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Green Jaylo & Hammond

Green Jaylo & Hammond

By Rick Hammond

This is a podcast hosted by a blind couple, living in Portland. We think of it like a collaborative audio journal, that we use to share our experiences.
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Episode 577 Jaylo Loves Jesus Part 21: Easter For Her

Green Jaylo & HammondMay 09, 2024

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Episode 577 Jaylo Loves Jesus Part 21: Easter For Her

Episode 577 Jaylo Loves Jesus Part 21: Easter For Her

Recorded on Friday afternoon March 29, 2024. Alana reads from the book of John. Rick asked questions and provides some of his own thoughts.
May 09, 202434:22
Episode 576 Lottery, fantasies, & Shopping

Episode 576 Lottery, fantasies, & Shopping

Recorded on the afternoon of Friday, March 29, 2024. We talk about rick’s manifestation and the lottery. Sleeping via a nap, grocery shopping, politics and seeing Ladysmith black Mambazo in concert again.
May 08, 202401:14:12
Episode 575 JayloFace

Episode 575 JayloFace

Recorded on Sunday, March 24, 2024. We
talk about celebrating death rabbithole, Stephen King books, independence as a blind person, racism in film and television the show "fawty towers". The movies "Babyface" "Pinky" "The he Dawn patrol/Flight Commander" and "They Drive-by Night.
May 06, 202402:01:26
Episode 574 Shopping, Sleeping, & Heavenly Property

Episode 574 Shopping, Sleeping, & Heavenly Property

Recorded on March 23, 2024. We talk about our order from Instacart, Rick having issues with sleeping this morning, luxury properties in heaven possibly? Mass shootings and bombings the last episodes of the honeymooners and more.
Apologies for the sound issues.
May 02, 202401:06:39
Episode 573 manipulation & Reagan

Episode 573 manipulation & Reagan

Recorded on Friday March 22, 2024. We talk about how the news manipulates people.
Gary Shandling, debate Ronald Reagan, And more.
Apr 30, 202401:18:17
Episode 572 Traditions

Episode 572 Traditions

Recorded on Sunday morning March 17, 2024. We talk about cultural traditions, debate, Bill O’Reilly in Council culture liars like Lauren Boebert and talk about the films "Seven Days in May" and "Nightfall" plus more.
Apr 28, 202401:06:08
Episode 571 Sitcoms & Boundaries

Episode 571 Sitcoms & Boundaries

Recorded on the afternoon of March 16th 2024. We talk about 90"s sitcoms, Instacart last night’s dinner the films
"The Night Of The Hunter" and
"Lost Boundaries" and more.
Apr 25, 202401:01:30
Episode 570 The Name Game

Episode 570 The Name Game

Recorded on Friday afternoon March 15, 2024. We talk about the blind café a meal we had today Alana reconnecting with a friend why rick isn’t allowed to propose to Alana the beaver and more.
Apr 23, 202450:02
Episode 569 Pasta Salad On The Wild Side

Episode 569 Pasta Salad On The Wild Side

Recorded On Sunday March 10, 2024 we talk about Lou Garrick, making fun of Alana, and why it’s a good idea, making pasta salad in a new way, the films
"The Servant" and
"Walk On The Wild Side" plus more.
Mar 31, 202401:16:23
Episode 568 a Picture With Parks

Episode 568 a Picture With Parks

Recorded on the afternoon of March 9, 2024 Rick got to touch Arlo Parks. Alana wasn’t sure that she was in a picture. We also discuss "Fawlty Towers" the films "Home Of The Brave" and 'On Borrowed Time" plus more.
Mar 28, 202448:07
Episode 567 Talking about Mae in March

Episode 567 Talking about Mae in March

Recorded on Friday afternoon March 8, 2024. We talk about Mae West, the television shows “the Americans” “Fawlty Towers, the Democratic Party, and more.
Mar 26, 202454:55
Episode 566 The Z Channel & the Candidate

Episode 566 The Z Channel & the Candidate

Recorded on Sunday, March 3, 2024 we talk about books, "The Honeymooners" the documentary,
"The Z Channel: Magnificent Obsession" and The Manchurian Candidate (1962) plus more.
Mar 25, 202401:44:24
Episode 565 She Done the King Wrong

Episode 565 She Done the King Wrong

Recorded on Saturday, March 2, 2024 we talk about books, the real reason Alana is no longer interested in Jeffrey Epstein, food, the films the king of Marvin Gardens (1972) and the May West classic she done him wrong from (1933)
Mar 21, 202401:04:24
Episode 564 a Ticket & Kids

Episode 564 a Ticket & Kids

Recorded on the afternoon of Friday March 1, 2024. We talk about the upcoming blues festival, getting food from Instacart, Alana not wanting to talk with the kids in her life, Frank Sinatra, dreaming, and more.
Mar 19, 202401:30:45
Episode 563 Time for Limelight

