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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. From Russia With Love 4. License To Kill 5. The Spy Who Loved Me 6. The Man With The Golden Gun 7. Dr. No 8. A View To A Kill 9. For Your Eyes Only 10. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 11. Thunderball 12. Tomorrow Never Dies 13. Octopussy 14. The Living Daylights 15. Live and Let Die 16. Moonraker 17. Diamonds Are Forever 18. You Only Live Twice THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH: Last time we got a remake of a remake when You Only Live Twice became The Spy Who Loved Me became Tomorrow Never Dies. And here we go again as Goldfinger became A View To A Kill became The World Is Not Enough, another plot involving a powerful individual with a vast quantity of something valuable, and they wanna blow up everyone else’s supply of the valuable thing in order to make their valuable thing even more valuable. However this time instead of a fatso or a nazi-freak baby, we get a spoiled-patricidal heiress, who is also sexy as f, Elektra King, A real man-eater. This is it everybody, this may be the ultimate James Bond villain. A woman, a delicious harpy-succubus-foul-temptress of a woman that no man, let alone international ladies man Bond James Bond, can resist. Good thing Bond has another sexy babe on his side to slap back. Oh, and there’s also Christmas Jones, a nuclear physicist who ain’t afraid to be sassy, but appears to be absolutely terrified of sports bras. GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 BOND MOVIE COLLECTION: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP TWINE MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3qYQi4u or https://amzn.to/3x2Xf8sTWINE NOVELIZATION: https://amzn.to/3u1S86sTWINE SOUNDTRACK: https://amzn.to/3u25lMC If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. *Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header *Music by bensound.com *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music. Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU#jamesbond007 #theworldisnotenough #piercebrosnan #MichaelApted #IanFleming #jamesbondmovies

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 3. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 4. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 5. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 6. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 7. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 8. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 9. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 10. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 11. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 12. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 13. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 14. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 15. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 16. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 17. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 18. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 19. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI DIE ANOTHER DAY: Last episode, Ryan McCurdy left us with this final thought: Do we watch a bond movie because we want to think hard? Or because we want to be entertained? Well I welcome you to Die Another Day McF***Face, where thinking hard is verboten. You don’t just have to turn your brain off to watch this movie, you have to have a literal laser lobotomy. Starting out somewhat strong, the film takes us on a unique journey for 007 as we follow him on a torturous run through a North Korean prison camp, followed by a daring escape from the very government that disavowed him, right into a quest for revenge against the OHMSS agent that betrayed him to the Koreans in the first place. What an intriguing setup, we can’t wait to see what happens next! Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET DAD MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3ASvzDp or https://amzn.to/3RobITw GET DAD NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3BjocXd GET DAD SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3cO8QjO or https://amzn.to/3TQsa0K If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header *Music by bensound.com *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music. Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU#jamesbond007

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast 📋 PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Casino Royale https://youtu.be/OJfNg6hXFIE 3. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 4. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 5. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 6. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 7. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 8. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 9. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 10. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 11. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 12. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 13. Quantum of Solace https://youtu.be/E2YcCUewyJE 14. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 15. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 16. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 17. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 18. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 19. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 20. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 21. Die Another Day https://youtu.be/OrsKyDE8l-A 22. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI SKYFALL is a frustrating movie and it’s a particularly difficult one for me to RANK, because precisely one half of me loves it, while the other half f***ing hates it. The guys who wrote The World Is Not Enough are back to once again give Bond a shoulder injury that hardly has any bearing on the plot while they try their best to remake GoldenEye, the story of an older and (according to other characters in the film) washed up James Bond who faces his equal but opposite, his shadow, an ex-00 agent named Silva who just like Alec Trevelyan heads up his own criminal enterprise taking on missions for cash instead of for king and country. However, where GoldenEye had the advantage of coming on the heels of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the end of the Cold War (the very reason the 00 program was instituted in the first place), Skyfall has what? The Internet? Does that mean war and threats from rogue states and the necessity of maintaining boots on the ground is suddenly outdated? The whole argument is that the shadows don’t exist anymore, which is absurd because this movie takes place ten years after 9/11. It’s all meant to give the impression that this movie is super smart and meaningful, which perhaps it is in part, I’ll definitely give it good bad guy status, but simultaneously it is by far the most annoyingly contrived and self-aggrandizing Bond film to date, which we’ll get into in excruciating detail by tearing apart the plot, and when it crumbles, we will stand tall and face it all, together. Support the show by using these affiliate links: ☠ BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 🎭 All the BOND MOVIES: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP 🎥 SKYFALL MOVIE: https://amzn.to/3TUMnot 🎧 SKYFALL SOUNDTRACK: https://amzn.to/48sRvVc 🫙 If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449 🎨 James Bond Movie Poster by Sean Longmore: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SeanLongmoreDesign?ref=profile_header 🎹 MUSIC: *Spy On: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paP4KftK-vE *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright Music provided by Eleven Music Video Link: • 007 James Bond Theme - Eleven Music N... *Dark Tension Music: Black Hole by Soundridemusic Link to Video: • NoCopyright Dark Tension Trailer Back... #jamesbond007 #skyfall #danielcraig #sammendes #ianfleming #jamesbondranked #martincampbell #jamesbondmoviesranked #jamesbondmovies #goldeneye

