Reddit Guy

"Private Property? Not to This Karen!" by u/I_am_so_lost_again: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzurd5/private_property_not_to_this_karen/

"Yeah, I get a staff discount, I'm staff..." by u/cj22spnmcu: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzi7p1/yeah_i_get_a_staff_discount_im_staff/

"I wasn’t cutting in line, have fun getting arrested." by u/Jane-Sayes: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/magfvi/i_wasnt_cutting_in_line_have_fun_getting_arrested/

"Karen tells me I'm not the person she hired" by u/Both_Development_324: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kdo04t/karen_tells_me_im_not_the_person_she_hired/

"Never mess with the smallest bouncer." by u/indigowulf: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0c2yu/never_mess_with_the_smallest_bouncer/

"Yelled at by customer at work" by u/TheKeekses: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kiv8wp/yelled_at_by_customer_at_work/

"My Dad is the owner..." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/mpqzdp/my_dad_is_the_owner/

"“Wear a mask.” “Fuck you.” “Excuse you what now?”" by u/Medved-Kyojin: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n4gcl9/wear_a_mask_fuck_you_excuse_you_what_now/

"Random angry lady who doesn't like where I parked." by u/oFFtheWall0518: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lp2se9/random_angry_lady_who_doesnt_like_where_i_parked/

"Yes, I do work here so charge me twice as much please." by u/Equivalent-Salary357: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o9xpel/yes_i_do_work_here_so_charge_me_twice_as_much/

"Racist against the OWNER" by u/CultKlutz: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ligor4/racist_against_the_owner/

"I do work here. And somewhere else" by u/Philosofy2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lbefqx/i_do_work_here_and_somewhere_else/

"TIFU by showing my asshole to my dentist" by u/hbcantonio: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzo3pf/tifu_by_showing_my_asshole_to_my_dentist/

"TIFU by being vulnerable and lonely" by u/Toxbunny080: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2azsr/tifu_by_being_vulnerable_and_lonely/

"Tifu by teaching my cats that we eat at the same times..." by u/moonchild_86: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0ditt/tifu_by_teaching_my_cats_that_we_eat_at_the_same/

"Tifu by drunk calling my love interest at 4:30 in the morning and bawling to her about how much she means to me and how much I love her." by u/BlankAnyway206: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyky17/tifu_by_drunk_calling_my_love_interest_at_430_in/

"TIFU by Not Realizing My POF Date Had an Intellectual Disability" by u/Damaged_Discount: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0avkr/tifu_by_not_realizing_my_pof_date_had_an/

"TIFU by crying in front of my 7 y/o sis" by u/Radmelike: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2itl3/tifu_by_crying_in_front_of_my_7_yo_sis/

"TIFU by arousing myself to the smell of shit" by u/99notathrowaway99: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1sx8d/tifu_by_arousing_myself_to_the_smell_of_shit/

"TIFU by laughing at my wife's cactus injury" by u/ez2remembercpl: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0aqvf/tifu_by_laughing_at_my_wifes_cactus_injury/

"TIFU by shaving my nether regions." by u/drewm99x: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qycv89/tifu_by_shaving_my_nether_regions/

"TIFU by peeing on my friend’s new kitten" by u/Poofms: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1atvw/tifu_by_peeing_on_my_friends_new_kitten/

"TIFU by endorsing my ex’s communication skills on LinkedIn" by u/Apple_lightning23: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzwq2c/tifu_by_endorsing_my_exs_communication_skills_on/

"TIFU by being a National threat" by u/Origamishi: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyf5we/tifu_by_being_a_national_threat/

"TIFU by rubbing Menthol Shampoo into my Anus" by u/TheRealVrox: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0a8kz/tifu_by_rubbing_menthol_shampoo_into_my_anus/

"TIFU I can’t forgive myself how I lost my virginity" by u/Peach_1999: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l6c2/tifu_i_cant_forgive_myself_how_i_lost_my_virginity/

"TIFU by bringing a pistol through airport security" by u/Bayou38: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l20k/tifu_by_bringing_a_pistol_through_airport_security/

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""As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss this position with former employers. Since my firing is effective immediately you are now a former employer"" by u/cranne: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0ln0g/as_per_my_nda_i_am_not_allowed_to_discuss_this/

""I want your boss's number!" "OK"" by u/GBreakerMills: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qzyso3/i_want_your_bosss_number_ok/

"Screw her over on probation period? Ok" by u/Sugarman111: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1in64/screw_her_over_on_probation_period_ok/

"Neighbors read their contract" by u/Emotional-Thunk: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qyexai/neighbors_read_their_contract/

"Brand new manager try's to fire me, lets see how this ends." by u/tjmax1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r2mt5q/brand_new_manager_trys_to_fire_me_lets_see_how/

"I should've read the lease? Well you should've read the law!" by u/FatCats2fat: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1azbz/i_shouldve_read_the_lease_well_you_shouldve_read/

""You can sue me, I'm used to it" "OK"" by u/throwawaysueme31: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r212s6/you_can_sue_me_im_used_to_it_ok/

"A vow of silence" by u/Lokermann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r299uv/a_vow_of_silence/

"Hold the sour cream." by u/clantontann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0g1dy/hold_the_sour_cream/

"HR tries to gaslight me and screw me, they end up bending over backwards" by u/sukysuky5buky: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0pgi0/hr_tries_to_gaslight_me_and_screw_me_they_end_up/

"Yep, I do work here, since the beginning..." by u/moldyjim: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzwhyo/yep_i_do_work_here_since_the_beginning/

"I'm not your server though" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qyjohg/im_not_your_server_though/

""I *know* where I am!" (Clearly, you don't...)" by u/Eldon_of_Hyrule: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0hgmh/i_know_where_i_am_clearly_you_dont/

"I'm doing my job" by u/MrSpaceWalrus: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0oq7n/im_doing_my_job/

"Uh What was your name?" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzc8l7/uh_what_was_your_name/

"Apparently we shouldn’t listen to safety instructions from staff members…" by u/l1lith___: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qnwr1z/apparently_we_shouldnt_listen_to_safety/

"We don't sell shoes" by u/Additional_Decision6: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qkkd46/we_dont_sell_shoes/

"Move along kid, we were here first" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qm6gwe/move_along_kid_we_were_here_first/

"I can't believe it happened again" by u/ComputerGeekyGuy: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpkby2/i_cant_believe_it_happened_again/

"I thought my Spirit Halloween apron was obvious, on top of the bright costumes...." by u/daintylittlelady: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qwvdc8/i_thought_my_spirit_halloween_apron_was_obvious/

"Bird Lady" by u/BeneficialAd269: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpi9bg/bird_lady/

"I was the dumby." by u/samg461a: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qs1w6t/i_was_the_dumby/

"Lady called the police because I was wearing a hoodie." by u/thowaway33333: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/l99pvw/lady_called_the_police_because_i_was_wearing_a/

"My face on the building, but somehow I'm not the owner" by u/jcolinpetersen: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o0mbgb/my_face_on_the_building_but_somehow_im_not_the/

"I’M THE BANK PRESIDENT, JACKASS!!!" by u/sm9847: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kq7nw0/im_the_bank_president_jackass/

"My dad owns this place, you can't ban me from here...." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/nrn6yx/my_dad_owns_this_place_you_cant_ban_me_from_here/

"Entitled person demands that I be arrested for joking around with a police officer when he let me out of the back of his car. Apparently, i'm a criminal, no way I work for them." by u/Droch: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0y9x5/entitled_person_demands_that_i_be_arrested_for/

"TIFU by dumping a beautiful girl over her "smell" during sex" by u/Ami992: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2k77d/tifu_by_dumping_a_beautiful_girl_over_her_smell/

