The Roasting Booth

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YA FILTHY ANIMALS. No we are not roasting Home Alone, but an ACTUAL classic, The Princess Switch 3: Switch me once, shame on me, switch me again...why what the heck that's so mean....switch me three times...oh my god.... (This is a super obscure tiktok reference...can you guess who is writing this episode description). 

We're heading to Belgravia once again to visit our favorite Vanessa Hudgens triplets and their golden retriever husbands! There will be Christmas cheer, there will be the pope??, there will be SPIES??? BUT will there be a 4th Vanessa Hudgens? Listen to this episode to find out!

Also please excuse our sound quality, our mics were giving us some trouble this week!

*If you haven't yet, listen to our first 2 episodes to hear us roast The Kissing Booth 1 & 2!*

WE'RE BACK....again. Yes...we know one conversation could have solved this problem and we could have just announced that we were taking another break, but where is the DRAMA in that?!

But now we're back! We recorded this on our one year anniversary (!!!) and we are wrapping up the franchise that has truly changed our lives...The Kissing Booth. Join us as we say goodbye to Elle, Noah, Lee, Marco....a beach house (?)....oh yeah and Rachel is there. 

We're back, and to kick off the summer we are roasting the ultimate summer movie: High School Musical 2! Join us as we try to figure out 2000s Disney fashion, if Troy is actually an asshole, and so much more. 

"Cool Balls" - Troy Bolton (2007)

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF RATING THE MEN!!! In this episode, we look back at the romantic interests from the last 10 episodes and then discuss Something's Gotta Give, a trainwreck of a movie with a STACKED cast. Get ready for some good OLD fashioned manipulation, misogyny, and murder (just kidding...no one gets murdered in this one). Most importantly: listen to find out who is going to be the laughingstock of Broadway!!!!!!!!!

This episode is dedicated to all the girlbosses listening, we love the way you make your assistant commit a federal offence by marrying you so you won't get deported to Canada

Do you love capitalism? Do you ever think, "Hmmmm, he's not a real MAN unless he destroys my small business?" DO YOU THINK THE GODFATHER HOLDS THE ANSWER TO THE MEANING OF LIFE?!?!?!!!!! If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you're gonna hate this episode. Join us as we discuss You've Got Mail and express our anger at The Man (Tom Hanks (not actually Tom Hanks, but the character he plays. We love you Tom Hanks)).

In honor of Star Wars Day this week, we're roasting the *classic* romcom The Last Jedi (with some bonus commentary on The Rise of Skywalker)!! Along with our Resident Tech Dude Jose, we discuss how totally cool and HOT Reylo is, the steamy tension between Hux and Snoke, and much more. Put on your highest of high-waist pants and check it out!

We're back! Thanks for sticking through our break y'all but we're back with a terrible movie that's prime for the roasting! This week Alexis and Heather ask the important questions including: is Katie's dad in love with her? Why did no one invite Katie to a sleep over? Is Patrick Schwarzenegger's character named Chris or Charlie? Additionally, even though this movie is a terrible portrayal of Xeroderma Pigmentosum, we learn a few things about XP from reading a review by Titanium Amy (a person with XP), of the book this movie is based on! 

You can read the review and learn from other families of XP here: https://xpfamilysupport.org/2018/02/26/midnight-sun-reviewed-titaniumamy/ 

This week we watched The Lake House: the second movie where the plot revolves around Keanu Reeves’ house. This movie has time travel, a magical mailbox, girlbosses, and so much more. If you're so silly it’s like you ate a clown for breakfast, you'll love this episode (it makes more sense if you listen to it...trust us)!!

Oh no! My boyfriend loves the Red Sox so much that it is literally ruining my life! What should I do? Break up with him Drew Barrymore. That's what you do. Join us in today's episode where we roast the heck out of Fever Pitch starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore. From cringey bits, to the most historic "Girl Runs" this movie has it all! 

This week, we are roasting a modern take on Shakespeare’s classic, completely unproblematic, and totally cool play Taming of the Shrew. We’ll discuss how we were *super cool* in high school and how (don’t hate us) the titular “10 Things” poem kind of sucks a fat one. All this and more!

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for: this week we are roasting Paul Blart: Mall Cop!!! Is it a romcom? Maybe...but it's close enough! Join us as we discuss segways, bad one-liners...and how Paul Blart might be a little hot? All this, and so much more!

Welcome our 4th special guest, our 2nd Sarah and the one and only host of the "Para Que Sepas" Podcast!! Today, Alexis, Heather and Sarah are roasting Hitch , the 2005 classic starring Will Smith and maybe the better version of Ryan Gosling from Crazy, Stupid, Love? We talk about the art of listening, why we are Albert's #1 fans and why you shouldn't take your first date to Ellis Island. All this and much more in today's episode of The Roasting Booth! 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! We asked for the most iconic RomCom and you delivered, so in this episode we will be sharing our experience watching When Harry Met Sally for the first time. Be prepared for a lot of hats, chunky sweaters, and...Cars??? All this and more in this special episode of The Roasting Booth!

Mamma Mia! I Have a Dream that When All is Said and Done, this ~film~ would be the Souper Trouper that Takes it All! (In case you couldn't tell, this week we are watching Mamma Mia!, and we are really excited about it).

