Roaming Reigns

Howdy y'all. This one is from February 6 2023. Recorded and banked since I figured I would get into a regular rhythm of podcasting again. Rest assured, I will be. Forgot what I talked aboujt, but I'm thinking it's flicks, rasslin, and the things I currently obsess over. Good ole times. Enjoy my musings, apologies for the audio quality. If you turn it up you can hear me fine. I tried recording using the computer mic and my earbuds. I will probably have to find a new microphone. Worry not! Let me know how the quality is. I do have tons more to share, soon! Until then, love y'all. AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

Yule shoot yer eye out kid. Or not. Some new developments. Thanks for listening. Do better. Try not to stay mad. Love youse guys. Al rato, vatos. Feliz Noche Buena-Buena-Eve! ORALE!

Sup? It's not Turkey Day. It's THANKS-GIVING-DAY. The name and intention is in the title. But also, I've never watched FRIENDS so I don't get the joke. Or do I? Kick back and enjoy some ThanksGIVING Day chat with your friendly neighborhood pod. HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST BAY BAY! All this talk of food is making me hungry and I have to go make this fucking CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING SPECIAL WORK, so I'll say Happy Thanksgiving to you and all yours, and enjoy the holiday. P.S. Black Friday isn't really a holiday, but I don't mind having it off with pay. AL RATO VATOS & HYNAS! ORALE! 

Sup? Gotta upload this quick. Love y'all. Miss y'all. Feel that love. And keep listening in Columbus, OH, Canada, GERMANY! GET JABBED! AL RATO VATOS! ORALE! ENJOY!

RCUBED Numero 99. Almost to 100! Listen and creep on it. Tell yer friends. Fun at parties. Enjoy! AL RATO VATO, ORALE! (Number 2 of the Omnicrom episodes. I don't remember it at all!)

6 months later.....I'm alive. And kickin. Motherfuckahs! Orale! Al Rato! Laterz

We back. AL rato vato! HELL PASO'S BEST MUFUCKIN PODCAST 2022!

What up?

Hellow and welcome to the Punishercast. Aka RCUBED aka the Roaming Reigns Radio hour. I am not Frank Castle. I'm not Machete. I'm not The Punisher. I'm not Desperado. I'm just your humble pod host from HELL PASO. The hostest with the mostest. the best motherfucking pod in Hell Paso, it's me! And I have come home after a WHIRLWIND weekend at TESD Town. For those of you clipping audio of my podcast, and sharing it, I have a few sound bites in there JUST FOR YOU! Also, I had a blast, and survived holiday travel. I enjoyed the flights this time, the Airbinb sucked, but it was all good. And I wasn't alone, did I mention that? Anyway, y'all cant tell me nothing because the TESD BLACK FRIDAY weekend went off without a hitch, against all odds, I was there live and in the flesh and in color, and it was a fun time! Thank you to Bryan Johnson, Maribeth Holtel Johnson, and Colonel Q for their time and their hospitality! I won't ruin the details but please enjoy, haters, trolls, and actual chill listeners will enjoy this one! Until next time, I love you all, fuck AIR CANADA, FUCK SOUNDCLOUD, FUCK TARGET! Wash your hands, wear your mask, get a booster shot, and wash yo butt! AL RATO VATOS. LATERZ!. ORALE!

Hellow and welcome to Hell Paso's best motherfucking podcast bar none! Here there be good news and positivity and jolly good cheers! It's the week before Thanksgiving, Thanksgivng EVE and here I be to regale you with stories of my first week back at the library! It's all good, it includes Thanksgiving luncheons and pumpkin pie and coffee and iced tea and pumpkin cupcakes. It's a pretty sweet spot. Can't complain. I also talk about my new coworkers, they're very nice, and of course the hours are GREAT! I get to sleep in! It's going to be a short work week, with pay, and then it's wheels up. Gotta get back to where I belong. Never Planes, Trains, and Automobiled it before. But I will. I'm over my cold, and I just got a negative rona test! I'm ready to roll. Anyway, I discuss to you the new movies I watched Ghostbusters Afterlife (brliefly) and go more into detail with The Eternals. Good flicks, and also my Paranomal Activity maraton recently. Goddamn streaming services. Loving Sirius XM Turbo and all the new old 2000s music. Finally I discuss Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy! I got my 3rd JAB. Making it the 5th vaccine I've gotten this year haha! I'm a mutant now!  Anyway, enjoy the show, Tweet at @RoamingReignz or IG @Nononsensemofo and let me feel the love back! Love you guys. Get jabbed, wash hands, wash butt, keep the fuck away 6 feet or more plz. Fuck the noise and the nonsense, fuck the negative, and most of all you LOVE TO LISTEN, so thank you, whoever you are Columbus, OH! AL RATO VATO, ORALE! LATERS! LOVE YOU FUCKERS!

Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST. Bar none! New beginnings, new changes coming. Some hams to start off the day. Some new news and exciting changes. Some surprised coming. And now also an extra jab. I talk about music, a new spooky movie, and the AEW PPV known as FULL GEAR that left me wanting more. For now I won't ruin more of the show but thanks for listening all over and thank you for supporting and sharing. The Twitter is @RoamingReignz. I forgot to mention Hitchhikers Guide but I will next week. Get the booster, wash your hands, wash your ass, stay 6 feet away, and thanks for all the fish. Love you all for listening. Al rato! Vato! Orale. LATERS!

Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST BAR NONE. You're listening to R CUBED! The Roaming Reigns Radio Hour. Also, fuck your Netflix and your Hulu! Incorrect password MY ASS! I don't need Netflix. Paramount PLUS MOTHAFUCKAHS! Also I got DVDs and Amazon VIdeo son! Haha, anyway hi and welcome to the best podcast in all of Texas and especially West TX. Shout out to all the listeners all the Roamiez. Love y'all from Europe and Canada and the States. Sup Columbus OHIO! I see you! Anyway, today I start with some McRib talk aka the RIBWICH, some new Slipknot jams, and stories of upcoming life changes. Then I venture back into the paranormal. Idk if I already mentioned this story in a previous episode, but it's a pretty fucking good one. No spoilers. Listen! I had a lot of fun doing this episode! Until next time, enjoy the R Cubed goodness, the yucks, the rants, and as always wash your hands, wash your butt, get your flu shot, and keep 6 feet the FUCK away from me. Everyone in Canada step it up, They're loving the show in Europe it's crazy! AL RATO VATO, LATERS! ORALE! Fuck Soundcloud and Target! haha

HAPPY HALLOWEEN everybody! This is the spoopy Halloween 2021 episode of RCubed! Here there be spooky movies, good news, some spooky music recommendations, and my one paranormal experience from when I was 10 or so. I won't spoil much but come get your yuckz, your Halloween spookiness, and your Roaming Reigns Radio Hour fix! Check your candy for razor blades and what not. Wash your hands, wash your ass, and keep it spooky! Enjoy the show! I love each and every one of you! AL RATO VATOS Y ROMIEZ! ORALE! LATERZ!

First let's ALL WISH A HAPPY BIRTYDAY to Throbby. Hellow! Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST. Bar None! Undisputed. Unusurpable. Unimitable. I have come back with the spoopy. Back in black. Back with a deep raspy congested voice from vaping and from the bipolar Hell Paso weather. This week's episode some work talk, some plans talk, some scary spoopy talk, and some HALLOWEEN KILLS spoilers and reviews. This isn't a review podcast but that shit pissed me off so you're gonna hear about it. I also shout out some other people's birthdays and wish well to some homies. There's not enough hours in the day so here's the episode after I've been working on the yard, and getting shit done, and working 60 hour weeks. I still fucks with scary movies.  I'll mention more about it next week. 14 days until Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. SILVER SHAMROCK! Oh and also 40 days until black friday. Anyway, get jabbed, wash your hands, wear a mask, stay 6 feet away, and wash your ass and your hands. Happy Birfday Throbby. Al Rato Vato. ORALE! LATERZ! Follow the show's twitter @RoamingReignz or insta at @NoNonsenseMofo. Love youse guys! Keep it spooky. 

VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES AND WITCHES AND GHOULS! OH MY! Hellow boo-oys and ghoulz! Welcome to HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST. I'm the pod HOST with the MOST, babes! Anyway, hope you liked the spooky intro. Took me a minute. Here's a return to form with the type of shit I love to talk about interspersed with real talk and shit. I had my coffee today. I won't spoil it but it's spooky talk, music and movies and life and work and stuff. Check it out. IF YOU DARE! Al rato vatos, homies, and ROMIEZ! LATERSZ! ORALE! Get at the show's TWITTER @ROAMINGREIGNZ or @NONONSENSEMOFO on twitter or INSTA. Check it OOT!

Hellow and welcome to R CUBED. HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! If you're still listening, I LOVE YOUSE. If you're not, don't message me to tell me! haha Here I join you post 2 concert shows in 1 week. Safely masked, distanced, disinfeced, and double vaxxed and all. I drove across two states for my favorite death metal band in the world. I drove down the street for one of my favorite metal bands of the late 90s. Concerts post COVIDverse are different. Been a while since my last road trip. Another Airbnb stay. Another long weekend, and new news from work. I'm almost 6 months at my job and I couldn't be prouder. It's not easy but it's a laugh. Here I mention something at the top of the show, a random weird DM about being unfollowed. Try to follow it if you can. I'd rather not expound too much on it but there it is. My takeaway is, whatever bullshit you hear whatever reason you have to unfollow me, just unfollow without a preamble or an explanation. I'll survive. Until then, enjoy the new episode since it's now the FIRST EPISODE OF FALL! Get jabbed. Take your vitamins. Wash your hands and your bum. Stay 6 feet away, mask up, and fuck Soundcloud and Fuck Target. Enjoy the show. Much love to you all. AL RATO VATOS! ORALE!

Where be my mind? Hello and welcome to Hell Paso's BEST motherfucking podcast R CUBED! Here I delve into The Night House and James Wan's New flick MALIGNANT! It was pretty awesome. I went on a spooky double feature totally on a whim. I also recommend other scary flicks since I don't wait until Halloween to watch them! Gotta watch the Packers/Saints game today as NFL Footbal returns. I also mention a few live rock shows coming up! Prepare for some yucks and some good ole RCUBED goodness. Until next time kiddies. I love y'all. Fuck Soundcloud and Target. Love for Anchor and SPotify! Enjoy the show and thanks for listening as always!

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! IT's LABOUR DAY in the USA. I WILL BE WEARING WHITE TOMORROW. What's been up since August? Listen and see. Enjoy the jams, enjoy the coffee and car washes and of course lots of RASSLIN talk. Also I'm working like crazy. Rock shows and movies and wrestling PPVs oh MY! Movie reviews and shit like that. Just listen. I love you all. Thanks for continuing to inspire me! FUCK SOUNDCLOUD AND TARGET. love to anchor and Spotify! Wash your hands wash your butt, and ALWAYS BET ON RED! AL RATO VATOS. @RoamingReignz on Twitter. LATERZ!

