Horsin' Around: The Red Horse Podcast

The Horsey boys are trying to figure out who to blame for Kurt Cobain's death. Was it Courtney? Was it Dave? Was it John Wilkes Booth? No one knows.

Let's take a deep dive into the 1911 deathrow baseball team. No, the record label didn't put a team together. This is a true tale of deathrow inmates from Wyoming who played to stay alive. Errors were costly, if you know what we mean.

The Horsey Boys discuss the bloody crotch gents that are fighting to preserve all of the foreskins.

Welcome to Berks County Pennsylvania's highest profile murder mystery. No witnesses, no evidence, the cops know who, but can't close the case. Perfect murder? Conspiracy? Supermarket feuds? Infidelity?

In this episode, the Horsey Boys touch on the Miriam Rodriguez Martinez story. A mother who lost her child to human trafficking and tracked down the abductors. Also, Jared regrets listening to Korn, Guapo and Walt tell a story about trying to sneak on a plane, and Dylan fills in for Shane. Lastly, Sisco speaks on his wierd TikTok algorithm, and Sean thinks there should be a Bob Dylan song about this topic.

In this episode, the Horsey Boys celebrate the start of their fourth season with the story of Leonarda Cianciulli. She was known for her artisan soaps, delectable cakes, mystical fortune telling, and taste for blood. Furthermore, Jared requests that he is turned into glizzies upon kicking the bucket, Guapo discusses how porn really dulls his senses, and Shane explains how we only catch the less talented serial killers. Also, Sisco thinks he could eat himself, Sean knows too much about killing, and Walt does his best to keep this nonsense on the rails.

In this episode, the Horse Boys talk about how Dr. Phil's exploitative ways caused more harm than good. You'll also get to hear Shane's impeccable impression of the doc, Seany calls out a drunk 'Survivor' cast member, and Walt comes out swinging. Not to mention, Jared shouts out 'Bad Baby', Guapo hates boardwalk shirts, and Sisco wants to know who is showing their buttholes in the world.

In this jammy jam, the Horsey Boys discuss a burglary on the UK's most affluent district. The catch is it was carried out by elderly men in 2015. On top of that, Jared announces that he's smoking crack when he hits 80yo, and Guapo believes old people should have a legal carte blanche. Also, Seany insists Shane is a colonizer, Joel makes a prostate joke, and Sisco gives insights on other culture's accents.

In a pre 1998 world a Canadian legend created a suit to survive grizzly bear encounters of the third kind. The Horsey Boys give their opinions on this man's life and work. Also, Joel warns to not use flame retardant paste as a sexual lubricant, Seany wishes the suit had a JARVIS system, and Guapo wants to see two planes crash into old Troy. All the while, Sisco and Shane debate on the possibility of bears on Mars, and this guy is wearin Jared out.

In 1985 a Serbian farmer had a bottle in his butt. It led to the fall of Yugoslavia. No one knows how or why it got in there but the Horsey Boys know it's more than enough information for an episode. Sit back, grab your own bottle, and enjoy.

The Horsey Boys deliberate what exactly is happening at Bohemian Grove. The notorious camp site of the Bohemian Club where powerful men spend two weeks doing some really sketchy stuff. This retreat involves US presidents, cross-dressing, and nefarious business deals. Guapo believes it's all just a cover for a gay summer camp that he now wants to join, Shane thinks all the members should have surgically attached body-cams, and Sisco gets offended at being called Guapo 2. All-the-while, Jared spills a jello shot on his junk, Walt confuses Teddy Roosevelt with DMX, and Seany ultimately does not care.

In this installment, the Horsey Boys try to figure out if robots are controlling the entire world wide web 🌐. Is this the start of the artificial intelligence revolution? The crew believes it will just turn into an army of "Thot-Bots" that will post instas of metal duck-lip shots.

Yo Horse people! This episode dives into the Narco-Satanist Cult of Matamoros, Mexico. Led by a charismatic, amateur model, Cuban-American gentleman named Adolfo Constanzo. Who doesn't love a little bit of Satan with your drugs? Also, Shane thinks Joel is wrong, Guapo is convinced Adolfo is the Guy Fieri of serial killers, and Sisco sings John Cena's theme music like a chicken. Lastly, Jared talks about being abducted at the farmer's market, and Seany tells a story about getting drunk with a priest.

Them Horsey Boys learn up on the shape of our planet and the madness surrounding the documentary "Behind the Curve" and Flat Earth Theory. Also, Joel thinks that studying under Aristotle was an ancient flex, Sisco purposes the world exists on a turtle's back, and Seany outs the musician B.O.B. Lastly, Jared gets angry that people are squishing his planet, Shane knows more about Flat Earth than anyone should, and Guapo loves Mark Sargent.

