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After three months, we're back at it! While we've been away, Emily got sent to Twitter jail, and Payton got super excited for a new season of science. Join us to learn more about sailboats, Glee, and the infamous lemur.

Heeeeyyy... how y'all doing?? 

After recording this a week and a half ago, we're finally back! We're ranting about taxes, raving about Harry Styles, and reminiscing about PBS Kids. Thanks for sticking around while we disappeared for a bit!

It's time for our annual year in review through the eyes of two Twitter addicts... the 2021 Meme Review! Be sure to check out the Twitter moment this week to follow along. We are taking a trip down memory lane to remember such hits as the boat in the Suez Canal and Bernie's mittens. We really yassified anyone last year, huh?

Did y'all know 85% of mermaids are mermaids are born via sea section?

This week's episode is a super-abbreviated Patron Tweet extravaganza since Payton and Em were out of town. We packed all of the dumb into half of the time - enjoy!

CDC says follow this podcast. It won't keep you from getting sick but it WILL boost our moods! This week, Hank became a Magic 8 Ball and predicted the happenings of this year, Payton reaches Twitter fame, and Em once again rambles about the Jonas Brothers and American Girl. 

Welcome, dear listeners, to another week of stream of consciousness inspired by Twitter. We're considering how the strength of our influence on Hank's fan community and giving Arby's some very solid rebranding advice. We're reigniting the fights over microwaving water and whether or not hoodies are jackets. And we are asking the question on everyone's mind: did the McElroys predict Noodle?

The elves are to blame for the supply chain issues? Hear our theory on this, as well as our defense of Spotify wrapped and Cheerio critiques. Payton takes a deep dive into her stan Twitter to employee pipeline, and Emily becomes a Wombo artist. Stay tuned to learn where we will go off the rails this week!

Learn about our childhood music habits and first CD's, killer beanie babies, and the yassification of everyone's favorite 18-inch-tall sweethearts (American Girls). We get way off the rails this week, but honestly, when do we not?

Join us for a session of dog naming, a mutual Twitter roasting, and a whole lot of Red (Taylor's Version) content. Bonus: hear the behind-the-scenes of Clown Weekend. You'll never guess which stairs Jason Derulo falls down this week!

We have fried our brains on work and school, and this is the result. We're uncovering the root of all influencers, failing to take the metaverse seriously, and definitely not defending the Tweet in Hank's likes.

Welcome to Restyles This, now sponsored by Lowe's Ranch by the Bucket! Bring your own cringe and join us to learn about Payton potentially fear-peeing in the TSA line, Shane Gray's layers of hair gel, and the trifecta of white man beef jerky. Bonus: huff your dogs feet like a drug!

Welcome to your 2009 celebrity drama class! We're also analyzing airport energies and considering what the evil alter egos of the Green brothers might say. Come for the chaos, stay for the cat content!

Buckle up! This is a wacky one. Welcome to our chaotic chat about The Muppets, pooping, and Birdie Sanders. 

We're back to your regularly scheduled content! Listen to learn about our new 2008 American Girl Doll fashion vision, getting hype for Pizzamas, exposing Hank's stan Twitter habits, and of course returning to the Patreon tweets. 

Emily is working late this week, so Payton is joined by special guest Brint for a one-of-a-kind BABFER only episode! Tune in to hear B's thoughts on the ending of A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor - and naturally, huge spoiler alert for the book (especially the ending!).

Emily is usually the one to type these descriptions but she's living her early 2000's fantasy right now (don't worry, you'll find out what that is in this episode) so you get Payton instead! We talk about Hamilton, One Direction, and a shocking amount of Hannah Montana. Enjoy! No book spoilers this week!

Without the patrons to keep us accountable this week, we may be a little more chaotic than usual... Tune in to hear way too much about American Girl dolls, VeggieTales, and affirmations, and way too little knowledge of US geography. We're also taking a deep dive into (and possibly exploiting) Payton's health anxiety and coining the term "stye juice" (I'm so sorry). As always, Brint is here for BABFER, so head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

"What's that show called, Shark Bait?"

We're back with our usual shenanigans, including gas pumps, gas station roller foods, and more Twilight because why not. Brint is back with BABFER as well, so as always, spoiler alert after the outro for ABFE!

After a full year of making this chaotic little podcast, our schedules are requiring that we take some time away from it. For the month of September, we will not be following our usual upload schedule or creating our Patreon content (nor will we be charging for the month on Patreon to continue to access old content). We will upload when we can and reevaluate after the month is over. Thank you for your patience and continual support of the clown college! 