SUMMER SLAM 2021 tonight. BEST IN THE WORLD RETURNS. Your favorite neighborhood podcast returns! Music and movies and books and impressions, OH MY! LISTEN TO THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST IN HELL PASO. I DID A THING with my HAIR or whats LEFT. FUCK IT. CHECK IT OUT. ALSO MASK UP, JAB UP, and SHUT UP! BE SAFE. I LOVE ALL LISTENERS. EVEN THE NUTTY ONES. HELLO EUROPE. HELLO CANADA. HELLO PITT. HELLOW CALI. HELLOW KANSAS. HELLO NEBRASKA. Love you all. FUCK TARGET. FUCK SOUNDCLOUD. Love you SPOTIFY and ANCHOR! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! Anyway, lucha rules. Enjoy the funny. Tweet @ROAMINGREIGNZ. Al Rato Vato. Shout out to the SCOTTISH LAD! ORALE!

WELCOME TO HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART! FOR SUNDAY AUGUST 8! I'm getting into the future plans, new yobs, new prospects, and my opinions on things like BABY SHOWERS, MAWWEEEDGE, and shit. Also some TV, Movies, and THE SUICIDE SQUAD spoilerz! JOIN ME ON FEAR HELL PASO STREET 2021, WON'T YOU? TWEET @RoamingReignz and also if you know any graphic designers I need a new logo! WASH YOUR HANDS. WASH YOUR BUTTHOLE. WEAR THE MASK. AND GIVE ME 12 FEET OF SPACE YO! Time to get back to it! LOVE YOU GUYS FOR LISTENING! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! 

(28 DAYZ LATER...........) Guess whoz back? Back again. Roman's back. Tell a friend! ORALE! AL RATO! 

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! USA! USA! USA! Now that I got that patriotism out of the way since this is MURRICA, welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast. BAR NONE! The undisputed heavyweight champion of El Paso PODS! R CUBED. ROAMING REIGNZ RADIO! This week it's almost Independence Day 2021. I talk about IJ, the movie, the free hoodie, and more movies and cinematic experiences and popcorn. I talk about half days and library contests and new job prospects. But then I get real with a story about a blonde and me and a movie house. You know, where they show talkies? Motion pictures? The Alamo Drafthouse! I also talk about yoga, losing weight again, and smoothies. My all time new top winner of course. New music and horns up to AT the GATES for putting out more new music into the world. Thank God for the library so I can find and watch movies I don't have. Thank God for car washes and wifi and Spotify and Anchor. Fuck SoundCloud. AT OUR WORST please come back BUD! Anyway, fire off some firecrackers or guns, grill some meats (I won't be doing any of that shit.) and celebrate OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY (I'll be having a double feature of these movies tomorrow!) Enjoy your weekend and enjoy the pod! Wash your hands, your butt, wear your mask (I STILL DO) and stay the fuck 6 feet away from me! AL RATO VATOS and ROMIES. LATERS! LOVE Y'ALL! ENJOY!

Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST M'FN podcart, the un-usurpsed, unsullied podcast R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). This week it's a continuation of the DEE DEE saga, the conclusion anyway. Also I went to see Fast 9 at a packed theater next to some chud kid that wiped his hands on his pants every single time he ate popcorn. Fucking idiot! I give some news from work, good and bad and the palatable. I rant and rave on mawwedge and the like. I also mention the big news from last week! It's popping off. And I spoil but give a brief review on Fast 9. Enjoy the show kids! Good song to intro the podcart. From the F9 playlist. It also kind of applies so it's apropos to this podcast. It's too hot to write any other details except I shout out some people, I wink at others, and here is this week's episode. Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Love you Anchor and Spotify. Wash your hands, wash your ass, and wear the mask. Get the shot. 6 feet people! Enjoy the show! Someone tell the MOSHO to do my pod! Shout out to A Slut With Morals and AT OUR WORST Podcast! Enjoy. Love youse guys! AL RATO!

Last week I didn't record. This week I did. Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED. UNUSURPED. I have returned. And so. Has. Dee. Dee. Enjoy the YUCKS! Should I stay or should I go? Let me know @RoamingReignz on Twitter. @nononsensemofo on IG. Wash your hands wash your ass, get the shot, wear the mask. AL RATO ROMIEZ! ORALE! LATERZ! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD and AMAZON Podcasts. Thank you SPOTIFY and ANCHOR! LOVE YOU ALL!

