackson to a terrifying wind storm, plunge into Google searches of Donald Trump's visage, rank the baddest boys in the animal kingdom, and come up with a fun new name for giraffes. Enjoy, you Tall Shrek you.
Feb 15, 201701:08:39
Episode 3: Failed Assassinations

Episode 3: Failed Assassinations

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we chat about this year's "big game", have an important conversation about Shrek, rank the best failed assassination attempts in history, and open a portal to the underworld. Oopsie on that one.
Feb 06, 201701:19:19
Episode 2: Best New Years Resolutions

Episode 2: Best New Years Resolutions

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we resolve some things about the New Year, create a nefarious pizza prank, rank the "best" New Year's Resolutions presented by Bembu.com, and learn about the most accomplished fighter of all Time.
Jan 06, 201757:44
Episode 1: Worst Christmas Traditions

Episode 1: Worst Christmas Traditions

A Podcast where we rank things! On today's episode, we talk about the messy history of Star Wars, discover a secret plot to end the world, rank the worst Christmas traditions, and find the true Tim Allen in all of us.
Dec 20, 201601:29:23