In our second episode on the To All the Boys series, we turn HARD on Lara Jean and each other as we argue over #TeamPeter and #TeamJohnAmbrose. Find out who is who and why we still hate Kitty on this week's episode!

GUESS WHO IS BACK?! Did you guess "big boy" Noah Centineo. Well you are correct. Join Heather and Alexis in today's episode where we roast "To All The Boys I've Loved Before." There's secret dating , guillotines, Korean grocery stores, a couple of subway ads and so MANY times where the problem could have been solved with one conversation. This and much more in today's episode of The Roasting Booth!  

ANOTHER SWITCH! Here is your warning: This movie contains very little Rachel McAdams and a lot of Rob Schneider. In this episode of the roasting booth. Alexis and Heather decide that they can't defend Adam Sandler anymore after this movie. Take a break from the train wreck that is the world and listen to us roast this train wreck of a movie! 

Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Hudgens, and Vanessa Hudgens walk into a bar...and they SWITCH. That's right Alexis and Heather are taking on The Princess Switch Part 2! Trust us, it gets even more wild than the first one. And if you haven't- go listen to the last episode to hear part one! 

On this holiday episode of The Roasting Booth, Heather and Alexis discuss the first movie in The Princess Switch series (and try to use the word "switch" as much as they can while doing so).

You've heard of wife swap, get ready for house swap with The Holiday! Today, Alexis and Heather lament over the lack of Jack Black in this movie, they learn a new fact about the Santa Ana winds AND they learn how to cry. This and much more in today's episode of The Roasting Booth! 

This Thanksgiving we're thankful for Wattpad and all the wonderful content it has provided to us. We wanted to take a break for the holiday week and so here is pt 2 of our pre-recorded episodes! This week Heather and Alexis talk about Dylan Sprouse, LOTS of sex scenes, and we ask ourselves the question "Is it appropriate to tell your boss you're going commando to a work event?" Find out the answer in today's episode of The Roasting  Booth! 

Lucy forgets everything from the past 24 hours after falling asleep...and we wish we could forget this movie. Join us as we roast our first Adam Sandler movie, 50 First Dates!

This episode is dedicated to Siku the walrus, may she rest in peace.

SURPRISE!!!! Ever wondered what a Harry Styles fanfic would look like as a feature film? Neither did we, but we watched this movie anyway! This episode was recorded a few weeks ago in case we ever needed a week off, and we thought now was the perfect time to release it. Join us as we roast After, a movie with a concept so wild it can only take it in One Direction: disaster.

In this spOoOky episode of The Roasting Booth, we are joined by the wonderful Stephee Bonifacio from The Sex Files podcast (check it out anywhere podcasts are available)! We'll tackle the hard topics of living in denial, how to easily forget the death of your husband, and when it is acceptable to eat chocolate cake. All this and so much more in our episode on the 1998 classic Practical Magic!

Its our 10th episode y'all! Heather and Alexis are going to stroll down memory lane and rate the men of the last 10 episodes,  spoiler alert, their lists are VERY different. Since this is a very special episode we're bringing out the big guns. Get ready to hear about how Troy is an unproblematic king (for now), our thoughts on Sharpay and Ryan as fellow theater kids, and how we wish we could dress as well as the characters in this movie. This, and much more in today's episode of The Roasting Booth! 

Yeah yeah yeah, its not a rom-com but that doesn't mean it can't get roasted!! Today Alexis and Heather take on The Notebook along with special guest Sophia!! (Check out their podcast "OMA GHOST" that is out anywhere you can find podcasts-now!!) If you are itching to hear about birds, socially distanced sex, and why this time we're all obsessed with James Marsden, then this is the episode for you! Come on...click play....you know you want to. 

You thought Alexis and Heather had a lot to say about 27 Dresses? Oh are you in for a treat. Get ready to hear about cat-fishing, Facebook mom humor, bad bad friends and how we agree that Sierra Burgess IS in fact, a loser (and that this movie should have been about Dan). This and much more in today's episode of The Roasting Booth! 

B-B-B-Benny and the...world's most annoying sister? Join Heather, Alexis, and special guest Jose in The Roasting Booth's most HEATED episode yet. As we discuss 27 Dresses, fights will break out and relationships will be destroyed while debating if Kevin is rude or funny, if George is kind or manipulative, and much, much more.

Please excuse our clippy audio-we tried something new with our audio recording and it didn't go as well as we'd hoped! (We trusted you Craig) Anyways join Alexis and Heather as they talk about intimidating 13 year olds, the difference between hockey and baseball, and most importantly Razzles. That and much more in this episode of The Roasting Booth!  

Today we're roasting Pt 2 of The Kissing Booth! Alexis and Heather discuss Elle's life choices, team Noah vs team Marco and why the heck Rachel doesn't break up with Lee sooner. This and much more!!

OUR FIRST EPISODE!!!! We will be roasting, rating, and reading some sweet sweet reviews on your favorite rom coms! Join Alexis and Heather as they talk about high schoolers that look to be in their mid to late twenties, toxic friendships, and how the kissing booth surely started the pandemic in the movie that gave the podcast its name: The Kissing Booth.

Get ready because The Roasting Booth is coming to you on September 1st! Stop by and listen to us roast your favorite and least favorite Romcoms. This is The Roasting Booth!