CONJURE DEEZ! JK HELLOW EVERYBODY! Have you ever listened to a podcart.....ON WEED?! Have you ever recorded......ON WEED? Me either. I'm sober and clean recording this but you'll enjoy the big reveal! Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPED!  I return with another hilarious and revealing LOOK into my LIFE! You guys love it and I love that you listen! Thank yous all the way to EUROPE, CANADA, and North America! This is R CUBED, and these are my stories. Anyway, I watched the Conjuring 3! And I had an interesting snack prior to that. But I am still here, still productive, and recording live from the bunker prior to the start of Summer 2021! I'm sweating my ass off for youse ROMIEZ (fans of this podcart). Here is this week's tale. No spoilers, but the movie was spooky good and the food was good too. I didn't mention new people in my life, as well as all the female conversations I had. I forgot to mention the local comic book shop story! FUCK! Welp, that's for next week. BRITISH voice returns. Shout out to Julie and all my pod and girl homies. ALICIA! WHATUP?! Also, new music from At the Gates! And Some BMTH too! Groovy. I BORROW COMIX segment numero dos! I actually like this episode. I was caffeinated but chill, albeit hating the heat upstairs. This one is for the old school pod lovers. SHOUT OUT TO Lisa Sanchez. Waiting on that response to do my podcast! Shout out to Ruby May, whatup ASWM? Come take a listen. Wash your hands, your ass, wear your mask, and stay 6 fucking feet away. Enjoy the laughs. Thank you for the listens! Love you all. AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO WRONGCAST! I gotta say I do say it's episode 79 right off the bat on the mic but it's actually EPISODE 78! GODDAMN REDDIT TROLLZ! Ha No, I did it intentionally. Or did I? Am I staying on brand with al the slings and arrows and shit flung my way? Maybe I am. Anyway, I got the episode number wrong on mic. It's 78 not 79. I also left my good notes for the pod talking points at work. Cue the violins! It's MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND but I didn't mention it on mic. The reddit trollz got my ire up! OR...did they? You decide. This is R CUBED. The Roaming Reignz Radio hour, HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, bar none. It's PRONOUNCED ROMAN, fuck-o! But anyway, lots of tales from my walks, work talk, baseball, and even rassling. I review A Quiet Place 2 and I introduce the segment I BORROW COMIXZ and books and movies. You know, from the library? Maybe it'll stick? Who knows? I don't have that much leisure time to read at my own pace lately. But I'll try it out. Good to be able to say I've seen more movies than the horrible IJ movie ha. Good to see people masking up here in town, by comparison of other places in TX. Little bit of a rant on TEXAS news and on bicycle riders. I bring you this recording live from the Kitchen. Special cameos by my nieces, my sisters, and my mum. So keep an ear out. Yeah even you, ya fuckin notepad holding, note taking audio lurkers! Ha! But here's another quick impromptu collection of yucks. And it's a HOOT BROTHERRR! Or I could be wrong. According to this foo, I'm DEFINITELY WRONG! We shall see. Much love to all the listeners, to ANCHOR AND SPOTIFY. FUCK SOUNDCLOUD! Don't forget AEW Double or Nothing on SUNDEE! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!Wash your hands, wash your ass, wear masks, and stay the fuck away from me! LOVE Y'ALL! AL RATO VATOS! ORALE! (SAVE ME A PLATE FROM THE BBQ!)

HOLA and BIENVENIDOS to EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! It's your humble narrator and host ROMAN. Tweet the show @RoamingReignz (can't change the Z some fucker took that other handle. FUCK IT!) I'm SO MAD! I'm IRKED! I'm IRATE! I'm FUMING. Except....I'm not. Honestly, I've been mellow since my mid 30s and not a moment too soon! On a very special episode, I'm down in the Kitchen recording while the hustle and bustle of the house is going on. You may or may not hear my nieces, sisters, or my mom in the background of the recording and it's sweet. It's funny they get all shy when a mic is on. This is endearing to me. They have no problem being on tik tok or on other socials but a mic is somehow making them all self conscious? Ha! Anyway some jams by Rage and Megadeth, especially ANGRY AGAIN, the Last Action Hero song since apparently I'm HULK LEVEL pissed.  Can you hear it in my voice? Some brief clicks and pops but the audio is actually crisp on this one! I got a haircut, I did a lot of returns, and I am ready to roll! Just uploading this a little bit later in the day since I've been up since 5 steaming fuming mad, so I had to record in the late afternoon and get an episode out to y'all. Thanks for listening in Ireland, Netherlands, Germany, France, Spain, Canada, and in the US! I bring you the news from work, the world, masks, other girls slutty pods, and my morning walk to Smoothie King. Some yucks, some wrestling talk, and an update on my STEELBOOK collection. Fuckin A! Enjoy the aural session! And tell AOW POD to COME BACK! And someone tell Ruby May to stop stealing my SIGN OFF! WASH YOUR HANDS WASH YOUR ASS WEAR A MASK GET YOUR SHOTS and remember that I love y'all for listening. AL RATO VATOS (and HYNAS). ORALE! LATERZ! (Even to the HATERZ)

IS THAT A ZOMBIE TIGER?! HRRRRRRRRRRR! BRAAAAAINZ!  Errrr......HELLOW and welcome to R CUBED aka the Roaming Reigns Radio hour. El Paso's BEST Motherfucking PODCART! I'm back after losing part 1 of this recording forever! I started at 11:11 and by 11:41 I didn't get to upload a very high energy and enthusiastic and charming first segment! So the beginning of this episode is loud so watch your eardrums! I started with some Silverchair originally (which is still in the episode) but now I kick it off with the Cranberries! Been on a 90s kick a lot! I jump back in trying to recreate the energy and to recall everything I lost in the first segment starting out with a loud revving car engine. (Something similar shows up in the second segment!) I continue on with Frank 5 Day recollections, and I talk movies, music, books, jazz and more! It's a veritable  cornucopia of subjects and JUCKZ! I do get real. I think I mention my BIRTHDAY or did in the lost segment. I still mention some of what I did that day. I'll save that for next episode, coming real as Dr Dre famously said. Anyway follow the show's twitter @RoamingReignz or mine @NoNonsenseMofo. I do have snap and tik but go ahead and inquire within. This one is a fast paced Fast and Furious episode so try to keep up. Jot down the movies I've been borrowing and  watching from the local library AND support y'alls own local libraries! That's where I get my comics and movies now! Thank you for listening from far and wide, tell a friend, and know that I love you all! I'll return next week with a freshly recorded new ep. Much love as always, your humble narrator, Roman. AL RATO VATO (And HYNAZ) ORALE! LATERZ! SHOUT OUT to AT OUR WORST POD and to Ruby May's A SLUT WITH MORALS, new episode out now! It's a DOOZIE! 