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #godzilla #godzillaminusone #godzillaminusonemovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. 🔥Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. The Holdovers 3. Killers of the Flower Moon 4. Beau Is Afraid 5. Infinity Pool 6. Talk to Me 7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 9. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 10. John Wick: Chapter 4 11. Tetris 12. Gran Turismo 13. Air 14. Creed III 15. Sound of Freedom 16. A Haunting In Venice 17. The Creator 18. The Flash 19. Fast X 20. Asteroid City 21. The Killer 22. Napoleon 23. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 24. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 25. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 26. M3GAN 27. missing 28. The Machine 29. Barbie 30. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 31. The Exorcist: Believer 32. Scream VI 33. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 34. Dumb Money 35. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 36. Renfield 37. The Equalizer 3 38. Blue Beetle 39. Evil Dead Rise 40. The Pope’s Exorcist 41. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 42. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 43. Knock at the Cabin 44. Insidious: The Red Door 45. Five Nights at Freddy’s 46. The Nun II 47. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 48. Plane 49. Haunted Mansion 50. Cocaine Bear 51. Knights of the Zodiac ❝I don’t know much about Godzilla movies, but I know enough about movies to know that Godzilla Minus One has everything the body needs: Starting with the big stuff, Godzilla himself is absolutely incredible. The visual effect is of such a high quality that at times I felt I had the suspension of disbelief of a child. But that’s all just a cherry on top. Down at ground level is a story that leaves nothing to be desired. Among other things it’s the tale of one man’s struggle to rid himself of his survivor’s guilt following the Japanese army’s defeat after World War II. On a larger scale the story is a metaphor for post-WWII Japan’s fear of a loss of cultural identity to the looming threat of American influence and power done in the most Japanese way possible with a giant city-destroying monster and crowds of people running away screaming. Even if that’s not really your thing or you’ve never seen a single Godzilla movie you can and should still check it out because this movie brings it on every level.❞ Support the show by using these affiliate links: ☠GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 🎭GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP ☞If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe ⭐Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #thekiller #thekillermovie #davidfincher Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. The Holdovers 3. Killers of the Flower Moon 4. Beau Is Afraid 5. Infinity Pool 6. Talk to Me 7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 9. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 10. John Wick: Chapter 4 11. Tetris 12. Gran Turismo 13. Air 14. Creed III 15. Sound of Freedom 16. A Haunting In Venice 17. The Creator 18. The Flash 19. Fast X 20. Asteroid City 21. Napoleon 22. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 23. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 24. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 25. M3GAN 26. missing 27. The Machine 28. Barbie 29. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 30. The Exorcist: Believer 31. Scream VI 32. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 33. Dumb Money 34. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 35. Renfield 36. The Equalizer 3 37. Blue Beetle 38. Evil Dead Rise 39. The Pope’s Exorcist 40. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 41. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 42. Knock at the Cabin 43. Insidious: The Red Door 44. Five Nights at Freddy’s 45. The Nun II 46. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 47. Plane 48. Haunted Mansion 49. Cocaine Bear 50. Knights of the Zodiac The Killer is about an assassin who for the first time botches a job and has to deal with the consequences. Throughout the film we see how meticulous this man is in the planning and execution of his work. We see his seemingly unlimited resources and false identities put to use internationally while he fills in the downtime with voiceover of his murder wisdom and nihilistic philosophy. All of this would be great if there was a story attached because this is a film we’re talking about, not a TV show, but that’s exactly what it feels like in the end, a very good pilot episode of a TV series meant to establish a main character. It feels like an introduction with no followup, like a series of events that suddenly ends. A person has to be killed and the killer kills them with little to no trouble. He even complains early on about the lack of creativity in his latest gigs. One would expect this to herald the coming of some exciting and unique killing sequences, but no. Just about everybody gets shot with a gun after a bit of stalking so we really never see his killing skills at their best, even after things get personal. Needless to say this is one leaves a lot to be desired. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #napoleon #napoleonmovie #napoleonbonaparte Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. The Holdovers 3. Killers of the Flower Moon 4. Beau Is Afraid 5. Infinity Pool 6. Talk to Me 7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 9. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 10. John Wick: Chapter 4 11. Tetris 12. Gran Turismo 13. Air 14. Creed III 15. Sound of Freedom 16. A Haunting In Venice 17. The Creator 18. The Flash 19. Fast X 20. Asteroid City 21. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 22. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 23. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 24. M3GAN 25. missing 26. The Machine 27. Barbie 28. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 29. The Exorcist: Believer 30. Scream VI 31. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 32. Dumb Money 33. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 34. Renfield 35. The Equalizer 3 36. Blue Beetle 37. Evil Dead Rise 38. The Pope’s Exorcist 39. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 40. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 41. Knock at the Cabin 42. Insidious: The Red Door 43. Five Nights at Freddy’s 44. The Nun II 45. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 46. Plane 47. Haunted Mansion 48. Cocaine Bear 49. Knights of the Zodiac Napoleon focuses almost exclusively on Mr. Bonaparte’s relationship with his hussy wife Josephine, and not so much on painting the portrait of a small statured military genius turned emperor that conquered most of Europe, you know, a topic of absolute fascination. This makes it a frustrating movie, because it’s not like it needed to be ALL guts and glory, but did it have to be mostly simping and cuckery? Perhaps this would have worked if there was any spark between these two characters, but the movie makes it difficult to care about two people that mostly stare at each other blankly and then go cheat on one another, especially when the filmmakers fail to properly connect those story threads to his military motivations. So even if that was the point it still falls flat. And I mostly blame Joaquin Phoenix who is horribly miscast. At this point in his career he’s too much of a wild card to have the discipline for a role like this. That which made him perfect for movies like Joker or The Master makes him a liability in this historical drama, hence people laughing at inappropriate times in my theater. Frankly, the movie is a damn mess. It tries to be funny when it should be serious. It’s too stale when it should be romantic, and all of the interesting historical plot points are glanced over in favor of flatline Josephine. Prepare to be underwhelmed and let down. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #theholdovers #theholdoversmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Killers of the Flower Moon 3. Beau Is Afraid 4. Infinity Pool 5. Talk to Me 6. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 8. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 9. John Wick: Chapter 4 10. Tetris 11. Gran Turismo 12. Air 13. Creed III 14. Sound of Freedom 15. A Haunting In Venice 16. The Creator 17. The Flash 18. Fast X 19. Asteroid City 20. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 21. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 22. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 23. M3GAN 24. missing 25. The Machine 26. Barbie 27. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 28. The Exorcist: Believer 29. Scream VI 30. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 31. Dumb Money 32. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 33. Renfield 34. The Equalizer 3 35. Blue Beetle 36. Evil Dead Rise 37. The Pope’s Exorcist 38. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 39. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 40. Knock at the Cabin 41. Insidious: The Red Door 42. Five Nights at Freddy’s 43. The Nun II 44. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 45. Plane 46. Haunted Mansion 47. Cocaine Bear 48. Knights of the Zodiac The Holdovers is what they call an “instant classic.” It’s what people are talking about when they say “they don’t make ‘em like they used to.” It’s one of those snapshot of life, full range of emotion type of movies that keeps you hooked from beginning to end because the story flows as naturally as a stream as opposed to the artificial canal of formulaic story structure. It’s nostalgic without being forceful. It’s hilarious in a subtle, very down-to-earth way. And it’s never more melancholic or dramatic than it needs to be. It’s everything that Wes Anderson movies used to be, before he left reality for his quirkily filmed stage-plays. Instead, this movie reads like a classic American novel, with a limited cast and setting and by the end you fully understand (and therefore love) each character because they ARE real people trapped in the tragic shortcomings of real life where the losers lose while watching the winners win and making the best of it regardless. Therefore it’s not triumphant. It’s not even particularly heartfelt or inspiring. Hardly anything changes from beginning to end, other than a greater understanding and connection between a small group of disparate people. And to that end, it is beautiful. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #talktome #talktomemovie #a24 Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Killers of the Flower Moon 3. Beau Is Afraid 4. Infinity Pool 5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 7. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 8. John Wick: Chapter 4 9. Tetris 10. Gran Turismo 11. Air 12. Creed III 13. Sound of Freedom 14. A Haunting In Venice 15. The Creator 16. The Flash 17. Fast X 18. Asteroid City 19. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 20. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 21. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 22. M3GAN 23. missing 24. The Machine 25. Barbie 26. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 27. The Exorcist: Believer 28. Scream VI 29. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 30. Dumb Money 31. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 32. Renfield 33. The Equalizer 3 34. Blue Beetle 35. Evil Dead Rise 36. The Pope’s Exorcist 37. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 38. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 39. Knock at the Cabin 40. Insidious: The Red Door 41. Five Nights at Freddy's 42. The Nun II 43. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 44. Plane 45. Haunted Mansion 46. Cocaine Bear 47. Knights of the Zodiac Talk to Me is a refreshing take on the possession genre, taking the essence of an exorcism or seance movie and reducing it to an immature party drug allegory. The premise is so captivating and terrifying that the film doesn’t need to rely on jump scares, of which I don’t recall there being a single one—the mark of a true horror movie. Instead the horror comes when you realize the complete lack of reverence that the young party kid cast has for discovering a method of communicating with spirits of the dead. Instead of falling to their knees and repenting to God having found proof of the afterlife, they film each other freaking out, not under the influence of drugs and alcohol, but under the influence of these ghosts they willingly allow into their bodies. The kids eventually become addicted to the act, including the dopamine hit from carelessly posting these videos online. The horrific thing is that nobody is afraid of the horrific thing happening right before their eyes and iPhones. This of course reflects the age we live in, where nothing is too sacred to post and everyone seems keen to take a video of someone in distress rather than step in and help them out. Carelessly conjuring fiendish spirits for the almighty click is a terrifying glance at how the pursuit of digital attention is slowly but surely dehumanizing and desensitizing all of us digital addicts as we communicate exclusively through our devices instead of face to face, hence the brilliance of the title. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #fivenightsatfreddys #fivenightsatfreddysmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Killers of the Flower Moon 3. Beau Is Afraid 4. Infinity Pool 5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 7. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 8. John Wick: Chapter 4 9. Tetris 10. Gran Turismo 11. Air 12. Creed III 13. Sound of Freedom 14. A Haunting In Venice 15. The Creator 16. The Flash 17. Fast X 18. Asteroid City 19. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 20. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 21. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 22. M3GAN 23. missing 24. The Machine 25. Barbie 26. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 27. The Exorcist: Believer 28. Scream VI 29. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 30. Dumb Money 31. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 32. Renfield 33. The Equalizer 3 34. Blue Beetle 35. Evil Dead Rise 36. The Pope’s Exorcist 37. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 38. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 39. Knock at the Cabin 40. Insidious: The Red Door 41. The Nun II 42. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 43. Plane 44. Haunted Mansion 45. Cocaine Bear 46. Knights of the Zodiac Five Nights at Freddy’s is a mediocre attempt to adapt a seemingly unadaptable video game, which is about a guy working a security job at a Chuck E. Cheese-like establishment, only to realize that the seemingly friendly android mascots have a murderous will of their own. Upside: the actualized look of Freddy’s androids is great. Downside: nearly everything else. Because when it comes to the story, it feels like they wrote a draft or two at the most and then decided to go straight into production. Half the runtime is about this security guy trying to solve a mystery about who kidnapped his little brother when they were kids. Meanwhile his little sister is a telepath and can communicate with all of the androids, who as it turns out, are actually possessed by the ghosts of murdered children. At that point we simply don’t need the little brother plot when giant anthropomorphic pizza place animals are threatening to murder your little sister. Let’s focus on what’s actually interesting here. But no, a movie that should have been self-aware of its own ridiculousness spent way too much time telling a completely unrelated story and taking itself too seriously when it should have been telling its own backstory while delivering fun scares. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #killersoftheflowermoon #killersoftheflowermoonmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. A Haunting In Venice 14. The Creator 15. The Flash 16. Fast X 17. Asteroid City 18. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 19. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 20. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 21. M3GAN 22. missing 23. The Machine 24. Barbie 25. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 26. The Exorcist: Believer 27. Scream VI 28. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 29. Dumb Money 30. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 31. Renfield 32. The Equalizer 3 33. Blue Beetle 34. Evil Dead Rise 35. The Pope’s Exorcist 36. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 37. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 38. Knock at the Cabin 39. Insidious: The Red Door 40. The Nun II 41. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 42. Plane 43. Haunted Mansion 44. Cocaine Bear 45. Knights of the Zodiac Quentin Tarantino has said for years that he’ll make ten films and then retire because directors only make worse and worse films as they age. Somehow the old-timer Martin Scorsese is a rare exception to this general rule, of which Killers of the Flower Moon is further evidence. Showcasing the lengths to which people will go to obtain money and power is certainly a central theme of Marty’s more iconic films, and here’s another for that list. Only this time it’s a significantly more subtle approach than the likes of Goodfellas, The Departed, or Wolf of Wall Street. Murder and death isn’t handled with style and flair set to a Rolling Stones soundtrack, but with deference and care and a cold objectivity because the victims aren’t gangsters, but members of the Osage Nation, bumped off one by one by white men looking to gain control of oil discovered on Osage tribal land. It’s hauntingly tragic, shockingly inhuman, and beautifully rendered. Not so coincidentally, as Marty’s time on this Earth elongates, so too do the runtimes of his films, the last two being 3 and a half hours. I for one consider this a blessing from a master filmmaker with nothing left to prove. So if you have a problem with it, watch it on Apple TV+ so that every 20 minutes you can pause the movie to take your damn ADHD medication, sit back down, shut up, watch the movie and be thankful that Martin Scorsese still has plenty to give. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #theexorcist #theexorcistbeliever #exorcist #exorcistbeliever Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. A Haunting In Venice 14. The Creator 15. The Flash 16. Fast X 17. Asteroid City 18. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 19. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 20. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 21. M3GAN 22. missing 23. The Machine 24. Barbie 25. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 26. Scream VI 27. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 28. Dumb Money 29. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 30. Renfield 31. The Equalizer 3 32. Blue Beetle 33. Evil Dead Rise 34. The Pope’s Exorcist 35. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 36. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 37. Knock at the Cabin 38. Insidious: The Red Door 39. The Nun II 40. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 41. Plane 42. Haunted Mansion 43. Cocaine Bear 44. Knights of the Zodiac The Exorcist: Believer ups the exorcism ante by giving us not one possessed little girl, but TWO possessed little girls. It follows the original Exorcist film’s true to life approach, honing in on the human drama of the characters and using this knowledge to heighten the intensity of the exorcism scenes. But does it go far enough? Not quite. Like Creed III, the final fight feels just a beat short of truly earning its payoff. And that payoff was designed to come down to a simple choice that the odd team of exorcist superfriends (a witch doctor, a catholic priest, a baptist minister, the parents, etc) were forced to make, only that choice was written as to be stacked in the favor of one of the girls over the other, thereby weakening the emotional significance and intended tragedy of the climax. So just like The Creator, the movie is very effective and creepy up until the third act where it comes off as rushed and contrived, and therefore doesn’t hold a votive candle to its predecessors. Speaking of which, they brought back the original characters and for some stupid reason did absolutely nothing with them. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #thecreator #thecreatormovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. A Haunting In Venice 14. The Flash 15. Fast X 16. Asteroid City 17. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 18. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 19. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 20. M3GAN 21. missing 22. The Machine 23. Barbie 24. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 25. Scream VI 26. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 27. Dumb Money 28. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 29. Renfield 30. The Equalizer 3 31. Blue Beetle 32. Evil Dead Rise 33. The Pope’s Exorcist 34. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 35. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 36. Knock at the Cabin 37. Insidious: The Red Door 38. The Nun II 39. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 40. Plane 41. Haunted Mansion 42. Cocaine Bear 43. Knights of the Zodiac The Creator checks the box for our ration of quality high-concept science fiction that today’s audiences only receive on an annual basis. Appropriately set 100 years after 1970, the film is a futuristic retelling of the Vietnam War (but this time against robots) in a frightening but probably accurate vision of the future of artificial intelligence as the inevitable next step in human evolution centered around a human/robot hybrid messiah figure in the form of a little girl named Alphie, short for Alpha Omega (as in Jesus’ final words in the book of Revelation), and her parents Mary and Joseph, I mean Maya and Joshua, sent by the Creator to end the war and bridge the gap between humankind and AI. So yea, there’s A LOT going on here. The only downside is that even with this amazing intersection of themes, the overall story is bogged down by too many ideas and unnecessary twists and turns and would have benefited from some streamlining because with so much to get through it oftentimes feels a bit rushed, which only compounds confusion and dampens the emotional significance, which is too bad because the conceptualization and production value is so damn high. Don’t let that deter you from seeing it, but unfortunately there’s lots of room for improvement on this one. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #dumbmoney #dumbmoneymovie #gamestop #gamestopmovie #GME Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. A Haunting In Venice 14. The Flash 15. Fast X 16. Asteroid City 17. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 18. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 19. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 20. M3GAN 21. missing 22. The Machine 23. Barbie 24. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 25. Scream VI 26. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 27. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 28. Renfield 29. The Equalizer 3 30. Blue Beetle 31. Evil Dead Rise 32. The Pope’s Exorcist 33. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 34. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 35. Knock at the Cabin 36. Insidious: The Red Door 37. The Nun II 38. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 39. Plane 40. Haunted Mansion 41. Cocaine Bear 42. Knights of the Zodiac Dumb Money was a tough watch for me because to this day (and to my deep shame) I’m a diamond handed ape, so reliving the 2021 GameStop saga meant I had a pit in my stomach from beginning to end. Of course one can’t help but compare this to the other comedic, “stick it to those wall street bastards” film: The Big Short. But the core difference is that the characters in The Big Short were primary players in the story of the 2008 financial crisis whereas the GME saga involved millions of individuals (known as apes) all banded together across the globe following the lead of a hilarious madman named Roaring Kitty, AKA Keith Gill. Unfortunately, this movie chose to tell the story of a select few of those apes where it should have just been the Keith Gill vs Wall Street movie coupled with random people around the world interacting with them on Reddit and Youtube. On top of that the film is way too immature for its own good. For a movie telling a true story, everyone behaves like they’re in a mid-2000’s Judd Apatow film. This is precisely how Wall Street Bets of Reddit should have been characterized, not every character in the film. In total, this movie manages to take one of the wildest stories in history and suck most of the meaning and fun out of it by bypassing important events yet emphasizing unfunny moments with characters that we don’t care about, and then pissing me off by showing them showing off their paper hands while Tik Tok dancing. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.

Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:

1. Oppenheimer
2. Beau Is Afraid
3. Infinity Pool
4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One
7. John Wick: Chapter 4
8. Tetris
9. Gran Turismo
10. Air
11. Creed III
12. Sound of Freedom
13. The Flash
14. Fast X
15. Asteroid City
16. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
17. Shazam! Fury of the Gods
18. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
19. M3GAN
20. missing
21. The Machine
22. Barbie
23. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
24. Scream VI
25. The Super Mario Bros. Movie
26. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
27. Renfield
28. The Equalizer 3
29. Blue Beetle
30. Evil Dead Rise
31. The Pope’s Exorcist
32. Magic Mike’s Last Dance
33. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
34. Knock at the Cabin
35. Insidious: The Red Door
36. The Nun II
37. The Last Voyage of the Demeter
38. Plane
39. Haunted Mansion
40. Cocaine Bear
41. Knights of the Zodiac

A Haunting in Venice once again puts Hercule Poirot to the task of figuring out who-dun-it, but this time with an interesting supernatural element that somewhat turns this story into a horror film.

The movie does a good job of presenting questionable events involving spirits and ghosts to the point that their realness is arguable either way based on one’s personal interpretation, while also thematically plugging directly into Hercule’s personal story of having lost his faith in God because of the horrible things he’s seen over the course of his career.

However, in the end it is a very subtle movie, as really nobody is heavily suspected by the audience or otherwise up until Hercule figures everything out after a single conversation per suspect and exposes the killer in one fell swoop and then immediately regains his faith because he believes he saw a ghost.

So just like the aforementioned faith theme there are two interpretations of this subtle quality to the film: one that it is simply and classically told, and the other that it is tired and lazy.

I lack a strong emotional connection to this movie, so it wouldn’t take the world’s greatest detective to figure out where I stand…

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #thenun #thenunii #thenun2 #nun2movie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. The Flash 14. Fast X 15. Asteroid City 16. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 17. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 18. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 19. M3GAN 20. missing 21. The Machine 22. Barbie 23. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 24. Scream VI 25. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 26. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 27. Renfield 28. The Equalizer 3 29. Blue Beetle 30. Evil Dead Rise 31. The Pope’s Exorcist 32. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 33. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 34. Knock at the Cabin 35. Insidious: The Red Door 36. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 37. Plane 38. Haunted Mansion 39. Cocaine Bear 40. Knights of the Zodiac The Nun 2 left me none too pleased. A corny opener, but I’ll never be able to make that joke again so let’s savor it. Once again a demon entity possesses someone in order to get a thing it needs to break into the physical world, and yet at the same time it is capable of affecting the physical world for things like murder regardless of having a meat puppet do things for it because it doesn’t need the magical thing it needs to do stuff with, thereby having it both ways at all times while withholding some basic limitation by which to hang a conducive or interesting plot. So once again we get a cookie-cutter, snooze-inducing story with minimal character development pocked by jump-scare set-pieces that admittedly are sometimes fresh but obnoxious all the same because they’re still fucking jump-scares. Mostly they lead to more laughter than scares, but maybe that’s a point in the movie’s favor… So the heroes have to get a magical thing to stop the demon and then they do in banal Harry Potter fashion, bringing to mind the eternal wisdom of Peter Jackson in not relying heavily upon magic to carry the dramatic fire in Lord of the Rings, because magic in storytelling is more often than not too simplistic and meaningless and in this case lowers the dramatic majesty of Christianity to the triviality of paganistic wizardry. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #equalizer3 #equalizer3movie #theequalizer Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Gran Turismo 10. Air 11. Creed III 12. Sound of Freedom 13. The Flash 14. Fast X 15. Asteroid City 16. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 17. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 18. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 19. M3GAN 20. missing 21. The Machine 22. Barbie 23. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 24. Scream VI 25. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 26. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 27. Renfield 28. Blue Beetle 29. Evil Dead Rise 30. The Pope’s Exorcist 31. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 32. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 33. Knock at the Cabin 34. Insidious: The Red Door 35. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 36. Plane 37. Haunted Mansion 38. Cocaine Bear 39. Knights of the Zodiac The Equalizer 3 is a decent end to the Equalizer trilogy, a series of films following in the footsteps of John Wick, Taken, Jack Reacher, and nearly every Clint Eastwood movie whereby an older fella comes out of professional people killer retirement to once again punish those taking advantage of others in the classic Western style of one man versus a web of corruption, specifically in the “a stranger comes to town” style since this iteration takes place entirely in a small village in Sicily overrun by the mafia. However, this movie is basically a “feel good” story within that genre, as the story lacks any meaningful sacrifice on the part of ancillary characters or even the Equalizer himself (AKA Robert McCall), greatly diminishing the overall emotional impact of the story. Put short, a problem arises and then McCall quickly and badassly takes care of it without issue or loss of life or anything at all really. Watching Denzel Washington brutally murder bad guys will make you feel bloody righteous in the moment, but for lack of any deeper meaning or significance you’ll quickly forget this story. Feels good, but not memorable. So is it bad? No. It’s just cinematic comfort food, so you’re not missing anything if you skip this one. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