"TIFU by not supporting my daughter after she was raped" by u/throwawayreddad: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1fgwv/tifu_by_not_supporting_my_daughter_after_she_was/

"TIFU by fixing my girlfriend's parents internet router and now they think I watch gay porn." by u/napstur: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyuwtp/tifu_by_fixing_my_girlfriends_parents_internet/

"TIFU by telling my kid to take his cigarettes." by u/helpme_ima_hostage: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0vbzq/tifu_by_telling_my_kid_to_take_his_cigarettes/

"TIFU by leaving not one - but THREE - imprints of my cock and balls on the shower glass" by u/staysl-boom: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qy2vbw/tifu_by_leaving_not_one_but_three_imprints_of_my/

"TIFU - I made my (identifiable) nudes available for thousands to see" by u/tjfun888: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzlax4/tifu_i_made_my_identifiable_nudes_available_for/

"TIFU By Not Telling My Daughter Freddie Mercury Was Dead" by u/NotSteveActually: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r207yj/tifu_by_not_telling_my_daughter_freddie_mercury/

"TIFU by getting my wife kicked out of a restaurant with her friend, while I was still at home." by u/chillydownfiregang: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1ubgd/tifu_by_getting_my_wife_kicked_out_of_a/

"TIFU by eating White Castle against my wife’s wishes" by u/durangojim: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r16fg9/tifu_by_eating_white_castle_against_my_wifes/

"TIFU I didn't explain to my coworker what a gynecologist is" by u/adderall_and_cake: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r05447/tifu_i_didnt_explain_to_my_coworker_what_a/

"tifu by ruining my son's first word" by u/Whoopsmansnothot: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyauj4/tifu_by_ruining_my_sons_first_word/

"TIFU by setting my friends vadge on fire 🔥" by u/tyler_durden2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyg0pd/tifu_by_setting_my_friends_vadge_on_fire/

"TIFU by sucking dick in the school bathroom" by u/yupido678: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qz7kqt/tifu_by_sucking_dick_in_the_school_bathroom/

"Tifu by convincing my very catholic parents that we have a ghost in our house" by u/Daniel_Mathieu: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzgoz3/tifu_by_convincing_my_very_catholic_parents_that/

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"Entitled Parent Refuses to Accept I’m Blind" by u/Leckzsluthor: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qyky9b/entitled_parent_refuses_to_accept_im_blind/

"Entitled parent demands I speak English, then tells me to go back to my country" by u/emmanuel_Macroni: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r05fie/entitled_parent_demands_i_speak_english_then/

"my mum wants to use my scholarship money for herself" by u/pengsoo17: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qy5zil/my_mum_wants_to_use_my_scholarship_money_for/

"Stepmother wanted my moms ring" by u/JeannetteD01: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0gcvm/stepmother_wanted_my_moms_ring/

"6 year old daughter beat me up.. but i am apparently in the wrong?" by u/artist_that_cant: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1rhe8/6_year_old_daughter_beat_me_up_but_i_am/

"Entitled Aunt and her spawn ruin Thanksgiving dinner." by u/quietreader879: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r283hb/entitled_aunt_and_her_spawn_ruin_thanksgiving/

"Was an oled switch really worth the theft charge?" by u/Syntendo1: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1kq7s/was_an_oled_switch_really_worth_the_theft_charge/

"I had a call from a friend needing my help because someone ripped her guide dog's harness out of her hand" by u/IamasimpforObi-Wan: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qyqf3x/i_had_a_call_from_a_friend_needing_my_help/

"My mom is mad because I won't wash the turkey." by u/RexSmith1963: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r19kmi/my_mom_is_mad_because_i_wont_wash_the_turkey/

"Not wearing makeup is unacceptable" by u/OrchidWarrior: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r2rgv4/not_wearing_makeup_is_unacceptable/

"My mom destroys an entitled father threatening to sue because he says she “destroyed his daughter’s wedding”" by u/LoFranzOnReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r107gg/my_mom_destroys_an_entitled_father_threatening_to/

"Aunt believes that girls clothes are an excuse to get abused" by u/OrchidWarrior: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qys5ue/aunt_believes_that_girls_clothes_are_an_excuse_to/

"entitled parent denies what my last name and asks us not to use it." by u/aceishereforart: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0i0v9/entitled_parent_denies_what_my_last_name_and_asks/

"Karen In Comic Shop" by u/EnnardEnola: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qz6kpj/karen_in_comic_shop/

"I'm not the one with two DUI's..." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1cpse/im_not_the_one_with_two_duis/

"Entitled parents refuse to discipline their children and let them destroy my room." by u/quietreader879: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0oz9c/entitled_parents_refuse_to_discipline_their/

"Mom thinks I’m my sisters personal chauffeur" by u/Myr_Amoria: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qy9rnt/mom_thinks_im_my_sisters_personal_chauffeur/

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"AITA for telling my neighbor that her husband isn't the catch she thinks he is?" by u/Less_Requirement7888: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/q9hl5y/aita_for_telling_my_neighbor_that_her_husband/

"AITA for refusing to babysit my sister's kids any further after her son lied to her about me?" by u/throwaway0000527: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qayn09/aita_for_refusing_to_babysit_my_sisters_kids_any/

"AITA for refusing to be my best friend's MOH after she told me my fiancé is not invited to the wedding???" by u/MadMOH2710: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qajjme/aita_for_refusing_to_be_my_best_friends_moh_after/

"AITA for telling my mom she must have had no self-respect to marry my dad?" by u/thrwy_sluttydad: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/q9atd4/aita_for_telling_my_mom_she_must_have_had_no/

"AITA for choosing to work at home, when my Zoom meetings annoy my husband?" by u/throwawaypigsty: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qbdaa5/aita_for_choosing_to_work_at_home_when_my_zoom/

"AITA for not inviting my friends for an annual new years trip because they didn’t invite me last year?" by u/newyearstrip68: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qcreda/aita_for_not_inviting_my_friends_for_an_annual/

"AITA for getting annoyed with my friends vegan boyfriend?" by u/myredditusername28: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qb9d1b/aita_for_getting_annoyed_with_my_friends_vegan/

"AITA for refusing to speak to my sister because she wouldn’t let my daughter be a flower girl at her wedding (she originally was a flower girl) and causing multiple family members to boycott too" by u/0trow: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qd35mv/aita_for_refusing_to_speak_to_my_sister_because/

"AITA for refusing to stay home with the kids while my husband attends my brother's wedding?" by u/3465throw_away: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qdfd4z/aita_for_refusing_to_stay_home_with_the_kids/

"AITA I refused to share diet with my pregnant wife" by u/mr_rosy: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qby4hu/aita_i_refused_to_share_diet_with_my_pregnant_wife/

"AITA for sending back my dish 4 times because it wasn't spicy enough?" by u/spicythaifoodthrow: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qcgzwt/aita_for_sending_back_my_dish_4_times_because_it/

"AITA? For refusing to give my daughter her room back?" by u/PrivateTalk4552: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qa92dz/aita_for_refusing_to_give_my_daughter_her_room/

"AITA for changing my babies name despite promising my dead husband's family I'd name the child after him?" by u/redditthrowaway0082: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/q9q9j1/aita_for_changing_my_babies_name_despite/

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"Mom made me apologize to my siblings for trying to commit suicide" by u/boxofruit: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qb88wr/mom_made_me_apologize_to_my_siblings_for_trying/

"Mom says that I can't get a higher paying job, all because I would move out..." by u/CookieDog800: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q95k18/mom_says_that_i_cant_get_a_higher_paying_job_all/

"Parents tell me I would be the reason for Divorce" by u/lazy_blossom: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qad6w0/parents_tell_me_i_would_be_the_reason_for_divorce/