HELLO and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, R CUBED! Roaming Reigns Radio! I'm your host and humble narrator JUAN CENA.....ERRRRR.....Roman. It's just that people have selective vision back east. They Can't C ME. But I saw them see me! Ha! Anyway, I'm BACK in HELL PASO, my home and native land. I love it here. Even after being anywhere else I always love coming back to my little slice of the desert. My own Tattoine. We kick things off with The Mars Volta, the home town homie heros! I listened to them on the flight back from Jersey! Red Bank was a trip. Mentally and physically it was a trip. A vacation! I drove down the Jersey Turnpike while WOKE UP THIS MORNING was playing! I avoided toll roads. I went to Leonardo, NJ to the Quick Stop! I met lots of new people on the plane, at the airports, and in Red Bank. I also visited the old site of the Stash. Etc. More on that in this or future episodes. I also recount some of the week's current doings. This one is a fast paced one, so watch me for the changes and try tp keep up. Jersey trip and Frank 5 day in the books! RE-SPECT! WALK! Whaddaya say? Thank you for listening and for the support. Fuck you Soundcloud. Thank you Anchor and Spotify. Thank you all listeners and lets get AT OUR WORST to come back! ORALE! I love you all. AL RATO VATO! LATERS! Enjoy!

Hellow and welcome to episode 74 of R Cubed. I'm in Red Bank, NJ today. Check it out! Love youse guys. ORALE! AL RATO!

LATERZ!

Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them! WHAT HO! What is this DEMON BEAST?! It's real. It's TRUE! IT's DAMN TRUE! Also, IT HAS BEGUN! Mortal Kombat that is. I wax and wane about the MK flicks and even the vidya games sort of. I give AOW another shout out, hopefully version 2.0 comes back. I shout out all my pod homies and I also talk about music. EXTREME MUSIC! Death Metal! The good shit! I also rant and rave about vaccinations and the Dunkin Donuts story. I THINK I told it. I can't even remember and i just recorded an hour ago. If I can't, I'll just tell it next week or so! But coffee and walks and yoga oh my! OH and new desk. Lots of food at work, and good times. It's mid Spring in the bunker, but here I am toiling at editing and uploading this podcart for you loyal listeners! There's rants about my younger sister and the vax, the last episode of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier, some rasslin, some extreme metal music, and a fucking FLY! A Fly has the balls to crash my podcast! New desk, who dis? Also enjoying some dark roast cawffee and earlier some Taco Cabana breakfast taquitos. Yes I'm fat. Yes I eat food! Some people were moody this week. At dunkin and then some loud mouth hipster at the Alamo Drafthouse! Good screen, good seats, good popcorn! I'm trying to get this out to youse guys as soon as possible so I can build my new desk! And enjoy some flicks! I will return with more stories and surprises! Love y'all. Want a sticker? Shout out the show on twittah, or anywhere, or send me a voice message. NOOCH! Take care and wash your hands and wear a mask. Al rato vato, LATERZ! SORRY NOT SORRY, RUBY MAY. Good luck with A SLUT WITH MORALS pod! PEACE AND LUFF! ORALE!

HELLLOWWWWWWW ERRY'BODY! Welcome to RCubed. This isn't A SLUT with Morals Cazt or KuntKazt or ZlutKazt. This is HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! And you are most welcome. I'm your humble host and narrator for the evening, Rome. How the heck are ya? I got stabbed in the arm yesterday with some sort of concoction so I'm feeling tip top today as you can imagine. I'm bringing some extra yuckz and whatnot to youse today. Just want to shout out the homies first as always and thank YOU for listening. If you're a detractor, that need not apply to youse embittered peeps. Anyway, I give a report on work for the week, and Friday's doings and goings on. Some realness, some rants, some shooting from the hip. The music is Testament in case you didn't know. Some shout outs to the nice and kind listeners abroad and here state side. I'm keeping the Rome rail running (say that 3 times fast) and I love doing this shit. Hope you love listening. IF you don't, why not go do your own? Listen to your own? Start your own cult? Ha. But seriously thanks for the downloads and plays and listens. Thank you Anchor and Spotify. Fuck you Pandora and Soundcloud. You're entering a dimension of sight and sound. THE ROME ZONE! Enjoy! Get yer shots homies. AL RATO, ORALE. Watch out for FLYING PENNIES youse fuckz! SEE YOU NEXT TUESDEE! Cuntlicious! Cuntastic cuntz! Love for the real listeners! Laterz!

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO THE TITTY TWISTER! HA HELLO AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, the REIGNING DEFENDING POD, R CUBED AKA Roaming Reigns! Since I'm recording during someone's birthday, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA! I smell charcoal and lighter fluid! BBQ time! Anyway, I finally went to the movies! I'll tell you about my experience, and also about my second week at work. There's horses, and walks, and FIT BIT CHALLENGES, OH MY! Mostly monsters and rasslin, and oh it's WRESTLEMANIA 37 weekend! WRESTLE-MANOO! (INSIDE JOKE). Lots of rasslin talk, since it's MY SHOW, but also other stuff you'll like. Some about my coworkers and whatnot. I forgot to mention I went to the post office and waited in line again today! There's also STEELBOOK collector talk! Shout out to all my friends and the good kind listeners in Germany, Europe, and all over North America! I'm watching NXT Takeover Night 2 now, so I'm going to wrap this up but let you know there's good tunes at the beginning of this pod, just turn it down if it's a little loud! Thanks! Love you guys for listening! Thanks for keeping me going. Tell RUBY MAY from A SLUT WITH MORALS PODCAST to do my podcast! AT OUR WORST podcast come back! Wash your hands. Wash your butt. Get your shot! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Thank you Anchor and Spotify! I LOVE YOU ALL. I shall return. AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