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Gran Turismo is a very good movie, but it doesn’t quite make it into the “great” category.And the reason for this is simple. While it has excellent character development and a really unique story about a video gamer turned professional racer, it feels like a 6-part mini series that some fan editor cut down to a two hour run time. With zero puns intended, it’s a bit rushed.What this means is that little character moments and big plot elements that should have had more emphasis are quickly breezed over, leading to an overall feeling of being slightly underwhelmed.However, the story has such a fresh approach to the racing genre and David Harbour’s character is so good that it easily makes up for these shortcomings, even if you’ve never heard of the video game this true story is based on. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #bluebeetle #bluebeetlemovie #DC #DCEU Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 7. John Wick: Chapter 4 8. Tetris 9. Air 10. Creed III 11. Sound of Freedom 12. The Flash 13. Fast X 14. Asteroid City 15. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 16. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 17. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 18. M3GAN 19. missing 20. The Machine 21. Barbie 22. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 23. Scream VI 24. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 25. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 26. Renfield 27. Evil Dead Rise 28. The Pope’s Exorcist 29. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 30. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 31. Knock at the Cabin 32. Insidious: The Red Door 33. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 34. Plane 35. Haunted Mansion 36. Cocaine Bear 37. Knights of the Zodiac Blue Beetle isn’t the worst movie in the DCEU, but it’s by far the most weary. It’s essentially “superhero fatigue the movie” because there’s nothing we haven’t seen before while ALSO having trouble taking itself seriously while ALSO wishing it was a Marvel movie. A down on his luck fella gets bit by a radioactive spid— Sorry, a blue space scarab burrows into his spine turning him into a reluctant and awkward superhero. Then the evil head of a giant weapons manufacturer steals the secrets of this scarab to make a fleet of men in iron suits called Ironma— sorry again, I mean OMACs. Meanwhile everything feels random and disconnected from everything else that’s happening, as if the script was really long so they just deleted every other scene leading to constant confusion and contradiction of character. Maybe a more serious version of this would’ve worked back at the very outset of the DCEU, but at this point it’s just tired and weak. And also all white people are racist. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #TMNT #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem #mutantmayhem Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 6. John Wick: Chapter 4 7. Tetris 8. Air 9. Creed III 10. Sound of Freedom 11. The Flash 12. Fast X 13. Asteroid City 14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 17. M3GAN 18. missing 19. The Machine 20. Barbie 21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 22. Scream VI 23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 25. Renfield 26. Evil Dead Rise 27. The Pope’s Exorcist 28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 30. Knock at the Cabin 31. Insidious: The Red Door 32. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 33. Plane 34. Haunted Mansion 35. Cocaine Bear 36. Knights of the Zodiac Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is terrific. I definitely had a big smile on my face for most of this movie. And why’s that? Nostalgia? Revisiting my childhood? No. I loved this movie because it felt like the people making it actually cared about the CHARACTERS, and that the characters behaved and spoke true to themselves as mutants and/or teenagers or father figures or relatably embittered and vengeful bad guys. And then built overtop of that is a clear “destroy all humans” plot that easily carries a simple story of longing to belong in a world that typically runs from or destroys anything regarded as unfamiliar or alien, which is exactly how people would initially react to four teenage mutant ninja turtles, their giant rat father, and all of their mutant bad guy cousins seeking revenge for humanity’s mutant-phobia. This movie brings it on every level: A fresh and apt style of animation, good humor, good fun, motivated bad guys with a sympathetic plot, excellent characterization and fulfillment of individual character arcs, a KILLER soundtrack, lots of pizza and all wrapped up in the most comprehensive and appropriately awkward origin story the turtles have ever seen on the big screen. All that’s left to say my dear McCurdy, is cowabunga. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #lastvoyageofthedemeter #lastvoyageofthedemetermovie #dracula Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 6. John Wick: Chapter 4 7. Tetris 8. Air 9. Creed III 10. Sound of Freedom 11. The Flash 12. Fast X 13. Asteroid City 14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 17. M3GAN 18. missing 19. The Machine 20. Barbie 21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 22. Scream VI 23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 25. Renfield 26. Evil Dead Rise 27. The Pope’s Exorcist 28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 30. Knock at the Cabin 31. Insidious: The Red Door 32. Plane 33. Haunted Mansion 34. Cocaine Bear 35. Knights of the Zodiac The Last Voyage of the Demeter is a decent movie, no question about it. It’s well made and at times has genuine moments of horror. Unfortunately, it’s another example of one of these movies that just doesn’t carry the ball far enough to deserve remembrance. It is exactly what one expects, and nothing more. And I hate saying this about a movie that has the balls to kill a child, but overall this small story such as it is would have been better off remaining as a part of a larger one. And when tasked with pinpointing exactly what’s missing, I believe it to be a certain amount of cleverness within the confines of the premise. As a big fan of this brand of story, both horror and the “a bunch of people trapped in a confined space within a desperate situation” genres, what’s needed is some clever setup and payoff, especially because we as an audience already know that this Dracula tale is going to end in tragedy. Instead what we get in the end is more or less going through the motions as each cast member gets picked off one by one without any fulfillment of character or personal sacrifice or anything else that may have made this story more than just scraping the bottom of the Dracula lore barrel. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #hauntedmansion #hauntedmansionmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 6. John Wick: Chapter 4 7. Tetris 8. Air 9. Creed III 10. Sound of Freedom 11. The Flash 12. Fast X 13. Asteroid City 14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 17. M3GAN 18. missing 19. The Machine 20. Barbie 21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 22. Scream VI 23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 25. Renfield 26. Evil Dead Rise 27. The Pope’s Exorcist 28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 30. Knock at the Cabin 31. Insidious: The Red Door 32. Plane 33. Cocaine Bear 34. Knights of the Zodiac Haunted Mansion isn’t a movie. It feels more like a secret government IQ test. Anybody that doesn’t laugh gets put on a watchlist for being dangerously intellectual. Joking aside, it’s nothing more than a payday for aging actors simply trying to fill their Disney contract movie quotas, as well as a payday for the producers who have those same high profile actors say things like “shop at CVS” and “gee I’m hungry, let’s get a whopper cooked fresh from Burger King.” This poor excuse for a movie is a sad reminder that post-modernism is cancerous to storytelling. Everyone seems stupidly self-aware that nobody is taking this seriously. Meanwhile, you could take any single line from this movie and give it to any other character and nobody would know the difference because nobody has a distinct character while simultaneously everyone is the comic relief. It feels no different than Cocaine Bear where the director said, “just say funny stuff and be goofy.” There’s no story going on, nothing carrying us from beat to beat so by the end you’re begging for the afterlife. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #oppenheimer #oppenheimermovie #christophernolan Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 5. John Wick: Chapter 4 6. Tetris 7. Air 8. Creed III 9. Sound of Freedom 10. The Flash 11. Fast X 12. Asteroid City 13. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 14. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 15. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 16. M3GAN 17. missing 18. The Machine 19. Barbie 20. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 21. Scream VI 22. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 23. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 24. Renfield 25. Evil Dead Rise 26. The Pope’s Exorcist 27. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 28. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 29. Knock at the Cabin 30. Insidious: The Red Door 31. Plane 32. Cocaine Bear 33. Knights of the Zodiac After Dunkirk and Tenet it seemed like maybe Christopher Nolan was losing his edge, but now we know that’s not the case because Oppenheimer is not just a masterful film but an incredible achievement. But it’s also the least Christopher Nolan movie of his movies because this is his first biographical picture. No IMAX-level action set pieces. No major revelations or twists. No cross-cutting between 30 different plot points all converging on one big moment of truth. Instead the movie is 99% people talking in rooms in a massive and admittedly sometimes confusing web of he-said she-said. Spanning decades, the film lays out the life and times of J. Robert Oppenheimer from his days as a student to being appointed director of the Manhattan Project and inventing and dropping the atomic bomb to becoming world famous but feeling really bad about all of it and eventually being investigated by the United States government for connections to communists and Soviet Union spies. But all in all it is the single greatest expression of the Promethean myth in modern history: the man who stole fire from the gods (in this case harnessed the power of the universe) and presented this great technology to mankind, a tool which was immediately reformed into a weapon that to this day threatens to end human existence itself, and how he was persecuted and punished for this deed by the government he did it for and himself. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #barbie #barbiemovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 5. John Wick: Chapter 4 6. Tetris 7. Air 8. Creed III 9. Sound of Freedom 10. The Flash 11. Fast X 12. Asteroid City 13. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 14. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 15. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 16. M3GAN 17. missing 18. The Machine 19. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 20. Scream VI 21. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 22. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 23. Renfield 24. Evil Dead Rise 25. The Pope’s Exorcist 26. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 27. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 28. Knock at the Cabin 29. Insidious: The Red Door 30. Plane 31. Cocaine Bear 32. Knights of the Zodiac

I would say that Barbie is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life, but I think labelling it as a movie would be giving it too much credit. Torture device would be more accurate. In fact until now I never sat in a movie theater and actively prayed to be the victim of a mass shooting. What should have been a celebration of the beloved children’s doll, you know, a movie vehicle by which young girls would be inspired to get into Barbies and increase Mattel’s share price, instead bombarded those young girls with feminist indoctrination that probably confused the hell out of them with words like patriarchy and gynecologist and fascist.

