Ride Home Reviews
By Ride Home Reviews
Ride Home ReviewsSep 01, 2018
Troop Zero - Ride Home Reviews New Stream Review
In rural 1977 Georgia, a misfit girl dreams of life in outer space. When a competition offers her a chance to be recorded on NASA's Golden Record, she recruits a makeshift troop of Birdie Scouts, forging friendships that last a lifetime.
Directors: Bert (as Bert & Bertie), Bertie (as Bert & Bertie)
Writers: Lucy Alibar (screenplay), Lucy Alibar
Stars: Mckenna Grace, Viola Davis, Jim Gaffigan
Likes: Concepts of gender non-conforming roles and the golden record, music and direction
Dislikes: Predictable story filled with cliches
What to watch for: The character of Smash portrayed by Johanna Colon
MY rating: Yes
Captain Fantastic - #RetroReview
In the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a parent.
Director: Matt Ross
Writer: Matt Ross
Stars: Viggo Mortensen, George MacKay, Samantha Isler
Likes: The Story, The Cast, The Direction, Cinematography
Dislikes: The ending. The Title
What to Watch For: How the scenery changes the attitude of the kids.
MY Rating: Yes.
Bombshell - New Stream Review - Ride Home Reviews Episode 428
A group of women take on Fox News head Roger Ailes and the toxic atmosphere he presided over at the network.
Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Charles Randolph
Stars: Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie
Likes: The first act, the cast, the makeup
Dislikes: the second and third acts, the misuse of the cast, too much focus on the anatgonist.
What to watch for: The editing especially in the first act
MY rating: No
The Opposite of Sex - #RetroReview
A 16-year-old girl visits her gay half-brother and ends up seducing his boyfriend, thus wreaking havoc on all of their lives.
Director: Don Roos
Writer: Don Roos
Stars: Christina Ricci, Martin Donovan, Lisa Kudrow
Likes: The Story. Lisa Kudrow
Dislikes: The majority of the cast. The direction.
What to Watch for : Lisa Kudrow is brilliant. She's the only reason to watch this movie.
MY rating: No
Ford vs. Ferrari - New Movie
American car designer Carroll Shelby and driver Ken Miles battle corporate interference and the laws of physics to build a revolutionary race car for Ford in order to defeat Ferrari at the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 1966.
Director: James Mangold
Writers: Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth
Stars: Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Jon Bernthal
Likes: Christian Bale, Cinematography, Editing, Pacing
Dislikes; Underwhelming story concept, the ending.
What to Watch for: A particular shot during the Daytona race scene.
MY Rating: Yes
Haywire - #RetroReview
A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission.
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Writer: Lem Dobbs
Stars: Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender
Likes: Fight Choreography including the editing during it.
Dislikes: Everything else
What to watch for: The use of sound during the hand to hand moments
MY Rating: #%$ NO!
Book Smart - New Stream Review
On the eve of their high school graduation, two academic superstars and best friends realize they should have worked less and played more. Determined not to fall short of their peers, the girls try to cram four years of fun into one night.
Director: Olivia Wilde
Writers: Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins
Stars: Kaitlyn Dever, Beanie Feldstein, Jessica Williams
Likes: The cast, editing, the theme hitting you right at the beginning.
Dislikes: Pacing, predictable, cliched, some of the comic timing
What to watch for: Billie Lourd's performance
MY rating: ...meh...
The Florida Project - #RetroReview
Set over one summer, the film follows precocious six-year-old Moonee as she courts mischief and adventure with her ragtag playmates and bonds with her rebellious but caring mother, all while living in the shadows of Walt Disney World.
Director: Sean Baker
Writers: Sean Baker, Chris Bergoch
Stars: Brooklynn Prince, Bria Vinaite, Willem DafoeStars:
Likes: Pacing, Direction, Brooklynn Prince's performance
Dislikes: Lack of back story with Willem Defoe's character, the very last scene.
What to Watch for: The bathtub shots.
MY Rating: Yes
New Review: The Banker
In the 1960s two African-American entrepreneurs hire a working-class white man to pretend to be the head of their business empire while they pose as a janitor and chauffeur.
Director: George Nolfi
Writers: Brad Kane (story by), Niceole R. Levy (screenplay by)
Stars: Samuel L. Jackson, Nicholas Hoult, Anthony Mackie
Likes: The Cast, the story, the score
Dislikes: Some character and plot choices, didn't like the ending monologue
What to Watch For: The subtle use of Taylor Black's character
MY rating: Yes
RetroReview - Elizabeth: The Golden Age
A mature Queen Elizabeth endures multiple crises late in her reign including court intrigues, an assassination plot, the Spanish Armada, and romantic disappointments.