HELLLOOOOWW EVEERYBODY! This is HELL PASO's BEST Motherfucking podcart, bar none! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPABLE! It is I your humble narrator and favorite host ROMAN! Back after my first week back at work. Lots to talk about. Rasslin wise, it's a week to Wrestlemania 37. NOOTCH!  Also, I give you the skinny on my first week back at the office. Lots of new developments. April Fools and the days before were a doozie as far as my messages were concerned. I ALSO FORMALLY ISSUE ASWM host RUBY MAY a challenge to record with ME on R CUBED and for me to be a guest on her podcast! Will she accept? I'll keep mentioning it until she does! Long week. I'm tired, did a lot today, cut hair, shaved sideburns. Look good. Need nap. But here I am podcarting for you guys in extreme unlivable temperatures JUST FOR YOU! Guten MORGEN to our German listeners! Shout out to all the Romies (RCubed homies) in Europe, north america, canada, east coast, west coast! Mexico! ORALE! Enjoy the show. More on my life next week. Until then, Fuck Soundcloud, Edna Mode, and GFY as the sound board says! Love to everyone! AL RATO VATO! ORALE. THEY CALL ME BAD COMPANY, EH?! LATERZ!

HELLO and welcome to R³ aka R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). I'm your humble narrator and host, back at it again in El Paso's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed. Still not usurped. The throne is mine! It's episode number NAUGHTY, aka 69 DUDES! Here I kick it with some new jams, some new good news, some thoughts (no prayers) on hoarding, cleaning up, and coming to almost a full year of being in isolation and furloughed from work. It's actually a year and change now since I've been away from work. I shout out all the ROMIEZ (the R³ Homies) and the lurkers and the detractors and the creepers. Good news, bad news, hopeful news. Trying to remain positive and setting goalz. I'm bending time and going cosmic af. I talk about quality time and movies and music and dvds and steelbooks and CDS. See DEEZ NUTZ! But seriously, I give a good spin on things, all things considered. I rarely like to watch the news, but just before recording I came across some good news. So I share. I shout out all the homies, and when I say NEBRASKA it's a shout out to ALICIA & Chris! Nothing but love for y'all! New adventures and experiences and people on the horizon! Feeling pretty good. Feelin' fine 69! Thanks for all the love and support even to the creepers and lurkers and malefactors. Theres tidbitz and yucks and rants, and thoughts on my sisters and the dichotomy between their work ethic and motivation in other areas. But I digress. It's all about RASSLIN, MOVIES, POP CULTURE, and YUCKS. However, I always keeps it real. That's why you keep coming back for more, like an audio junkie! And here I deal in the sweet stuff: R³ to go! Enjoy your final March weekend and join me as we delve into my brain this week! Wash hands. Wash butthole. Get yer shots. Wear mask, and be yourself by yourself, stay away from me and folks (PANTERA LYRICS, BITCHES!). One love for youse all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

EFF THE POE-POE. Hello everybody, and welcome to Hell Paso's most suspicious motherfucking podcart! Errr. HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST I mean! SUSPICIOUS. PFFFFT. Remember that word, kiddies. HOO BOY! IT's a DOOZY ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE!! Just know I love y'all for listening, and no teenage kid has a thicker mustache than yours truly! BET! Also, no offense to Dt. Troy! The local sheriffs department however......welp, I'll let you listen. Love for Julie and her podcast, and to each and every one that listens! Love to Anchor and Spotify, FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOUD!

Check yourself! AL RATO, VATO! ORALE!

Hello and welcome to your favorite friendly neighborhood podcart ya freaks and geeks! It's pronounced....who gives a fuck! But welcome to episode 66 of HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, bar none! Down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO, I DIDN'T fall in love with a Mexican girl! Sorry Marty Robbins. Lotta weird shit happened this past week, but here we are. We keep rolling. Steam rolling! Stone Walling! Gotta count my blessings. The family is in good health, as am I. Packed on a few lbs. Gotta knock it back down. It happens when you're me. Starting off with MOVING ON! And some jams, some good tunes, and some rasslin' as always. I devote less time to the BS, shout out the homies, and get right into the books, movies, and TV. Vinyl chat included. Let's not bury the lead with the weirdness of the past week or two. It's AUSTIN style weird out here, and I don't get why. It's also wide fucking open as TEXAS (BY GOD!) is open again and the masks are being cast off, except mine isn't! NO thanks! We live on in Spotify so thank you to them, FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOUD, and THANK YOU ANCHOR! Lots of health screenings and doctors and tests, OH MY! But we are alive and well. I hope you are too, seriously! Thanks for playing my podcast 34 times in ONE DAY, on MARCH 1st. Shout out to Warshington and OH-HIGH-OHE. Love the listeners and the listens. Fuck the spin class, and bah gawd, watch some wrestling this Sunday. I do opine about Wanda Vision and the opinions contained herein are solely those of your friendly beloved neighborhood narrator from this podcart so there is no affiliation or conspiratorial involvement with other podcarts or any persons adjacent or ancillary to the RR podcart! LISTEN AND ENJOY! Don't dissect. Put the mental scalpel down.Love ya, fuckers! ORALE! AL RATO HOMEZ! 

Hello and welcome to El Paso's best and realest motherfucking podcast! Undispouted! I say it's episode 63 in the beginning but it's actually 64! Fuck it! That's the type of realness you only get in HELL PASO's best podcart! News updates about my mum. Sobriety. And the machinations and slings and arrows of the week. TETANUS. Needles. Papercuts. OH MY! Listen and see! OR HEAR! Enjoy and thanks for listening ya audio creepers! Enjoy! Love you all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! 

This one's personal. I give updates. Happy Valetine's Day, Jefa! BTW I say episode 62 but it's 63. Thanks for your support and listens. Love you all! Keep listening. AL RATO, VATO! ORALE!

