Remote Guys Night

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The point is that I'm not some great white stallion sprinting from shantytown to shantytown, crushing up java beans just to bring them around to my friends.

"Great things are happening with Remote Guys Night. The best things, we have smart friends that are very successful and we've talked with everyone of them. Stay tuned." - Donald Trump (if he ever came on the podcast)

Come find out what we got for Christmas, why Tyler isn't eating, what Brett thinks about LA, and learn about the newest Decepticon "Ultima Thule". If you would like to hang out with us sometime. Sign up to be on the show! https://remoteguysnight.com/invite You don't have to be famous. We're looking to hang out with ordinary average guys, like ourselves.

This week we are joined by our new brother Ankit who is a traveling nurse, an author, and an all around great guy. Check out his latest book I Love You APU, and yes that's APU from the Simpsons.

Doug Motel from the Mind Salad Podcast joins us to talk about what the National Institute of Mental Health is really teaching our children!

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7 reasons you shouldn't be sharing a toothbrush with your girlfriend with the expert Grant from Pretty Neat Podcast.

This week we talk with Steven Ing. The conversation gets pretty heavy but we still manage to throw in some dirty jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUOtDSknAOY

We got the opportunity to interview a completely real-life walking talking Giraffe! We also discovered Brett was hiding something from us. Listen to find out what it was!

This week we're throwing shade on a list of potential guest that want to come onto the podcast. Join us and cast your vote! We actually already picked who we want but you can always pretend.

Farmer John is going to be mighty angry this week when he finds out we were surfing on his cows.

Join us for a special Halloween addition as we talk about pumpkin patches, corn mazes, Swat Kats, Street Sharks, World of Warcraft, and the KKK.

Brett Kavanaugh, lesbians, and teenage cops all come to pray at the alter of Remote Guys Night.

Two thirds of us are sick this week, but somehow we still found the energy to talk about the neighborhood psycho, the new MacOS Mojave, condoms, and making wacky tshirts.

What do volcanos, Thailand, and caving have in common? There is probably some relevance, but not in this weeks episode!

Not literally, but we come together and blaze a blunt with the king of swing in spirit this week. So grab your favorite strain and join us for another exciting episode of the best podcast ever to grace your ear holes!

This week we're drinking vodka, exploring Oklahoma, fighting at a bar, paying mechanics in Coors Light, telling dirty jokes to soccer moms, and knocking each other out.

We hear from a new friend this week from Brazil the land of big butts, beaches, and $1 beers. Join us while we drink PBR, tell jokes, and shoot the breeze.

This week we decided to do some protesting, hang out with Owen Shroyer from Infowars, talk Kimchi, steal some bikes, hit up the weed store, and get paid.

Is Josh gone from the show forever? Will Brett ever find true love? Is chubbies our new sponsor? Have you ever found a weird looking cheeto? Why am I asking so many questions? Find out on this week's podcast!

Sometimes you just have to get away from it all, chug champagne, tell dad jokes, get drunk with physicists, talk about strippers, eat mushrooms, call Tyler a piece of shit, and vote for Josh.

This week we do it up right! We play fuck marry kill, realize I owe Brett a beer, get a little tequila drunk, find out that Brett is a vampire, talk about crack, realize just how crazy Kayne West is, and talk 4th of July.

This week we do the unthinkable: Drink the bees knees Play a round of fuck, marry, kill Pretend to make plans to actually meet up Talk about naked bike rides Brett starts a new HJ walking business

This week we asked the hard questions: What the fuck is a neutrino? Will someone steal Brett's identity? (Please) What is the difference between cam girls and Twitch streamers? Are we all pieces of shit? Can you smoke weed on Twitch? Why did our mom give us two middle names?

This week the bros get together to review Apple's WWDC and talk shit on each other.

This is a test episode and probably won't stay up at least not in its current form.