"Entitled Mom acts like im fourteen" by u/ghostthingz: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qcqx8t/entitled_mom_acts_like_im_fourteen/

"So an EP just tried to card me." by u/littlemissbunnywoman: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q91pb6/so_an_ep_just_tried_to_card_me/

"ENTITLED COUSIN AND AUNT ARE BACK! Shut them down this time." by u/PaySep03: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q9f3uq/entitled_cousin_and_aunt_are_back_shut_them_down/

""It's okay, I've worked with animal rescue for 10 years now."" by u/Cretzer: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q9up13/its_okay_ive_worked_with_animal_rescue_for_10/

"I can Freeze Time. I’m Sorry, I think I’ve Unleashed Something" by u/cfalnevermore: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/q9e6oz/i_can_freeze_time_im_sorry_i_think_ive_unleashed/

"I was a stowaway on a cruise ship. The passengers only came out of their cabins at night" by u/withbite: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/q9wzdh/i_was_a_stowaway_on_a_cruise_ship_the_passengers/

"I made a deal with the devil to save my wife. Now every year on my birthday I become the soul fairy." by u/ViktorGreyWrites: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qawv1n/i_made_a_deal_with_the_devil_to_save_my_wife_now/

"There's a house on the hill, rotten and broken, that once belonged to a cannibal. I wish I'd never stepped foot inside." by u/Born-Beach: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qc1sot/theres_a_house_on_the_hill_rotten_and_broken_that/

"Just Another Day in Suburbia" by u/firesidechats451: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qbqdtu/just_another_day_in_suburbia/

"Inaudible Wailing" by u/CornerCornea: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qbx0j5/inaudible_wailing/

"There's a labyrinth in the middle of the world." by u/TheCrookedBoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qarutb/theres_a_labyrinth_in_the_middle_of_the_world/

"I'm showing up in the background of peoples photos, and I think it's going to kill me." by u/Real_Human_Being_Yes: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qaj6oq/im_showing_up_in_the_background_of_peoples_photos/

"We were like a tribe, united by a Discord chat. And then we started having dreams about each other." by u/GertieGuss: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qaa03h/we_were_like_a_tribe_united_by_a_discord_chat_and/

"Exorcist.exe or The Winter of Our Discount Tech" by u/Grand_Theft_Motto: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qcrolr/exorcistexe_or_the_winter_of_our_discount_tech/

"My sister and BIL have been missing over a month. Someone sent her journal to me and now I'm terrified for her." by u/Certain_Emergency122: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qc4kll/my_sister_and_bil_have_been_missing_over_a_month/

"Don't try and find dorothyrescue.mov. I f*cked up majorly by watching it." by u/twocantherapper: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qb7x8r/dont_try_and_find_dorothyrescuemov_i_fcked_up/

"The dot on my sister's wall has ruined my life" by u/Crystal0Ball: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/q94khm/the_dot_on_my_sisters_wall_has_ruined_my_life/

"Death of the Cosmonauts." by u/TheCrookedBoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qbhzeh/death_of_the_cosmonauts/

"I Smoked Bath Salts and Accidentally Summoned The Pan-Dimensional Jester" by u/Jgrupe: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/q9ygin/i_smoked_bath_salts_and_accidentally_summoned_the/

"One electronic item per tray? Sure, no problem!" by u/El_Baramallo: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdpnup/one_electronic_item_per_tray_sure_no_problem/

"That's not what I'm paid for? Okay then." by u/lizfour: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdmotn/thats_not_what_im_paid_for_okay_then/

"It just needs a stamp, any stamp will do" by u/Comradepatrick: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdqij2/it_just_needs_a_stamp_any_stamp_will_do/

"Soiled Chair" by u/ClearlyVivid: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdr5oe/soiled_chair/

"Bank forces me to use his ATM, ok sir." by u/monolim: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdrl7w/bank_forces_me_to_use_his_atm_ok_sir/

"Ok, ill do as scheduled!" by u/DirtyPenPalDoug: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdryha/ok_ill_do_as_scheduled/

"I told you I'm not who you need to talk to." by u/djere822: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcz8gy/i_told_you_im_not_who_you_need_to_talk_to/

"Chemist Malicious Compliance" by u/Hero911: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcm52w/chemist_malicious_compliance/

"Think of What the Customer Wants? Sure." by u/kolecarmot: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcb6sq/think_of_what_the_customer_wants_sure/

"I can’t go home 5 min early? Then suffer" by u/fallenouroboros: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcc3cp/i_cant_go_home_5_min_early_then_suffer/

"My long distance gf (21f) said she would block me if she finds out I'm (22f) ugly" by u/Marry1099: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdnu58/my_long_distance_gf_21f_said_she_would_block_me/

"my boyfriend won’t let me go" by u/c4ptainbri: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdkian/my_boyfriend_wont_let_me_go/

"I'm Not Sure If I Should Break Our Engagement" by u/Practical-Home-5128: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdiga6/im_not_sure_if_i_should_break_our_engagement/

"He (26) found new girl after one day of our break up" by u/irrrreeeshdesu: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdicz4/he_26_found_new_girl_after_one_day_of_our_break_up/

"Should I(25F) stand my ground and not text my BF(26)?" by u/girlneedsanswer: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdrlht/should_i25f_stand_my_ground_and_not_text_my_bf26/

"I (24M) feel insufficient towards my high performing GF (22F)" by u/-brandnew: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdkb3p/i_24m_feel_insufficient_towards_my_high/

"My partner of three years (F25) broke up with me (M27) after realizing they were gay. It's been a year and I'm still not over it." by u/Simspidey: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdopeo/my_partner_of_three_years_f25_broke_up_with_me/

"Oh did my ear scare you?" by u/functi0nalPsych0path: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qdm8oj/oh_did_my_ear_scare_you/

"I don’t understand people sometimes." by u/Doont_ta_doont: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qd68nz/i_dont_understand_people_sometimes/

"I DO work here lady!" by u/akioamadeo: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qdryep/i_do_work_here_lady/

"It doesnt hurt to ask, your no better off if you didn't ask at all." by u/Cabbit_blm: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qceob8/it_doesnt_hurt_to_ask_your_no_better_off_if_you/

"Today in a big box store." by u/enamoured_artichoke: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qcfojx/today_in_a_big_box_store/

"Just the other day" by u/Monkey_Chunks: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qchnum/just_the_other_day/

"I watched two strangers meet and fall in love" by u/shadowsipp: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qalhyc/i_watched_two_strangers_meet_and_fall_in_love/

"I can't tell who works here and who doesn't! (And she was right)" by u/Razzberrie22: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qa1c0x/i_cant_tell_who_works_here_and_who_doesnt_and_she/

"Karen get's a taste of her own medicine." by u/Huggiebear21: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qa3p8d/karen_gets_a_taste_of_her_own_medicine/

"Karen gets a taste of her own medicine (Update one) Or the reappearance of nuclear Karen." by u/Huggiebear21: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/qa4uvz/karen_gets_a_taste_of_her_own_medicine_update_one/

"Selling cars is a hell of a drug" by u/Hellyt6: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q9kwc4/selling_cars_is_a_hell_of_a_drug/

"Over the Walkie" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qd8537/over_the_walkie/

"It happened again." by u/cavebiker: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qaeetd/it_happened_again/

"My Brother’s Lover Think I Am A Scammer" by u/Silver_Lack3336: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q9u0z5/my_brothers_lover_think_i_am_a_scammer/

"Pay no attention to the pink sparkly wristband." by u/BusyBullet: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q8s105/pay_no_attention_to_the_pink_sparkly_wristband/