This movie doesn’t showcase the brand of feminism that simply says pursue a career if you want, but the kind that blames everything that’s possibly negative in the world on men, something that would never be tolerated if the opposite was expressed in a film or anything else.

And I get it, I get the core idea here, this is a gender swap idealistic feminist utopia fantasy movie where Barbieland is the polar opposite of the “real world” where women run everything and men sit around seeking the eyeballs and approval of women, the status quo feminists perceive themselves to be a victim of today.

But I guess I just don’t understand why this movie was made for adults. It only serves as a pathetic but not surprising revelation that our generation is not only plagued with an overabundance of man-children, but an equal number of woman-children. Frankly I feel really bad for actual children that didn’t receive a proper Barbie movie in the same way that earlier this year Nintendo fans finally got a proper Mario movie that both kids and adults could enjoy.

There is a bitterness at the core of this film, and that’s precisely why I can’t stand it. What could have been fun for everyone turned into the cinematic equivalent of the phrase “I hate men, they’re so sexist!” If you can’t understand the irony of such a statement, maybe I should string off a list of cheap complaints in your face until your brainwashing evaporates.

But I guess it’s okay because right at the end the creator of Barbie says it’s all right not to be special and to just be a normal mom or whatever.

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye https://youtu.be/HzCdqmEc2FA 2. Goldfinger https://youtu.be/rJWYnd7VsMg 3. From Russia With Love https://youtu.be/QTdJwc5VNcM 4. License To Kill https://youtu.be/IxVzJWAPLzk 5. The Spy Who Loved Me https://youtu.be/0cwkHZB69GQ 6. The Man With The Golden Gun https://youtu.be/p7MJdltoAgM 7. Dr. No https://youtu.be/t1v81dsXTd4 8. The World Is Not Enough https://youtu.be/MWZqfiGf5l0 9. A View To A Kill https://youtu.be/yysqo4TQqL4 10. For Your Eyes Only https://youtu.be/IHnTmDO05sI 11. On Her Majesty's Secret Service https://youtu.be/ff-kknW82iE 12. Thunderball https://youtu.be/4r_K9eVbXlE 13. Tomorrow Never Dies https://youtu.be/04W7R3od_QM 14. Octopussy https://youtu.be/YelzN17nNWw 15. The Living Daylights https://youtu.be/nsms_4RPIAo 16. Live and Let Die https://youtu.be/X34xxjjtQTk 17. Moonraker https://youtu.be/u3o5CByVQBs 18. Diamonds Are Forever https://youtu.be/eEuhmncHzHs 19. Die Another Day https://youtu.be/OrsKyDE8l-A 20. You Only Live Twice https://youtu.be/uoEfmdIEzRI CASINO ROYALE: Do you feel the spirit? BEHOLD! HOLY-LOO-YA and a good goddamn, the second revelation is upon us! Repent all ye sinners for our lord and savior Martin Campbell has had a second coming, delivering unto us a whole New Testament on top of the Old: Goldeneye and Casino Royale, the holy scriptures of Bond, can I get an amen? Casino Royale brings us back to the beginning of Bond, who has just been promoted to a 00. His first assignment puts him on the trail of a bomb-maker who takes us on an EXPLOSIVE free-running set-piece that serves to showcase how this new Bond operates. He is truly Her Majesty’s blunt instrument, a hammer, not a scalpel, always looking to smash his way to victory. A nuke, not a smart bomb. A brawler, not a ballerina. Bond’s actions lead to the bankrupting of Le Chiffre, a terrorist financier who gambled with his client’s millions and lost big, necessitating his organizing of a 100 million dollar Texas Hold 'Em tournament at the Casino Royale in French Montenegro. Because they need what’s in Le Chiffre’s head more than the head itself, Her Majesty’s government sends Bond to beat the baddie at his own game armed only with 15 million dollars, a young accountant super babe Vesper Lynd, and an old French MI-6 operative named Mathis. Support the show by using these affiliate links: Get a BUG-A-SALT here: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 Get all the BOND MOVIES here: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP Get CASINO ROYALE MOVIE here: https://amzn.to/40F7ImU Get CASINO ROYALE NOVEL here: https://amzn.to/3RJhvE5 Get CASINO ROYALE SOUNDTRACK here: https://amzn.to/3Yf2s7A If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *Song: 007 James Bond - Eleven Music No Copyright -Music provided by Eleven Music. -Video Link: https://youtu.be/Zv-hLHFQSCU *"Savfk - Journey To The Stars" is under a Creative Commons (CC-BY 3.0) license -https://www.youtube.com/c/SavfkMusic -Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: http://bit.ly/journey-stars-song#jamesbond007 #casinoroyale #danielcraig #MartinCampbell #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #goldeneye

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #soundoffreedom #soundoffreedommovie #jimcaviezel Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 5. John Wick: Chapter 4 6. Tetris 7. Air 8. Creed III 9. The Flash 10. Fast X 11. Asteroid City 12. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 13. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 14. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 15. M3GAN 16. missing 17. The Machine 18. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 19. Scream VI 20. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 21. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 22. Renfield 23. Evil Dead Rise 24. The Pope’s Exorcist 25. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 26. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 27. Knock at the Cabin 28. Insidious: The Red Door 29. Plane 30. Cocaine Bear 31. Knights of the Zodiac Sound of Freedom is a difficult movie to watch, not because it is poorly produced (quite the opposite in fact), but because it is about the international issue of human trafficking, specifically that of children, a problem that is certainly not new and has been going on since the beginning of time. This movie does my favorite thing in the world: it shoves the darkness of humanity into the faces of those who would rather turn a blind eye and puts the audience in the difficult position of asking themselves that if they could do something about this problem, would they? Tim Ballard, played by Jim Caviezel (who is excellent as always), is a professional pedophile hunter who quits his job as a Homeland Security agent in order to rescue kidnapped children in Central and South America. We’ll talk about what’s fact and what’s fiction, but as for the quality and tone of this film, it’s not the ra-ra-America-USAchantingfratboy-rightwing-Fox News-QAnon-conspiracytheorist-propaganda fantasy the establishment media has claimed it to be (in fact there’s nothing political about it whatsoever) but is rather the simple story of a single man having the courage to do the right thing at whatever the cost, and you should go see it and courageously face this darkness yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LINKS: Angel Studios: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Studios Fact & Fiction: https://www.angel.com/blog/angel-studios/posts/sound-of-freedom-true-story-discovering-the-truth-behind-the-moviehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_of_Freedom_(film) USA Human Trafficking Stats: https://humantraffickinghotline.org/en/statistics Creepy stuff: https://nypost.com/2023/06/21/ex-cnn-producer-john-griffin-sentenced-for-child-sex-abuse/https://www.nmn.com/news/an-injection-of-new-blood-rejuvenates-older-ratshttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33161876/#:~:text=We%20found%20that%20old%20rats,responsible%20for%20the%20observed%20effects. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. The Flash 9. Fast X 10. Asteroid City 11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 14. M3GAN 15. missing 16. The Machine 17. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 18. Scream VI 19. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 20. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 21. Renfield 22. Evil Dead Rise 23. The Pope’s Exorcist 24. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 25. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 26. Knock at the Cabin 27. Insidious: The Red Door 28. Plane 29. Cocaine Bear 30. Knights of the Zodiac Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One continues the franchise’s excellent track record of pure entertainment. The obvious critique here is that this movie is just half of the Dead Reckoning story, but at least we knew that going into it. It’s easily the most complex plot in the franchise, but simultaneously it is the most confusing, with lots of fast-paced info-dumps about the main bad guy (an AI construct called “The Entity”) and a cruciform key McGuffin frequently changing hands between members of varying intelligence agencies, bad guys and brokers. However, the filmmakers realized that a computer program can’t throw punches at Tom Cruise, so they give us Gabriel, some guy from Ethan Hunt’s past that has just now come back and is somehow in cahoots with The Entity. On that note, the film raises more questions than it answers, but that’s to be expected of a part one. As of now it’s done its job of setting up what will hopefully be Ethan’s most impossible mission yet: taking down a sentient AI that can almost perfectly predict the future and will always be a million steps ahead. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. #insidious #insidiousthereddoor #insidious5 Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. The Flash 9. Fast X 10. Asteroid City 11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 14. M3GAN 15. missing 16. The Machine 17. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 18. Scream VI 19. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 20. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 21. Renfield 22. Evil Dead Rise 23. The Pope’s Exorcist 24. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 25. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 26. Knock at the Cabin 27. Plane 28. Cocaine Bear 29. Knights of the Zodiac Charge your lanterns and fill up for your fog machines because Insidious is back! Once again people wander around in The Legend of Zelda’s dark world so things can jump out at them, only this time we revisit the original characters but the same old themes of memory and trauma and how it’s actually best NOT to forget the bad things that happen to us because it is those negative experiences that actually make us wiser and stronger. In fact, it kinda highlights how stupid the ending of film 2 is because if the father and son leads were smart enough to NOT have had their memories wiped we wouldn’t have to watch this follow-up about them remembering that they had their memories wiped so they could return to a red door in purgatory and slam it in the face of some Darth Maul lookin’ demon that’s been chasing everyone for 5 films. These Insidious movies consist of parts one and two that are basically one complete and compelling story, and everything that has come after has been a loose plot that acts as an excuse to showcase jump scares. No wonder James Wan bailed on the director’s chair after the first two. I’m gonna count backwards from five and hopefully we’ll all forget about Insidious 3, 4, and 5… 4… 3… Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

