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Real Housewives of Neopia

Real Housewives of Neopia

By Stephanie Lee
a handheld journey through the darkest depths of pop culture, most of which you've forgotten about willfully. the natural evolution of this podcast also dictates that i describe the food i eat at-length every single episode.
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PUMP RULES s02e05
vancouver black advocacy and therapy foundation patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
31:41
June 12, 2021
PUMP RULES s02e03 + s02e04
rent and gender affirming surgery fund for black transgender community patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
42:20
June 4, 2021
PUMP RULES s02e02
help provide urgent humanitarian care for gaza's children patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
30:34
May 21, 2021
PUMP RULES s02e01
donate to palestenian medical relief society patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
30:60
May 14, 2021
PUMP RULES s01 REUNION
@ 3:44 i stop talking about who won the circle
30:48
May 7, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e08
uk snack crate review, THE big reveal, plus a few Big Reveals of my own. patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
43:06
April 30, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e07
humbling myself, the value of gossip in small talk, and jason cauchi's bonechilling lack of conscience or humanity DAUNTE WRIGHT'S FAMILY GO FUND ME patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
28:45
April 16, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e06
a deep dive into the archived world of rock of love myspace, a word on rock of love s2's bonus clips, and unpacking the emotional terrorism of jax taylor. 68 ways to donate in support of asian communities patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
32:00
April 9, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e05
a manifesto about every cosmo girl and tripp pant i lost to circumstance and time before diving into this fever dream of a vanderpump rules episode, introducing my president laura-leigh. black trans fundraisers in need patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
29:23
April 2, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e04
i'm not the same woman i was when we spoke last week, and i tell you exactly why. exciting updates on the horizon along with a cataclysmic recap of vanderpump rules s01e04! 68 ways to donate in support of asian communities patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
34:41
March 26, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e03
breaking bonaduce, jonny fairplay, instant noodles, oh my! in memory of hyunjungkim to support her family patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
30:15
March 20, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e02
celebrating ONE YEAR of real housewives of neopia by expressing fun ideas for the future while honoring my old self--talking for several minutes at once about cookie butter. while recapping vanderpump rules s01e02, we also get answers to the age-old question: does olive garden have a float in the gay pride parade? consider donating to a family whose home was destroyed in a flood last week patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
31:02
March 12, 2021
PUMP RULES s01e01
#EnoughIsEnough is a grassroots initiative by Asian American business owners in New York City who came together to take action on the recent surge in nationwide hate crimes against the Asian American community. the more things change, the more they stay the same--the main theme explored in this episode via mcflurries, dr. phil, and vanderpump rules. to watch the vpr intro click here to hear about the woman who got food poisoning at sur click here patreon tip me personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
32:24
March 5, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER FINALE
vote on what you want me to recap next! a quick slc wellness check before descending into vancouver madness. patreon personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia  tip me
32:33
February 26, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e09
The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. juicing, peaking on tumblr, justice for both britney spears and troy mcceady, and recapping real housewives of vancouver s02e09! patreon.com/realhousewivesofneopia personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
34:48
February 12, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e08
secure housing for sage, who i mentioned in reference to tiffany pollard new developments in nutrition, skincare, and cannabis consumption are here! recapping this rhov episode was my favorite recap so far. it's their scary island.  patreon personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
29:58
February 5, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e07
The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. after filling you in on a SEXY SECRET of the most decadent homemade bite, i talk about cat massage asmr. then i take the opportunity to make this rhovancouver recap about myself by spilling messy details about my personal life. patreon personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
31:18
January 29, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e06
The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. before recapping rhov, i talk about my accomplishments in the kitchen, skincare failures, and guiltiest pleasure. patreon personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
29:34
January 22, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e05
The Okra Project is an American grassroots mutual aid collective that provides support to black trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people. announcing my NEW PATREON and what you can expect from it before unpacking pie drama and a kitkat frenzy. i voice my grievances about how the world has treated brittany before recapping rhov s02e05. www.patreon.com/realhousewivesofneopia personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
28:25
January 15, 2021
BONUS: ROCK OF LOVE s01e01
on WEDNESDAYS we cover rock of love season one on patreon, but here's episode 1 for the masses!