"Sorry to be so annoying, but I seriously can't be sure if you work here without asking." by u/ericksonar: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q8vix8/sorry_to_be_so_annoying_but_i_seriously_cant_be/

"No you didn't make a reservation with me" by u/SapporoBabe: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q7s91o/no_you_didnt_make_a_reservation_with_me/

"No, I'm just doing it for shits and giggles." by u/InspectorWeak8379: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q7hora/no_im_just_doing_it_for_shits_and_giggles/

"I Do Work Here But, Not For This Company" by u/KawaiiAdelina: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q7klxi/i_do_work_here_but_not_for_this_company/

"I guess I look like a customer" by u/turtleduck14: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q27vu1/i_guess_i_look_like_a_customer/

"Yes, I do work here, and I’m your new manager!" by u/FoxyFreckles1989: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oa2arl/yes_i_do_work_here_and_im_your_new_manager/

"TIFU by making my fiance answer the phone during sex" by u/Jennart: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qd7bxs/tifu_by_making_my_fiance_answer_the_phone_during/

"TIFU by accidentally visiting my uncle" by u/uhhhhhhhhhhohno: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdj70f/tifu_by_accidentally_visiting_my_uncle/

"TIFU by telling a lovely Vietnamese family that they should go back to where they came from." by u/marycartlizer: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qd11p5/tifu_by_telling_a_lovely_vietnamese_family_that/

"TIFU by getting my guinea pig high" by u/eggroll1967: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qd9xz9/tifu_by_getting_my_guinea_pig_high/

"TIFU by visiting Auschwitz while ill-informed" by u/sssaaaaasss: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qcng4s/tifu_by_visiting_auschwitz_while_illinformed/

"TIFU by thinking my boyfriend understood edible labels" by u/Ickius: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdcxxl/tifu_by_thinking_my_boyfriend_understood_edible/

"TIFU by asking for my colleague's number and now being eyed up for sexual harassment." by u/BlackSheep717: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdldhi/tifu_by_asking_for_my_colleagues_number_and_now/

"TIFU by making my online pen pal's parents think I'm a groomer preying on their daughter" by u/lilanonym: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdhygl/tifu_by_making_my_online_pen_pals_parents_think/

"My Manager Embarrassed Me in front of my Tables" by u/SorryBrick: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qd5eud/my_manager_embarrassed_me_in_front_of_my_tables/

"Fake sympathy and compassion as revenge" by u/Dr_Arreg: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qd728t/fake_sympathy_and_compassion_as_revenge/

"Arguing a 30 minute wait" by u/NikitaKhruiseship: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qd7f3t/arguing_a_30_minute_wait/

"Does anyone else write the schedule at their restaurant?" by u/mkultradawn: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qdjgml/does_anyone_else_write_the_schedule_at_their/

"Need some advice" by u/Yodakillerstar2121: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qdkpy4/need_some_advice/

"Cashier and Server 👎" by u/not_cartman: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/qd3lkp/cashier_and_server/

"TIFU TIL Netflix n' Chill has a sexual meaning" by u/J_mo0d: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qddsz3/tifu_til_netflix_n_chill_has_a_sexual_meaning/

"TIFU by accidentally popping a boner in front of a radiologist" by u/sethborf: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdh0s3/tifu_by_accidentally_popping_a_boner_in_front_of/

"TIFU by replying to an ex marine's review on Yelp" by u/river0fdeceit: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdaho2/tifu_by_replying_to_an_ex_marines_review_on_yelp/

"TIFU by masturbating before a camping trip" by u/DangerMcTrouble: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qd0112/tifu_by_masturbating_before_a_camping_trip/

"TIFU by having a cat and masturbating at the same desk I work at" by u/BeautyAndPain_4: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdfdol/tifu_by_having_a_cat_and_masturbating_at_the_same/

"TIFU by flipping the bird at someone tailgating me" by u/ulfr: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdhtxd/tifu_by_flipping_the_bird_at_someone_tailgating_me/

"Trolley boy coming dangerously close to killing two girls" by u/SmoothyDoobyDoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbcx93/trolley_boy_coming_dangerously_close_to_killing/

"Showing up early before your order is ready" by u/Jaybird199300000: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb4w31/showing_up_early_before_your_order_is_ready/

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" by u/Iwilllieawake: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb7ewl/ill_gladly_pay_you_tuesday_for_a_hamburger_today/

"Lady tries to steal over $300 worth of stuff" by u/21sthoma: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qapqy0/lady_tries_to_steal_over_300_worth_of_stuff/

"Why do you have your card information in an app, pulled up on your phone, and expecting a cashier to just enter it into the computer...?" by u/JessicaLivi: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qatkmq/why_do_you_have_your_card_information_in_an_app/

"Pumpkin Head, Pumpkin Head, Please Go Away! Or, I've had enough spooks in this one encounter for the entire year" by u/tendigitnumber: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qasasb/pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_please_go_away_or_ive/

"Granny Hulk and the Hidden Valley Vitamins" by u/Astaraelsecho: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qahk9b/granny_hulk_and_the_hidden_valley_vitamins/

"Trolley boy coming dangerously close to killing two girls" by u/SmoothyDoobyDoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbcx93/trolley_boy_coming_dangerously_close_to_killing/

"Showing up early before your order is ready" by u/Jaybird199300000: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb4w31/showing_up_early_before_your_order_is_ready/

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" by u/Iwilllieawake: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qb7ewl/ill_gladly_pay_you_tuesday_for_a_hamburger_today/

"Lady tries to steal over $300 worth of stuff" by u/21sthoma: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qapqy0/lady_tries_to_steal_over_300_worth_of_stuff/

"Why do you have your card information in an app, pulled up on your phone, and expecting a cashier to just enter it into the computer...?" by u/JessicaLivi: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qatkmq/why_do_you_have_your_card_information_in_an_app/

"Pumpkin Head, Pumpkin Head, Please Go Away! Or, I've had enough spooks in this one encounter for the entire year" by u/tendigitnumber: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qasasb/pumpkin_head_pumpkin_head_please_go_away_or_ive/

"Granny Hulk and the Hidden Valley Vitamins" by u/Astaraelsecho: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qahk9b/granny_hulk_and_the_hidden_valley_vitamins/

"CB asked me to pay her to do her hair for pageant." by u/Accomplished-Sign265: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qcbt13/cb_asked_me_to_pay_her_to_do_her_hair_for_pageant/

"CB demends free Food after eating his first meal" by u/cptcookie45: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qbjhni/cb_demends_free_food_after_eating_his_first_meal/

"If you’re willing to give me that for free then why not give me double?" by u/amicoolyet111: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qa1ehm/if_youre_willing_to_give_me_that_for_free_then/

"Choosing dating beggar, just after a driver" by u/SKYLINEBOY2002UK: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/qa2ylp/choosing_dating_beggar_just_after_a_driver/

"A choosing beggar ambushes a professional translator and wishes her to die of covid because her price is not negotiable..." by u/LiminaNinja: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7ohbu/a_choosing_beggar_ambushes_a_professional/

"basically he mocked the girl's excellent work, and even asked to sell cheaper. Hope you understand, I had to translate everything for you" by u/MarcusTV__: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7opjr/basically_he_mocked_the_girls_excellent_work_and/

"I’m not hungry!" by u/alice_003: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7gmwy/im_not_hungry/

"I'm homeless, I don't want your food, I want money!" by u/Roach097: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q7lm94/im_homeless_i_dont_want_your_food_i_want_money/

"F**ck FB marketplace" by u/dhudd32: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q6es1r/fck_fb_marketplace/

"Manager wouldn’t let me leave to catch the shuttle early." by u/voxinanis: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdcfuf/manager_wouldnt_let_me_leave_to_catch_the_shuttle/