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#indianajones #indianajonesandthedialofdestiny #indianajones5 Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. The Flash 9. Fast X 10. Asteroid City 11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 14. M3GAN 15. missing 16. The Machine 17. Scream VI 18. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 19. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 20. Renfield 21. Evil Dead Rise 22. The Pope’s Exorcist 23. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 24. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 25. Knock at the Cabin 26. Plane 27. Cocaine Bear 28. Knights of the Zodiac Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny opens with the Disney logo and at first I thought I was in the wrong theater. But then I remembered, oh yeaaaaa, Disney bought Lucas film and Lucas film is more than just Star Wars. I gotta say overall, this movie is not bad. But it’s like teaching your grandma how to drive a car again after her latest stroke: it’s far from the greatest ride of your life, and in the end you’re just glad she pulled it off without killing herself or anyone else. I’m willing to bet you won’t hate this movie, in fact you might love parts of it, like when your dementia-ridden grandma has a sudden moment of clarity and it feels like old times again, but then that’s overtaken by the shiny shimmering disni-fication of the whole thing, like when your grandma gets plastic surgery in her face and she looks like some inhuman ghoulish freakazoid, an odd and unnatural mixture of young and old that highlights her inability to give up the past. But you weigh that against the alternative, the one where she no longer exists at all and you figure, okay, this is fine, I’d rather have more days with her than none, but if she makes one shitty movie and we gotta start buying diapers she’s gonna eat pillow. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. The Flash 9. Fast X 10. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 11. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 12. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 13. M3GAN 14. missing 15. The Machine 16. Scream VI 17. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 18. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 19. Renfield 20. Evil Dead Rise 21. The Pope’s Exorcist 22. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 23. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 24. Knock at the Cabin 25. Plane 26. Cocaine Bear 27. Knights of the Zodiac Asteroid City may in fact be Wes Anderson’s most Wes Anderson film yet, not just because every character has his trademarked idiosyncrasies and awkwardness while his camera behaves like another quirky character in the story, but specifically because it is a movie about a hyper-realized stage play (titled “Asteroid City”) which is what most of his movies have been up to this point, only this time he’s admitting it outright by building it into a play/meta-play story structure. This also makes it his most self-indulgent film because not only is it dripping in his style, but ultimately the movie is about himself, represented by the writer and the director of the play. Several times in the film a character literally exits the play to go ask him what the meaning of the play is, and he says he has no idea. He just writes things and then they happen. I guess this is one of those “life is about the journey not the destination” types of movies. Meh. It’s certainly an enjoyable film so if you REALLY need a grand purpose to it all, Asteroid City exists to serve as an excuse for Wes to once again get all of his favorite actors together to have a good time and deliver humor as dry as the desert they’re all trapped in, so I guess just accept it and try to enjoy the ride. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple, because all of the aforementioned meta-stuff that specifically makes the movie about Mr. Anderson is precisely what weighs it down, making it, and I hate to say it, an undercooked story. I would have much preferred Mr. Anderson leave himself, and the meta play stuff, out of it and focus the story solely on the events of Asteroid City itself. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. From Russia With Love 4. License To Kill 5. The Spy Who Loved Me 6. The Man With The Golden Gun 7. Dr. No 8. A View To A Kill 9. For Your Eyes Only 10. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 11. Thunderball 12. Octopussy 13. The Living Daylights 14. Live and Let Die 15. Moonraker 16. Diamonds Are Forever 17. You Only Live Twice TOMORROW NEVER DIES: Goodbye Goldeneye, with your motivated action and Post-Cold War characterization of James Bond. The spirit of Roger Moore is back for more in Tomorrow Never Dies, the movie about how news for profit is probably the greatest mistake humanity ever made, because once corporations take over media outlets and get in bed with big government, they warp reality itself to spread ignorance and stupidity in order to manipulate and control populations of sheep minded f*ckwads better known as you and me. We all know the news isn’t about informing people, it’s about entertainment. Anything other than weather and sports is a bunch of bull that’s meant to cash in on the fallacy that if it’s on TV, then it must be true! Wouldn’t it be great if this James Bond movie fleshed out this concept of the Real Fake News via its story about a megalomaniacal media mogul starting a war just to sell copies of his newspaper. Sure, but then we wouldn’t have time for explosions and titties! Who cares about truth or substance or meaning when it’s all about entertainment baby!! For you buttheads out there always telling me you just wanna turn your brain off and watch a big dumb action movie, look no further than Tomorrow Never Dies!!! GET A BUG-A-SALT: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP TND MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3Gj5UVa or https://amzn.to/3rmMw5s TND NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3Gj5ZIs TND SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3seByxZ If you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Fast X 9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 10. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 11. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 12. M3GAN 13. missing 14. The Machine 15. Scream VI 16. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 17. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 18. Renfield 19. Evil Dead Rise 20. The Pope’s Exorcist 21. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 22. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 23. Knock at the Cabin 24. Plane 25. Cocaine Bear 26. Knights of the Zodiac The Flash is a good movie. But is it also a complete mess? Yes. But that’s not really its fault since the entire DCEU is a complete train wreck. And the special effects look like The Flash had to time travel back to 2001 to get them made (probably because Marvel is hogging all of the good visual effects houses), but as I’ve said before, I don’t really care about that stuff if the story is on point so I gotta admit, I’m kinda shocked, no pun intended. Remember when I said I was annoyed that the spider-verse sequel didn’t have a story going on and instead just leaned into the whole multiverse thing and HEY LOOK HOW GOOD THE ANIMATION IS with nothing else to say? Yea well I hate that multiverse crap for that exact reason, it makes for a pointlessly confusing and uninteresting story if that IS the story. Well here that’s not the case. The multiverse stuff is just the setting, the backdrop, just as it should be, while the real story is about Barry Allen, AKA the Flash, repeatedly going back in time to correct certain events in his past to repair his life in the present before finally learning to let go of the past and accept that certain things cannot be changed and in fact it is those traumas, tragedies and mistakes that make us who we are. They even managed to rope in his never-before-seen origin story in a fresh and fun way by reliving it with a younger Barry. GREAT! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but good job DC. If you keep this up I might just leave Marvel and get back in bed with you, you and creepy ass Ezra Miller, I guess. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

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Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. License To Kill 4. The Spy Who Loved Me 5. The Man With The Golden Gun 6. Dr. No 7. A View To A Kill 8. For Your Eyes Only 9. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 10. Thunderball 11. Octopussy 12. The Living Daylights 13. Live and Let Die 14. Moonraker 15. Diamonds Are Forever 16. You Only Live Twice GOLDENEYE follows in the footsteps of License To Kill with another revenge plot, however this time it's the bad guy with the murderous vendetta. Is it Spectre? You know, the organization with the word “revenge” in its name? No. This is the Janus Syndicate headed up by an X double-O, Alec Trevelyan, the same guy who tried to take the ring from Frodo in Lord of the Rings. Trevelyan and his syndicate steal Mishka and Grishka, the 2 Russian made satellites collectively known as Goldeneye, with which they attempt to destroy London because the English government was mean to mad little Alec’s Nazi-Russki parents one time. GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET GOLDENEYE MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3CO0orG or https://amzn.to/3l59AlG GET GOLDENEYE NOVELIZATION HERE: https://amzn.to/3CNZn2U GET GOLDENEYE SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3HTrX6H If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. Music by bensound.com #jamesbond007 #goldeneye #piercebrosnan #MartinCampbell #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Fast X 9. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 10. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 11. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 12. M3GAN 13. missing 14. The Machine 15. Scream VI 16. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 17. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 18. Renfield 19. Evil Dead Rise 20. The Pope’s Exorcist 21. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 22. Knock at the Cabin 23. Plane 24. Cocaine Bear 25. Knights of the Zodiac The movie franchise responsible for giving an entire generation ADHD is back! But this time the robots are animals for some reason. That’s cool and all, but wouldn’t this have been the perfect time to stop bringing human being main characters into the mix? If suddenly there’s going to be a dozen new beast MAXIMAL characters, let’s just focus on developing them so there’s something new and interesting to follow. This movie is about their rise, is it not? But no, we gotta keep doing that thing where some down-on-their-luck human discovers that his or her car is actually an alien robot and is then tasked with seeking out some sacred machine part or else the world will end. Been there, done that. How giant robots punching each other can be so sleep-inducing, I’ll never know. Maybe I forgot to take my adderall before this one… Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. A View To A Kill 7. For Your Eyes Only 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 9. Thunderball 10. Octopussy 11. The Living Daylights 12. Live and Let Die 13. Moonraker 14. Diamonds Are Forever 15. You Only Live Twice LICENSE TO KILL brings us back into the personal world of James Bond, who is on leave from service to her majesty's government to serve instead as Felix Leiter's best man at his wedding. The CIA frontman's ceremony is briefly delayed when the DEA pulls him away to aid in the capture of Franz Sanchez, the Bondverse equivalent of the coke kingpin Pablo Escobar. Bond and Felix succeed in capturing their target, only to have him immediately escape custody and circle back to the Leiter's to feed Felix to a shark and viciously murder his new wife Della (who to her credit lasted a lot longer than Bond's wife by several hours). Bond swears revenge and goes rogue in order to avenge his friend and take down Sanchez and his sprawling empire of drugs and corruption... and it's freaking awesome!

