Red Eye Report

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin's Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Randy Lanier, the drug smuggling racer. This story is batshit crazy. Also on the show, Mistic reviews Midnight Mass on Netflix, Teddy gives us his take on Back 4 Blood, and Oracle weighs in on Far Cry 6.   

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Why do we get so obsessed about missing white women and how disproportionate is the coverage? You might be surprised...or not. Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about idea guys on the spectrum, and Mistic tells us about a cool new car show.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Mysterious Disappearances. Some of these are weird! Also on the show, Mistic tells us about Malignant, Teddy WarioWare, and we make fun of Ashtray's obsession with the Met Gala.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish.  

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, well...these things looks serious! Also in the show, Mistic gets into some Small Town News and Oracle retells the story of *almost* getting shaken down for $4. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it's the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We'll give you the scoop and our favorite recipes. Also in the show, Mistic becomes unhinged and Oracle calls out big lumber and Paul Bunyan.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to play ball in the NBA. 

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti's president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds out on DLSS 2.0, Mistic nerds out on banjo covers, and Ashtray claims his spot as the king of obscure, morbid details.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? We've got you covered. Also in the show, blackout stories, and meandering belligerence.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we're talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don't answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for Congress.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary "The Crime of Century." Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides.   

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic's love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, and Disney unveils their new weak-ass lightsaber.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn't believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, Teddy shows off his nerdy Switch controllers, and Mistic burns his face off with some chili peppers.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up!  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a David Copperfield story, and Mistic takes a massive, multi-meat shit.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes.   

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal their secret air fryer order, and Teddy bitches about restaurant indecision. Make a damn choice!  

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending of Alita: Battle Angel. James Cameron, get your ass out of the ocean and bring us a sequel!

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Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai.  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream?  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 vaccines, and Teddy bitches about pandering during Black History Month.   

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares a story about an absolutely ridiculous Covid-19 vaccination debacle that happened recently.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy gets a new JC Penny bag for his AR and Oracle blows his top over delayed email responses.   

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When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures and the secret service can't catch a break when dropping a deuce.  

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In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the new RER review stuff on theredeyereport.com and Mistic reminisces about cocaine, hookers, and Russian submarines of the 80s.   

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Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we're still suckin'! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery!  

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen!  

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren't prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone.  

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After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats.   

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This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty lighters, and Oracle transforms into a hillbilly chipmunk. All hail Schleggbogg!

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still can't get rid of his ball rash.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of getting a concealed carry permit in Tennessee, and Mistic forces a one-handed elderly man to change his tire.

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of Jesus Christ and other extraterrestrials.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother.   

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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands inexpensively and instantaneously.  

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what's available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic bitches about America.   

*Correction the Valve index is $1000 not $1200. Oracle is a dipshit.   

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