"The Revenge of the Marconi Opperators" by u/pottedplant2002: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdh4kd/the_revenge_of_the_marconi_opperators/

"Denied a raise and moved to over night position and told "don't care how you do your job, just do it" Okay, I will" by u/Jewpracabra: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qd13lq/denied_a_raise_and_moved_to_over_night_position/

"You want to apply non-existent contract penalties AND want support?" by u/fgzklunk: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdk54m/you_want_to_apply_nonexistent_contract_penalties/

"Don't adjust any settings? If you say so." by u/-Take-It-Easy-: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qd2qgh/dont_adjust_any_settings_if_you_say_so/

"I am not eligible to use the hired cars? Ok!" by u/AndFyUoCuKAgain: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qdlbz0/i_am_not_eligible_to_use_the_hired_cars_ok/

"No dessert? But a drink is ok? Right you are then!" by u/FletcherMarkan: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcxtgy/no_dessert_but_a_drink_is_ok_right_you_are_then/

"Don't clock out late? No problem." by u/moby__dick: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qcei8z/dont_clock_out_late_no_problem/

"Millimeters Matters." by u/pauloag1961: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdgnr3/millimeters_matters/

""Think you need to label these cables."" by u/ASillyFace01: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdbjno/think_you_need_to_label_these_cables/

"Just Make It Work Already - A Tale Of Woe And Stupidity" by u/SQLStoleMyDog: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qdizvk/just_make_it_work_already_a_tale_of_woe_and/

"Try Reading, I'm Begging You" by u/froot_loop_dingus: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcvv8d/try_reading_im_begging_you/

"No I'm not going to make changes AFTER the Factory acceptance test was already done" by u/JustKeepItQiet: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcxt7u/no_im_not_going_to_make_changes_after_the_factory/

"So it isn't one of our systems, and you need to know if it can run not our software?" by u/Euks: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd5ybd/so_it_isnt_one_of_our_systems_and_you_need_to/

"No I won't use that computer fix this one" by u/Bomblord1: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd447e/no_i_wont_use_that_computer_fix_this_one/

"Cursed Space Bar" by u/pensaa: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd6sf0/cursed_space_bar/

"It's the little things..." by u/yuurinara: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qd26i8/its_the_little_things/

"Lady waiting over a YEAR for TV box installation. I get the case." by u/ASillyFace01: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qc78u3/lady_waiting_over_a_year_for_tv_box_installation/

"Encyclopædia Moronica: R is for Receipts Are Broughten" by u/Gambatte: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcfoi2/encyclopædia_moronica_r_is_for_receipts_are/

"I Pushed the Button Again" by u/Belisarius-1262: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qcgwfw/i_pushed_the_button_again/

"Love the five minute fixes that aren't our fault" by u/saint_of_thieves: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/qccxe3/love_the_five_minute_fixes_that_arent_our_fault/

""I have enough money! I could buy three cars just like yours"" by u/Pr2nnu: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qdg9uq/i_have_enough_money_i_could_buy_three_cars_just/

"customer(s) is furious that they cannot use OUR restroom…" by u/squeemishyoungfella: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qd4i00/customers_is_furious_that_they_cannot_use_our/

"Customer Berates Me Because I Asked If She Wanted A Bag..." by u/MidnightBallad: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qciwxf/customer_berates_me_because_i_asked_if_she_wanted/

"Customer wanted a 6-inch length of hose, so I got him one" by u/_otterinabox: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcd9cm/customer_wanted_a_6inch_length_of_hose_so_i_got/

"‘Your 16” saw chains are the wrong size’" by u/olerndurt: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qc02jy/your_16_saw_chains_are_the_wrong_size/

"Customers who want things that don’t exist (or, a guy refuses to listen when I tell him what he’s actually looking for)" by u/indecisivepansexual: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qcdju4/customers_who_want_things_that_dont_exist_or_a/

""I'd like to order 7 dozen donuts for tomorrow"" by u/MisSpooks: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRetail/comments/qbch64/id_like_to_order_7_dozen_donuts_for_tomorrow/

"Bride keeps changing plus one rules, gets upset when people don't like that" by u/RamenNoodles620: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdfo8b/bride_keeps_changing_plus_one_rules_gets_upset/

"Entitled lady tries to steal my dog!" by u/EDBAJS: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdgb9i/entitled_lady_tries_to_steal_my_dog/

"Office Leech wants good hand cream" by u/TanukiMara: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qd661d/office_leech_wants_good_hand_cream/

"Stealing a homeless persons dog!" by u/TemporaryBarracuda8: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdkban/stealing_a_homeless_persons_dog/

"The fact that you declared yourself "woke" doesnt mean your entitled to stuff about my private life." by u/german_big_guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdlsa0/the_fact_that_you_declared_yourself_woke_doesnt/

"EM Still Wants control over me." by u/Fine-Yesterday-8936: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qdkjel/em_still_wants_control_over_me/

"Entitled relatives demand we pay for their wedding outfits or they will not attend my wedding" by u/RamenNoodles620: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qcus1m/entitled_relatives_demand_we_pay_for_their/

"Playing animal crossing and ignoring this person is the worst thing to happen to her" by u/Grace-Kamikaze: https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/qczwo0/playing_animal_crossing_and_ignoring_this_person/

"Nice lady at the bookstore" by u/authoroutput: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q73paw/nice_lady_at_the_bookstore/

"Karen get's sent to the hospital" by u/Huggiebear21: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6qdju/karen_gets_sent_to_the_hospital/

"Chad thought I work here too" by u/brainstormedxo: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6tdpy/chad_thought_i_work_here_too/

"Valet for a day... or more like five minutes" by u/jake-baked-a-cake: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q6h7mn/valet_for_a_day_or_more_like_five_minutes/

"Sir, I have no control over the robot" by u/aceishereforart: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q663m0/sir_i_have_no_control_over_the_robot/

"A wild Karen gets thrown out and banned from a hardware store and I get a free sausage.." by u/anto9900: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q5np5x/a_wild_karen_gets_thrown_out_and_banned_from_a/

"15 y.o vs Karen's Husband" by u/Viper_Commander: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q5mddb/15_yo_vs_karens_husband/

"You’re wearing scrubs, so you’re a nurse!" by u/rosexknight: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3zhk3/youre_wearing_scrubs_so_youre_a_nurse/

"I'm never wearing a blue shirt again." by u/jaxfillton: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q429e3/im_never_wearing_a_blue_shirt_again/

"Bright yellow shirt at Swedish furniture store" by u/HappyDutchMan: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3wwm1/bright_yellow_shirt_at_swedish_furniture_store/

"Christmas Shopping Karen" by u/stupidmemesbigdreams: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q3lb8o/christmas_shopping_karen/

"You're not allowed to approve rental cars!" by u/PipsqueakPilot: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q62f30/youre_not_allowed_to_approve_rental_cars/

"Manager complained that I wasn't tracking enough of my time" by u/simoriah: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5y5as/manager_complained_that_i_wasnt_tracking_enough/

"Middle aged woman wouldn't sit *before* the yellow line? Okay." by u/TheDevilAndMrJones: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5qrei/middle_aged_woman_wouldnt_sit_before_the_yellow/

"The Contract Says What It Says" by u/WanderingConfusion: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5yip2/the_contract_says_what_it_says/

"I pranked my ex-classmates with my haircut" by u/ClockworkNitroGirl: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q7fo9d/i_pranked_my_exclassmates_with_my_haircut/

"Stick to the scheduling? You got it!" by u/PaperRadiator: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q5ve6w/stick_to_the_scheduling_you_got_it/

"Have to stack firewood before I can go see my friends? You got it." by u/Quitthesht: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1fizl/have_to_stack_firewood_before_i_can_go_see_my/