Director: Shekhar Kapur
Writers: William Nicholson, Michael Hirst
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen, Geoffrey Rush
Likes: Art Direction, Costumes, Production Design
Dislikes: Pacing was terrible, Story elements were confusing, the direction
What to Watch for: Cate Blanchett reprising her role as Elizabeth
MY rating: No
The Last Black Man in San Francisco
A young man searches for home in the changing city that seems to have left him behind.
Director: Joe Talbot
Writers: Jimmie Fails (story), Joe Talbot (story)
Stars: Jimmie Fails, Jonathan Majors, Rob Morgan
Likes: Cast, Story, Cinematography
Dislikes: Needed a little more backstory, parts of third act seemed rushed
What to Watch for: The subtle art of the camerawork.
MY rating: Yes
New Format For The Time Being
Due to the Corona Virus, the theatres have been shut down so we will be changing the format of the show right now. We will be doing streaming the whole time. So the podcast will be have retro reviews on Tuesdays at 6 and newer streaming and originals on Thursdays at 6. So subscribe now on your favorite podcast platform as well as follow on Instagram and like on Facebook. We will also be restarting our YouTube channel as well. Look to see you there!
The Invisible Man
When Cecilia's abusive ex takes his own life and leaves her his fortune, she suspects his death was a hoax. As a series of coincidences turn lethal, Cecilia works to prove that she is being hunted by someone nobody can see.
Director: Leigh Whannell
Writers: Leigh Whannell (screenplay by), Leigh Whannell (screen story by)
Stars: Elisabeth Moss, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Harriet Dyer
Likes: The cast, the concept, the story
Dislikes: Acting of the antagonist, lack of more visual effects,
What to listen for: the sound design
MY rating: Meh...
Inside Llewyn Davis
A week in the life of a young singer as he navigates the Greenwich Village folk scene of 1961.
Directors: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Writers: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Stars:Oscar Isaac, Carey Mulligan, John Goodman
Likes: Oscar Isaac, the supporting cast, the cat motif
Dislikes: Didn't like the cinematography, didn't like overall feel
What to watch for: The scene with Isaac, Justin Timberlake and Adam Driver
MY rating: Meh
Marriage Story
Noah Baumbach's incisive and compassionate look at a marriage breaking up and a family staying together.
Director: Noah Baumbach
Writer: Noah Baumbach
Stars: Adam Driver, Scarlett Johansson, Julia Greer
Likes: The cast, the direction, the structure
Dislikes: Muted plot point, Cinmatography
What to Watch For: The climactic scene between Johansson and Adam Driver
MY Rating: Hell Yes!
Colossal
loria is an out-of-work party girl forced to leave her life in New York City and move back home. When reports surface that a giant creature is destroying Seoul, she gradually comes to the realization that she is somehow connected to this phenomenon.
Director:Nacho Vigalondo
Writer: Nacho Vigalondo
Stars: Anne Hathaway, Jason Sudeikis, Austin Stowell
Likes: The cast, The concept, the structure of the film
Dislikes: Key backstory elements were missing, lack of resolution with some characters.
MY rating: meh
Birds of Prey
After splitting with the Joker, Harley Quinn joins superheroes Black Canary, Huntress and Renee Montoya to save a young girl from an evil crime lord.
Director: Cathy Yan
Writer: Christina Hodson
Stars: Margot Robbie, Rosie Perez, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Likes: Art Direction, visuals, Margot Robbie
Dislikes: Direction, Lack of energy from the rest of the cast, unnecessary rating.
What to Watch for: Harley Quinn on skates
MY rating: No.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart.
Director: Edgar Wright
Writers: Michael Bacall (screenplay), Edgar Wright (screenplay)
Stars: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin
Likes: The cast, visual style, sound design
Dislikes: Got gimmicky, story tapered off between second and third act.
What to watch for: The animation interludes
MY rating: Meh....
The Gentleman
An American expat tries to sell off his highly profitable marijuana empire in London, triggering plots, schemes, bribery and blackmail in an attempt to steal his domain out from under him.
Director: Guy Ritchie
Writers: Guy Ritchie (screenplay by), Guy Ritchie (story by)
Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Charlie Hunnam, Michelle Dockery
Likes: The cast and the characters they played. The music.
Dislikes: The pacing was slow. Cliche'd story elements. Not what you would expect from a Guy Ritchie Film
What to Watch For: Matthew McConaughey's 3rd act monologue
MY rating: No.
Game of Thrones Season 8
Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years.