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Fast X 9. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 11. M3GAN 12. missing 13. The Machine 14. Scream VI 15. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 16. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 17. Renfield 18. Evil Dead Rise 19. The Pope’s Exorcist 20. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 21. Knock at the Cabin 22. Plane 23. Cocaine Bear 24. Knights of the Zodiac Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse welcomes us back to the whole multiverse thing where Marvel lives now and forever where nothing matters because there are an infinite amount of yous and everyone else so nothing is special and nobody stays dead and everything is more confusing than ever. Miles Morales, this series’ primary Spider-Individual at one point even says, “Hey I’m Spider-Man” and another Spider-Being shrugs it off as if it means nothing, and that’s where we are now, stuck in this weird post-modern nihilistic hell-verse. It was cute in the first movie because it only had a little taste of this, and was otherwise anchored to our universe while being a fresh and fun origin coming of age finding his confidence story for Miles with a straight-forward plot that made the other oddball Spider-Variants fun because we had a good time learning their vaguely similar backstories and then it was all about getting them back to their respective universes, but this sequel is nothing BUT alternate Spider-Life Forms going all “Time Variance Authority” like Loki where it’s all about preventing the Spider-Verse from having any anomalies or something, and yet there are plenty of Spider-Persons we meet that are an anomaly. Gwen Stacy as Spider-Woman for example, shouldn’t she be Patricia Parker or something? Shouldn’t the spider that bit her have bit her Peter? I don’t have a problem with her, but apparently the head Spider-Boss Miguel O’Hara should. His whole thing is vaguely about stopping stuff that was never meant to be, but how can things never have been meant to be if they already happened? Does this guy not understand cause and effect or free will? Does he have supreme God-like knowledge of everything that will be or should ever have been? But no, somehow anomalies cause damage or something and will destroy existence as we know it unless everyone’s father figure dies. I just don’t understand the point of all of this. The animation may be incredible and I certainly admire the hell out of it, but I need me some story to give a crap. Needless to say, I much prefer the original on this one. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. A View To A Kill 7. For Your Eyes Only 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 9. Thunderball 10. Octopussy 11. Live and Let Die 12. Moonraker 13. Diamonds Are Forever 14. You Only Live Twice THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS delivers our fourth James Bond in the form of Timothy Dalton, who is really good... The story begins with the resurrection of Smiert Schpionem, the old SMERSH prime directive of “death to spies.” Soon after, Bond is tasked with providing overwatch for the defection of the high level Russian general Koskov. But it turns out that this was all a ruse to plant false information inside British intelligence. In truth, Koskov manipulates the brits into thinking Smiert Schpionem is real so that they will take out General Pushkin (who was in lord of the rings). So really all of this smoke and mirrors was to trick Bond into killing Pushkin because Koskov wants to buy guns for some reason. And then as usual Bond gets laid.

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Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Fast X 9. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 10. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 11. M3GAN 12. missing 13. Scream VI 14. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 15. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 16. Renfield 17. Evil Dead Rise 18. The Pope’s Exorcist 19. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 20. Knock at the Cabin 21. Plane 22. Cocaine Bear 23. Knights of the Zodiac The Machine is one of the strangest premises for a film ever, not just because of its oddball story about the Russian mob and a young comedian being forced into committing a terrible crime, but because at some point you realize you’re watching that person’s attempt to alleviate their guilt by apologizing and making things right, not in real life to the people he actually wronged, but to fictionalized versions of those people several decades later. After all, the movie actually opens and closes with therapy sessions for Bert Kreischer, AKA The Machine, and everything in between is ALSO a therapy session for Bert, a fictional sequel to his absurd Russia story where he returns to the scene of his crimes with new gangsters to reminisce about the good times hanging out with other gangsters that forced him to rob an entire train of people, something objectively horrible. But as humans, we’ve evolved the ability to laugh at the horrors of life so that we might glean some joy amongst such dreadful existential sorrow. This film showcases that fine line between comedy and drama, how something terrible can either induce tears of sorrow, or tears of laughter. In this case, that laughter made the storyteller millions of dollars. Kreischer, a man famous for taking off his shirt and being obnoxiously funny, actually managed to pull this off, and according to this film may in fact feel really bad about it, and made this movie so that he could assuage that guilt. But as far as I’m concerned, Albert, you took life’s lemons and made sweet lemon drops for everyone to enjoy so it’s all good.

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Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list!

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. For Your Eyes Only 7. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 8. Thunderball 9. Octopussy 10. Live and Let Die 11. Moonraker 12. Diamonds Are Forever 13. You Only Live Twice A VIEW TO A KILL wraps up Roger Moore's time as 007 with a bang, and a bang, and a bang, and a bang, but not a literal bang because that would mean he failed his mission against Max Zorin, a psychopathic Nazi experiment baby and KGB agent gone rogue. Silicon-finger, he's the man with the Microsoft touch, hellbent on executing operation Main Slam Grand Strike to take out the San Francisco Bay Area and destroy the US microchip manufacturing hub of Silicon Valley so that HIS microchips will be more valuable (I conservatively estimate, ten times). Bond's mission is to stop Zorin, make his septuagenarian Hitler-Heiling geneticist/father figure kill himself with dynamite, get the girl, and ultimately…DANCE INTO THE FIRE!! GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP GET AVTAK MOVIE HERE: https://amzn.to/3Ah8t7n or https://amzn.to/2X4eRRl GET AVTAK BOOK HERE: https://amzn.to/3lDEti1 GET AVTAK SOUNDTRACK HERE: https://amzn.to/3AollsJ or https://amzn.to/3AkqO3G If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe *EON Productions Limited and Danjaq LLC are wholly owned and controlled by the Wilson/Broccoli family. Danjaq is the US based company that co-owns, with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios, the copyright to the existing James Bond films and controls the right to produce future James Bond films. EON Productions, an affiliate of Danjaq, is the UK based production company that makes the James Bond films and together with Danjaq controls all worldwide merchandising. Music by bensound.com #jamesbond007 #aviewtoakill #rogermoore #JohnGlen #IanFleming #JamesBondRanked #NoTimeToDie #JamesBondMoviesRANKED #jamesbondmovies #danielcraig

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 10. M3GAN 11. missing 12. Scream VI 13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 15. Renfield 16. Evil Dead Rise 17. The Pope’s Exorcist 18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 19. Knock at the Cabin 20. Plane 21. Cocaine Bear 22. Knights of the Zodiac Fast X follows my two rules for sequels: never undermine your essence, and escalate. These movies so far have never undermined their essence: fast cars, street races, exciting vehicle driven missions, and of course, family. These movies are shamelessly entertaining, somehow consistently delivering on-character emotional punches within the most bizarre and cartoon-like of circumstances, so if you come into this party to complain about realism, please fuck off until you can manage to get that stick surgically removed from your rectum. You gotta like your entertainment with extra cheese to hang out with this crew. However, you can only escalate so far. We all know the #1 rule in this franchise: if you’re the bad guy from the previous movie, you join the family in the next film. It is THE sticking point that gives this series its charm. But this new baddie makes a point of going against that trope, telling us the audience that they’re aware that they can’t keep this up forever and hopefully will be closing up shop for good soon because the family dinner table is getting a little crowded. Please please please bring back everybody for one last ride, and then respectfully and lovingly lay this adored franchise, and Dominic Toretto, to rest. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Tetris 6. Air 7. Creed III 8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 10. M3GAN 11. missing 12. Scream VI 13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 15. Renfield 16. Evil Dead Rise 17. The Pope’s Exorcist 18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 19. Knock at the Cabin 20. Plane 21. Cocaine Bear Knights of the Zodiac is a difficult movie to review because it feels like beating up a retarded person, like giving poison to a baby, like ripping the head off a duckling, or sexually violating your buddy’s grandma. You know, things that don’t take a lot of effort. Speaking of low effort, Knights of the Zodiac is a movie with all style and no substance. All flash and no bang. It’s the product of taking the basic hero’s journey, filling it up with every cliched line in the book, and then asking a five-year-old to fill in the rest. But they did kill Sean Bean, so at least they got something right. Otherwise, this movie gave me AIDS. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 4. John Wick: Chapter 4 5. Air 6. Creed III 7. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 8. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 9. M3GAN 10. missing 11. Scream VI 12. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 13. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 14. Renfield 15. Evil Dead Rise 16. The Pope’s Exorcist 17. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 18. Knock at the Cabin 19. Plane 20. Cocaine Bear Tetris is a movie that adores the video game whose story it tells, and yet also realizes that simple adoration isn’t enough. It contextualizes the socialist environment in which it was born while serving as a history lesson for any of you out there still naive enough to believe that communism is a good idea. Just like Christianity, Capitalism understands you for what you are, a greedy, power hungry devil. Like a video game, it harnesses this competitive drive by rewarding problem solving: the more problems you solve, the more society rewards you with the capital to solve even more problems. Meanwhile, Communism sees the inequality this breeds as a problem and therefore punishes those with a high score by redistributing their hard earned points to lesser players. So even if someone makes a game that is loved by an entire planet, their income, and therefore the power to make more games or give to charity or whatever is squandered by the government so they can grow fatter while paying your lazy ass neighbor to keep taking days off work. Meanwhile, this is a fun movie about a guy who is nothing like your neighbor and risks life and limb to bring a simple falling block game to the world. Go Tetris, go America, yea capitalism baby!! Find us on these platforms: Youtube: youtube.com/rankedpodcast Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3Wzm Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therankedpodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082860356359 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCG Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243 Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/ranked Anchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcast Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgY Telegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcast Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Kevra's Channels: Kevra: https://www.youtube.com/@HowToAdapt Kevra's Vault: https://www.youtube.com/@ItsKevRA Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/ @hiro5449

