ReShoot— An Amateur's Guide to Gooder Film

This week the ReShoot Crew dives headfirst into Jumper. And by dive, we mean fall into a frozen river's worth of summer blockbuster dickflick (context given in episode). Join us as we try and fix this hot mess.

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Triggers: Death, body mutilation, discussions of child abuse

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Morbin' Ghost, the ReShoot crew presents our fiftieth episode, Morbius. Join Hector, Ed, & Milo (ugh, Milo) as they try to out morb the masters. Do they movie? Or have they morbed their last?

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TW: mentions of blood, death, bullying, ableism

Bermuda... Bahama... Come on, pretty mama. This week we fight for our sanity and try to break out of the loop of this movie. Do we save ourselves, or just keep repeating the same mistakes? 

CW: Abuse, Murder, Animal harm.

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James messed up the timeline, but can the reshoot crew do better? Find out as we try to fix the film, "12 Monkeys". 

TW: Death, Genocide, Pandemic/Virus, Healthcare Abuse. 

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The Re:Shoot Crew decided to take a break from the usual format and have a discussion on what makes a good romance! Come join us as we discuss fictional matters of the heart.  

possible spoilers for Marriage Story, Before Trilogy, Dr. Strange 2, 10 things I Hate About You, Your Name, 50 First Dates, I Want You Back, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Crazy Rich Asians, Hot Fuzz, RRR, La La Land, An Affair To Remember.

Are you ready to see all of reality blend together in one cinematic experience? Well, we couldn't fix Everything Everywhere All at Once, so the ReShoot crew went after the next best thing. Are we able to weave a better multiverse? Or do we cause an incursion and doom us all?

Trigger Warnings: Gore, Death, Possession

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The Re:shoot crew has to find wit, bravery, and a knife that will come in handy later to fix Zack Snyder's underrated film. Do we succeed or are we trapped in a hellish mindscape. 

Tw: SA, mental health and mental health facilities, violence, death.

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You heard a preview of our gripes during the Isaacs, now hear us fumble to reshoot this movie from itself. Can we fix this or will we be crushed by the weight of this discovery. Special thanks to Ed for editing this episode as 2/3 of us were out of state. 

TW: Death, Cheating, Nihilism

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Are you tired of the Oscars not picking what you know is the best film of the year? So are we. That's why we amateurs decided to make our own awards show. The Isaacs! Come stumble with us on a new tradition.

Spoilers for many 2022 Oscar nominees, "The Suicide Squad", and "Pig." 

Are you ready for a trip? We travel along as we try to correct the timeline in "The Time Traveler's Wife". Do we succeed or are we left in the cold?

TW: Death, miscarriages, blood, mentions of grooming

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We had a lot of feelings about this movie, and a harder time trying to "reshoot" it. Do we succeed in saving this cinematic (?) universe? Or is it all for nothing?

TW: Death, violence, mentions of sexual harassment.

Te Envolviste-Gaby Morales:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRBSC5yrxOA

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We dive into the belly of the beast as we try to dig in and carve out all the issues with this movie. Do we succeed or are we Rathalos food?

TW: Mentions of Gore, body horror, violence

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In this episode, we see stars as we debate about the state of the movie. Can we fix the film, or is there no intelligent life in this podcast? 

CW: Suicide, Death, Family Issues

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We have a grand old time as we try to fix Justin Time-berlake's movie, "In Time". 

CW: Murder, Violence, Implications of suicide. 

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Listen to the Tentacular Spectacular episode where we go back to the comedy of 2009! Do we succumb to the madness of this frat boy cult (HA) classic? Join us and find out!

CW: Death, Suicide, Homophobia, Sexual Assault, Ableism

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A life dilemma came up and the new episode will be a bit late. As an apology, we took a too long segway and decided to give you font nerds some vindication and rage. 

In this episode, we make a splash by reshooting Underwater. Totally normal, nothing spooky here. 

TW: Death, Gore, Thalassophobia. 

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We have the mother of all guests join us as we journey back to our Christmas special. Can we survive the culture shock or do we have the time of our lives?

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TW: Talks of Dementia/Alzheimers; death. 

In this episode, we decide to not live the High Life and instead decide to look at what we think makes a good ending. 