This week has a LOT of Twilight and a LOT of sorority content, so sorry about that. We are also discussing pretzel hot takes, the European singing Olympics, and a throwback to YikYak. PSA - BABFER is back once again, so heads up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

This week at the clown college, John joins the Discord, Emily gets roasted by her phone's camera roll, and Payton discloses her Zillow habits. We also spend a minute being Olympic fangirls and consider the family-friendly variation of the phrase s***post. Brint is back with a new BABFER, so head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!!

**This episode also includes a special shout out! Happy anniversary to Ross & Pirahashini!**

Happy Esther Day! For this special edition of Retweet This, we are focusing on tweets all about love - the genuine and the sarcastic alike. BABFER also makes its long-awaited return, so head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

**A special nerdfighter birthday shout out to a few members of our clown college crew, like Arden, when we recorded, and Rachel now as we post!**

This week we are spending minimal time talking about our own Twitter life and too much time talking about Olympic TikTok, food category definitions, and multi-purpose popcorn bowls. Stay tuned til the end for an extra special edition of BABFER!

Welcome to our book club, where we discuss Twilight, our current audiobooks, and eventually Twitter. Also, please accept our apologies for ruining your Sesame Street memories for you. There's no BABFER this week, but stay tuned until the end for a special Brint cameo!

Welcome to our own version of Tangents, where we go from farts to math classes. We also dabble in some Kool-aid philosophy and discuss ourselves according to our Google search results!

Our Vidcon superspy plan, being one of a kind princesses, a peak into our Twitter drafts, and more! Head's up - B is back for BABFER, so there are ABFE spoilers after the outro again!

This week on Retweet This, Payton breaks down some race track mama drama, we compare enneagrams, and we find the point where Em's individuality complex meets Payton's superiority complex. We're also introducing our new mascot, Mashed Scott, who is definitely not like other girls. Enjoy!

Welcome back to the clown college, tater tots! This week's episode includes a special Swiftie tangent, our thoughts on Lorde, and what we think constitutes Kohl's energy. Brint also makes his return for BABFER - head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

*Apologies in advance for the volume… oops.* This week we spend some time bonding over church trip trauma, discuss pickle pops and popularity, and take over Hank and John’s question Tuesday to interview each other (aka give our Kirby reviews). Bonus: our podcast feeds, little round birds, and Payton’s strategy to reach Twitter verification!

This week, Payton scams her way a little closer to the McElroys and discusses her LinkedIn potential, and Emily accidentally has a lot of feelings about town sizes. BABFER also makes its return this week, so beware of ABFE spoilers after the outro!

It’s clown reunion week, which means this episode gets extra goofy for no good reason. We’re discussing lots of things, but the most exciting are our upcoming pickle bar and the pitch of our idea for the Jurassic Park/Fast and Furious Crossover!

This week, Emily revisits her cicada trauma, we discuss our generational individuality complex, and Payton apologizes for her TikTok sins. We're also taking our official stance on #picklegate, Hank's latest Twitter scandal.

(In which Emily is hoping that title is spelled correctly...) This week we're talking about venus fly traps and Lil Nas X, analyzing gas station dynamics, and getting hyped for our favorite new book releases. Stay tuned to the end for BABFER - and spoiler alert for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

Emily accidentally ruined the first twenty minutes of audio so this is a take 2... sorry about that. This week, we're discussing our DUMD goals, speculating about the return of #paytonisntreal, and planning TikTok's upcoming horror film. We also cast ourselves in Dragon Tales and Emily pulls an Uno-reverse on Payton's plans to sabotage her. Stay tuned to the very end for the return of BABFER (and spoiler alert for ABFE after the outro)!

We're back, our audio issues are back, but unfortunately, BABFER is not back quite yet. Thanks for bearing with us during Payton's move and our general collective life chaos!

Welcome to our stressy, messy week filled with moving, finals, and mild rage at the whole Twitter experience! Emily explains the Chattahoochee, Payton is being chaotic in projects again, and we're also celebrating the return of Delete This and the Clown Gown prom!

Oops! BABFER first! Fast forward to about 3:00 to skip ABFE spoilers!

This week we're going on a deep dive of the vaccine brands - colors, Hogwarts houses, and flavors - discussing the Taylor Swift Fearless re-release, and explaining the British monarchy. Emily still doesn't understand NFTs and Payton is still ranting about business practices, so not too much has changed. We're also going to be taking a couple of weeks off after this week, so make sure to join us on Patreon and Discord to keep up with our shenanigans between now and then - and to join us at Clown Prom!