Creators: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Stars: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington
Likes; Visual Effects, the epic scale. the dragons
Dislikes: The last three episodes, the unnecessary romances, the change in direction with Danaerys.
Favorite Episode: The Long Night
MY Rating: No.
On the Basis of Sex
The true story of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, her struggles for equal rights, and the early cases of a historic career that lead to her nomination and confirmation as U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice.
Director: Mimi Leder
Writer: Daniel Stiepleman
Stars: Felicity Jones, Armie Hammer, Justin Theroux
Likes: The cast, The costuming, the first act was very good.
Dislikes: The lack of chemistry between Jones and Hammer, the case they chose was dull, seemed very cliche at points.
What to watch for: The performance of Cailee Spaeny
MY Rating: meh
Runaways Season 3
After discovering their parents are super-villains in disguise, a group of teenagers band together to run away from their homes in order to atone for their parents' actions and to discover the secrets of their origins.
Creators: Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz
Stars: Rhenzy Feliz, Lyrica Okano, Virginia Gardner
Likes: Elizabeth Hurley as Morgan Le Fay, Cloak and Dagger crossover
Dislikes: Alien/Parent story arc should not have resolved in season 2. Limited development of the new villain. Last episode was terrible. Acting and CG was terrible. They almost completely mailed it in on their final season.
Favorite Episode: Devil's Torture Chamber
MY Rating: No
The Farewell
A Chinese family discovers their grandmother has only a short while left to live and decide to keep her in the dark, scheduling a wedding to gather before she dies.
Director: Lulu Wang
Writer: Lulu Wang
Stars: Shuzhen Zhao, Awkwafina, X Mayo
Likes: The cast, The Story concept, the direction
Dislikes: The ending
What to Watch for: A look into the Chinese/Chinese American cultural differences.
MY rating: Yes
The Crown Season 3
Follows the political rivalries and romance of Queen Elizabeth II's reign and the events that shaped the second half of the twentieth century.
Creator: Peter Morgan
Stars: Claire Foy, Olivia Colman, Matt Smith
Likes: Feel of the show, the new cast, being a procedural
Dislikes: Not enough Helena Bonham Carter, the Prime Minister political tension wasn't detailed enough.
Favorite Episode: Tywysog Cymru
My rating: Yes
Just Mercy
World-renowned civil rights defense attorney Bryan Stevenson works to free a wrongly condemned death row prisoner.
Director: Destin Daniel Cretton
Writers: Destin Daniel Cretton, Andrew Lanham
Stars: Brie Larson, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Foxx
Likes: Make up, hair and production design, Characters Performance
Dislikes: Underwhelming story, Major unnecessary scene, not enough tension
What to Watch For: End credit pictures
MY rating: Meh
Good Boys
Three 6th grade boys ditch school and embark on an epic journey while carrying accidentally stolen drugs, being hunted by teenage girls, and trying to make their way home in time for a long-awaited party.
Director: Gene Stupnitsky
Writers: Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky
Stars: Jacob Tremblay, Keith L. Williams, Brady Noon
Likes: The direction, the cast
Dislikes: Not much.
What to watch for: The montage at the end.
MY Rating: Yes.
1917
Two young British soldiers during the First World War are given an impossible mission: deliver a message deep in enemy territory that will stop 1,600 men, and one of the soldiers' brothers, from walking straight into a deadly trap.
Director: Sam Mendes
Writers: Sam Mendes, Krysty Wilson-Cairns
Stars: Dean-Charles Chapman, George MacKay, Daniel Mays
Likes: Cinematography, Sound Design, Production Design, Use of the cast
Dislikes: Lack of character development, editing was muted
What to Watch for: Where the cuts happened.
MY rating: Yes
The Mandalorian
The travels of a lone bounty hunter in the outer reaches of the galaxy, far from the authority of the New Republic.
Creator: Jon Favreau
Stars: Pedro Pascal, Carl Weathers, Gina Carano
Likes: The story, settings, costumes and makeup. Plus, the "feel"
Dislikes: Got a little dry in the middle episodes, some of the CG was not up to par.
Favorite episodes:
MY rating: Yes!
Best and Worst of 2019
Here is my Best and Worst List
Best:
Roma, Joker, The Lighthouse, Parasite, The Irishman
Worst:
The Lion King, Gemini Man, X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Honorable TV Mentions:
Stranger Things 3, Good Omens
Hidden Gem:
Rare Exports
Uncut Gems
A charismatic New York City jeweler always on the lookout for the next big score, makes a series of high-stakes bets that could lead to the windfall of a lifetime. Howard must perform a precarious high-wire act, balancing business, family, and encroaching adversaries on all sides, in his relentless pursuit of the ultimate win.