48:47
January 13, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e04
Terell Davis medical expense relief fund i've been in another dimension drinking coffees with hilary duff at the digital bean, so i tell you every detail. i also recap my kitchen activities before discussing the sinister and scintillating vancouver housewives. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
31:30
January 8, 2021
RHOVANCOUVER s02e03
arm the girls fundraiser for protection of transfeminine people of color ~ happy holidays! i reflect on christmas' past, cheese boards, euros of hollywood, and shiba inus before recapping real housewives of vancouver season 2 episode 3. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
29:36
December 25, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s02e02
arm the girls fundraiser for protection of transfeminine people of color ~ dishing my thoughts on the real housewives of potomac reunion. am i #teamcandiace or #teammonique? i also illuminate you with thoughts about cutting edge cinema and ribena before recapping season 2 episode 2 of real housewives of vancouver. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
35:28
December 18, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s02e01
saaphyri, winner of charm school + contestant on flavor of love and i love money, lip chap ~ today we're praising (criminally) underrated beauty and fashion icon maria from rock of love bus and confirming that she's flourishing presently. while staying in the "of love" universe, i recap some interfranchise modern day conflict. after rambling about cheeseburgers, we commence our season 2 recaps of real housewives of vancouver. ~ personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me
37:27
December 11, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01 REUNION
A collection of community resources for protestors around the country. -- https://bailfunds.github.io/ ~ step aside, i'm back again (so hype, so lit, adrenaline etc). that's a shangela quote so please don't come for me. after an important announcement, we dive into i love new york reunited, love after lockup, born rich, and my new food obsessions before recapping both parts of real housewives of vancouver's penultimate reunion. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me: cash.me/$manipulatrix
43:05
December 4, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e13 SEASON FINALE
The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. ~ after discussing my birthday dinner and crop top, i open my heart to you about catfish in the year 2020 and the real housewives of salt lake city premiere. it's also the season 1 finale of real housewives of vancouver, which feels like a true fever dream that i look forward to extending with coverage of season 2. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewives of neopia tip me: cash.me/$manipulatrix
33:55
November 13, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e12
The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. ~ i saw a rock of love contestant at the mall and lived to tell the tale. never one to quit while i'm ahead, i also indulge in some embarrassing oversharing about my high school years. we're also nearing the end of our season 1 rhov recaps, and i simply can't believe it! personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me: cash.me/$manipulatrix
32:48
October 29, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e11
!!ATTENTION!! there's some truly deranged background noise going on here and i apologize! sincerely! ~ The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. ~ this week, i reflect on some food court and skincare hits. i also discuss deranged documentaries before diving into season 1 episode 11 of real housewives of vancouver. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me: cash.me/$manipulatrix
32:55
October 19, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e10
The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. -- https://bailproject.org ~ i am now a private investigator. i catch you up to speed on my "don't fuck with cats" cosplay, but beg for your discretion. we also go over real housewives of vancouver s01e10, which takes a welcome turn for the sapphic. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia tip me: cash.me/$manipulatrix
37:18
October 9, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e08 + s01e09
The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. -- https://bailproject.org/ ~ long time no see! i bring you up to speed on why i was m.i.a., before getting to mia claman's namesake m.i.a. accessory collection. i out myself as a karate stan and reflect on the nice meals i've had, plus the 711 snack that exacerbates my inner serial killer. this all culminates to a DOUBLE TROUBLE recap of real housewives of vancouver, season one episode eight AND episode nine. things are popping off. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
40:46
September 27, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e07
https://alp.org/ — The Audre Lorde Project is a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Two Spirit, Trans and Gender Non-Conforming People of Color community organizing center, focusing on the New York City area. ~ LOTS to unpack this week, including a detailed description of everything i ate after a dental cleaning. groundbreaking! we also discuss some iconic cinema, such as bring it on and night at the roxbury, before diving into the dark twisted real housewives of vancouver recap. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
36:26
September 9, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e06
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms-bail-fund -- The Mississippi Bail Fund Collective was created to put an end to the injustice caused by the bail system. We bail poor people out of jail! And we offer compassionate help to reverse the inevitable damage that they and their families face after an unjust imprisonment. Your donation will ensure everyday Mississippians have the same chance to receive justice as those that have money. Every dollar makes a difference! ~ a therapy session about depression and snacks, followed by a jampacked recap of season 1 episode 6 of real housewives of vancouver. stop spreading pitbull propaganda, both against the dog breed and the musician. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
28:33
September 1, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e05