This week we're remembering our favorite (harmless!) April Fools jokes, becoming detectives for Taylor Swift, and mourning the death of Yahoo! Answers. Brint is back this week for a very excited BABFER - head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

Clown college is fully in session this week! Payton becomes Hank's helicopter pilot, we debate celery as a food, and we ask the question we're all wondering: who influences the influencers? We also have a long discussion about novelty pizzas with a lot of strong emotions from Emily. No BABFER this week, but Brint will be back next week for another review!

This week on Retweet This, Payton accidentally sends a Harry Styles thirst trap to Hank, Emily relives her movie theater horrors, and we contemplate what our post-panini lives will look like. Stay tuned for BABFER at the end - and beware of ABFE spoilers after the outro!

Oops! All clowns! Join us to hear just our tweets, your tweets, a little about pi, and a bit too much about Uncrustables. Head's up for ABFE spoilers during BABFER at the end!

After some mild technical difficulties this week, we are BACK and coming at you with a new episode, possibly from a Chuck E Cheese in Oklahoma.  Join us to learn which one of us has furry energy and which one of us had a horse girl phase!

"It won't be coherent, but there will be pictures of animals." We're coming to you from The Pollening this week to share our thoughts on email etiquette, the Gen Z. vs. Millennials war, and weird, rhyming foods from our childhood. As usual, stay tuned til the end to hear Brint's thoughts on ABFE (spoiler alert for after the outro)!

It's the one with no rules! This week, we're introducing Mr. Bone and celebrating the Percy Palooza. We're also planning the next WWE smackdown between Flyboi Genie and the Percycution and getting hyped for our Hitclips! Make sure to stay tuned to the very end for another episode of BABFER (and as always, ABFE spoilers after the outro)!

Most of this week's episode is focused on P4A memes and memories, but we're also sharing our initial reactions to Clubhouse and Payton's absolutely foul dream. Also, Payton invents the half'on and the whole'on, and we create 1996's new generation, Generation No. Stay tuned 'til the very end to hear Brint's latest edition of BABFER (ABFE spoilers after the outro!)

This week on Retweet This, Payton's TikTok power grows, Emily has a minor crisis about hand sanitizer, and we discuss our fear of Elon Musk. We also talk about thrifted dogs, Dr. Phil's thicc booty, typos, and whatever the heck a zen train is. Stay tuned at the end for BABFER - Brint's A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor Review (spoiler alert of ABFE after the outro)!

*Apologies in advance for the audio unevenness issues! We're working on it for next time!*

This week we're reviewing y'all's #mcdicklez homework, learning about stonks, and sharing concern over TikTok comments. Emily also dissects her birth chart, and Payton confronts her complex with merch-company-owning white men. This is also the season finale of BAARTR! Head's up for AART spoilers after the outro, and get ready for ABFE starting next week!

This week we start with Emily being unable to pronounce the word "peripherally" and descend all the way to "boob ocean," so it's definitely a journey! Tune in to hear about the transitive property of biscuits, our six-week presidency, the Bernie Zone, and the return of BAARTR. Once again, spoilers for AART after the outro!

It's birthday weekend here at Retweet This! This week we're celebrating ourselves, making Jamie Lee Curtis predictions, and ranting just a bit. Also, Emily has an accidental hit tweet, Payton explodes Diet Coke all over the kitchen, and we're asking the question on everyone's mind: why are boogers?

Uh, well... that was a week! Join us as we reflect on this week's events, both sincerely and through memes, as well as the Salt Lake City Uport and whether or not Ossoff smells nice. We're also mildly work shopping our 2021 motto and pitching Retweet This merch. Stay tuned after the outro for the return of BAARTR (heads up for AART spoilers)!!

We're back at it! This week, Payton is fangirling on the timeline, we cast ourselves in A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor, and we determine whether or not Hank is subconsciously doing the Debby Ryan. Also, weigh in on Twitter to let us know if it's Joosy or Juicy or if we've missed the proper spelling entirely!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! As our final holiday edition episode, we are bringing in 2021 by reviewing the best Twitter and TikTok memes of 2020. Be sure to check out the show notes on our Twitter to follow along and see every smooth brain, Gossip Girl, and Bernie Sanders moment! Plus, we are revealing the unofficial official 2021 motto!