Directors:Benny Safdie, Josh Safdie
Writers: Ronald Bronstein, Josh Safdie |
Stars: Adam Sandler, Julia Fox, Kevin Garnett
Likes: Composition choices, editing, pacing, Kevin Garnett and Adam Sandler performances
Dislikes: Lack of backstory in some parts, the Julia Fox/Adam Sandler relationship.
What to Watch For: The theme of dodging bullets.
MY Rating: Yes
Game of Thrones Season 7
Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years.
Creators: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Stars: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington
Likes: The pacing, the battles, the connection of the characters and the flow of the story.
Dislikes: The abbreviated season, Arya and Bran's story arcs from previous seasons. Jon Snow and Daenarys romance.
Favorite Episode: Dragonstone (7.1)
MY Rating: Yes
The Irishman
A mob hitman recalls his possible involvement with the slaying of Jimmy Hoffa.
Director: Martin Scorsese
Writers: Steven Zaillian (screenplay), Charles Brandt (book)
Stars: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci
What I liked: Just about everything. The cast, the story, the direction, the setting...
What I didn't like: Deniro's de-aging, a couple of dialogue bits at the end were out of place.
What to watch for: Al Pacino's performance.
MY Rating: Hell YES!
Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once more in the final chapter of the Skywalker saga.
Director:J.J. Abrams
Writers: Chris Terrio (screenplay by), J.J. Abrams (screenplay by)
Stars: Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver
What I liked: The New Locations, The Closure of the Kylo Ren/Rey Story, vindication for a couple of classic characters.
What I didn't like: Story was rushed in Act 1 and 3. The story was incomplete for a couple of the new characters. felt that The Last Jedi was cast aside as a storytelling tool.
What to Watch for: Cameos.
MY rating: Meh
Honey Boy
A young actor's stormy childhood and early adult years as he struggles to reconcile with his father and deal with his mental health.
Director: Alma Har'el
Writer: Shia LaBeouf
Stars: Shia LaBeouf, Lucas Hedges, Noah Jupe
Likes: Noah Jupe, the editing
Dislikes: The story was predictable, the chemistry between Jupe and LaBeouf couldve been better.
What to watch for: The opening scene and the pacing of it through the edit.
MY Rating: Meh
Rare Exports
In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 meters deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas. The time has come to dig it up. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus.
Director: Jalmari Helander
Writers: Jalmari Helander, Jalmari Helander (based on the original idea by) (as The Helander Brothers)
Stars: Jorma Tommila, Onni Tommila, Peeter Jakobi
Likes: Cast, Original Story, Cinematography
Dislikes: Would have liked a little more background.
What to Watch for: Female Representation
MY rating: Yes.
Queen and Slim
A couple's first date takes an unexpected turn when a police officer pulls them over.
Director: Melina Matsoukas
Writers: Lena Waithe (screenplay by), James Frey (story by)
Stars: Daniel Kaluuya, Jodie Turner-Smith, Bokeem Woodbine
Likes: Daniel Kaluuya and Jodie Turner Smith, the use of narration, the cinematography
Dislikes: The length, the lack of development with secondary characters
What to watch for: The use of vehicles within the three act structure.
MY rating: Yes.
Game of Thrones Season 6
Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years.
Creators:David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Stars: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington
Likes: The accelerated pace mid way through the season, the conclusion of some characters, the season ending was powerful.
Dislikes: The plodding pace at the beginning of the season. Not a fan of Bran's story.
Favorite Episode: The Broken Man
MY Rating: Yes.
Knives Out
A detective investigates the death of a patriarch of an eccentric, combative family.
Director: Rian Johnson
Writer: Rian Johnson
Stars: Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas
Likes: The cast, the editing, Daniel Craig
Dislikes: Thought the story was too predictable for this highly skilled cast.
What to Watch for: The Coffee Mug
MY Rating: Yes.
American Horror Story: Apocalypse
An anthology series centering on different characters and locations, including a house with a murderous past, an insane asylum, a witch coven, a freak show circus, a haunted hotel, a possessed farmhouse, a cult, the apocalypse, and a slasher summer camp.
Creators: Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy
Stars: Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Emma Roberts
Likes: The cast, the throwback to other seasons.
Dislikes: The overall story, the antagonist, misuse of cast
Favorite Episode: Return to Murder House
MY rating: No
New Movie of the Week: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Based on the true story of a real-life friendship between Fred Rogers and journalist Tom Junod.