Episode 563 Time for Limelight

Recorded on Sunday, February 25th 2024 rick took a nap and read about the Rat Pack.
Alana is learning about history from a book, we watch the honeymooners. Alana has some math issues that rick has to deal with, we saw the 1961 film
"A Raisin in The Sun" and "Lmelight"
Mar 18, 202401:06:41
Episode 562 Crime & a Movie Night

Episode 562 Crime & a Movie Night

Recorded on Saturday morning, February 24, 2024 we talk about crime, Jackie Gleason, the Sidney Poitier movies
"No Way Out" and "Edge Of The City" plus more.
Mar 14, 202401:24:47
Episode 561 Movie Lists & missionaries

Episode 561 Movie Lists & missionaries

Recorded Friday afternoon on February 23, 2024. We talk about movies, books, missionaries, praying, clubhouse, and virtual dates and more.
Mar 12, 202401:07:46
Episode 560 Coughing, Talking, & Movie Watching,

Episode 560 Coughing, Talking, & Movie Watching,

Recorded on Sunday, February 18, 2024. We talk more about the death of John Lennon. Rick coughed a little bit. We also discuss old news magazines, The films "Tucker: The Man and His Dream" and "The Guns of The Navarone" plus more.
Mar 11, 202401:39:19
Episode 559 Serial Killers and singers

Episode 559 Serial Killers and singers

Recorded on Saturday morning February 17, 2024. We talk about serial killers, the death of John Lennon, the Netflix documentary "the Greatest Night in Pop" and the PBS American Masters special on Sidney Poitier more.
Mar 08, 202401:24:37
Episode 558 Books By Walley

Episode 558 Books By Walley

Recorded on Friday afternoon February 16, 2024. We talk about Joe Biden and dementia the books of Walley Lamb and our dreams.
Mar 06, 202443:54
Episode 557 Fear in the Air

Episode 557 Fear in the Air

Recorded on Sunday, February 11, 2024 we talk about people in bad relationships, food, the movies 'in This Our Life"
"Cape Fear" and "Up in the Air" and more.
Mar 04, 202401:28:03
Episode 556 Two Johns One Kitchen

Episode 556 Two Johns One Kitchen

Recorded on the morning of Saturday, February 10, 2024. We talk about making the bed, prince, autism, and cooking.
Feb 29, 202446:24
Episode 555 Books & Biden

Episode 555 Books & Biden

Recorded on Friday, February 9th 2024 we talk about Joe Rogan, books, MLK, Jr, Joe Biden, and more.
Feb 28, 202401:01:17
Episode 554 Apple Bread & Alcoholism

Episode 554 Apple Bread & Alcoholism

Recorded on Sunday, February 4, 2024. We talk about Cigarettes, apple bread, alcoholism, dementia, the film,
"the Landlord" and the Playhouse 90 production. "The Velvet Alley"
Feb 25, 202452:44
Episode 553 Killing and Kisses

Episode 553 Killing and Kisses

Recorded on the afternoon of Saturday, February 3, 2024. We talk about books, food, we debate a killing, & talk about the film "the Time of Your Life" in the Playhouse 90 episode "Charlie’s Aunt"
Feb 23, 202449:49
Episode 552 Dreaming, Cooking, & Kweli

Episode 552 Dreaming, Cooking, & Kweli

Recorded on Friday morning February 2, 2024. We talk about dreams, cooking, "he honeymooners: the lost episodes"
Talib Kweli and more.
Feb 20, 202453:12
Episode 551 Presidents, Missionaries, & Music

Episode 551 Presidents, Missionaries, & Music

Recorded on Sunday, January 28, 2024. We talk about Joe Biden, missionary work, with relatives, making food the Netflix documentaries "Remastered: Tricky Dick and the Man in Black” and "American Symphony"
Feb 19, 202401:19:59
Episode 550 Tony and Amy

Episode 550 Tony and Amy

Recorded on Saturday afternoon January 27, 2024. We talk about Tony Robbins, getting a late start to our day, the film "Yesterday" and the documentary "Amy".
Feb 16, 202451:36
Episode 549 Cooking & Chair

Episode 549 Cooking & Chair

Recorded on Friday afternoon, January 26, 2024. We talk about cooking, a man who ran from the law, a story that Rick can't get into, Alanas experience with choir this week, and more.
Feb 14, 202456:11
Episode 548 The Military & The Mooners

Episode 548 The Military & The Mooners

Recorded on Saturday, January 20, 2024. We talk about the military Radio Doctors, The Honeymooners" “the Dick Van Dyke show” and More.
Feb 12, 202401:05:06
Episode 547 the Weather Still Sucks

Episode 547 the Weather Still Sucks

Recorded on Friday, January 19, 2024. We continue our discussion about the weather talk about P. Diddy,
"I’ll Fly Away" "the Honeymooners" and more
Feb 09, 202440:52
Episode 546 a bad Reunion Movie

Episode 546 a bad Reunion Movie

Recorded on the morning of Thursday, January 18, 2024. We talk about our continuing weather concerns the TV movie "Mary and Rhoda" the honeymooners, the Mormon church, "I'll Fly Away" and more.
Feb 07, 202401:13:08
Episode 545 The King of the Cold