HELLO EVERYBODY! AND WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST FROM DOWN IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF HELL PASO! YOUR FAVORITE RADIO HOUR, THE ROMAN REIGNZ PODCAST HOUR! I'M BACK LIVE AFTER A 3 WEEK HIATUS, AND 3 SHELVED EPISODES! HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS LIKED THE RESCUED LOST AUDIO, BUT i THINK i'M GOING TO DO THESE LIVE AGAIN! 3RD OR 4TH TIME'S THE CHARM! I HAD SOME VERY SHARP EPISODES RECORDED BUT I FIGURED, WHY RECORD FOR SOMEONE WHEN i'M ACTUALLY RECORDING THIS FOR ME! THIS IS MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE FACTORY! CONSIDER ME WILLY WONKA! AND THIS IS MY GOLDEN TICKET! SO I HAVE RETURNED TO CLAIM ROME-AN FOR MY PEOPLE! ACTUALLY i'M BACK FEELING BACK IN THE HELL PASO GROOVE. THIS IS EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST AFTER ALL. I SHOUT OUT ALL THE HOMIES, AND CLAP BACK THE NAYSAYERS. BUT I DON'T DWELL ON THAT OL' BULLSHIT. IT'S SUPPER SUNDAY LIEK omg! (DELIBERATE) FUCK THE SUPERBOWL. FUCK THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. YOU HEAR MORE ABOUT MOVIES, MUSIC, THE LIBRARY, THE GOOD THINGS I LIKE. THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY. YOU HEAR ABOUT SOUL, THE DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE. AND OF COUSE, YOU'LL HAR THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR THE LISTENERS. THIS IS MY APPLECART, THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED. SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU TO ALL THE GOOD KIND HEARTED LISTENERS, AND THANKS FOR TELLING A FRIEND PLEASE DO THAT! REVIEWS STILL WELCOME, AND ANY MUSIC, ART, OR VOICE MESSAGES ACCEPTED IN THE SHOW DESCRIPTION! ENOUGH OF THE FEW BAD ROTTEN APPLES AND THEIR BULLSHIT. THIS IS MY PIRATE RADIO! MUCH LOVE TO ALL THE HOMIES ALL ACROSS THE LAND AND ACROSS THE POND! I BRING IT BACK TO YUCKS AND REAL TALK AND OF COUSE, MY OWN BRAND OF ROME-ZINGERZ. I LOVE DOING THIS, AND IT'S NOT GONNA STOP. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP! i LOVE PUTTING A SHOW OUT FOR Y'ALL. YOU'LL HEAR MY SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS AND SUCH. AND A LOT OF MORE OPINIONS AND MUSINGS IN THE STYLE THAT YOU'VE COME TO LOVE. YOU LOVE TO HATE, BUT YOU HATE NOT TO LISTEN. SO THAT WOULD MEAN, YOU LOVE TO HEAR ME, AND I APPRECIATE THE PLAYS AND DOWNLOADS. AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, JOG ON! BUT SERIOUSLY, THANKS FOR LISTENING AND SHARING, AND TO ALL THE CHILL LISTENERS, MUCH LOVE TO Y'ALL. ENJOY THE SHOW. LEAVE THE VITRIOL AT THE DOOR. WASH HANDS. WEAR MASK. WASH BUTT. AL RATO VATOS! LATERZ! BARRISTERS SUCK!

HELL-OH! And welcome to a very special episode of EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART:  ROAMING REIGNS! (FUCK THE Z!) You can't keep a good motherfucker down! And on that note, enjoy a blast from the past! A rescued lost episode from SEPTEMBER 19,2020. This was one of two maybe 3 episodes I thought I lost! I think I got a good new setup now. A PODCART recording desk, a clamp for my mic, and more space! Anyway, listening back to this, REACHAROUND IS FAIR REPLAY! Or some such cliched bullshit. It's funny to listen to myself at the end of the Summer, hopeful and optimistic, not knowing in the next month a lot of shit would come down the pike. I'm back on track, I'm actually recording this morning after I upload this BLAST FROM THE PAST! I finally tell the story of El Paso Karen, and a lot of the stuff I talk about ( GET READY FOR THE BATMAN DAY DRINKING GAME!) really foreshadows the bullshit that was to come in the following last months of the year. I sound high energy for as much as I harp on the fact that I'm low energy that day. I really had my pod flow and energy that day. I think I'll come back to Audacity, and do shit MY WAY. No more interlopers, no more distractions. If you listen to episode 39, THIS is a direct continuation of that,  almost 20 episodes later! IT is like a pod version of TENET. Time inversion. You're walking it back as you listen forward. I shout out all the cool homies, and denouce SoundCloud. I do talk about the BAT, which I realize I didn't watch the rest of the original Batman flicks that day. I since found my Jim Lee Batman shirt, btw. The RETURN OF THE AOW minute! AT OUR WORST minute 5 coming atcha! And all this misspelling and colorful language is DELIBERATE! FUCK OFF with your grammar, syntax, and usage bullshit! I also ask for more vinyl which is hilarious. Some tailgating and shitty driver stories, as well as as some local radio z morning zoo show opinions. I'm never getting that morning news girl on this pod now. I'm more productive now without all these distractions and time sucks. I have a lot more NEW shit to talk about today, but for now enjoy this glimpse into that foul year of our lord 2020. It was the end of Summer, the beginning of fall. And the ire was strong. Even now, my cup runneth over on the shit I gotta talk about. Love the good listeners overseas, Stateside and A BROAD! I think I like AUDACITY AGAIN! Let's see how the new bunker studio works out! As always, wash your ass, wash your hands, wear a mask, fucking stay the FUCK away from me, but still TWEET the show @RoamingReignz on twitter or the email is RoamingReignz@gmail.com (Gotta change it after this week but try it anyway!) NO QUITTING. NO GIVING UP. NO BEING SIDELINED by DRAMA QUEEFS. IT's all about the STEAMROLL this year. There's ROGAN, and the pod titans, and I want a spot AT THE TOP. As always, leave a 5 star review dear sweet listeners and I shall be forever indebted to youse. My batteries are charged, the coffee is brewing, and the FOG has lifted. FUCK YOU, SMALLVILLE! But anyway, enjoy the show. Be kind, rewind to last year. I'll drop in next week. ENJOY! AL RATO VATOS Y HYNAS. ORALE! 