Director: Marielle Heller
Writers: Micah Fitzerman-Blue, Noah Harpster
Stars: Tom Hanks, Matthew Rhys, Chris Cooper
Likes: Tom Hanks, the transitions done in a "Mr. Rogers Style"
Dislikes: I didn't like the focus of the story not being Mr. Rogers. I wasn't invested in the character that was the focus.
What to Watch for: The fourth wall break in the third act.
MY rating: Meh
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
A sequel, of sorts, to Breaking Bad following Jesse Pinkman after the events captured in the finale of Breaking Bad. Jesse is now on the run, as a massive police manhunt for him is in operation.
Director: Vince Gilligan
Writers: Vince Gilligan,
Stars: Aaron Paul, Jonathan Banks, Matt Jones
Likes: Great to see the characters again. Jesse Plemons was excellent
Dislikes: Really didn't need this story and it was kind of flat.
What to watch for: Robert Forster
MY Rating: Meh
Parasite
All unemployed, Ki-taek and his family take peculiar interest in the wealthy and glamorous Parks, as they ingratiate themselves into their lives and get entangled in an unexpected incident.
Director: Bong Joon Ho
Writers: Han Jin Won (screenplay), Bong Joon Ho (screenplay)
Stars: Kang-ho Song, Sun-kyun Lee, Yeo-jeong Jo
Likes: The cast, the direction, the camera work
Dislikes: The third act seemed to slow down a bit more than it should
What to watch for: The choreography of the con in the second act.
MY rating: Hell, yes!
Game of Thrones Season 5
Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years.
Creators: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Stars: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington
Likes: The development of the Sparrows. The closure of the Barathians. The character of Ramsey Bolton
Dislikes: The various non stories. Arya Stark's journey, Danareys being queen. Where was Bran Stark?
Favorite Episode: Hardhome
MY rating; Meh
Jo Jo Rabbit
A young boy in Hitler's army finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writers: Christine Leunens (novel), Taika Waititi (screenplay
Stars: Roman Griffin Davis, Thomasin McKenzie, Scarlett Johansson
Likes: The cast, the story, the feel and pacing of the film
Dislikes: Not a whole lot
What to watch for: Taika Waititi's role as Hitler
MY rating: Hell yes!
Harriet
The extraordinary tale of Harriet Tubman's escape from slavery and transformation into one of America's greatest heroes, whose courage, ingenuity, and tenacity freed hundreds of slaves and changed the course of history.
Director: Kasi Lemmons
Writers: Gregory Allen Howard (screenplay by), Kasi Lemmons (screenplay by)
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Leslie Odom Jr., Joe Alwyn
Likes: Cynthia Erivo, the overall story, the historical aspect
Dislikes: The performance of the slave owners, lack of intensity
What to Watch For: More facts on Harriet Tubman just before the credits and the tintype photos of the cast during the credits
MY rating: Meh....
The Lighthouse
The hypnotic and hallucinatory tale of two lighthouse keepers on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.
Director: Robert Eggers
Writers: Max Eggers, Robert Eggers
Stars: Willem Dafoe, Robert Pattinson, Valeriia Karaman
What did I like: The feel of the film, cinematography, the cast
What I didn't like: Not much
What to watch for: Willem Defoe's Performance, I smell Oscar
MY rating: Hell Yes!
Game of Thrones Season 4
Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years.
Creators: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Stars: Emilia Clarke, Peter Dinklage, Kit Harington
Likes: Cinematography, Settings, Production Design, Costumes, really liked how it started and ended.
Dislikes: The lull in the middle of the season, needed more of Bran Stark's journey. Peter Dinklage and Pedro Pascal really stood out this season.
Favorite episodes:
MY rating: Yes.
Zombieland: Double Tap
Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writers: Dave Callaham (screenplay), Rhett Reese (screenplay)
Stars: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone
What I liked: Camera work, editing, cast
What I didn't like: Story was not compelling, unnecessary sequel.
What to Watch for: Stay to the end.
MY rating: Meh
On the Mend: The TV Series
So, I had a stroke, right? Well, that gave me some time to watch some stuff while I was recovering.
Here is a list of the series' I watched.
Orange is the New Black Season 7 (Final Season)
The Flash Season 5
The Walking Dead Season 9
Shameless Season 9
Game of Thrones Seasons 1-3
What are your thoughts on any of these seasons? I was underwhelmed with most the exception being Game of Thrones.
New Movie of the Week: Gemini Man
An over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself.
Director: Ang Lee
Writers: David Benioff (screenplay), Billy Ray (screenplay)
Stars: Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Clive Owen
Likes: De-aged Will Smith (most of the movie) Columbia fight scene
Dislikes: Everything
What to Watch for: Nothing
MY rating: Hell No