Episode 545 The King of the Cold

Recorded on the morning of Wednesday, January 17, 2024. We talk about the weather, politics, the Charlie Chaplin film "TheKing of New York" and continue our discussion on "the honeymooners".
Feb 05, 202401:03:39
Episode 544 Alana Saw the Honeymooners

Episode 544 Alana Saw the Honeymooners

Recorded on Tuesday, January 16, 2024. We talk about the death of Joyce Randolph the television program "the Honeymooners" the Bible and more.
Feb 01, 202452:04
Episode 543 the Great Maestro

Episode 543 the Great Maestro

Recorded on Monday January 15, 2024 we talk about the weather the MLK holiday, the film “Maestro” and “the great Gatsby” and more
Jan 30, 202440:48
Episode 542 Powerless in Portland

Episode 542 Powerless in Portland

Recorded on Sunday, January 14, 2024. We have a follow up to the power outage that happened yesterday, we talk about Leonard Bernstein, the afterlife, Alaska, and more.
Jan 28, 202401:13:10
Episode 541 weather weirdness

Episode 541 weather weirdness

Recorded Saturday, January 13, 2024. We talk about the weather, airports, a power outage, Alana and her Baptist history, & more.
Jan 26, 202401:17:43
Episode 540 The Show Before the Snow

Episode 540 The Show Before the Snow

Recorded on Friday morning January 12, 2024. We talk about the lottery, Martin Lawrence, the television program “I’ll fly away” and more.
Jan 24, 202401:00:39
Episode 539 The One About Hawaii

Episode 539 The One About Hawaii

Recorded on Thursday afternoon January 11, 2024. We talked about Alana’s time in Washington state rick’s vacation to Hawaii and more.
Jan 21, 202402:19:16
Episode 538 Sick Rick

Episode 538 Sick Rick

Recorded on Wednesday, December 27, 2023. Rick was sick last night... and this morning. We discussed the end of “Rhoda” the film "Seems Like Old Times" Leonard Bernstein and more.
Jan 10, 202439:24
Episode 537 Santa & Rhoda

Episode 537 Santa & Rhoda

Recorded on December 26, 2023 we talk about the "married with children" Christmas special where santa dies, the Thanksgiving special of "Friends" where Rachel makes a bad desserts. "Rhoda" our plans for travel and more.
Jan 07, 202446:47
Episode 536 Jaylo & the Birthday Boy Part 5

Episode 536 Jaylo & the Birthday Boy Part 5

Recorded on the birthday boys big day December 25, 2023. We talk about the greatness of the birthday boy pornography, the television program, “Rhoda” and much more.
Jan 04, 202401:19:32
Episode 535 Jaylo Loves Jesus: Part 20, Birthday Boy Style

Episode 535 Jaylo Loves Jesus: Part 20, Birthday Boy Style

Recorded on the birthday boys, birthday, in the year of our Lord 2023 we talk about the Bible, including the book of Isaiah, and chapter 2 of Luke
Jan 02, 202422:40
Episode 534 Holiday Specials

Episode 534 Holiday Specials

Recorded on December 24, 2023. We talk about mental illness and friendship the TV shows "Cheers "New Girl" and "Friends" the films "Mother" and "Bugsy Malone" plus more.
Dec 31, 202301:13:10
Episode 533 Psychics & Censorship

Episode 533 Psychics & Censorship

Recorded on Saturday afternoon December 23, 2023. We talk about psychics, mediums, Thanksgiving specials, censorship and more.
Dec 28, 202301:03:02
Episode 532 Hazelnut Headaches

Episode 532 Hazelnut Headaches

Recorded on Sunday morning December 17, 2023. We talk about our experiences with hazelnut the afterlife marriage the television program “Rhoda” the Albert Brooks movies, “Modern Romance”and “The Muse” plus more.
Dec 27, 202301:35:24
Episode 531 Safety Blankets

Episode 531 Safety Blankets

Recorded on Saturday, December 16th 2023. We talk about blankets, Instacart a bad episode of Rhoda Alana being sleepy the documentary "Alive Inside" and the Albert Brooks motion picture "Real Life" and more
Dec 23, 202344:23
Episode 530 Grand Theft and Death

Episode 530 Grand Theft and Death

Recorded on the afternoon of Friday, December 15, 2023. We talk about the game, "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" the band Everclear, debate death politics and more.
Dec 21, 202301:17:39
Episode 529 FaceTime and Ice

Episode 529 FaceTime and Ice

Recorded on Sunday, December 10, 2023. We talk about how small our community is, Alana’s issues with FaceTime and her mother, Vanilla Ice, cinnamon rolls Rhoda, seeing live music and more.
Dec 19, 202301:38:05
Episode 528 No Test Needed

Episode 528 No Test Needed

Recorded on Saturday morning December 9, 2023. We have issues getting groceries from Instacart. Alana knows that she’s not dyslexic, but can’t prove it. We watched the television show "Rhoda" the HBO documentary "Albert Brooks: Defending my Life" and the film "The Two Mrs. Carrolls" plus more
Dec 18, 202358:49