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! THE  NOT SO AMATEUR GOLDEN HOUR OF PODCARTING! Welcome to episode 58 of the Roaming Reignz hour. WITH A Z. Everytime! Anyway, here there be contemplation  and contempt! So we kick off with a bit of PLAYOFF chat. Nicky's team the Ravens v the Bills. Then of course the PACK vs the Rams today! I give my predictions. Then I move on to introspection about other dead pods, shout out the homiez, and ask what I should call the listeners of this programs! I also drop stats! IT'S A STAT EPISODE! JK Listeners from OHIO and WASHINGTON, shout it out loud! Leave a 5 star review!  There's some LITTLE RICHARD tidbis, and music, and books chat too. I am reading again! I have to give honest opinions about the BUMBLE girl's PODCAST, and I don't think I gave my opinion of the YOUTUBE wrestling rant girl, but next episode! Today I bring you the love for this. I love this podcarting. I shout out all the homies far and wide, and shout out all the other pods. Is there a subreddit for this show? MAYBE!  I love vinyl so I give a bit of update on that.  I coin the phrase PODCAST GRAVEYARD, since a lot of pods that start off with a bang end up petering out. BUT I AM COMMITTED to bringing the yucks! I am pot committed to doing this show as long as I have my wits about me! Any art, music, or suggestions refer them to @RoamingReignz on twitter. or the show email RoamingReignz@gmail.com! BOOM! BRANDING! This is your friendly neighborhood best motherfucking podcast from HELL PASO! Down in the West Texas town of Hell Paso.....you fell in love with a Mexican's POD! Vaccines, and yoga, and shenaniganz! OH MY! New PRESIDENT, WHO DIS? Anyway, mask up and chill! Get the vaccine if you can! I'm gonna go watch THE WORLD'S END. ROMIEZ say whats up! Love to hear from youse galz! Love you all for listening! Al Rato, VATO! ORALE!

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of RR, your friendly neighborhood podcast. It's a somber one today. We lost a big name in the metal community. Alexi Laiho the lead singer, guitarist, founder, architect of Children of Bodom passed away late last year, and news of his passing made itself public earlier this week. Also, my friend Julie from the ANTHILL (OG) 13%er suffered a devastating loss, as her husband passed away from Covid 19. Here is the GOFUNDME link if you'd like to donate to the funeral for the late Mr. Brian Thometz', Julie's husband. https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-brian-thometz?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Hopefully the link works. If not, search Brian Thometz on the GoFundMe main page, and click on that. Rest in Peace, sir. Julie, we love you!

This one is a very introspective episode. Children of Bodom meant a lot to me for the last 20 some odd years. You always hate to hear your guitar heroes and creative music heroes die, but to die so young? Makes me wonder, they're so young. My older sister is that age, so I think about it a lot. I give some COB stories, some music road trip and live show stories. I pick up the yucks in part two. It's just hard for me to process and deal with death, but I do. We circle back to my new glasses, my current regiment of reading and yoga and weight loss. And, the Office. Of course I think about each and every one of you that listens. Shout out to you guys.

LISTENERS FROM OHIO AND SEATTLE, reach out! I also ask for photoshop submissions. Send those to dead_rufio@yahoo.com. This is HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast, bar none! We just have to give up the love and respect for the dearly departed. I'm about to upload this, finish my coffee, and probably zen out with yoga. The vaccines are coming, don't fret. Just don't storm any more government buildings. Go for a walk. Go run. Do anything outside, but don't distrupt people! Pet your dogs and cats for me! Tell a friend and leave a 5 star review on APPLE PODCASTS! LOVE YOUSE GUYS! AL RATO VATO! ORALE

FELIZ NAVIDAD MOFOS! It's XMAS time in HELL PASO! This is the 2020 Christmas episode! I'm uploading this as THE NIGHT BEFORE is playing. It's a little longer than usual, just with my message of YULE TIDE CHEERZ tacked on to the end of this ep. Anyway, we open with some CHRISTMAS DIAMOND. King fucking Diamond! Also, we open a CHRISTMAS CARD from some NEBRASKY HOMIEZ! I open it live on the air! I'm looking at that card right meow. Good stuff. Still time to get me yer address for a card, so if you want send an email to dead_rufio@yahoo.com or if you got my number, holla! Happy HOLLA-DAYZ! I talk about Christmas, but it's not overkill. Just shooting from the heart yo. Also Mexican Christmas grub, and some flicks. I also finally, FINALLY watched TENET! Quick blurb about that. This is mostly levity to enjoy during or after the holidayz. Little bit of football talk for Nicky the homie. Even if I don't like the Ravens. Shout out to all the countries all the homiez that listen when they do. Love for y'all. GASP! Some reddit talk! But here we are. I'll keep it short and sweet. Just trying to get this YUCK-TASTIC yuck fest out before Xmas. And after this, just one more episode of RR left in 2020! Where does the time go! Merry Christmas, and I LOVE YOUSE ALL! Thanks for listening! Tweet @RoamingReignz holla at ya homie! Wash your hands, wash your azz, wear a mask, and keep 6 fucking feet away! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! THE BEST MUFUCKIN' POD IN EL PASO, OUT!