"Dont want me to wear the company’s provided vest? Okay bet" by u/treeblindeddragon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q15vjv/dont_want_me_to_wear_the_companys_provided_vest/

"You want me to 'stay in my lane?' OK!" by u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q19b5g/you_want_me_to_stay_in_my_lane_ok/

"Quit Overstepping? If you insist..." by u/smohk1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1ggsu/quit_overstepping_if_you_insist/

"Dress professionally? Okay, I will" by u/Satanicbuttmechanic: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q17meo/dress_professionally_okay_i_will/

"You must wear a Class III vest with sleeves. Understood." by u/Brittanicus1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1ipcm/you_must_wear_a_class_iii_vest_with_sleeves/

"You know how much work I have and dont think I need more manpower, we will do what I can." by u/hellcat47: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1cpi7/you_know_how_much_work_i_have_and_dont_think_i/

"Sure, I'll dress professionally" by u/DumpsterPhoenix93: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q19jm5/sure_ill_dress_professionally/

"A friend gave me my malicious compliance" by u/wildassedguess: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q130u9/a_friend_gave_me_my_malicious_compliance/

"Here are all your monthly status letters." by u/wolfbayte: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzzehh/here_are_all_your_monthly_status_letters/

"Just Following Orders Petty Officer" by u/RevisedGibbon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzzd46/just_following_orders_petty_officer/

"Rude customes don't deserve free stuff" by u/naddss: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1xpce/rude_customes_dont_deserve_free_stuff/

"Petty Army Story" by u/FortyDutch: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q239n7/petty_army_story/

"Try to hustle me for money? Well sue me" by u/DancinginHyrule: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1zcfb/try_to_hustle_me_for_money_well_sue_me/

"A friend gets well deserved petty revenge on me - with butter." by u/wildassedguess: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q16vh9/a_friend_gets_well_deserved_petty_revenge_on_me/

"Guy who collects cans gets canned." by u/many-many-books: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1iuc9/guy_who_collects_cans_gets_canned/

"A tale of job loss and burned bridges" by u/NorCalNerdEmptyNest: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1ac6e/a_tale_of_job_loss_and_burned_bridges/

"Someone got petty revenge on me, but it didn't work out like they planned" by u/Perenially_behind: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q1khu9/someone_got_petty_revenge_on_me_but_it_didnt_work/

"Ratting my prededer ex out to his mother, oh and hes already facing a rape church by another ex" by u/crazy_gamer907: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q24rjz/ratting_my_prededer_ex_out_to_his_mother_oh_and/

"A landslide of negative experiences on OfferUp leads to me bringing someone down with me" by u/awayLAnotthecity: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q0rla2/a_landslide_of_negative_experiences_on_offerup/

"Annoying customer complaining about getting less fluid then he paid for, even though he got more and ended up getting less" by u/VerySlyKindaFox: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q06m7m/annoying_customer_complaining_about_getting_less/

"Moron in a costco parking lot holds up traffic, so I don't leave" by u/BeaverPup: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/q087od/moron_in_a_costco_parking_lot_holds_up_traffic_so/

"TIFU by giving an homeless girl my room at an hotel" by u/billyd94: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q18xqv/tifu_by_giving_an_homeless_girl_my_room_at_an/

"TIFU by telling my puppy I love her while in bed with my boyfriend" by u/OldWhatzHerFace: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1i88f/tifu_by_telling_my_puppy_i_love_her_while_in_bed/

"TIFU with a Freudian slip" by u/LeviosaPhoenix: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1lm5k/tifu_with_a_freudian_slip/

"TIFU: Sending a NSFW pic to a female friend on accident" by u/johnjsmith44: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q21ocq/tifu_sending_a_nsfw_pic_to_a_female_friend_on/

"TIFU by drinking hundreds of ants all summer long." by u/Onsyde: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q183aa/tifu_by_drinking_hundreds_of_ants_all_summer_long/

"TIFU by accidentally grabbing my friends ass." by u/N7_Izanagi: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1bm46/tifu_by_accidentally_grabbing_my_friends_ass/

"TIFU by having sex with a baby monitor on while my parents had guests over" by u/completevast88: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q22huv/tifu_by_having_sex_with_a_baby_monitor_on_while/

"TIFU by paying someone elses petrol for them" by u/Doomaga: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q1yllm/tifu_by_paying_someone_elses_petrol_for_them/

"I'm not allowed to bring my snake to your pumpkin farm? Thanks, now my child is crying." by u/grinning0colossus: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q25jmk/im_not_allowed_to_bring_my_snake_to_your_pumpkin/

"“And a soda too”" by u/u_mad_br0h: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/q23fx0/and_a_soda_too/

"I don't understand why would i lower my price because you have to come from a long distance." by u/Unhappy_Pie98: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pyhumz/i_dont_understand_why_would_i_lower_my_price/

"Homeless man demands a made-to-order sandwich" by u/ManicPixieDreamEnby: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/py17iw/homeless_man_demands_a_madetoorder_sandwich/

"Of course it was craigslist." by u/TheHypnotoad87: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pw8ful/of_course_it_was_craigslist/

"Since it was requested, the truck story..." by u/TheHypnotoad87: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/pw8zx2/since_it_was_requested_the_truck_story/

"[META] Looking for a post where the beg-ee, who is selling a weed whacker or similar, pretends the beggar (who is trying to demand he drastically lower the price and deliver it to him) is, in the end, just a great bargainer, and then ghosts on him causing the beggar to melt down. It's my fave." by u/jeffreydonger: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/punnoi/meta_looking_for_a_post_where_the_begee_who_is/

"Take you to court? Why I didn't know you felt that way!" by u/CanIpleasebeacat: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1tgmj/take_you_to_court_why_i_didnt_know_you_felt_that/

"You are going to call the police on me for doing my job, ok carry on." by u/bertiebastard: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1vo9z/you_are_going_to_call_the_police_on_me_for_doing/

"Only one bite? No problem." by u/MCblumperz: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q22cu6/only_one_bite_no_problem/

"You like your brownies less done? No problem!" by u/AwkLemon: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1xrp1/you_like_your_brownies_less_done_no_problem/

"Overtime time with a twist" by u/dafox1985: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1v4ql/overtime_time_with_a_twist/

"The time "read your contract" backfired regarding holiday pay" by u/NewBromance: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1cctp/the_time_read_your_contract_backfired_regarding/

"You don't want me to dig up your F'ing driveway, no problem." by u/bertiebastard: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q1h7ab/you_dont_want_me_to_dig_up_your_fing_driveway_no/

"I have to tell people their results are delayed, through no fault of our own, but not tell them whose fault it is? Ok, *I* won't tell them." by u/xRaistlin: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q24q7k/i_have_to_tell_people_their_results_are_delayed/

"A joke, an unintended insult, and the story of how I (kind of) got some lady out of Six Flags" by u/Ancient_Educator_76: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ogml8z/a_joke_an_unintended_insult_and_the_story_of_how/

"Everyone believed me based on very flimsy evidence...but it is true" by u/chickenman7: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oenfus/everyone_believed_me_based_on_very_flimsy/

"Far above and beyond the call of duty." by u/Waifer2016: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oc72r2/far_above_and_beyond_the_call_of_duty/

"Ma'am, I'm the only manager here tonight" by u/medievalgrunge: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obimqv/maam_im_the_only_manager_here_tonight/

"I don’t work _for you_, but I’m going to be working _with your colleagues_" by u/MattInSoCal: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obeb4h/i_dont_work_for_you_but_im_going_to_be_working/

"Irony not lost on me" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/obc7qa/irony_not_lost_on_me/