https://www.gofundme.com/f/justiceforjacobblake -- Jacob Blake was shot by police officers in front of his three children, and is now paralyzed. Help his family with medical and legal costs here! ~ the theme of this episode is "how many times can i use the word regardless?" i discuss my weekend nature retreat fantasy at length, as well as every meal therein. i deliver some tough news about dorinda medley and ponder where rhony should go from here. most importantly, i recap season 1 episode 5 of real housewives of vancouver! personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
31:18
August 26, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e04
https://www.theokraproject.com/ -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. ~ before recapping real housewives of vancouver season 1 episode 4, "pass the peace pipe," i go off about my chiropractic journey, my most hated food, and work through a traumatic work experience from three years ago at your expense. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
32:16
August 18, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e03
www.theokraproject.com -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. ~ quarantine resigned! i let you know what i've been up to and what i've been eating since being permitted to go outside once more. more importantly, we briefly talk about america's next top model cycle 1 secrets revealed and a little bad girls club season 5. real housewives of vancouver s01e03 is recapped in its entirety, as we continue to see the SYSTEMATIC BULLYING kelly kiloren bensimon warned us about nearly a decade prior. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
33:31
August 11, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e02
www.theokraproject.com -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them. ~ this week, i discuss my canadian quarantine fantasy. showers and food play a large role, to no one's surprise. i also go off on a tangent about skincare because i'm coming for susan yara's beautiful neck! before the main feature of real housewives of vancouver s01e02 recap, we go over the real housewives of potomac season five premiere briefly and why you're guilty of a crime for not watching it. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
36:53
August 4, 2020
RHOVANCOUVER s01e01
directory of community bail funds: bit.ly/localbailfunds ~ this is a vancouver-themed episode! i catch you up to speed on my vancouver quarantine journey (hint i'm eating good) in great detail, and wrap up the ghosts of roommate's past segment for the forseeable future. i reveal what takeout saved me from a mental breakdown singlehandedly. we wrap up with a detailed recap of season 1 episode 1 of real housewives of vancouver, which has an intoxicating combination of opulence and delusion. i walk you through the madness and hope you get on the winning team. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
45:34
July 28, 2020
ANGEL WITH A CUP OF COFFEE
www.link.tree/theNileList a black-owned business likely makes the product or service you're looking for, and @thenilelist will point you in the right direction ~ i hope this was worth the wait, because it was certainly cathartic. i drop some big news about my personal life and the future of real housewives of neopia. the ghosts of roommate's past is back, with some resolution to the babadook saga. most importantly, i educate the masses about oft-overlooked amazon prime show foxy ladies. bikini baristas, chemical hair breakage aplenty, and the problems therein--what more could we ask for, as a society?  personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
31:54
July 18, 2020
KEYS TO THE VIP
blacktrans.org -- advocating for the health, housing, and employment for black trans people. volunteer, fundraise, donate, or apply for a grant if applicable! ~ i had a beautiful weekend with a golden retriever, spanish food, korean fried chicken, and live to tell you all about it. we're also at a crossroads--i've accepted that i'm now a podcaster fifteen episodes in, so i enlist you guys for some guidance and advice for content creation moving forward. we acknowledge the pickup artist finally, but watch the off-brand canadian version instead--keys to the vip. season 2 episode 1 is recapped in great detail, whether you want it or not. there's also a giveaway announcement! personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
28:45
July 7, 2020
SISTER SCANDAL
National Bail Fund Network: https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory ~ huge week for me! i talk about my greatest loves, a dog named hilde, korean radishes, and tacos. i reveal my dark obsession with youtube drama channels, and particularly the bomb dropped by tati westbrook against j*ffree st*r and sh*ne daws*n in dramageddon iii/karmageddon. this has consumed me all week, and i'm passing the burden from my husband to all of you. we switch gears from the usual reality show fare and instead getting intellectual with a documentary about incels--shy boys irl (2011). i reveal my obsession with incels, and also pose an important question at the tail end of the episode. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
33:53
July 1, 2020
THRIVING IN A POST VANDERPUMP SOCIETY
DEMAND JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR--100 DAYS AFTER HER MURDER, 1/3 ASSAILANTS (Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison, Myles Cosgrove) WERE FIRED, WITH NONE OF THEM ARRESTED, CONVICTED, OR IMPRISONED FOR A CRIME. AG Daniel Cameron: 502-696-5300 attorney.general@ag.ky.gov Mayor Greg Fisher: greg.fischer@loisvilleky.gov LMPD Chief Steve Conrad: 502-574-7660 ~ a jam-packed star-studded episode for the ages! my snack regimen has been altered by new dietary restrictions, so i bring you up to speed on some new dairy gluten free favs. i also bring you into my OTHER dark twisted fantasy--christian teen melodrama, particularly secret life of the american teenager. we also briefly circle back to an early RHON subject, tori spelling's inner saboteur. you will meet a NEW character in this week's ghost of roommate's past segment, which is both a sweet dream and a beautiful nightmare. for our main feature, i campaign for one-season 2017 e! wonder what happens at the abbey. it's the vanderpump rules knockoff you never knew you needed. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
31:09
June 23, 2020
PRE 2006 VH1 EXPOSED