Which movie did we watch you ask? Well, we talk about: Repo Men, Shutter Island, Sucker Punch, Shadow, Get Out, Wonder Woman, Annihilation, Raya & the Last Dragon, Men in Black: International, Hot Fuzz, The Departed, Parasite, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Devil All the Time, Uncut Gems, & La La Land. Whew.

Spoilers ahead. You have been warned.

We do not, nor do we claim to, own the rights to these films.

Trigger Warnings:

• Death
• Mental Illnesses (& bad treatments)
• Sexual Assault

Bop it, Twist it, Oh not like that! In this episode can the re:shoot gang follow the beat of Susperia, or do we lose our footings... and more?

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Tw: Suicide, Body Horror, Death, Terrorism, Witchcraft

Can we face the heat of fixing this episode? Or will our audience wish us dead? Find out in this new episode. 

TW: 

• Mentions of Suicide
• PTSD/Mental Health
• Murder/Violence

We do not, nor do we claim to own the rights to this film. 

This episode we get green with envy. Can we re:shoot this movie or is this podcast homebound?

Disclaimer: We do not nor do we claim to own the rights to this movie. 

Trigger warnings: Suicide, Child abuse, Death, Kidnapping. 

Watch the Re:Shoot gang fall leagues behind as we try to fix this 2003 proto-Avengers. Come join us for this nostalgia trip as we find out if this movie holds up to our inner 10-year-olds.

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TW: Death, Sexism, Mentions of Sexual Harassment/Assault

Will we survive getting our everything kicked in by this film's story(?) Come find out with us when we re:shoot Jiu Jitsu (2020). Directed by Dimitri Logothetis and written by Dimitri Logothetis and Jim McGrath. 

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TW: Violence, Death, blood. 

Let's run this one more time? We try to navigate the complex timeline of Primer to get the perfect re:shoot, no matter what stands in our way!

XKCD comic referenced in the episode: https://xkcd.com/657/     

written explanation of the primer plot:    https://www.thisisbarry.com/film/primer-2004-movie-plot-ending-explained/   

visual explanation of the primer plot:    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzy-xPf0MI&t=944s

Disclaimer: We do not, nor do we claim, the rights or ownership of this film in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings: 

• Death
• Kidnapping
• Abusive relationships

Armand Haddad joins us from Cinedicate to help us re:shoot Gattaca! Do we succeed or do we expose ourselves as the de-gene-rates that we are? 

We do not in any way, shape, or form own or claim to own this movie. Copyrights apply to their holders. 

Trigger Warnings:

• Ableism
• Suicide
• Death
• Body Parts/Bodily fluids

This week we discuss Raya, and different takes abound! Ed reveals a bad take. Drama ensues. Will the Re:Shoot crew survive this hardship? Yes.

Disclaimer: We do not, nor do we claim, the rights or ownership of this film in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings:

• Death
  

In this episode, we have a flare for the dramatics! Also, we watched this movie right before the big heatwave, so that was fun. Tell us what you thought the creepy aliengel things were on Twitter!

Disclaimer: We do not, nor do we claim, the rights or ownership of this film in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings:

• Death
• Drug mention

Get over here. It is time once again for Re:Shoot to try and fix an actually good adaptation- no seriously. There are plenty of Easter Eggs and nods to the original games. The only thing to do with this episode now? Finish it.

Disclaimer: We do not, nor do we claim, the rights or ownership of this film in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings:

• Hyperviolence
• Gore
• Death

An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object- and we watch from the sidelines whooping. Big monke or lizard? Who's got your vote? Tweet us @ReshootMoviePo1 with your answer.

We do not, nor do we claim to, own the rights to this movie in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings:

• Violence

The Re:Shoot cast would like to extend an offer you can- oh okay, you're refusing it. That's fine. No really. It's fine. Just don't be surprised when you wake up in a slumber party- or go to sleep with the fishes.

We do not, nor do we claim to, own the rights to this movie in any way, shape, or form.

Trigger Warnings:

• Domestic Violence
• Death
• Animal Abuse

Special Guest Armand Haddad from Cinedicate?! Here with us to talk about Minority Report! Hard to fix a Spielberg flick, but we (hopefully) offer something to add.

We do not in any way, shape, or form own or claim to own this movie. Copyrights apply to their holders.

Trigger Warnings:

• Body Horror
• Death
• Implied Pedophilia

Ignore the date, this is real. Will you join me?