"No, I’m an attorney…" by u/runnyoutofthyme: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ob8gks/no_im_an_attorney/

"Yes, I run this project!" by u/shyblueflower: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ob2e23/yes_i_run_this_project/

"Not the idiot here." by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oagdgc/not_the_idiot_here/

"bully gropes girl, gets his ass handed to him and entitled parents try to expel the girl" by u/Worried-Shift4961: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1zu34/bully_gropes_girl_gets_his_ass_handed_to_him_and/

"My (19M) mom (40sF) is a psycho" by u/Chonk-Lover: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1uqke/my_19m_mom_40sf_is_a_psycho/

"Entitled mother wants ME to apologise and go home because she doesn't want to wash the dishes and clothes, father flys back and releases hell on her." by u/Unidentified_OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1vds2/entitled_mother_wants_me_to_apologise_and_go_home/

""When my kids turn 15, they will be your responsibilities."" by u/catsmom585: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1iwfi/when_my_kids_turn_15_they_will_be_your/

""You are an adult, you should not have any toys anymore anyway."" by u/Amansitting: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1uwl8/you_are_an_adult_you_should_not_have_any_toys/

"My sister hid her lied about her sons sickness to me." by u/Imroo12: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1dnuz/my_sister_hid_her_lied_about_her_sons_sickness_to/

""THAT'S MY SWORD, NOT YOUR'S"" by u/Not_Elliot45: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q20g8a/thats_my_sword_not_yours/

"em tries to blame me for her kid's behaviour" by u/No-Clue-1327: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1u1dx/em_tries_to_blame_me_for_her_kids_behaviour/

"Entitled mom says she owns the store" by u/Lazyathlete12: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1dx26/entitled_mom_says_she_owns_the_store/

"Father continues to refuse to acknowledge my disability (Autism)." by u/Chattterboxx23: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1yw7r/father_continues_to_refuse_to_acknowledge_my/

"Entitled Grandmother" by u/themothgang: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q211dn/entitled_grandmother/

"My mom keeps wishing for me and my siblings to die." by u/ThreadOfDestiny: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q25loi/my_mom_keeps_wishing_for_me_and_my_siblings_to_die/

"EM lies to my family because I won’t call her" by u/StrayhorntheThird: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/q1ined/em_lies_to_my_family_because_i_wont_call_her/

"Dense Supervisor" by u/onyxaj: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q24x9h/dense_supervisor/

"I know we don't carry that because I do the ordering!" by u/dendrovision: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/q1e3fv/i_know_we_dont_carry_that_because_i_do_the/

"Am I a replicant?" by u/Needmoresnakes: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oycn2j/am_i_a_replicant/

"“She just called me a slur!” I did what??" by u/DCSally: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oxa9bf/she_just_called_me_a_slur_i_did_what/

"I don’t care about your money lady." by u/DukeofJuke1: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/owxyuc/i_dont_care_about_your_money_lady/

""Oh, I thought you were just a bathroom person!"" by u/SaintofMysteryCat: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/oscsq2/oh_i_thought_you_were_just_a_bathroom_person/

"I do work here but…" by u/Sitka007: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/os4c3m/i_do_work_here_but/

"I do work here, we've literally been working together all day..." by u/SomeRandomAmerican: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/opyn1s/i_do_work_here_weve_literally_been_working/

"Just digging a hole..." by u/stiggley: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/onkljf/just_digging_a_hole/

"Hey where's that guy that was here?" by u/plasticnaptime: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/okz2az/hey_wheres_that_guy_that_was_here/

"The Baby-Faced Teenager" by u/Inebriated_Gorilla: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ohl8sm/the_babyfaced_teenager/

"My Life360 app saved me from an intruder." by u/luciagrace: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pxu33c/my_life360_app_saved_me_from_an_intruder/

"2 childhood almost-murdered stories" by u/Financial_Accident71: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pwb9lc/2_childhood_almostmurdered_stories/

"UPDATE 2: Being Stalked by my Neighbor" by u/SylviaWrath69: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/puxgeb/update_2_being_stalked_by_my_neighbor/

"I Think She Wanted My Baby" by u/kalyners: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pe2jbq/i_think_she_wanted_my_baby/

"Creepy Guy tries to abduct me" by u/MrFahrenheit825: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pe0l2c/creepy_guy_tries_to_abduct_me/

"To the creepy driver instructor..." by u/Tiph_LR: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pctj3p/to_the_creepy_driver_instructor/

"The College Classmate" by u/Suspicious-Star-1940: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pbuast/the_college_classmate/

"Crazy Beauty Queen Stalker" by u/Throwawayglitterbomb: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pbj64o/crazy_beauty_queen_stalker/

"My encounter with Lucifer" by u/itsjbuttz: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pbpce7/my_encounter_with_lucifer/

"Someone knocked on my window at 3am" by u/Venessa55555: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pbf30t/someone_knocked_on_my_window_at_3am/

"I’m looking for a specific LNM story and can’t remember the name" by u/signalsfading: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/pbjwx6/im_looking_for_a_specific_lnm_story_and_cant/

"My McStalker" by u/WarpedLeo: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p91pij/my_mcstalker/

"Home Sweet Home" by u/Mindless_Advantage21: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p8p3ri/home_sweet_home/

"Beat up by a gang" by u/usernameiskraken: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p8kpil/beat_up_by_a_gang/

"2 in 1! Followed into the Ladies Bathroom. Followed to my Home." by u/Nonamesuitsme: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p81sct/2_in_1_followed_into_the_ladies_bathroom_followed/

"Creepy guy followed me home and into my building" by u/bluepushkin: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p83o3g/creepy_guy_followed_me_home_and_into_my_building/

"My house was broken into on Christmas Eve- home alone" by u/gwenielew: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p7oqd0/my_house_was_broken_into_on_christmas_eve_home/

"I was almost kidnapped in my neighborhood" by u/sapphicslytherdor: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p7t9r3/i_was_almost_kidnapped_in_my_neighborhood/

"I finally caught my long-term stalker and a year later while I was telling a friend the story a new stalker appeared" by u/KarmaRan0verMyDogma: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p71vb7/i_finally_caught_my_longterm_stalker_and_a_year/

"Why I Have A Fear Of Windows" by u/TroubledWaves: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p6caon/why_i_have_a_fear_of_windows/

"The Man in the van" by u/ToXiKZA: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p61str/the_man_in_the_van/

"To the two people I heard scoping out my Dad’s home for days, lets not meet." by u/Sevv2102: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/p4pmmm/to_the_two_people_i_heard_scoping_out_my_dads/

"The white isn't white enough" by u/BeefOut: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/q0g62w/the_white_isnt_white_enough/

"documentation woes" by u/luckyirvin: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/q0qoix/documentation_woes/

"The Previous Technician Knew What They Were Doing" by u/MadPinoRage: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/q00jhb/the_previous_technician_knew_what_they_were_doing/

"Red wire, black wire, white wire…. Oops" by u/dickcheney600: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pzvi0t/red_wire_black_wire_white_wire_oops/

"The Quantum Computer" by u/thundersig: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pzo5e7/the_quantum_computer/

"When BYOD is no longer allowed. L" by u/Abdul_1993: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pz471t/when_byod_is_no_longer_allowed_l/

""You forgot to install the printer"" by u/testing35: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pz5peb/you_forgot_to_install_the_printer/

"Can you reset my password? Again?" by u/-Insert-CoolName: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pz1iz9/can_you_reset_my_password_again/

"Just do what the screen says" by u/Onecrappieday: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pyo9ps/just_do_what_the_screen_says/

"Don't Mind Me ... I'm Just Tech Support" by u/airborne_s2000: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pysdhf/dont_mind_me_im_just_tech_support/