check out @defund12 on instagram, a crowd-sourced tool to contact your representatives!  there's a resources highlight on my personal ig as well, which i try to update often💋 blacklivesmatters.carrd.co this week, we're still abuzz with the well-earned vanderpump rules firings and root for the cauchis' fall from grace. since i can't help myself from discussing food, i confide about my new dairy and gluten free journey while still trying to live deliciously. i also accidentally indulge ari aster fans with today's roommate horror story of the week. we wrap up by exploring pre flavor of love celebreality programming on vh1, whose participants mysteriously seem to funnel into celebrity rehab with dr. drew or even an untimely death.  personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
22:38
June 15, 2020
LOVE LETTER TO TIFFANY POLLARD
visit blacklivesmatters.carrd.co for petitions, where to email or call, donation funds, and so much more! i also have a resource story highlight on my personal ig @botoxgroupon, which isn't a plug. you can use the great resources compiled and still be like fuck her and her ig too. this week, we briefly discuss my toxic relationship with dairy. i also bring you up to speed with what i've been watching on hulu and why you should too. this week's roommate horror story is a little different this week, but has the best payoff of them. i finish up the episode by professing my love for tiffany pollard in great detail, and also unpacking what a marvel her career is. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
24:49
June 9, 2020
THE LESBIAN DON JUAN
visit blacklivesmatters.carrd.co database for petitions, donation links, where to text or call, more resources, protester information, and more. it also has a "last updated" timestamp at the bottom of the page, which is super helpful since it's sometimes unclear elsewhere. check out my resources ig highlight for other relevant information and posts. happy pride🌈this a PRIDE episode, with the theme even extending to my weekly ghost of roommate's past segment. i also talk extensively about how i came to terms with my own sexuality, which relied heavily on aol catfishing. many of you have been grandfathered in via my days as a tumblr queen and know about the furabian nights of it all, but i'm giving the director's cut. i educate the audience about self-proclaimed lesbian don juan courtenay semel, bff of kourtney kardashian and ex girlfriend of lindsay lohan, tila tequila, and casey johnson. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
27:08
June 2, 2020
AT THE END OF THE DAY
breaking news! new microphone incoming! not this episode, but want you to know the worst will be behind us sooner than you know. you'll find out why i cried at best buy, and my favorite dessert to pair with goat curry. a new segment is introduced--until further notice, i will tell you one wretched roommate story per week before getting to the meat of the pod. this story ties in with tlc's sMothered, a show covering shockingly codependent adult daughter/mother pairs. a woman sniffs baby teeth confidently in the promo, so that will set your standards. i also give some real talk about big ed from 90 day and randall emmett afterward, before quickly moving onto a love letter (more like vignette) to my new passion: bad girls club. as usual, you'll see the lohan family is the glue holding this podcast together. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
32:43
May 26, 2020
THE ONLY BITCH IN THIS HOUSE I EVER RESPECTED
i recount my most recent fainting spell, although it wasn't as impactful as tyra's acting work on antm cycle 6. thankfully, you'll also learn some critical information about my anatomy. the bridgewater triangle, a documentary about a supernatural vortex, is briefly discussed along with the time i lived there. you will learn about my most hated job and my first roommate, as i was essentially victim to a love after lockup themed haunted house at all times. we'll conclude with an exploration into this week's vanderpump rules #bridellinger editing controversy, and discuss my thoughts on season 8 as it wraps up. ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
30:58
May 18, 2020
STAN KRISTEN TAEKMAN
i contemplate which real housewives might be my dead mom's favorite, and recap my first gettogether with my dad in months. i try my hardest to trick him into liking tom sandoval's music. the rock of love season one girls are at it again in 2020, and the drama covered in episode 2 continues to escalate. i break it down so you don't have to watch several hours of content! i also celebrate rose and lana from 90 day fiance: before the 90 days (it's what she deserves). the episode is rounded out by a quick discussion about 2010's bridalplasty, continuing my plastic surgery competition show arc. personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
33:03
May 12, 2020
JUSTICE FOR COURTNEY STODDEN
after recapping a nice meal and the corona'd vibes surrounding it, i briefly discuss josie and the pussycats' sartorial excellence. i thoroughly drag  the adults in courtney stodden's teenage life, and actively wish for their day of reckoning. chrissy teigen is currently at the top of my list. at this point, you may hear jingling sounds as my roommate's cat runs amok because she's devout stoddenista too. the grand finale dives DEEP into the swan, fox's 2004 nightmarish plastic surgery makeover show.  personal ig: @botoxgroupon pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia
33:55
May 5, 2020
A SHELL OF A WOMAN
i monologue at you about snacks for over 10 mins! we briefly reexplore the connection between childhood trauma and deborah (little debbie), which serves as my weekly personal update. i also provide a loose how-to housewives guide, with WELL-DESERVED special attention and endorsement paid to real housewives of potomac. we also chat about drag race untucked season 2, and reflect on how the franchise has changed over the years.
36:18
April 27, 2020
MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE
i am firstly thrilled to inform you that audio issues have dwindled! this week's personal check-in encapsulates udon, apt constipation analogies, my budding friendship with dina lohan, and cannabutter. i discuss everything megan hauserman, including freshly revealed information about megan wants a millionaire. we take a quick moment for some hateful energy directed toward the 90 day fiance franchise. i also close the episode with a heartfelt retraction. instagram: @botoxgroupon
38:24
April 20, 2020