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. John Wick: Chapter 4 4. Air 5. Creed III 6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 8. M3GAN 9. missing 10. Scream VI 11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 13. Renfield 14. Evil Dead Rise 15. The Pope’s Exorcist 16. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 17. Knock at the Cabin 18. Plane 19. Cocaine Bear Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 rounds out an untouchable trilogy within the MCU and once again showcases that James Gunn is today’s king of the comics. Usually with these Marvel movies you’re begging the filmmakers to kill somebody off so that their sacrifice may provide some meaning or consequence for this never-ending Marvel story. Not so with Guardians, as every character is so adored and fun to be around that anytime they’re in jeopardy you’re praying to the comic book gods that their life be spared because you can’t imagine living in a cinematic universe without them. Speaking of which, this story doesn’t have any of that multiverse crap going on in it, so it’s the first Marvel movie since Endgame that doesn’t feel pointless because of this new thing we have going where someone can die and then immediately come back because there are infinite variations of them in existence therefore nothing really matters. Yes, Gamora is back due to the events of Endgame, but things aren’t back to normal between her and Peter Quill. Her death still holds significance within this installment. But overall, this is the Rocket Raccoon story, and if you thought you liked him before, you will love him after this one. Go see it in theaters and have a good time. Find us on these platforms: Youtube: youtube.com/rankedpodcast Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3Wzm Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therankedpodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100082860356359 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCG Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243 Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/ranked Anchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcast Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgY Telegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcast Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe

Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. The Man With The Golden Gun 5. Dr. No 6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 7. Thunderball 8. Live and Let Die 9. Diamonds Are Forever 10. You Only Live Twice MOONRAKER: After the success of remaking the space plot of "You Only Live Twice" into the Dolphumanoid water world plot of "The Spy Who Loved Me," The Dolphumanoid water world plot of "The Spy Who Loved Me" is remade back into the space plot in the form of "Moonraker." Once again, the disappearance of an American space rocket puts her majesty the queen's bulldog-bloodhound Bond James Bond on the trail of the missing goods. However this time the bad guy actually has an interesting motivation beyond the simplicity of getting paid or the oddity of wanting to f*** fish. His goal is to wipe out all of the ugly, short, balding, drunk, cycloptic, ginger, lesbian, homosexual, metal armed and metal toothed bad guys, and less desirable citizens of the world, and replace them with a master race of supermodels. Why International lady's man 007 would fight back against such a world, we'll never know (brought to you by 7UP).

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The Why Files possession video: https://youtu.be/xC9SxxjEviE Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. John Wick: Chapter 4 4. Air 5. Creed III 6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 8. M3GAN 9. missing 10. Scream VI 11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 13. Renfield 14. Evil Dead Rise 15. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 16. Knock at the Cabin 17. Plane 18. Cocaine Bear The Pope’s Exorcist has one thing going for it, and his name is Russell Crowe. His quirkily optimistic Father Gabriele Amorth is a neat change of pace as far as professional exorcists go. Telling jokes and making bird noises at groups of nuns makes thematic sense especially after he justifies it by telling his younger priest counterpart that the devil doesn’t like jokes. Then this classic old priest and young priest pair are given proper backstories to weigh in on the trippy “it’s all in your mind” satanic possession imagery to give context and meaning for their exorcism scenes. Cool. The movie also sets up some compelling world ending stakes to go along with the typical “we must save this child’s soul” smaller stakes. However, in the end, as much as the movie takes itself seriously at the starting line, the problem (as with most exorcism movies) is that expressing abstract spiritual matters onscreen is very difficult, and so inevitably they fall back on special effects to the point that it looks like a wizard battle out of Harry Potter or Dr. Strange. On that note, they even go so far as to hint at this being the beginning of a Pope’s Exorcist cinematic universe. But if that includes more fat Russell Crowe zipping around the world on a vespa scooter, count me in.

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode RANKED List: 1. Beau Is Afraid 2. Infinity Pool 3. John Wick: Chapter 4 4. Air 5. Creed III 6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 7. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 8. M3GAN 9. missing 10. Scream VI 11. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 12. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 13. Renfield 14. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 15. Knock at the Cabin 16. Plane 17. Cocaine Bear Evil Dead Rise isn’t great, nor is it good, but it doesn’t suck, it’s just blah, which might be even worse. How can a movie have such intense visuals, and yet garner zero reaction? Yet again somebody finds a creepy book and makes the mistake of reading from it, only to have everyone around them die horribly at the hands of a demon possessed friend or relative. There’s so much potential in a formula like this to tell a story with characters we might care about, and yet it isn’t so. The old Evil Dead movies are terrifying, and yet charming and creative and fun, that’s why they work. This new installment is neither fun nor charming because it is essentially just a one trick pony: shocking bloody visuals. The problem is that these well produced visuals have no purpose, no context, no rules specific to this darker Evil Dead universe to provide meaning or direction for the story. Instead, everything is just chaos, so despite the intense violence the biggest shock of all is the irony of just how flat it all lands. Un-desensitized kids might find this scary, but without emotional resonance to mix in with the gore-fest, it’s nothing but a bore-fest, despite the trademarked over the top blood orgy. Find us on these platforms: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/rankedpodcast Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3Wzm Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCG Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243 Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/ranked Anchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcast Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgY Telegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcast Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe

Follow along as we review each film in the James Bond series, ranking them against each other as we go. The list gets a little longer with every new episode, and in the end we'll have a complete ranking from top to bottom of our most favorite to least favorite. But no matter how high or low each movie goes, we love and adore each and every one of them, because nobody does it better than 007. So comment below with your personal ranking of these films and let us know if you agree or disagree with our list! PREVIOUS EPISODE RANKED LIST: 1. Goldfinger 2. From Russia With Love 3. The Man With The Golden Gun 4. Dr. No 5. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 6. Thunderball 7. Live and Let Die 8. Diamonds Are Forever 9. You Only Live Twice THE SPY WHO LOVED ME brings 007 back into the Cold War following the disappearance of an American space capsule, hijacked mid-flight by a mysterious enemy missile. Bond must locate the missing space ship before the Americans… oh wait, that's the plot of You Only Live Twice. This movie is the disappearance of both a British and a Russian nuclear sub hijacked while out to sea. Bond's mission is to find the missing subs by working alongside his opposite number in Russian intelligence, the sexy female agent triple-X, gee I wonder where that goes…Turns out the man who stole the subs wants to bring about the nuclear annihilation of the world so that humanity may begin anew, living under the sea, f*cking dolphins, and creating a human/dolphin hybrid, the next step in the human evolutionary chain. This ultra intelligent dolphumanoid species will then take over this newly created Waterworld, and one day take to the skies, eventually discovering faster than light travel so that they may populate the galaxy and conquer the known universe!! Find us on these platforms:

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Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Click this timestamp to bypass all of McCurdy's tech-difficulties: 31:51 Previous Episode RANKED List: 1. Infinity Pool 2. John Wick: Chapter 4 3. Air 4. Creed III 5. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 6. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 7. M3GAN 8. missing 9. Scream VI 10. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 11. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 12. Renfield 13. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 14. Knock at the Cabin 15. Plane 16. Cocaine Bear Beau Is Afraid is a powerhouse of a metaphor for the damage that an overbearing mother can have on her son, how overwhelming maternal guilt and emotional torture breeds emasculation and therefore a very scary world where everything is out to get you but you can never stand up for yourself because that would make you a very bad little boy. Where do you go in such a frightening and chaotic state of affairs? Back to mommy, just as she intended. This is the story of a docile adult child making an odyssey-style wayward journey back to his mother, and good lord, seldom are we treated to movies of such incredible imagination and visceral shock. GO SEE THIS MOVIE! It serves as a warning to the incels, the basement dwellers, the lost boys who never made it to manhood because their single mother made sure of it. Why? So that she might never lose her precious baby boy, or rather her baby boy will never leave HER. It’s a tale as old as time. “The world is a scary scary place, so never leave me. I will keep you safe and warm and useless if you will love me, and only me, forever. Now be a good boy and crawl back inside mommy.” Find us on these platforms: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/rankedpodcast Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/theRANKEDpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/DBCbJU3Wzm Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00O7Y6GMOpaHv7NyGytwCG Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ranked/id1667596243 Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20b61c14-953f-43c7-8970-e71b9d453ad0/ranked Anchor: https://anchor.fm/rankedpodcast Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/ranked-prHLxUfEv8wgY Telegram: https://t.me/RANKEDpodcast Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe