A comedy podcast featuring #FloridaMan stories; interviews with comedians, porn stars, and people in the news; dumb games like "Drunk, Drugs or Crazy," "Where'd He Stick It?," "What's in the Prison Purse?!?," "Name that Toot," and more!
Comedians Nathan Wallace and Raab Russel join me!
We play audio of a crazy Alaskan news anchor who threatens to kill the Mayor of Anchorage, who is also her lover, and maybe a pedophile?
Nikole Mitchell, a pastor-turned-stripper, joins us via Zoom (kinda) to plug her OnlyFans account, and teach us about the Lord!
We recap the weird #FloridaMan stories from this week, including: a mom who attacks a pregnant bus assistant, a man who was caught with bestiality porn, a student who was diagnosed with Corona Virus (but it was really her period), and a public pooper is on the loose!
Pastor-turned-stripper Nikole Mitchell joins the show to discuss why she made the transition from preacher to stripper, how her life has changed since going viral and appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and how she went from broke to making $100,000 a month on OnlyFans.
Comedians Nathan Wallace and Raab Russel join me!
We recap this week's #FloridaMan stories, including:
A Florida mom attacks a pregnant school bus assistant
A #FloridaMan is caught with bestiality porn
A #FloridaMan is caught poopin' in public
An 11 year old steals a school bus, leads police on a half hour chase
Maria Athens is a former Alaskan news anchor making headlines after threatening the life of her lover - the former Mayor of Anchorage, Ethan Berkowitz.
Maria went on Facebook and accused her lover of pedophilia, while threatening to expose him to the world!
She then left a threatening voicemail, before punching her news director (also her lover) and ending up in cuffs!
Melissa Cheng and Mindy Dixon, two dominatrixes, were caught filming an S&M porn video with Louisiana priest Travis Clark during a kinky sex session in the Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River.
Comedian Nathan Wallace joined me to cover:
- People upset with Bill Burr's Saturday Night Live monologue. I have a phone number for him, so we gave ol' freckles a call.
- Ellen DeGeneres is a monster, but would we bang her for $490 million?
- A female preacher turned stripper could make anyone believe in God.
- A priest gets caught gettin' cornholed by a dominatrix on a church alter.
A woman in Houston is accused of having sex with a dog to celebrate the dog's first birthday.
This raised an interested question - if you met your dream girl but it turns out she once had sex with a dog, could you look past it?
If you think I'm a creep, wait till you hear some of the answers from the listeners!
Bollock Lifting is a sport where dudes attach weights to their testicles to see who can lift more.
So I issued a challenge to the fellas of Fort Myers: think you can out lift me?
Alotta dudes had the balls to accept the challenge, but not enough to use theirs!
I've been mocked, ridiculed and bullied by the listeners because my girlfriend and I sleep in separate beds, in separate bedrooms on separate sides of the house.
Does that make me gay?
I don't think so, but the listeners disagree!
Comedian Bob DiBuono stopped by the show to talk touring with Kendrick Lamar, performing on-stage at Coachella and what it's like to perform his impression of President Donald J. Trump on ABC's "The View!"
An article claims people are getting sex dolls customized to look like friend's wives and girlfriends instead of celebrities.
So I opened the phones: if you could customize a sex doll, who would ya have it look like?
A conversation about Real Dolls led to a conversation with a dude who bought one!
What's worse than strikin' out with a chick? Having it happen multiple times, on the radio, for everyone to hear.
Until Amber called in and offered her chesticles for Disturbed tickets!
Plus, I cause a fight at a friend’s house over snacks and podcasting.
A man busted making meth claims the meth he was making was "healthy."
I explain how I'll defend my home from looters with my bare hands (they're registered weapons).
#BrickGate - a mysterious pile of bricks appears in Fort Myers, or does it?.
We play Pervert Price is Right.
Weird Weiner News & the Douche of the Day.
A drunken Indian man lodged an object inside of the ol' "Prison Purse," which required doctor's help to remove it. The doctor's were able to remove the object - INTACT!
The caller's job is to correctly identified What's In The Prison Purse?
How many people can see they've seen their own parents porno tape? More importantly, who would want to say that? Me!
A WWE Owen Hart Tribute Tape turned out to feature a pounding, but it wasn't the pounding I was hoping for!
Plus, I'm in a dry streak. 14 months with my girlfriend. So we called her to find out why!
A singer admitted to biting off the tip of his tongue while doing mushrooms.
So we opened the phones to your bad trip stories.
From one dude who thought he was eating his own cheek, to a dude who hid behind his couch with a spear, the calls came flooding in!
Guess the Girth!: Guess the object I've lodge down my gullet!
Correctly "Guess the Girth" and win!
This round's object was frozen, but can be cooked in a microwave, conventional oven or deep fried; and is usually served with fries!
Nick Griffin is hilarious. One of the best comics out there today. He's done radio, been on Letterman (11 times) and has written half a dozen screenplays.
We talk how Nick got his start in the Midwest, his time as a writer at Comedy World Radio, and how he prepped for his 11 appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman!
Pervert Price is Right!: Guess as close to the asking price, without going over (Price is Right Rules) of a perverted item from Amazon.
This round's perverted sex toy from Amazon is the The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch.
Comedian Mitch Fatel joined me in-studio!
We talk stand up, Mitch's internship with the Howard Stern Show, how he helped Stuttering John Melendez get hired as an intern with the Stern Show, and why he turned down a chance to appear on Late Night with Conan O'Brien early on in his career.
SToK Cold Brew is giving three people $30,000 to go on the vacation of their dreams. $30,000 to go anywhere and do anything.
So I wondered: how would you spend it?
From a trip to Germany, to one guy who wants to take me to Switzerland to tag team some Swedish chicks, the calls came pouring in!
Plus, we've got a Raccoon Sack Challenge on our hands (that sounds gross!)
Robert Downey Jr once got arrested for smoking weed at Disneyland.
So we opened the phones to the derelicts: where's the weirdest place you've gotten stoned?
From inside of a jail, to on top of one, people love getting high!
Mandatory.com released a list of the 11 reasons why women won't go down on guys. So we took calls from the ladies: why don't you do it?
We had a surprise guest on the hotline. My girlfriend. She called in to explain why she doesn't do it!
A Swedish company has created a product that women can insert in their vaginas during their menstrual cycle, and it will allow them to have "spill free" sex with their partners.
So I threw it out there - are there any women willing to try the Ziggy Cup if I buy it? Turns out, Kelly in Naples is game!
A man was fired from his job after 18 years for masturbating in the men's room. Which led me to wonder: are there any listeners who have flogged the dolphin at work?
One woman had sex with her boyfriend and it resulted in the cops being called!
The city of Berkley is gender neutralizing the term man-hole to maintenance hole.
I say we let the ladies have this one, and man-holes will now be referred to as "lady holes."
I asked the listeners to call in with their lady hole jokes. Some got the bit, many did not, but the best one won Korn tickets!
KoRn tickets up for grabs.
No ladies wanted to do Tatas For Tickets, so we offered the fellas a chance: can you tap it on the phone and I guess what song you're tapping it to?
We had three contestants play: Angel, Jeff and Jake.
One turned out to be a cheater, one a loser and one a winner!
There is a man, dressed head-to-toe in a gimp suit, terrorizing a small English town.
He's been harassing women, running up to them and breathing heavily, grunting and grabbing his crotch.
I found a phone number for him, so joining us on Line 6: The Gimp Suit Man!
Another pair of Godsmack tickets means another rendition of America's favorite new game: Tatas for Tickets!
24 year old Brittney, a blonde haired, blued eyed bartender from Fort Myers brought her boyfriend, and her triple D boobies, down to the radio station for tickets.
Brittney whips out her chesticles for tickets and for our listening pleasure!
An article by Psychology Today lists the 5 mistakes men make in bed.
So I asked the dude listeners: what are things women do wrong in between the sheets?
From opening pleasure chests, to taking a dump on one fellas, you need to hear what some dudes want women to do differently!
Comedian Carlos Mencia joined me to talk all things comedy!
Carlos has made a career out of making the relatable, funny. How does one do that, when they’re a millionaire and no longer relatable? We discuss!
Plus, we talk if Mind of Mencia would work in 2020, how Carlos equates stand up to math, and how therapy helped turn Carlos into the Tony Robbins of stand up comedy!
Plus, plus: If you’re a comedian, or a fan of comedy, I suggest ya listen. Carlos drops some knowledge on the craft!
The Florida Man Game!: Did the crazy new story happened in Florida (a #FloridaMan story), or did it happened elsewhere? This round includes a man who tried to steal a helicopter and blow up a hospital; a man who killed a pet bird that was on his sister's shoulder; and two men who got in a fist fight over horse poop!
Where'd He Stick It?: A man had sex with something other than human. Correctly guess Where He Stuck It?!? and win!
This round comes out out of China, where a man's meat mallet became trapped in an object, requiring doctors to use a scalpel, heat and scissors to remove it!
The Florida Man Game - is it a weird headline that happened in the Sunshine State, or elsewhere?
This round involves a man who kicked a chicken (the ol' cock kicker); a man who shot at a chicken (the ol' cock shot); and a man who tried, not once, but twice, to kill his wife with a snake (not the one in his pants)!
Correctly guess which stories happened in Florida and win!
37-year-old Leslie wanted to win her boyfriend Godsmack tickets.
So I offered her a deal: come to the station and show me the funbags, and I'll give ya tickets.
Not only did Leslie show up with her 38 Double D chesticles, but she brought her boyfriend too.
I think we made him a cuckold!
A poem about the President of Uganda's mother's vagina was so graphic, it led to the imprisonment of Ugandan Feminist Stella Nyanzi.
Since I can't say some of the filthy words Stella used, I asked the audience to suggest other terms for "vagina" that we could use. Then we read the poem.
Listen to the secret track at the end (not so secret now) where I read the entire poem, unedited!
I fulfilled a life long dream. I interviewed one of my comedic heroes, Tom Green.
Tom talks his starting standup in at 15 years old, how he took a public access show out of Canada and got it onto MTV, if MTV banned “The Bum Bum Song” from T.R.L, what it's like going back to stand up after a 10 year break, the greatest movie of all time: Freddie Got Fingered, and if he invented "planking."
More homoerotic games!
Butt Smack for Godsmack tickets. Can listener Tim from Fort Myers drum a song on my buttocks and the listeners guess what song he's drumming?
If so, Tim gets Godsmack tickets and the caller wins too!
Ray Willis joins the show!
Ray made national headlines because he is raising $10,000 to create a bronze statue of 1980's TV icon: ALF.
Ray joined me to talk why the city of New Haven needs an ALF statue; why other New Haven residents like George W Bush and Eli Whitney are overrated and over-celebrated; and why people should spend their hard earned money on a bronze statue of ALF.
Big Jay Oakerson joins the show!
We talk opening for KoRn on tour; how Louis C.K. ended up at his yearly festival, SkankFest; how a chance encounter with Pink ended with Jay hiring a hooker; and what it was like to tour with KoRn.
A game for the fellas!
We've done all kinds of contests for girls: Period Panties for Pop Evil tickets; Tatas for Tickets; Trim the Hedges for Busch Gardens tickets; the Solo Race to the Finish with Porn Star Richelle Ryan; among others.
And now it's time for a contest for the fellas. Tap It for Tickets. Can guys tap it on the phone and I guess what song they’re tapping it to? Tim and Barry both gave it a shot!
18-year-old Nina and 21-year-old nursing student Carly came down to the radio station to play “Tatas for Tickets.”
“Tatas for Tickets” is where ladies show their chesticles in return for concert tickets!
Carly stepped up to the plate and whipped out her beautiful Triple D boobs and won tickets!
A man scammed the Korean government out of $80,000 over 8 years by pretending to be blind.
Dude got busted when a neighbor spotted him driving.
We took calls on cons you’ve committed.
From robbing their own gas station, to a woman whose con was so illegal, we had to edit her name, location and profession to keep her from getting arrested.
Sports Illustrated released an investigative report on the masturbatory habits of former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr.
This led to a Line 5 phone call from "Kellen Winslow Jr."
How did "Kellen" end up on Line 5? Listen to the secret track to find out!
WWE Superstar John Cena admitted to getting an erection during a wrestling match.
So I wondered: where’s the weirdest places you’ve popped wood?
From algebra class, to the doctors office, to one listener’s father’s funeral, the answers came rolling in.
A new social media trend has gone viral - advice in four words or less!
I had some advice of my own, but we also took a bunch of advice from the listeners as well.
From not smelling your fingers, to not trusting farts, the listeners had a ton of great advice!
A #FloridaWoman was pulled over by cops, who found a live gator hiding in her panties.
25-year-old Ariel Machan-Le Quire was caught with more than 40 turtles in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack in Punta Gorda by a Charlotte County Sheriff’s Deputy.
When the deputy searched Ariel, he found a live gator hiding in her panties.
I found a number for Ariel so we called the Punta Gorda Gator Gal!
Incels are involuntary celibates - dudes who can’t get laid. We used to call them nerds, but now they have a new fancy term.
Incels are doing a new technique to increase their manhood, it’s called jelqing.
Dr. Matt Sturbator from Major Lee Gae Hospital called in to talk "jelqing," a process of stretching a man's penis in order to increase it's length.
A drunk #FloridaWoman harasses me by continuing to call and request Jane’s Addiction.
Her husband calls in to try and promote her appearance at a local hot dog eating contest but things take a turn when the drunk woman uses potty language.
That leads to name calling, a party line call and radio swinging!
A story of a student’s purple nurpling gone wrong leads to a new contest - the consensual Purple Nurple Contest.
Listener Brad joined me in-studio to receive a Purple Nurple for WWE tickets.
Things take an interesting turn when Brad discusses his two marriages, one which lasted 30 days, as well as his 30 day engagement to a woman he met "30 days ago” because legally, he’s still married to his second wife.
It turns out my homeless Executive Producer, Chip the Sword Swinging Cincinnati Transient, swings more than just swords!
A caller informed me that Chip and his wife were into swappin’, having sex with more than 30 different people together.
We also discover a weird cyst on Chip’s arm, it could be herpes, it could be mrsa, but either way, we see if we can pop it!
An inmate from Moorehaven Prison named Jesse called the show to explain what prison life is like and if gay sex is a common occurrence in lock up.
Another caller named Rich called in and claimed Jesse was full of shit, so I held the radio station hostage and only took calls from Jesse’s family to corroborate his story.
Will Rich call back in and apologize? And how much gay sex actually happens in prison? Find out!
Comedian and actor Justin Hires joins the show. You've seen him in the TV shows Rush Hour and MacGyver, and in the movie 21 Jump Street.
We talk stand up comedy; why Rush Hour the series was cancelled after 13 episodes; how a viral YouTube video helped launch his career; and what it's like to meet your idols Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy.
Colton Underwood, from ABC’s The Bachelor, is under fire for a comment he made about “period panties.”
I’ve never seen “period panties” in person before, so we came up with a new contest: Period Panties for Pop Evil Tickets.
Are there any women willing to trade their used “period panties” for tickets?
One listener found the contest offensive, wrote a complaint e-mail to the station, so I read the e-mail and we called the complainer!
We play "Trim the Hedges" with Kevin and Charity!
"Trim the Hedges" is where listeners do "yard work" over the phone, using an electric razor or scissors to do some personal "trimming."
It's Trim the Hedges Round 1 - Kevin and Charity both trimmed their hedges for Busch Gardens Tickets!
Comedian Ahmed Ahmed joins the show.
Ahmed's been on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Sullivan and Sons, and toured with comedians Maz Jabroni and Aron Kader as part of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour.
Ahmed made national headlines while performing at Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples after audience member called 911 on him over a joke.
Ahmed joined me to discuss what the joke was that prompted the 911 call; what it's like performing in Malaysia; and we hypothesize what happened to MH Flight 370.
Porn Star Richelle Ryan runs a "Solo Race to the Finish!"
Adult film superstar Richelle Ryan runs a Solo Race to the Finish.
Richelle has performed in over 300 different adult films, she's been nominated for over a dozen AVN awards, and she won the "Most Epic Ass" contest on the Howard Stern Show.
Richelle ran a "solo race to the finish" and listeners guessed how long it took her to cross the finish line!
We play "Trim the Hedges" with Kevin and Charity.
"Trim the Hedges" is where listeners do "yard work" using an electric razor or scissors, over the phone.
It's Trim the Hedges Round 1 - Kevin and Charity both called in and trimmed their hedges for Busch Gardens Tickets!
I speak with 23-year-old Dillion Webb, the #FloridaMan who made national headlines after he was arrested for having an "I Eat Ass" bumper sticker on his truck.
You've read the story, now hear from the man himself!
Find out why Dillon refused to remove the bumper sticker, how long he spent in jail and what it feels like being nationally known as a #FloridaMan!
Comedian and radio personality Dave Landau joined me to promote his stand up comedy shows at the Laugh In Comedy Cafe in Fort Myers.
Dave talked about living and working with his co-host, radio legend Anthony Cumia (formerly of the radio show Opie & Anthony); what it's like working at Compound Media; his worst stand up gig; and why he'd choose to masturbate Bailey Jay over Buck Angel to save a family members life.