"That time I kicked someone in the crotch over TCP/IP" by u/MadManMarkAu: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/pxxuur/that_time_i_kicked_someone_in_the_crotch_over/

"Can you show me where on the screen that is?" by u/NathaninThailand: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/py9isw/can_you_show_me_where_on_the_screen_that_is/

"Something something, turn it off and back on again?" by u/_DONT_UPVOTE_ME_: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/py4m8w/something_something_turn_it_off_and_back_on_again/

"I can't use my hoodie as a pillow? I'll just use a blanket instead." by u/Wise_Oh_SiriusLoL: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q10zam/i_cant_use_my_hoodie_as_a_pillow_ill_just_use_a/

"I did warn you about the squirting..." by u/Lord_Rae: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q10947/i_did_warn_you_about_the_squirting/

"Won’t cancel my internet unless you’re unable to provide service? Ok…" by u/Ihavenofishonlywater: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q06h5r/wont_cancel_my_internet_unless_youre_unable_to/

"Ok, I'll open up the truck" by u/wotmate: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0vhgz/ok_ill_open_up_the_truck/

"I would love your conservatory!" by u/TheRank_Badjin: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0ee4k/i_would_love_your_conservatory/

"College Book return" by u/Craig653: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0btaa/college_book_return/

"So you create a bogus account in my name and refuse to cancel until I pay the account? Ok. Sounds like a good plan" by u/brother_p: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q08l2j/so_you_create_a_bogus_account_in_my_name_and/

"I have to return a cable box damaged in a fire? Okay, but it's gonna stink up the place." by u/jawn317: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzvwgc/i_have_to_return_a_cable_box_damaged_in_a_fire/

"You want me to call every foul? You got it." by u/LemonySweets: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzxd1n/you_want_me_to_call_every_foul_you_got_it/

"We have to ask permission to schedule patients? Okay..." by u/TheFreakingPrincess: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/pzzt9i/we_have_to_ask_permission_to_schedule_patients/

"Just now @ Walmart" by u/catatonicus: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0pjs2/just_now_walmart/

"Short, but hilarious…" by u/Rib-U-Tron: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0x17s/short_but_hilarious/

"I was asked for a beer on my gym clothes." by u/Specialist_Leg-: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0l84s/i_was_asked_for_a_beer_on_my_gym_clothes/

"What about my outfit screams “Big Box Store” employee?" by u/Ziggyda1st: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0m9qj/what_about_my_outfit_screams_big_box_store/

"Right industry, wrong state." by u/rylock28: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0urzs/right_industry_wrong_state/

"I don’t work at Primark sorry" by u/djentkittens: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q0o209/i_dont_work_at_primark_sorry/

"I'm not an assistant principal I'm a college student" by u/Vangabond180: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/q04649/im_not_an_assistant_principal_im_a_college_student/

"Customers' Christmas Miracles" by u/musesx9: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/pzn3fa/customers_christmas_miracles/

"Customer waiting on employees to stop gossiping seeks other customer for help." by u/Second-Critical: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/pzkbmc/customer_waiting_on_employees_to_stop_gossiping/

"Some people just don't get it." by u/SugarySpaceSprinkles: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/pyyrj2/some_people_just_dont_get_it/

"Not very spectacular but .... It's a small story" by u/Rude-Journalist-3214: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/pyvbk6/not_very_spectacular_but_its_a_small_story/

"Sure I'll help you!" by u/Kooky_Respect_5925: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/pyly02/sure_ill_help_you/

"You'll have my job. Okay. This should be interesting." by u/Mike_OxonFaier: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/py0r26/youll_have_my_job_okay_this_should_be_interesting/

"Mom says no to everything? Try this one cool trick!" by u/upaboveitall: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0uwn2/mom_says_no_to_everything_try_this_one_cool_trick/

"I only get paid $10 for every barrel with metal regardless of how much overflows? Okay let’s get two barrels" by u/HomiieEric: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0x8z9/i_only_get_paid_10_for_every_barrel_with_metal/

"The time my buddy left a loaded semi truck halfway across the country" by u/Sudden-Pineapple-821: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0gepy/the_time_my_buddy_left_a_loaded_semi_truck/

"You want me to stay at the slicer? Okay." by u/RyTheMusicAddict: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0zfgr/you_want_me_to_stay_at_the_slicer_okay/

"Complain about not getting free hits even though you had the advantage? You just cost your team a place in the grand final." by u/InitialRope8631: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0l866/complain_about_not_getting_free_hits_even_though/

"I need a polo or I'll get ISS? No problem." by u/Wise_Oh_SiriusLoL: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/q0zyyu/i_need_a_polo_or_ill_get_iss_no_problem/

"Keep reporting us cause you set your tent up too close and you’re gonna have a bad night." by u/Occasional-Mermaid: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/pvza9e/keep_reporting_us_cause_you_set_your_tent_up_too/

"Pop figure war 2: 2v2" by u/Existing-Blackberry: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/pvxi8b/pop_figure_war_2_2v2/

"Bust a move, I'll make you bust a blood vessel" by u/pek1981: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/psjv00/bust_a_move_ill_make_you_bust_a_blood_vessel/

"Have fun rtfm!" by u/Luecleste: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/psfb2y/have_fun_rtfm/

"Rolling dick wagon" by u/batmanly1: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/ps9lpx/rolling_dick_wagon/

"A petty microphone cold war with a music teacher." by u/crispinoir: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/prxzzo/a_petty_microphone_cold_war_with_a_music_teacher/

"Insult your head closer instead of give a raise? Yeah, sure, there's no way that'll backfire." by u/m31td0wn: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/prk9ug/insult_your_head_closer_instead_of_give_a_raise/

"Getting back at my narcissist family" by u/Buckky2015: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/prnqxw/getting_back_at_my_narcissist_family/

"Story of the Month for September 2021: "The Man Who Would Be King, of Mozambique" by /u/lapsed_pacifist." by u/BikerJedi: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/pfr26p/story_of_the_month_for_september_2021_the_man_who/

"The best lawn in Kandahar" by u/Lapsed__Pacifist: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/pufawq/the_best_lawn_in_kandahar/

""Alright, destroy it."" by u/Subject_Resist_1497: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/puhah1/alright_destroy_it/

"Granddad likes John Wayne movies" by u/guzziownr: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/pu89ar/granddad_likes_john_wayne_movies/

"The time I almost died in the the field twice." by u/antifading0: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ptxymh/the_time_i_almost_died_in_the_the_field_twice/

"Feet First Into Hell: Rise of the Resistance" by u/dnbrower: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/pu55mr/feet_first_into_hell_rise_of_the_resistance/

"Honeydew lovers" by u/Rme_MSG: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/ptj5yu/honeydew_lovers/

"The Singing Vagina" by u/FluffyClamShell: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/pso156/the_singing_vagina/

"Consider what you are asking" by u/Philosaphucker: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/ps8j6q/consider_what_you_are_asking/

"The "borrowed" mouse that won't work" by u/Dunnachius: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/ps9n71/the_borrowed_mouse_that_wont_work/

"Helped an older friend make a word document… they had trouble with basic file recognition." by u/JellyKittyKat: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/psaldk/helped_an_older_friend_make_a_word_document_they/

"Almost fits..." by u/pockypimp: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/ps6qkw/almost_fits/

"high risk" by u/luckyirvin: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/psa90a/high_risk/

"What OU is the local admin account in?" by u/airborne_s2000: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/ps4pgh/what_ou_is_the_local_admin_account_in/

"You need wifi to connect to the server, and a wifi dongle isn't a USB storage device, honest." by u/Dunnachius: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/provp4/you_need_wifi_to_connect_to_the_server_and_a_wifi/