The Horsey boys do a deep dive into an 80s murder case from Eastern PA. Death, Coke, and black Corvettes.

The Horsey Boys talk about a man that was found dead on an Australian beach. Tune in to hear about the mysteriously of circumstances surrounding the Somerton Man. Also, Guapo misses the days where crime was easier to get away with, Sisco clues us in on what a super spicy spy is, and Joel discusses how game show hosts are prime CIA agent candidates. Lastly Shane apparently watched the wrong YouTube video, and Seany continues to sing Blink-182 songs.

This episode effectively ruins the crew's chances of a Coca-Cola sponsorship by discussing the company's involvement, with the DEA, to bring coca leaves into the US. Not to mention, Guapo is working on a cocaine dry-rub for your chicken, Sisco says NO to sugar, and Shane starts a campaign to put the drugs back in your favorite soft drink. Also, Seany intends on keeping an ear to the ground because the Pepsi Company isn't in the clear yet, and Joel does his best to keep the crew on the rails.

In this jawns, the crew unpacks declassified UFO info that the CIA dumped while the world wasn't looking. Furthermore, Guapo talks about evolution creating breathing "utensils"
for extraterrestrials, Jared joins a multi-level alien pyramid scheme, and
Seany needs to go back in time to warn Paul Walker. Also, Sisco had a UFO encounter with a Nissan Sentra,
Shane needs protein and chlorophyll more than gold, and Joel starts courting the apocalypse.

The Horsey Boys get busy discussing various curses and their validities. In this episode Guapo announces his premonition that one of the crew will die, Jared just asks that we don't die in his studio, and Seany gets sad that Kurt Cobain is gone. Also, Sisco's uncle tried to kill President Truman, Shane gets excited that he knew some sports stuff, and Joel thinks Courtney Love is a time traveling terminator.

This episode, the Horsey Boys dive into how Hollywood replacements run wild when actual celebrities die. Also, Shane reminds us that Sum41 dudes actually have girlfriends, Sisco refuses to get cloned, and Jared insists that Avril's songs were bangers. Lastly, Guapo thinks Paul McCartney looks like a lesbian owl, Seany sings "Pretty Fly for a White Guy.", and Joel professes his love of Ryan Reynolds.

In this episode, the Horsey Boys discuss how the US military tried to use bats to burn down Japanese homes in WW2. It starts informative and ends further off the rails than ever before. All the while, Guapo reminds Shane of his love for chicken, Jared looks into the cost of a fried chicken vending machine, and Sisco thinks everything sounds like a sex position. Also, Joel tries out his German accent and Seany be Sean'ing.

In this one The Red Horse gents discuss the history and intrigue behind the doll named Robert that kicked off the plot of Childs' Play. All the while Sisco thinks Joel says havoc one too many times, Guapo insists that Shane pulls his reseach from The Brady Bunch, Jared is convinced that people from the 1900s were dumb, and Seany believes in energy but not Robert.

In this one, the boys discuss the phenomenon of the Montauk Monster and the intricacies of the USDA bio testing facility on Plum Island. They are joined by special guest Jeff Tomrell, the Three Hive Entertainment entrepreneur, and of Go Go Gajet fame. Not to mention but Shane is already half in the bag, Seany talks about dudes with long fingers, Joel releases government secrets, and Sisco wants to start a MLS team called the LA Bedbugs.

The guys discuss the Green Man from Pittsburgh, PA. AKA Charlie No-Face. A man electrocuted as a child who then made leather wallets for a living. Also, Guapo argues that our nation's street worker are hotter now than in the 50s, and Jared believes the name Charlie is on the way out. All the while, Sisco takes on the new hip-hop name "No-Face Killa", Shane asks the fans to toss up suggestions for Jared's unborn child, Joel explains his daughter's obsession with conspiracies, and Sean does Sean things.

In this episode the boys try to figure out if they are living in a simulation. Individually though, Jared gets his mind blown every 5 minutes (WHOAAAA), Guapo and Seany share commentary from the couch, Joel thinks that we were created by an alien intern, Shane gets mad that we don't have flying tanks yet, and Sisco shows his love for thicc girls. It's a mess. Enjoy!

As the year gets started, so does the first installment of season two. This kickoff episode features a theory by Sisco that most mysteries are started bc of thick accents, while Shane debates if spies prank each other on the job. Also, Jared apparently flew in on a G5, Sean wants to fly around with the jetpack dude in LA, and Joel more believes the plural of universe is universities. Lastly, Guapo joins the boys from The Horse and basically says nothing.